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158 Lou Xiao'e came to have a frank discussion, tuner(1/5)

The breeze blew by, and the stench hit my face. I suppressed the nausea and peeled away the soft and slippery feces around my eyelids.

Look around.

Hundreds of wasps were circling overhead, making a buzzing sound like countless bombers.

"Buzz!" A wasp yelled and rushed towards Shazhu's eyes.

Silly Zhu suddenly closed his eyes, and the feces covered his eyes. The wasp landed on it and found that there was nowhere to pounce, so he had to flash his wings and fly away.

After escaping an attack, Silly Zhu stood there and waited for more than ten seconds, then reached out to remove the feces that seeped into his eyes. He narrowed his eyes to a slit and observed the situation above his head.

Hundreds of wasps were still circling, showing no intention of leaving.

Look at the tree again, a swarm of wasps are crawling there to rest.

Seeing this scene, Shazhu felt bad all over.

Let me go, are you going to fight a protracted war for me?

Now, what should I do?



The people watching outside were also shocked when they saw this scene.

"Hiss, this wasp is so amazing that it doesn't even leave!"

"Not only will they not leave, they will also change the guard. Did you see that the tired ones flew back, and the ones resting in the trees came over and circled above the silly pillars?"

Someone said, pointing to the group of wasps that were changing the guard.

"Good guy, this is just like fighting with humans, it's so awesome."

"Now Silly Pillar is finished, he's been targeted."

"The main thing is that I jumped into a cesspit. This is really miserable."

"Hahahaha, this is called the devil's height and the way's height. I can only say that he is too stingy for this group of wasps."

"Under normal circumstances, no one would have thought that this swarm of wasps would attack. The main reason is that these wasps are so smart."

"I feel like this swarm of wasps might really be commanded by gods. Otherwise, how could they have such a clear goal?"

Everyone said one sentence to another, all looking like they were laughing.

Si Zhu was in the manure pit, and he felt extremely uncomfortable.

I thought I would be free by jumping in, but instead I was forced into this cesspit with no way out.

After waiting for a few more hours, it was already dark, and the wasps overhead had no intention of leaving.

Silly Zhu was already trembling from the excrement water. If he didn't come up, he would be stinked to death or freeze to death.

The dozens of wounds on his body were soaked in feces and urine, which were painful and itchy, making life worse than death.

In desperation, Shazhu had no choice but to take advantage of the changing of the guard and start charging.

In order to prevent being attacked, Silly Zhu quickly picked up the feces and urine in the manure pit with his hands and wiped it on his body...

After wiping it evenly, Shazhu yelled "Ah--", used all his strength to pull on an old tree root next to the manure pit, and suddenly climbed up.

Then, Silly Zhu spread his legs and started running back.

"Buzz buzz buzz!"

The swarm of wasps chased him again.

On the way from the cesspit to the courtyard, there was a stench. Everywhere it went, everyone covered their mouths and noses, feeling disgusted.

"Oh my, it's really disgusting." The third uncle Yan Bugui said.

"Ugh!" Qin Huairu vomited, and her eyes became moist due to retching.

Everyone in the courtyard was disgusted by what Silly Zhu did.

Seeing him entering the yard, everyone subconsciously stepped back.

"ah!!!!"

Not caring about the feces and urine that would be blown into his mouth by the wind when he opened his mouth, Silly Zhu yelled and ran.

The swarm of bees chased closely, making a roar of "buzzing", like a fully automatic fighter plane that automatically locked on the target. Wherever they went, everyone subconsciously held their heads, as if they were afraid of war.

"Bang!" Silly Zhu slammed the door and immediately used the door bolt to block the door from the inside.

"Buzz buzz buzz!" The wasps were circling back and forth around the door, trying to find some space to get in.

Silly Zhu was in the house with his back against the door, gasping for air. Countless feces and urine went into his stomach, which made him suddenly vomit.

After a while, when no wasps came in, Shazhu smiled happily.

"I'm still smart!"

Silly Zhu showed the joy of victory.

Although the whole body is dirty again, it is better than being stung by a wasp.

Silly Zhu felt lucky to have survived the disaster. He was lucky that he was smart, he was even more lucky that he ran fast enough, and he was even more lucky that he was decisive enough...

If this matter were to be dealt with by ordinary people, they would certainly not be able to react as quickly as I, Silly Zhu, right?

In fact, it is true that it does take a lot of courage for a person to jump into a manure pit.

Not everyone has the experience of close contact with stupid people and shit and urine. Most people really can't accept this thing.

Some people would rather be stung than jump in.



The wasp buzzed at the door for a long time, but could not find a way into the house.

"Buzz!" a wasp shouted, and as if hearing the order, other wasps began to disperse, trying to find a way into the house elsewhere.

At this time, Banggeng bowed his waist and began to slowly approach a side window of Shazhu...

"Banggan, be careful of stinging you." Qin Huairu called out.

Banggeng had no intention of stopping and had already reached the window. He immediately stretched out his hand and opened the window with a "squeak".

"Buzz!" A wasp saw this passage and shouted immediately.

The other wasps immediately turned their heads and looked aside.

The wasp swarm all saw the open window clearly.

All the wasps hovered in the air for a second, as if they were gathering momentum.

"call out!"

Hundreds of wasps rushed over.

In an instant, a mass of darkness rushed into the house.

"Ah!!" Shazhu yelled when he was stung by the first wasp that broke in, and he immediately looked up.

All he saw was a black mass of wasps, all attacking towards him.

Silly Zhu immediately stood up and ran in one direction of the house.

A swarm of wasps follows closely behind...

"Boom!" Silly Zhu immediately jumped on the bed, pulled the quilt directly, and covered himself in it.

"Buzz buzz buzz!" The bees were circling around the Silly Pillar quilt.

"I was wrong, I was wrong, please, don't sting me again, go back quickly." Silly Zhu made a dull voice from under the quilt.

"Buzz buzz buzz!" The bees were still circling rapidly.

Listening to the sound, Shazhu knew that these bee swarms had not left.

Silly Zhu could only curl up in the quilt...

The feces all over his body was stained all over the quilt, and the smell was dirty and smelly. In addition, the quilt was wrapped tightly, and Silhu felt like he was in poisonous gas.

Silly Zhu, who was soaked all over, felt extremely uncomfortable from being soaked.

So I had to take off my clothes, start holding a sheet, and wipe it on my body.

He did all this in the darkness under the quilt...

After cleaning up, I wiped my body with sheets countless times. Although there were no large pieces of feces, the smell was still there.

But I feel a little better than before.

You can use your hands to scratch the itch of dozens of stings on your body...

Being stung by a wasp was painful and itchy, and having been soaked in a manure pit made it even more itchy.

"Bah!" Shazhu scratched desperately in the quilt, which kept shaking.

Everyone in the hospital looked in through the windows.

At first, everyone was thinking about whether they would like to help.
To be continued...
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