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169 He Ziguang Tianguangfu acted in a big drama, and his bangs were so embarrassing, did he sell himself out?

(PS: There were less updates in the past two days. I will update more today and there will be another chapter in the afternoon.)

Zou He certainly had no interest in having these two living treasures as sons.

However, it's not a bad idea to take this opportunity to have some fun.

Just as I was thinking about it, a familiar voice sounded in my mind.

[Ding! Based on the current scene, the host is asked to make the following choices. 】

[Option 1: Cooperate with the other party and let him tie you up, get the slogan of "suffering from anger", and be rewarded with 100 yuan in cash]

[Option 2: Beat up Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, get the title of reckless and ignorant, and receive a cash reward of 100 yuan]

[Option 3: Ignore Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, walk to the scene by yourself, get the title of Feiyang and Domineering, and receive a cash reward of 100 yuan]

[Option 4: Find a way to fool Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu into becoming his son, and get the title of Surprise, a cash reward of 100 yuan, and a random function talisman]



Oh, it even triggers optional tasks.

Take a look at this reward.

Not bad, they all have a title whose use I still don’t know, and a cash reward of 100 yuan.

Among the four options, there happened to be one that coincided with Zou He's idea.

Zou He smiled slightly, there was no need to choose, of course it was choice four.

So, Zou He had an idea and said: "Let's see Guangtian Guangfu, if that doesn't work, why don't you just try to be my godson for two days? This is also my test for you. If you think it's not suitable, forget it.

Of course, if I am dissatisfied with you, I will kick you out."

Upon hearing this, Liu Guangtian stared and said, "Isn't this bad?"

"Yeah, that would be too embarrassing, right?" It seemed that he really felt embarrassed. When he said this, Liu Guangfu subconsciously covered his face, like a shy little woman.

"Jin Long, bring those two chicken drumsticks from home." Zou He said with a smile.

"Okay daddy." Jin Long responded and immediately brought a plate over. There were two chicken drumsticks on the plate.

Seeing these two chicken legs, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu's eyes immediately went straight...

These two people have not eaten meat even once since the Spring Festival last year.

I have been so greedy that I almost went crazy.

"Hiss." Liu Guangtian rubbed his nose and sniffed unconsciously.

Liu Guangfu's saliva also overflowed uncontrollably. In order to prevent the saliva from flowing out, he kept swallowing.

After letting the two of them look at it for three seconds.

Zou He said: "Want to eat?"

"Yeah, yeah!" Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu nodded wildly like a chicken pecking at water.

"If you want something simple, as long as you two recognize me as your father for a day, these two chicken drumsticks will be yours." Zou He said directly.

Upon hearing this, the two exchanged looks again.

The two of them were indeed a little undecided about recognizing their father.

As for the reasons, as mentioned before, the main ones are the age of Zou He and the appearance of the second uncle Liu Haizhong, the biological father.

"I know what you are thinking." Seeing the two people's hesitation, Zou He began to brainwash: "I just feel embarrassed, and the other one is that although Liu Haizhong beats you every day, after all, he is also your biological father.

Right?"

At this point, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu nodded.

Zou He understood clearly and said: "So, you still have some thoughts about Liu Haizhong's father in your hearts."

"This shows that you two are really two good sons."

"But, does this second uncle Liu Haizhong ever regard you as his son?"

"No!"

"He has always used you two as punching bags, punching bags, and tools to vent!"

"For such a father, you did not directly sever the father-son relationship with him. I also admire your tolerance."

"Today, I'm not asking you to sever ties with the second uncle Liu Hai."

"I asked you to teach him a lesson!"

"As the saying goes, only when you lose can you learn how to cherish. For one day you worship me as your father, the second uncle Liu Haizhong will experience the pain of losing his son for one day, and then he will miss you. Only then will his attitude towards you change drastically in the future.

"

Zou He thought and wrote: "I am doing this for your own good. You can make up your own mind."

"If I really don't want to, or if I can't save the face, I won't force it. Anyway, I don't care."

After saying this, Zou He immediately turned around.

In fact, it doesn't matter to Zou He whether they worship him or not.

At worst, you can choose option 2 or option 3, and you can also receive a reward of one hundred yuan. In this era, one hundred yuan is a huge sum of money, enough for Qin Huairu to work for four months.

It's just that he can't get a single functional talisman. Zou He also had two useless functional talismans before, so this one is no different.

So these two guys agree or disagree, Zou He is also more casual.

Just turned around.

"Slow down!" Liu Guangtian stared, holding Zou He's arm, but his eyes stayed on the two chicken legs: "The suggestion you just made is indeed reasonable. Regardless of whether it is useful or not, we should really resist and give

A lesson for our dad."

"You're right, Brother Hezi," Liu Guangfu seemed to have figured it out: "My father beats me every day, not even ten thousand times, but eight thousand times since I was a child. We should really give him a little punishment."

, otherwise, you will always live in this hell."

Liu Guangfu and Liu Guangtian had actually had enough for a long time. The biggest reason they didn't dare to offend Liu Haizhong was because they were afraid that the other party wouldn't let them eat.

Since Zou He agreed to be their godfather, it shouldn't be a big problem to give them some food, right?

Therefore, the two of them also wanted to teach Liu Haizhong a lesson, at least to let Liu Haizhong know that it is not impossible for us to be separated from you.

"Okay, since you agree, we can get started. But as we agreed, I will only accept you as my son for a day. You can't just hang around forever."

In order to prevent the other party from pestering him, Zou He got vaccinated in advance.

"Of course. We are just teaching my father a lesson. How can I treat you as my father all the time? This is unrealistic." Liu Guangtian said with a glare.

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "That's right, in that case, can the chicken legs be given to us now?" Liu Guangfu's eyes shone, and his mouth watered with greed.

Zou He smiled faintly: "Sure!"

Chong Jinlong nodded.

Jin Long handed over the plate sensibly.

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu took the chicken drumstick and immediately started to chew it.

"Suck!"

"Yeah, yeah!"

"Bah chirp!"

The sound of frantically biting and chewing chicken legs.

The two of them fucked like crazy, fucking the chicken legs to pieces in minutes, then biting all the bones of the chicken into pieces, and sucking out the marrow inside.

A chicken leg was eaten by them, and then the two of them began to lick their fingers again, savoring the aroma of the chicken.

This eating appearance is like the reincarnation of a starving ghost, which shows how greedy these two guys are, and how reluctant Liu Haizhong is to feed these two sons.

"Well..." After eating, the two of them looked intoxicated. The feeling of happiness cannot be described in words.

"Oh my god! It's so delicious!" Liu Guangtian shouted with eyes wide open.

"Hiss, it really smells so good!" Liu Guangfu said with endless aftertaste with his eyes closed.

"Well, I've eaten the chicken legs. Next, come with me." Zou He said with a smile.

"Okay, Brother Hezi, we will listen to you whatever you say." Liu Guangtian said.

Next, Zou He explained to the two of them what they were going to do next.

After hearing the arrangement, neither Liu Guangtian nor Liu Guangfu had any objections.

The two of them have long been deeply dissatisfied with Liu Haizhong.

The two people, who had been oppressed for so many years, had long wanted to find a chance to fight back.

So, under the brainwashing of Zou He's chicken legs and words, the three of them prepared to put on a good show.



At this time, Jia Zhang was still sitting on the ground, looking like a victim.

The three uncles were also present at the scene.

"Why hasn't Guangtian Guangfu come back yet?" Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle, was a little worried: "Do you want to ask a few more people to take a look? After all, Zou He is not easy to deal with. Don't let anything go wrong."

"Oh! No need to do it!" The second uncle Liu Hai waved his hand and learned a self -confidence appearance of a leader: "Is he Zou He who can beat me with my two sons? My two sons are not vegetarian, in minutes

Tie him over."

As soon as these words came out of his mouth, Yi Zhonghai gave up.

Although everyone knows that Zou He is powerful, no one knows how powerful Zou He is. After all, it is difficult for two fists to defeat four hands. In a two-on-one situation, everyone subconsciously thinks that Zou He is at a disadvantage.

Only Xu Damao, who was standing in the corner and watching the show quietly, smiled and his beard almost became crooked. He thought to himself: Your two sons still want to fight Zou He? You don’t know how fierce Zou He is! Ignorance is ridiculous and pathetic.

It's so sad and pitiful, it makes people laugh to death!



Xu Damao was complaining.

Suddenly seeing the backyard, Zou He walked towards it as expected.

Zou He walked in front, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu followed behind him.

Looking at it like this, it looked like the two of them had escorted Zou He over.

hiss!

Xu Damao raised his eyebrows.

No way.

Zou Hezhen was subdued by these two brothers?

impossible?

Xu Damao couldn't believe it.

People in the courtyard were also very shocked.

The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, smiled crookedly and puffed out his stomach: "Look, I just said that my two sons are not vegetarians, so wouldn't I have to escort Zou He here?" Liu Haizhong smiled proudly,

Ever since his relationship with Zou He, Liu Haizhong had been looking for an opportunity to deal with Zou He. Now his two sons seemed to be escorting Zou He over, giving Liu Haizhong a sense of pride and pride. He looked at Zou He with disdainful eyes.

He, thought in his heart: Zou He, Zou He, you dare to offend me, the uncle in the courtyard, now you know how powerful I am? You dare to offend a person of my status, who are you going to punish if you don't punish me?

In addition to the second uncle's relief, the first uncle Yi Zhonghai also felt secretly happy.

Ever since Yi Zhonghai discovered that Zou He didn't listen to his 'education', he had always wanted to find an opportunity to educate Zou He. Yi Zhonghai had suffered the loss time and time again. Seeing Zou He come like this this time, Yi Zhonghai seemed to

Seeing a glimmer of light, I actually have a feeling that time has turned around. Thirty years have passed since Hedong and thirty years have passed since Hexi. Now it’s my turn to control Zou He.

"Here, has Zou He really been arrested?" Everyone in the courtyard looked over carefully.

Soon, Zou and his group came closer.

Only then did everyone see clearly.

Zou He was not escorted here.

Instead, he put his hands in his pockets and strolled slowly towards this side.

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu followed behind with their heads lowered, looking respectful to Zou He, just like two bodyguards.

Seeing this, everyone suddenly realized.

How could this be brought here?

"Haha, I just said Hezi couldn't be caught so easily." Xu Damao laughed.

"Indeed, it shocked me and sent me back. It turned out to be a misunderstanding." Yan Jiecheng also said something.

"Qi~ I don't even want to think about it~ How could the two of them control me and Brother Zi when they fight so fiercely with Brother Zi!" Yan Jiekuang said, ran towards Zou He, lay down next to Zou He, and reported: "Brother He Zi

, then Ms. Jia Zhang said you molested her, so be careful and don’t get framed by her."

"Oh?" Zou He raised his eyebrows: "Okay, I understand."

Three people came over.

The proud expression on the second uncle Liu Haizhong's face solidified.

The first man, Yi Zhonghai, had a smile on his face, but it also faded away.

"Guangtian Guangfu, what do you do for food?" The second uncle Liu Haizhong felt that he was very embarrassed, and immediately used his two sons as a punching bag: "I told you to arrest Zou He, did you arrest him? This is obvious

Were they escorted here? How come I gave you two such evil obstacles that I can't even do this little thing."

Originally, at this time, Guangtian Guangfu did not dare to say a word after being scolded by the second uncle Liu Haizhong, because if he dared to contradict him, they would have nothing to eat at night.

But today is different.

They have Zou He to support them.

Moreover, the most important thing is that they must fight back against the tyranny of the second uncle Liu Haizhong.

As for how to fight back?

Of course, let him experience the pain of losing his son in his bangs.

"Yes!" Liu Guangtian stood up: "You are right, Second Master, we were originally escorting Hezi."

As soon as these words came out, the second uncle Liu Haizhong was immediately stunned.

What?

What did Liu Guangtian call me?

Second uncle?

Just confused...

Liu Guangfu spoke again:

"Yes, second uncle, we are no longer your sons."

"From today on, the two of us will consider Zou He as our father!"

"We two are Zou He's sons!"



As soon as these words came out, the air in the scene seemed to freeze.

Everyone opened their eyes and mouths wide, unable to believe what they heard.

Grandpa Yi Zhonghai: “???”

Aunt: "???"

Qin Huairu’s family: “???”

He Yuyu: "???"

The third uncle’s family: “???”

Jia Zhang, who was squatting on the ground pretending to be pitiful, as well as the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the second aunt: "???"

At this moment, everyone's faces were filled with confusion.

What the hell?

what's the situation?

I’ve seen people who recognize their brothers, I’ve seen people who want to be their boss...

This is the first time I have seen him recognize his father.

And he still calls someone as young as Zou He his father!

The outlook of the people present was shattered.

They all have a sense of absurdity like watching sitcoms.

In fact, let alone them.

Even the person involved, Zou He, was a little shocked.

Although I have agreed to both, there is still a big gap between the promise and the fulfillment.

Zou He also made plans in his mind for the two of them to regret it.

In the end, these two people actually did what they said.

This was really beyond Zou He's expectation.

Two chicken legs, I won’t let Liu Haizhong, the second uncle, be my father.

It can be seen how deep Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu hate the second uncle Liu Haizhong.

But if you think about it carefully, it's right.

Anyone who has watched the original drama knows that when they grew up, the two brothers Guangtian and Guangfu were indeed very 'filial' to Liu Haizhong, to the point where they almost killed Liu Haizhong.

Now that the two of them are in a rebellious stage, it is reasonable for them to deliberately identify themselves as their father in order to disgust those bangs.

There are unloved children, some suicidal and angry at their fathers. In comparison, this is nothing to do with a temporary father who is angry.

"What nonsense are you talking about? Guangtian Guangfu?" The second aunt was annoyed and spoke first.

"What we said is true," Liu Guangtian said the lines that several people had just agreed on: "From today on, we will temporarily recognize Zou He as our father!"

The second aunt looked at Liu Guangfu, who said: "Yes! My brother is right, we just want to recognize Zou He as our father!"

"???" The second aunt pointed at the two of them, not knowing what to say, and said in a trembling voice: "You???"

"Don't worry, Mom, we only recognize Hezi as our father, you are still our mother!" Liu Guangtian said.

"Yes, Mom, theoretically, this matter has nothing to do with you." Liu Guangfu said again.

Although the second aunt also went too far, the two of them targeted the second uncle's bangs this time, so naturally they didn't want to hurt innocent people.

Just explaining it like this makes it even more embarrassing.

The second aunt fell into a dilemma: Is Zou He your father? I am your mother, so what is the relationship between me and Zou He?

Thinking of this, the second aunt's face turned red and she fell into deep thought. She didn't know what she was thinking.



When the second uncle heard this, his face turned green at the moment.

"say what?"

"what are you saying?"

"See if I don't beat you to death."

While talking, the second uncle Liu Hai took off his shoes and was about to hit Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu...

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu immediately hid behind Zou He and said:

"Daddy Hezi, save us quickly!"

As soon as these words came out, Zou He took a step forward.

Phew! The waving of the arms drives the surrounding air to make a sound.

In an instant, he snatched off the second uncle Liu Haizhong's shoes and threw them casually, throwing Liu Hai's shoes onto the roof of the silly pillar in the middle courtyard.

"Second uncle, Guangtian Guangfu is now my temporary godson. It depends on the owner to beat a dog. You are not qualified to beat him."

Zou He smiled lightly and said.

As soon as he heard this, the old man in the middle of his hair was almost embarrassed... He was so angry that his face turned red and his neck was thick. He was breathing heavily. He was stunned for a long time and then said: "Okay! Okay! You two have the guts."

!" Pointing at Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, the second uncle angrily left with his hands behind his hands. In everyone's smiling eyes, he fled the scene in despair. Because one shoe was missing, the second uncle Liu Haizhong walked with a limp.

Lame and looking miserable.

Growing up, the second uncle’s bangs were humiliated countless times and suffered a lot of damage.

However, it was not as embarrassing as this time.

Are your two sons going to let a young man who is about the same size as your own son be their father?

Damn, would anyone believe this if they hadn't seen it with their own eyes?

This is simply the most ridiculous thing in the world! This is

It's simply ridiculous!

The second uncle's bangs wanted to find a crack in the ground and crawl directly into it. How could he have the nerve to stay at the scene?

When Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu saw that their father was really angry, they couldn't help but laugh:

"Now do you understand the importance of our two sons? I hope you can still do it!"

The two of them had an idea and looked at each other, feeling a sense of success.

Even though these two are adults, they will always be children before they can stand on their own feet.

As a child, who doesn’t want the attention of his parents, especially his father?

The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, never knew how much a boy longed for the recognition of his father.

If you don't get recognition for your light and happiness, it will only stimulate your bangs.



Everyone at the scene was also shocked.

"Oh my god, you actually recognize Hezi as your father. So, is Hezi older? Should I call Brother Hezi Uncle Hezi from now on?"

"It's really funny. I saw this with my own eyes, and I still don't believe it."

"It has completely refreshed my outlook on life. I will tell everyone about it in the factory tomorrow."

"The world is really big and full of wonders. The son who was raised so big was actually cut off by Zou He, hahaha!"

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Everyone was talking about it, and they were all shocked by Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu's act of recognizing his father.

Xu Damao even laughed and bent down, holding his stomach, so geigeigeigei that he almost suffocated to death.

While he was smiling, the little blue-faced Xu Guai standing by suddenly said: "Mom, mom, I suddenly want to recognize Zou He as my father?"

"???" As soon as he said this, Huang Mafang was shocked and cast a shocked look: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"I'm not talking nonsense, I'm serious. If I accept Zou He as my father, I can eat delicious food. Can you let me accept Zou He as my father?" The little blue-faced voice made a strange begging sound.

As soon as these words came out, Xu Damao, who was laughing wildly on the side, suddenly froze the smile on his face!



After a long time, everyone was immersed in Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu's unexpected behavior of recognizing his father.

"Okay, okay, everyone, please stop discussing this topic." The first man, Yi Zhonghai, had a gloomy face, stretched out his two hands, and waved them downward in the air: "Now, we are discussing the beating and molestation of Jia Zhang.

Please don’t let the sudden and bizarre behavior of a certain mastermind change the topic.”

Upon hearing this, the scene became quiet.

Everyone's eyes were subconsciously looking at Zou He.

Although Yi Zhonghai did not mention his name by name, the 'someone' he was referring to was already very clear.

Obviously he is talking about Zou He.

"Yes, yes! This Zou He hit me in the face, hit me on the head, broke off my hands, and wanted to molest me," Mrs. Jia Zhang was kicking on the ground with her hands and feet while shouting: "

Today, you must give me an explanation!"

"Oh?" Zou He smiled: "Explanation, okay, what explanation do you want?"

"It's simple, either let everyone beat you to death with sticks!" Jia Zhang paused and said, "Or, pay for it!"

"Compensate?" Zou He looked down at the other party: "What should I pay you? Money for selling myself? I'm sorry, even if you really sell it, I didn't prostitute you! With your virtue, no one will want the money you gave me!"

As soon as these words came out, Jia Zhang was stunned...

No one at the scene could help but smile.

"puff!"
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