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"Oh my god, I have hemorrhoids in my mouth!"

Thinking about this diagnosis, the director couldn't help but laugh.

In order to prevent him from laughing out loud, the director ran outside to adjust his mood several times.

In the end I couldn't hold it back...

So for the sake of appearance.

The director quickly ran to the doctor's bathroom.

"Squeak!" The bathroom door opened.

"Pfft!" The director laughed immediately, covering his stomach with his hands, and laughed silently for several minutes, his face turned red from laughter, and he almost died from laughter. The director had to wash his face with cold water quickly, but he couldn't help but think

He laughed, and then slapped his cheeks with cold water numerous times, and then he barely stopped laughing.

When I walked out of the toilet door, I saw several medical staff who seemed to be being laughed at. They were all holding on to the wall or people, sobbing silently.

"Be serious." The director stretched out his index finger and made a silent gesture: "Shhh... I know it's hard to hold it in, but try not to laugh out loud. If it doesn't work, just wear a mask tightly and cover your mouth. Listen.

Is it gone?"

Several medical staff nodded...

Promise, promise...

But still...it's really hard to hold it in.

Therefore, during the subsequent consultation, I could hear some small smiles that I tried my best to hold back from time to time.

"According to the judgment of our Anorectal Department, whether it is pathological morphology, pathological symptoms, or laboratory test results, it is clear that what is growing on your mother-in-law's mouth is indeed hemorrhoids," the director said.

"Then, how could this happen? How could hemorrhoids grow on a person's mouth?" Qin Huairu asked again.

This question stopped the director, who frowned and said seriously: "To be honest, all of our medical staff are confused about this question."

Qin Huairu: "..."

"Your mother-in-law has many and serious hemorrhoids. She needs to be treated immediately, otherwise it will affect her defecation..."

"Oh no, no, it's not defecation. I said it wrong. I said it wrong. I'm sorry."

"Otherwise, it will affect her ability to eat!"

After the director said this, he felt a little embarrassed.

After working for so many years, I have long been accustomed to the fact that hemorrhoids should appear in the lower part. When I saw it in the mouth for the first time, I couldn't help but change my habit, so I mentioned defecation. Fortunately, the director reacted quickly and corrected it immediately.

Qin Huairu: "..."

Jia Zhang: "..."

But, if you tell me, everyone at the scene will be there.

For a moment, everyone was amused by what the director said about "defecation", and at the same time, they were doubly amused by the director's wit.

"Pfft!" Finally a nurse couldn't help it anymore and laughed directly: "Hahahahaha!"

Her smile caused everyone in the consultation room to hold back their laughter.

"Cluck, cluck, cluck..." a female doctor laughed heartily.

"Geigeigeigeigei..." A male doctor smiled, holding his stomach.

"Kakakakakaka..." someone laughed like this.

"Quack, quack, quack..." someone laughed like this.

"Huh~hehehe...huh~hehehehe...huh~hehehehe..." Someone opened his mask, panting and laughing.

All kinds of laughter mixed together, and chaos resounded in the consulting room.

For a moment, the entire consultation room seemed to be playing a symphony of laughter.

There are only two people in the audience.

Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang.

The two looked at each other, both very embarrassed.

"Can you stop laughing?" Mrs. Jia Zhang opened her big mouth and roared.

The laughter at the scene stopped suddenly, and those who couldn't hold it back ran out.

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I don't know how long it took.

Only then did the people in the anorectal department accept this fact that broke all three perceptions - there really are people who have hemorrhoids in their mouths.

"What should we do next, doctor?" Qin Huairu asked.

"There is no other way but surgical removal," the director said.

"Then, how much does it cost?" Qin Huairu asked again.

"A hemorrhoid of this magnitude will cost at least 300 yuan for surgery." The doctor held out three fingers.

As soon as these words came out, Qin Huairu immediately pulled Jia Zhang and wanted to leave.

Of course, Mrs. Jia Zhang was unwilling and shouted: "What are you doing? What do you want to do? Don't you want to treat me?"

"Mom, I really want to treat you, but three hundred yuan, where can I get you so much money?" Qin Huairu said with a frown: "It's not like you don't know about our family's situation, I think we still have

Let’s find another place to treat it.”

"No!" Mrs. Jia Zhang was already so embarrassed. Would she change places and be watched by others again? Just thinking about Mrs. Jia Zhang made her want to hit her to death: "Just watch here, I'm not going anywhere!"

"But where do you want me to get money?" Qin Huairu was anxious.

"I don't care. You can think of a way on your own. You can go back to your parents' house and ask for it. If that doesn't work, you can sell your parents' house." Jia Zhang said: "In short, you can't sell our things."

Hearing this, Qin Huairu's expression froze and she argued: "Don't say I don't have the ability to sell my parents' house. Even if I can sell it, is a house in the countryside worth three hundred yuan? Do you think it is three yuan?"

What about money? Three hundred yuan. I don’t even get that much salary without food or drink for a year.”

"Anyway, I don't care. If my hemorrhoids are not cut, I won't be able to live anymore." Mrs. Jia Zhang said, lying on the hospital bed, acting like a rogue.

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Seeing that the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law were arguing, the director immediately thought of a way to help the patient.

So the director suggested: "Let's do this. For the sake of the two of you who are really in difficulty, our hospital has thought of a way to reduce the surgical fees for you. I just don't know. Are you willing?"

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "What method? Doctor, you said, as long as we can reduce the amount, we are willing." Qin Huairu said immediately, let alone three hundred, she didn't even want three yuan.

willing to spend.

"This case is quite special. We want to treat this operation as a research, that is, a public report experiment. There may even be doctors from other hospitals coming over to do research together." The director said: "After all,

As far as I know, your mother-in-law is probably the first in the country to have hemorrhoids in her mouth, and to have so many hemorrhoids, so there is scientific research value, as long as you are willing to disclose the information, including pictures of your mother-in-law's illness.

, it can be regarded as a contribution to the medical community. Our anorectal department will reimburse 200 for the surgery cost, and you only need to pay 100. Look at this proposal, can you accept it? "

"It's acceptable, but we don't have a hundred yuan." Qin Huairu said, "Since my mother-in-law can contribute to medicine, can the surgery fee be completely waived?"

"This is really not possible. I only have such a large authority, and it is unknown whether this research is meaningful. After all, if the same case does not appear again in the future, this research will be equivalent to useless." The director's attitude was very clear.

, and he has tried his best.

"Just think of a way, director?" Qin Huairu said in a begging tone.

"I said, this is the best I can do. Otherwise, you can think about it again and contact me at any time if necessary." The director said and turned to leave. He also has other work to be busy with.

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Qinhuai Ru, Jia and Zhang discussed here for a long time.

Finally, I came up with an old method.

Ask people in the courtyard to donate money.

Leaving Jia Zhang in the hospital, Qin Huairu returned to the courtyard and told the first uncle the idea.

The first gentleman had no objection and immediately held another general meeting of the hospital to bring up the matter of donating money.

"I object. The hemorrhoids on Jia Zhang's mouth were punished by God. This money cannot be donated. Donating it is equivalent to doing something right by God." A woman holding a child in the courtyard said,

One person stood up and objected.

"That's right, we don't dare to go against God. If you want to donate, just donate. I won't donate anyway," another woman said.

Upon hearing this, the third uncle also said: "I really can't donate this amount. Of course, everyone knows the situation in my family. There are seven people in my family, and they are living a tight life based on my salary.

I am even more afraid to do right by God, so I won’t donate.”

After saying this, the third uncle immediately turned around and left.

"Then Lao Yan won't donate, and I won't donate either." Second uncle Liu Haizhong followed.

"Then I won't donate it and withdraw it." Xu Damao also said.
To be continued...