"Comrade, your arm is obviously fine, why do you pretend to be broken?" a policeman said.

"I didn't. It was broken before, but it's fine now." Silly Zhu explained.

Silly Zhu's words were so light, but would anyone believe him?

Is it possible to break an arm just as long as it's ready?

"???" The two policemen looked at each other, and one of them said in a cold voice: "You're so funny, you've been hurting your muscles and bones for a hundred days. Just say yes. Who are you kidding?"

"I didn't lie..." Silly Zhu said: "I told the truth, my arm is really broken..."

"Shut up!" One of the policemen said again: "I'm warning you once, if you mess around again, we will punish you."

After being scolded, Shazhu immediately withered and couldn't say a word.

The police examined Si Zhu's arm and found no scars and no signs of breakage.

After understanding what happened, I realized that it was this stupid Zhu who took action first.

The police criticized and educated Silhu and warned him that if he dared to hit someone again next time, he would be detained.

Zou He's counterattack was legitimate self-defense. The police only reminded Zou He to ensure his own safety next time and try to be more defensive and restrained and not to injure the other party.

Finally, the police turned their attention to the elder Yi Zhonghai:

"And you! As the man in charge of the hospital! You reported the crime randomly without understanding the situation, and even exaggerated that your arm was broken, which caused us to send so many police officers here. Your behavior is simply too bad!"

"..." Yi Zhonghai couldn't explain in a word. He wanted to say that he was not exaggerating, but Si Zhu's arm had already healed. The police would not believe him if he said anything now. They could only lower their heads and wait for criticism.

.

"Since you are so old and it is your first offense, I will not hold you accountable for the time being," the police officer said sternly: "Next time you dare to exaggerate and call the police, you will definitely be punished. Do you hear me?"

"I heard it, I heard it." Yi Zhonghai nodded repeatedly, not daring to say more.

I heard that someone had broken his arm, and I thought it was a major police incident. But when I came to see it, it turned out to be a mistake. This made the police very angry.

Finally, the policeman stormed off.

The people from the neighborhood committee who came with him also scolded Yi Zhonghai.

"Yi Zhonghai, please open your eyes and see clearly next time. It's obviously fine. Unless your arm is broken, I think you are idle. This is simply wasting everyone's time." People in the neighborhood committee also have a feeling.

Feeling that he had been fooled, he left with a curse.

The elder stood there with a pale face, unable to say a word.

Looking at the other party in place, Zou He laughed: "Just this? Still want to call someone to catch me? Well, it's really self -motivated, ridiculous."

After speaking, Zou He turned around and left.

Silly Zhu and the first man were left stunned on the spot, and they didn't come back to their senses for a long time.

The old man looked shocked. It was obvious that this silly Zhu’s arm was broken. How could it be cured?

Silly Zhu also looked confused. Just now his two arms were completely out of control. Why did Zou He just do it so casually that the broken arm grew back into another piece?

Everyone at the scene was also shocked. For a moment, they didn't know whether this silly Zhu was just faking it, or whether Zou He really had the ability to restore a broken arm.

Comparing these two possibilities with each other, of course everyone still felt that Silly Zhu was just faking it and that it was more realistic, so everyone started talking.

"Silly Zhu, I think you are free. Your arm is obviously fine. Why are you pretending to have a broken arm to gain sympathy? Are you sick?"

"That's right, we almost got into a fight with Hezi. You are really idle."

…

Faced with everyone's accusations, Shazhu only said: "I did break it just now, and Nahezi fixed it for me..."

"Are you still pretending?" Someone immediately retorted: "It took a hundred days for Wazi to break his muscles and bones, and Wazi just fixed it for you. Do you mean Wakko is a god?"

"It's just nonsense. Why is this idiot talking so much nonsense?" someone else said.

Hearing this, Xu Damao, who was standing by, was suddenly startled. He said to himself that I definitely don't believe that Hezi is a god, but I do believe that Hezi is a monster. Wouldn't a monster be so lethal? A monster would.

Are you beating people so hard? Aren't you monsters that beat people to death at every turn? This Kazuko must be the reincarnation of some kind of monster...

At this moment, Zou He suddenly heard a familiar voice in his mind.

[Congratulations to the host! Successfully used ‘Intermediate Bone Setting Technique’ and gained 100 experience points]

[Congratulations to the host! Successfully used ‘Intermediate Bone Setting Technique’ and gained 100 experience points]

…

Two prompts rang, and Zou He couldn't help but be surprised.

Yeah, if you remove it and put it back on again, you can still gain experience?

Yes, Zou He did not break Shazhu's arms just now, but used the 'bone-setting technique' to directly remove both of Shazhu's arms.

It was installed again before the police arrived, and this was the reason for the false alarm.

The first uncle, Yi Zhonghai, and Sha Zhu had preconceptions that Zou He had broken Sha Zhu's arm. They did not expect that Zou He knew bone-setting skills, so they were naturally fooled.

I was just randomly fixing this stupid pillar, but I didn't expect that I could gain experience by doing so.

If this is the case, wouldn't this be able to be upgraded quickly?

How much experience do I need for the next upgrade?

Immediately open the skill panel and take a look [Skill: Intermediate Bone Setting, experience value before next upgrade: 200/500]

Yeah, that's good. It seems like you only need to do it three more times to upgrade?

So what are you waiting for, upgrade now.

Zou He stopped and looked behind him.

Because Zou He goes to work by bicycle, he is faster than everyone else in the hospital.

After waiting for a while, Xu Damao came from behind.

"Hezi, are you resting here?" Xu Damao nodded, put on a smile, and said hello in a quiet voice.

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Yes." Zou He glanced at the other party and responded lightly.

In order to prevent Rang from being beaten up by Zou He again, Xu Damao turned around with a smile on his face and walked over without any danger.

To be honest, Xu Damao has been quite well-behaved in front of Zou He recently, and Zou He did not use Xu Damao as a guinea pig.

Zou He's goal is very clear - Silly Zhu.

Don't you like calling the police?

Aren't you unhappy?

Just wait and you will do it!

"..." Silly Zhu also walked over and glanced at Zou He with an annoyed look on his face.

"What are you looking at? Are you not convinced?" Zou He said.

"I will never obey you!" Silly Zhu said: "In my eyes, you will always be trash, do you understand?"

"Okay! That's you..." Zou He jumped up as soon as he finished speaking.

In the blink of an eye, a hungry tiger pounced on the sheep and knocked Si Zhu to the ground.

Hold Shazhu's arm and use pull and tug.

"Crack!"

"Crack!"

The two arms were removed again.

Now it requires 300 experience points, and there is still one left to go.

Then Zou He pressed Si Zhu's calf joint again, exerted slight force, and gave a loud shout.

"Click!" There was a crisp sound.

Silly Zhu's calf joint was immediately dislocated.

"ah!"

"ah!"

"ah!"

As Zou He removed the bones three times, Si Zhu screamed three times.

The severe pain made Silhu's whole face squeeze together, and his face was twisted into a twist.

"Hiss! Ouch yoyo..."

Silly Zhu was in constant pain, but had completely lost the ability to stand up.

Three limbs were lost for a while, and Si Zhu became a cripple lying limply on the ground.

After completing this series of actions, Zou He ran to the side and observed secretly in order to make this stupid Zhu suffer.

Aren't you dissatisfied?

Aren’t you looking for trouble with a dark face every day?

Now it's up to you what to do.

Zou He observed in the dark.

Silly Zhu couldn't walk, so he had to twist his body to stand up with his only moving leg, and then slowly jump forward on one leg, which looked very relieved.

Soon, Shazhu was chased by Yi Zhonghai who was following behind.

"What happened to Zhuzi? What happened to your two arms and one leg?" Yi Zhonghai asked with concern.

"Zou He, Zou He," Silly Zhu stuttered in pain: "Then Zou He broke my arms, legs and feet again, call the police quickly!"

"Really?" Yi Zhonghai said, pulling Si Zhu's arms with his hands. Sure enough, he refused to obey his orders. He immediately said: "Okay, you rest here, I will call someone to catch him immediately."

"

Soon, Yi Zhonghai once again brought people to the scene of the crime.

"Comrade police, look at it, even his legs were broken this time! That Zou He was really cruel, we must catch him and lock him up." said the first uncle Yi Zhonghai.

"Really?" The policeman was doubtful and walked forward.

At this time, Shazhu looked embarrassed: "Master, I'm fine again..."

"???" Grandpa Yi Zhonghai was confused: "Okay? How could it be okay? Weren't you even able to move just now?"

"After you left, Zou He came over and did it again for me." Silly Zhu couldn't pretend anymore, so he smiled awkwardly and said, "Two policemen, please go back. I'm really causing trouble for you."

"???" The two policemen were also confused.

Causing trouble?

Is this causing trouble?

After a while, the policeman said: "You two, you called the police on purpose to tease us, right?"

"It's really not true. What I said is true. I did break it just now, but it was fixed by Zou He." Silly Zhu explained.

"So?" the policeman said expressionlessly.

"So we really didn't mean to call the police to tease you. If we are to blame, it's Zou He." Silly Zhu emphasized again.

"Yes, yes, yes, comrade police, go and arrest Zou He and interrogate him severely. I'm sure you can find out that Zou He did this deliberately so that we could call the police. So it's all the blame.

Him." Yi Zhonghai also explained.

"When you say you blame Zou He, do you mean that Zou He instigated you to file a false police report?" the policeman asked.

"No..." Silly Zhu Yi Zhonghai shook his head at the same time.

"That's why you yourself advocated calling the police. You called the police twice in a row, once saying that two arms were broken. You just criticized and educated you once, and then you called the police again, and this time you said that two arms and one leg were broken. You

This behavior constitutes a serious crime of obstructing official duties."

"Please come with us to the office."

In the end, Si Zhu and Yi Zhonghai were taken to the police station.

Both were sentenced to three days of administrative detention.

The police also found Zou He and asked. Zou He immediately refused: "How is it possible? I never broke that stupid Zhu's arms and legs once from beginning to end. They made it up. You can take him to the hospital.

Checked."

Zou He told the truth, and he really didn't interrupt.

He just removed Si Zhu's arm, which is very different from interrupting it.

The reason why Sha Zhu was regarded as broken was because Zou He deliberately made it look like it was broken, but in fact he just dislocated the bones of Sha Zhu.

He lost consciousness, heard another click, and suffered unprecedented severe pain. Of course, Silly Zhu thought he had broken his arm and leg...

Through inspection, it was indeed confirmed that Shazhu’s arms and legs were not broken...

Silly Zhu Yi Zhonghai was also detained for this reason.

…

[Congratulations to the host! Successfully used ‘Intermediate Bone Setting Technique’ and gained 100 experience points]

[Congratulations to the host! Successfully used ‘Intermediate Bone Setting Technique’ and gained 100 experience points]

[Congratulations to the host! Successfully used ‘Intermediate Bone Setting Technique’ and gained 100 experience points]

…

Zou He received three reminders.

Immediately afterwards, I received another upgrade reminder.

[Congratulations to the host! ‘Intermediate Bone-setting Technique’ has been upgraded to ‘Advanced Bone-setting Technique’]

As this reminder sounded, Zou He felt a golden light flash before his eyes, and his whole body seemed to be refreshed.

The understanding of bone setting in my mind has deepened.

In addition, unprecedented progress has been made in all aspects of technique and strength.

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Bone setting is a technique inherited from traditional Chinese medicine and is an advanced medical technique that can treat a variety of joint diseases.

It can be as minor as a dislocated arm, a dropped jaw, a twisted foot, or a twisted waist...

Larger examples include lumbar disc herniation, thigh bone dislocation, large pelvic gap, etc.

All of them can be cured immediately through bone setting surgery. As long as you master the surgery well, the bones can be reset in an instant and the disease can be cured.

It can be said that it is quick and effective, and can be treated at any time. Once cured, you can return to normal.

Compared with surgical treatment, it not only relieves the patient's pain, but also quickly cures the disease.

With all these benefits, it is no exaggeration to say that there are famous doctors who really know how to set bones, and the people who come to see the patients come from all over the country.

Of course, although bone-setting is powerful, it is also very difficult to pass it down.

It takes many years of clinical experience and multiple practices to master this technique.

Ordinary osteopathic doctors who lack experience would not dare to treat someone else's lumbar disc herniation. If the treatment fails, they may break the patient's waist bone, which would be a big problem.

Although Zou He's current advanced bone setting technique has not reached the master level, it is already advanced and can still treat minor lumbar disc attacks.

After looking at the distance to the next upgrade, I need to successfully use the advanced bone setting technique one hundred times.

"It seems that I am looking for an opportunity to 'see a doctor' for someone."

With this plan in mind, Zou He worked hard all day.

During this period, Yu Haitang came once, and Zou He was a little speechless.

This Yu Haitang was not an ordinary person. After Zou He got married, she was quiet for a while and did not come to see Zou He.

Then he seemed to be resurrected with full health, and came to tease Zou He when he had nothing to do.

"I'm a married man, why do you come to me?" Zou He said.

"Pfft," Yu Haitang said with a smile: "Brother Hezi, I know you are a married man, and I also know you are the father of two children, but so what? How many divorced people are there in the world?

If you are married, you may still get divorced."

"..." Zou He was confused and said: "So, you don't want to be a mistress, do you?"

"Wrong, wrong, wrong," Yu Haitang said: "Of course I am not a mistress, I am waiting for you to get divorced one day, and I will be your wife."

"Get out!" Zou He's voice was cold.

"..." Yu Haitang was not angry either. He seemed to enjoy Zou Bi's scolding and said with a smile: "I won't get out!"

Seeing the other party like this, Zou He narrowed his eyes: "Yu Haitang, I suddenly want to straighten your bones? What should I do?"

"Ah?" Yu Haitang didn't react. His eyes widened and his mouth opened wide, and he murmured: "Bone setting? What do you mean?"

"Do you want to know?" Zou He said with a smile.

"I think..." Yu Haitang said.

"To put it simply, it is," Zou He made up: "It is a set of bone pinching techniques that make your bones sore and refreshing, and ensure that your bones are very flexible. Do you want to try it?"

"..." Yu Haitang swallowed, obviously not reacting.

"Forget it if you don't want to, don't delay my work, get out." Zou He immediately issued an eviction order.

"Then if I try, can you treat me better in the future?" Yu Haitang asked again.

"Of course not, what are you thinking about?" Zou He said: "This is to help you move your bones. It's a good thing if I don't take your fee, but I also treat you better? What are you thinking?"

"Okay...how to do it?" Yu Haitang readily agreed.

"Here, we need to find a deserted place with a bed, just the two of us." Zou He said.

Upon hearing this, Yu Haitang's face turned red, and she immediately said shyly: "I hate it, do you want to do that to me? I'm not even ready yet..."

"..." Now Zou He was speechless, so he had to explain: "You misunderstood, forget it, I'll replace him with someone else."

"Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't I promise you?" Yu Haitang said with a red face.

"Okay, after get off work in the evening, let's make an appointment and see you there." Zou He said.

"Okay." Yu Haitang's heartbeat suddenly accelerated and he was distracted all day long.

What exactly is the bone-setting that Wakko talks about?

That night, the two met in a room.

Yu Haitang finally understood...

"ah!"

"hiss!"

"Ahhh!"

"Hiss!"

"Take it easy, ouch, it hurts..."

Yu Haitang's voice kept shouting.

Through Zou He's unremitting efforts, the bones of Haitang's body were removed and reassembled one by one.

As small as the metacarpal bones, finger joints, elbows, shoulders, toe bones, ankle bones, knee joints...

As far as the thigh bone, pelvic bone, waist bone...etc., etc., we have done disassembly experiments.

Zou He also used practice to prove that his "advanced bone setting" technique is indeed as skillful as he imagined, and it is indeed easy to use.

It seems that as long as Zou He is willing, he can practice medicine and treat patients in the future.

Yu Haitang has a big frame, is tall, and has a good figure...

It’s really a good example of practicing bone-setting skills and pinching and removing bones.

After a hundred times of bone-setting on Begonia.

Soon, Zou He received a reminder from the system.

[Congratulations to the host! ‘Advanced Bone-setting Technique’ has been upgraded to ‘Master-level Bone-setting Technique’]

[Congratulations to the host! He upgraded two levels in one day and received an additional reward of 100 grams of gold bars and 300 grams of silver]

…

Not bad. Seeing the master-level bone setting technique, Zou He smiled with satisfaction.

After looking at the reward again, I actually received a hundred grams of gold bars and three hundred grams of silver.

With the current gold price of about six yuan and the silver price of more than seventy cents per gram, this round has yielded more than eight hundred yuan.

This wave of rewards is enough for Haitang's salary for two to three years.

Seeing Yu Haitang who was in so much pain that he couldn't get out of bed, Zou He threw two ten-yuan bills over: "I'll give you these twenty yuan to buy some supplements and some anti-inflammatory drugs. The remaining money will be used as a gift."

It's your fault, I'll withdraw."

After finishing speaking, Zou He turned around and left.

Yu Haitang slowly got out of bed, enduring the pain and slowly moving out.

Seeing Zou He's figure fading away, Yu Haitang fell into deep thought: "Is this just a newlywed entering the bridal chamber? If it is true, it is better not to get married, it would be too painful!"

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Zou He only found out later.

This time, Yu Haitang was used to gain experience points, which actually made Yu Haitang fearful of the relationship between men and women like never before.

At the same time, Yu Haitang finally stopped. For a while, every time she saw Zou He at work, Yu Haitang felt pain in every bone in her body, and then she subconsciously hid away.

Zou He went to the recording studio to help, but Yu Haitang did not dare to look at Zou He again, as if if she looked at her too much, Zou He would remove all the bones in her body again.

Zou He saw this and was very happy.

Not bad, this also solves a problem.

…

Time flashed by, and when the golden dragon, treasure and phoenix were full moon, Zou He held another small banquet.

We still invited several co-workers, Aunt Wang, Diao Aimin, and others. In addition, we also invited one more person.

During Qin Jingru's confinement, Hu Xianglan cooked every meal to suit Jingru's appetite, and took great care of Jinlong Baofeng. This perfect performance made Zou He look at her with admiration. In addition, Hu Xianglan was sincere, and she was very close to Qin Jingru.

Although they are several decades apart, the two of them talk about everything and have a feeling of being close friends.

So at the suggestion of Mrs. Zou Qin Jingru, Zou He also invited Yue Po Hu Xianglan.

A whole room of people happily drank and ate meat to celebrate, and the atmosphere was lively.

The delicious wine and delicious food were served one by one, once again making everyone in the hospital have red eyes with envy.

"Xu Damao, look at their full-moon banquet. It's more grand than our wedding. Don't you feel embarrassed?" Huang Mafang cursed again.

"Go away, it's embarrassing. Marrying a bastard like you is the most embarrassing thing for me, Xu Damao!" Xu Damao immediately responded.

"What did you say? Let's see if I don't beat you to death..." Huang Mafang said and started to attack.

Xu Damao was not a good person either. He would fight wherever he was willing to suffer, so the two of them started fighting together again.

In fact, Xu Damao felt miserable because he was unwilling to marry Huang Mafang.

The reason why what happened to Huang Mafang during the movie that day was entirely because Ye Heifenggao didn't see each other clearly, so he was so hungry.

In the end, unexpectedly, there was a hit, and Huang Mafang threatened to become pregnant. It was also the time when the factory was investigating work style issues, so Xu Damao had no choice but to grit his teeth and get married.

After getting married, Xu Damao kept comforting himself with his son, thinking that no matter what, Huang Mafang was pregnant with his own child, so she was so apologetic for the sake of the child.

As a result, he was born a freak with half a blue face, which made Xu Damao extremely angry.

And as the child grew older, Xu Damao found that this son did not follow him at all.

This made Xu Damao, who didn't like the little blue-faced Xu Wei, even more annoyed.

"How could I, Xu Damao, behave like this?"

"My daughter-in-law doesn't dare to take her out to meet people, and my son will get annoyed just by looking at her!"

"What sin did I commit in my previous life? That I ended up like this!"

Since the day of their wedding, Xu Damao has never gone out with Huang Mafang.

Someone in the factory accidentally asked about Xu Damao's wife, and Xu Damao's face changed immediately.

There were even a few co-workers with good connections who wanted to come to Xu Damao's house to see his children, sister-in-law, etc., but Xu Damao refused flatly.

There is no other reason. My daughter-in-law is too ugly and she dare not show her to others.

It's so embarrassing.

Xu Damao considers himself a layman, and when he marries his wife, he only wants to marry a beautiful one.

As a result, I ended up marrying the ugliest person in my life.

This gave Xu Damao a painful feeling of falling into an abyss.

…

And as time goes by, the little blue-faced man has more and more strange problems.

The little blue-faced monster is more than a month older than the golden dragon and the phoenix.

As a result, he is not as tall as a golden dragon or a phoenix.

Even Jinlongbaofeng can walk and talk, but Lanlian still can't say a word, can't walk, can only crawl.

"Look at the two children Qin Jingru gave birth to Zou He, and look at what you gave birth to. Do you still have the nerve to live in this world?"

Xu Damao pointed at Huang Mafang's nose again and cursed.

"Yes, Xu Guai is not as good as the golden dragon and the phoenix, but this is because your seed, Xu Damao, is not good. You can't blame me," Huang Mafang shouted: "I, Huang Mafang, am no worse than Qin Jingru, and her Qin Jingru is just fairer than me.

Are you younger and prettier than me? Other than that, in what way am I inferior to her?"

"Oh my god, you still have the nerve to compete with Qin Jingru. You are like a toad in front of Qin Jingru, you know?" Xu Damao said with disgust on his face.

"Then compared with Zou He, you are just a country dog. No, even a country dog ​​is inferior. Do you have Zou He who is handsome? Do you have Zou He with a high salary? Do you have Zou He with a good temper? You have Zou He with a good temper.

Are you gentle? Do you have a good body like Zou He?" Huang Mafang kept talking like a barrage of words: "You still have the nerve to tell me, how can you compare to Zou He?"

A slap landed on Huang Mafang's face, and five bloody palm prints immediately appeared.

"You think it's good for Zou to be reconciled, so why don't you go marry him? Why are you hanging on at my house?" Xu Damao pointed at Huang Mafang's nose and cursed.

A basin of water was poured on Xu Damao's head, and Huang Mafang was not to be outdone: "I do want to get married, but Zou He doesn't like me. If he likes me, do you think I will let Xu Damao be with you?

"

The two of them fought again.

The sounds of beatings, scoldings, and slaps came from inside the house from time to time.

"Wow..." Xu Guai sat on the ground in the house, crying and shouting with a frightened look on his face. He was allowed to cry as much as he wanted, and no one cared about him.

It's no wonder that when Xu Wei grew up, he only had two impressions of his parents, one was fighting, the other was scolding...

Hitting and scolding have become the main theme in Xu Damao and Huang Mafang's family.

In order to marry into the city, Huang Mafang even threatened to get pregnant.

Xu Damao despised Huang Mafang from the bottom of his heart and was unwilling to tolerate it.

These two people, who had no feelings at all, got into a fight, and it was to be expected.

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! As the saying goes, a tough melon is not sweet, and that’s probably true.

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In comparison, Zou He and Qin Jingru are becoming more and more harmonious.

With a beautiful wife and smart children, the whole family is going smoothly, becoming more and more sweet and warm.

After hard work, Zou He and Qin Jingru also mastered more tricky angles and techniques to experience the world...

The two of them have long had a sense of compatibility.

This is probably the case when a couple raises their eyebrows at the same time.

In addition, the golden dragon and phoenix grow more and more beautiful...

The golden dragon can walk in seven months and talk in eight months.

Although Baofeng is a little behind, he can still walk at eight months and talk at nine months.

And the two of them are not as simple as saying "Mom and Dad".

Both of them can have complete conversations.

This surprised everyone.

Because a normal child should be able to walk around one year old, talk around one year old, and speak completely fluently, at least close to two years old, and some talk late and can only speak complete sentences at three years old.

So it stands to reason that the little blue-faced Xuguai is not slow in speaking, but because the golden dragon and Baofeng talk and walk much earlier than ordinary children, which makes the little blue-faced Xuguai seem slow.

In addition, the two of them, Jinlong Baolong, are as beautiful as the boys in the painting.

Xuguai looks even more ugly.

Without comparison, there is no harm. No wonder Xu Damao felt increasingly uncomfortable.

…

During this period when the golden dragon and the phoenix can speak.

Yan Jiecheng, the son of the third uncle Yan Bugui, got married.

His marriage partner is not Yu Li in the original work, but He Xiaohuan, who has not been on a blind date with Sha Zhu.

As for why the blind date with Yu Li did not succeed, whether Zou He and Yu Liti's awakening played a role, Zou He also doesn't know, because since that time, Zou He has never seen Yu Li again.

Already.

He Xiaohuan comes from a good family. When he went on a blind date with Sha Zhu, he made an objective and true all-round evaluation of Sha Zhu.

Now she is married to Yan Jiecheng, which makes Sha Zhu very unhappy.

Therefore, in addition to Zou, Jia Dongxu and Xu Damao, Shazhu's hated target was Yan Jiecheng.

It is said that on the day of Yan Jiecheng's wedding, Shazhu drank too much at his home, vomited, talked a lot of nonsense, and made a lot of vows.

Zou He didn't know what nonsense Silly Zhu was talking about, but he could probably guess it.

Sha Zhu was at home that day and muttered to himself angrily:

"Damn it, first Jia Dongxu robbed Qin Huairu, then Zou He robbed my Qin Jingru, and now Yan Jiecheng has married He Xiaohuan. Everyone in the hospital is against me, Silly Zhu, right?"

"One by one, there is no good bird, I curse you all to die a happy death."

While talking, Shazhu stewed the chicken.

At this time, Xu Damao suddenly discovered something wrong in his house.

"Ma Fang, why do you think there are so few chickens in our house?" Xu Damao asked immediately when he saw that one of the chickens given to him during a screening in the countryside was missing.

"Oh, it's really missing. It couldn't have been stolen, right?" Huang Mafang looked at it and immediately frowned. The pockmarks and acne on his face were crowded together, looking like stars in the sky.

.

"It's probably stolen. There's a hole in this darling chicken." Xu Damao cursed: "Damn, there's a thief in this courtyard. Let's see if I find him and don't deal with him."

"Hurry up and call the uncle in the yard to come to the meeting. This is a hen that lays eggs. Being stolen is not a trivial matter." Huang Mafang said.

"Okay, okay, let me walk around the courtyard first and see if I can find any clues."

As Xu Damao spoke, he walked out of the central courtyard and immediately smelled the smell of stewed chicken.

After searching for something interesting all the way, Xu Damao, Huang Ma Fang and others came to Sha Zhu's house.

At this time, Silly Zhu was cooking chicken soup. Seeing Xu Damao and Huang Mafang rushing in, Silly Zhu said: "What are you doing? Breaking into the house without knocking, breaking into a private house, what are you doing?"

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk!" Xu Damao shouted immediately: "You idiot, you stole my chickens, and you dare to accuse me first, saying that I broke into a private house? Do you still want to face me?"

"Who do you think stole your chicken?" Silly Zhu became angry immediately, raised his fist and was about to hit Xu Damao.

When it comes to fighting, Xu Damao is no match for Sha Zhu. Xu Damao has never won a single fight with Sha Zhu since he was a child.

Xu Damao was frightened and ran out of the house immediately, shouting: "Everyone comes to see, everyone comes to see, Silly Zhu stole my chicken and even beat someone!"

This shout immediately alerted several uncles in the yard.

The first uncle, Yi Zhonghai, the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, and the third uncle, Yan Bugui, all heard the sound and had a brief understanding of the situation.

Xu Damao's chicken was lost, and Sha Zhu was stewing chicken again, which made Sha Zhu confused.

For a time, the three uncles gathered together and began to organize a hospital-wide meeting for all the people in the hospital.

There are ten or twenty families in this courtyard, with a population of one hundred or so.

The second uncle Liu Haizhong and the third uncle Yan Bugui made announcements from door to door.

"Hezi, there's a hospital-wide meeting, and there's a chicken thief in the courtyard." The third uncle Yan Bugui's voice rang out.

"Stealing chickens?" Zou He thought of something, opened the door and asked: "Whose chicken was stolen? Who stole it?"

"Hey, Xu Damao's chicken is said to have been stolen by Silly Zhu. It's not confirmed yet. You'll find out when you go there. I'll also inform the next family."

The third uncle Yan Bugui said something and left.

Zou He was stunned.

Damn it?

Xu Damao lost his chicken?

Said that Shazhu stole it...

Isn't this the part in the original novel where Banggeng steals the chicken?

Could it be that it was connected?

I really didn't expect that this plot could be continued. Zou He immediately laughed.

"Let's go to Jingru and go to the theater." Zou He said.

"Okay." Qin Jingru responded and immediately followed.

Soon, everyone in the hospital gathered in the middle courtyard.

There is an Eight Immortals table in the middle courtyard. Behind the table, the first uncle Yi Zhonghai sits in the middle, while the second uncle and the third uncle sit on both sides.

A light bulb shone on the faces of the three gentlemen in the room. Looking at their expressions as if they were about to investigate the case, those who didn't know better thought it was a three-chamber trial.

Xu Damao and Huang Mafang were on the opposite side, and next to them sat Si Zhu with an unhappy look on his face.

Some families in the courtyard came out as whole families, some were unrelated, and at least one representative came.

Qinhuai Ru's Jia Zhang also came over. Banggeng wanted to come out, but Jia Zhang stopped her.

In fact, as soon as she heard about stealing the chicken, Qin Huairu could tell that something was wrong with Banggeng's expression.

Qin Huairu still knows very well what kind of virtue his son has.

Although Bangge has never been caught stealing anything since losing his three-fingered hand, his skills have never fallen behind.

Qin Huairu often saw Banggan get a piece of soap somewhere, and then get a basin of boiling water, throw the soap into the boiling water, and then use two fingers to pinch it every day, saying that he wanted to practice some kind of "hand pinching magic skill", and this is what he used to do

Qin Huairu also knew what she was doing here, but she always turned a blind eye and only advised Banggeng to be careful not to burn her hands. She had never advised Banggeng not to touch others.

s things.

Anyone who has read the original work knows this. Qin Huairu just condoned the situation when the stick was beating the kid and taking the stupid thing. Not only did he not beat him, but he also helped his son talk. He always said, "The kid is young and ignorant, so I'll give you something."

What's wrong? "When the child takes your things, he is kissing you, how can he call it a steal?"... Qin Huairu opened his mouth to say things like this.

It was also under this kind of mother's encouragement that Bangge's bloodline of the Thief Saint was fully activated.

That’s why the whole internet is criticizing Qin Huairu.

Zou He also entered the crowd, chose a position with a good view, and watched the changes.

A group of people were muttering and discussing.

The second uncle and the third uncle stood up and spoke at the same time. One asked everyone to be quiet, and the other briefly talked about the matter.

Then, the first uncle Yi Zhonghai said: "Zhuzi, tell me, did you steal Xu Damao's chicken?"

"No!" Shazhu immediately denied it.

"If you didn't steal it, then who stole it?" Xu Damao said: "I saw you stewing chicken, and you said you didn't steal it. Both people got the stolen goods. Do you still want to deny it?"

"Yes, I am a stewed chicken, but this chicken is not yours," Silly Zhu said: "There are so many chickens in the world, how can you prove that this chicken is yours?"

"Funny, this chicken is not mine, but whose is it? Where did you get this chicken?" Xu Damao said confidently.

As soon as these words came out, Shazhu was stunned.

In fact, this chicken really didn't belong to Xu Damao's family, it was brought over from the cafeteria by Silly Zhu.

He just took the chicken from the cafeteria. Naturally, he couldn't talk about it openly. If he did bring it up, he wouldn't be able to walk around without eating.

Over the years, many people have become disgusted with the food in Shazhu Tiantianshun cafeteria. How dare you bring back a chicken blatantly?

This was reported to the factory, and when a serious leader handled it, it was enough to make a fool of Zhu drink a pot.

So naturally Silly Zhu couldn't tell that the chicken came from the canteen, so he could only make it up: "I bought this chicken from the market. What's the matter? It doesn't work? I can't buy a chicken to eat?"

"I bought it at the market, tell me, which market did you buy it from?" Xu Damao asked again.

"Dongdan Market!" Silly Zhu gritted his teeth and started making up nonsense.

As soon as he heard about this market, the third uncle stood up immediately: "No, Silly Zhu, Dongdan Market is far away from our courtyard. If you go to buy it after get off work, you won't have time at all. Tell the truth, Silly Zhu, what exactly is this chicken?" Where did it come from?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the hospital became confused.

That's right, if you go to Dongdan Market to buy it, you won't have time at all. And for the two markets closest to the Siheyuan, you can't even get there by walking.

At this time, the first uncle Yi Zhonghai said: "Zhuzi, did you get off work early, then went to the market to buy chickens, and then returned to the courtyard?"

Yi Zhonghai said this as a question, not as an excuse for Silly Zhu.

This uncle, Yi Zhonghai, was originally biased towards Silly Zhu, but he still pretended to be selfless every day. This is one of the reasons why so many people like to scold him.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Silly Zhu responded immediately: "Yes, yes, I really called you. You are right. I just got off work early, and then went to the market to buy chicken and stew it."

"It's so funny. You got off work early just to buy a chicken? Who would believe your lies?" Xu Damao said unconvinced.

"I'm just greedy. I want to eat the stewed chicken. Isn't it okay? What's wrong? Is it illegal?"

Silly Zhu has the support of a big man, and he has more confidence when he speaks.

…

Seeing this, Zou He laughed.

Not to mention, although it is not the same as the original work, it is basically connected.

Next, let’s see how this scene is performed.
Chapter completed!