209 The second uncle is at the peak of his life, and the first mom is completely furious
The elder Yi Zhonghai no longer had the shame to stay at the scene. After saying these words, he left sadly in the eyes of everyone with contempt. He was like a rat crossing the street.
I heard Yi Zhonghai say that he no longer wanted to be this big man.
The second uncle's mouth was almost crooked with a smile.
I could see the fat on Liu Haizhong's body shaking as he smiled, and he was even more excited than when he got married to his second aunt many years ago.
As a fan of officials, the second uncle Liu Hai was thinking about one thing - to get promoted! To get rich!
"Then what, as the saying goes, a family cannot be without an owner, a country cannot be without a king, and our courtyard cannot be without a master to manage it." The second uncle Liu Haizhong puffed up his stomach and stood up immediately:
"Since Yi Zhonghai is no longer in charge, we have to re-elect the chief steward in the courtyard. We happen to be here while everyone is here, let's start the election now, right?"
When the second uncle Liu Haizhong said this, he was smiling the whole time.
After he finished speaking, he was even more shocked by his performance.
Liu Haizhong, the second uncle who usually even imitates other people's speech gestures, is very rare to be able to speak so much at once, and still be so organized and fluent without any hiccups.
It seems that this is a good sign.
My luck is really about to come, and I can even speak fluently?
Is my official fortune coming?
Is my bangs going to be a meteoric rise soon?
The more I thought about it, the happier I became. The second uncle’s bangs were so full of laughter that his skin was split open.
"Haha, there's a meeting now? What do you think, Mr. Second?" someone suddenly said in the courtyard.
"What do you mean? What do I think? Can you please explain yourself clearly?" The second uncle Liu Haizhong thought that he was about to fly to a branch and become a high-ranking official. When he spoke, his voice was louder and he was more courageous than before.
, the tone was harder than before.
"Second uncle, what the people in this courtyard said is right." At this time, third uncle Yan Bugui stood up: "It's two or three o'clock in the middle of the night. Everyone is waiting to go home and rest. What kind of meeting are we having?"
"Yes, yes, it's almost three o'clock and there's still a meeting. What do you think?" Yan Jiecheng also said.
"That's right, it's just nonsense." A woman in the courtyard also said.
"It's true! It's all gone. It's all gone."
Everyone said one sentence after another, but no one supported the second uncle Liu Haizhong.
Going out to watch the excitement in the middle of the night is a leisure activity, so everyone is naturally happy to do so.
Going out to have a meeting in the middle of the night to re-elect the chief minister of the courtyard? Why does such a formal matter have to be done in the middle of the night? Even if this matter is said to the public, it also reveals that it is awkward and no one is willing to cooperate.
The second uncle Liu Haizhong came back to his senses and realized what was wrong with him.
I was so happy just now that I forgot the time.
Sure enough, even a good horse will stumble, and a wise man will make a mistake after all his considerations.
Of course, I know it in my heart.
Liu Haizhong, who thought he was about to become the leader of the hospital, could not admit his mistakes.
How can the top leader admit his mistake? The top leader is in charge of people and affairs. He must have authority and command everyone...
"Ahem!" The second uncle Liu Haizhong's head moved and he immediately said: "What about that? I'm anxious to let the situation in our courtyard settle down first. After all, there is no elder in the courtyard, so it gives people the feeling of being leaderless. How can this happen?
Is it possible? This is not good for everyone in the hospital."
"So, for the sake of everyone, I wanted to make this decision quickly, but I suddenly lost track of time."
"Well, since it's very late now, let's all leave. Rest more and refresh yourself. You'll be more energetic tomorrow."
"Come on, come on! Have a good sleep and make good contributions to society!"
After finishing speaking, the second uncle Liu Hai imitated the speech of the factory leaders and dispersed his hands to the crowd.
Everyone in the courtyard was also sleepy and tired. No one answered the second uncle Liu Haizhong's words, and they immediately dispersed.
The second uncle, with a big belly in his bangs and hands on his waist, watched the people leave, feeling a sense of pleasure in pointing out the country.
Seeing this scene, Zou He laughed for no reason.
Good guy, are you still trying to stabilize the situation in the courtyard?
In Liu Haizhong, is this courtyard really your country?
This kind of thinking is really different from ordinary people.
But if you think about it carefully, you can understand it.
If Liu Haizhong, the second uncle, had such good brains, how could he have been hanging around all his life and not even become a senior uncle in the courtyard who is not even a semi-official?
He shook his head and left with a smile.
The second big bang noticed Zou He's smile, and immediately his face became serious, and he thought to himself: Wait, Zou He, when I become the leader, the first person I want to deal with is you, Zou He. I won't punish you, Zou He.
If you mess up, I won’t call you Liu Haizhong!
Zou He didn't know what Liu Haizhong was thinking.
If you knew it, you would probably laugh until your stomach hurts.
Still teasing me?
Just this bangs?
Let me leave you with two words - funny!
…
After everyone dispersed, the second uncle let out a breath of turbidity in his bangs and temporarily forgot about his revenge against Zou He.
Overall, today is still a very happy day.
After all these years of waiting, Yi Zhonghai finally stepped down.
Finally, it was my turn as the second-ranked person to take a step forward and become the first-ranked person.
A normal person might think that it doesn't matter that there are two elders and one elder in the courtyard, and there is no official salary.
But in the heart of the second official fan, this is the most important thing in the world.
After all, this is the only chance in your life to rise to the pinnacle of power.
Although he is the pinnacle of power in the courtyard.
But for Liu Haizhong's official career, it was also a big leap, a big progress, a big opportunity, and a big beginning.
Thinking that he was about to reach the top of the clouds, the second uncle Liu Hai was so happy that he almost laughed out loud.
He jumped up and down like a child, returned home happily, and said with a smile:
"Damn it, how did I behave just now?"
"It's great. It's clearer, more articulate, and it sounds more like that when you talk." The second aunt praised.
"Really? I think so too, hahahahaha!" Second uncle Liu Haizhong was very happy: "I feel like this is a turn of events. In the past, when Hui Hui talked, there were times when he performed well, but he was not as good as today. Let me just say a few words.
, just think about the mistakes I made and think about it as a big guy, I was shocked by my sudden wisdom, so we are about to turn around and usher in the second spring of life."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "Yes, you did well today, I will give you a reward." The second aunt said, came over and gave the second uncle a mouthful.
"One kiss is not enough, let's have a big celebration today?" the second uncle said with raised eyebrows.
"...Can you do that?" The second aunt was overjoyed.
"Okay, okay, I can do it."
"...Okay then, but it can't be the same as before."
"Don't worry, I won't let you down today."
…
Seven seconds later.
The second uncle, Liu Hai, fell asleep happily.
…
The night is as cool as water.
The second aunt looked at the bright moon outside the window with deep resentment.
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And the other side.
Although Yi Zhonghai resigned from his position as First Master in front of outsiders, he also showed that he didn't care much.
But in Yi Zhonghai's heart, he still cares about the position of this great man.
Otherwise, I wouldn’t have been focusing on my reputation all these years.
Or in other words, the reason why Yi Zhonghai maintains his reputation is so that he can securely assume the position of the grand master in the courtyard.
If there are any major or minor issues in the hospital, or if there are any activities organized by the streets, they all come to see the person in charge, which makes Yi Zhonghai very useful.
In the factory, you are an eighth-level worker, and in the courtyard, you are a big boss. How majestic is that?
But now, the position of being the great master for so many years has been lost in vain.
"Alas!" Yi Zhonghai was unwilling to give in and let out a long sigh: "Can you pour me a glass of water? I'm thirsty."
Normally at this time, the aunt would definitely obey her words.
But today, Auntie once again saw Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu entering the vegetable cellar.
It was only drilled at three o'clock in the middle of the night.
This made the aunt's heart suddenly freeze.
No wonder you haven't touched me for so many years, that's why.
Thinking of this, Auntie's heart bleeds. She didn't directly chop Yi Zhonghai with a knife. Even if she was being polite, how could she still obey his orders?
"Pour water?" The eldest mother immediately replied: "Don't you have any hands? Can't you pour water?"
"What do you mean? Seeing that my position is gone, you don't listen to me anymore, right? I didn't expect you to be so powerful!" The first uncle Yi Zhonghai was also angry, and immediately yelled: "I knew you were
I shouldn’t marry such a woman!”
"Hahaha, you finally told the truth!" The eldest mother exploded: "Now that I have met a young man, you are beginning to dislike me, right? Why did you go there earlier?"
"Why did you meet a young man? What are you talking nonsense about? I mean I asked you to help me with the affair, why did you get involved in this matter again?"
"What I said, you know it in your heart. You went into the vegetable cellar once or twice, three or four times, and you were discovered by others. You don't know how many times you went into the vegetable cellar without being discovered. You and Qin Huairu
, you’ve had hundreds of thousands of affairs a long time ago, right?”
"Pah!" The elder was furious and slapped the aunt: "What nonsense are you talking about? Even if everyone in the hospital doesn't believe me, you don't believe me either?"
The aunt was slapped, her eyes widened, and she froze on the spot.
The expression on the aunt's face gradually darkened.
"Okay! You dare to hit me?!"
"Yi Zhonghai, how dare you hit me for Qin Huairu?!"
Feeling the burning pain on her face, the anger in the aunt's heart suddenly surged up.
In all these years, Yi Zhonghai has never hit his aunt.
Now, as soon as Qin Huairu and I came out of the vegetable cellar, I slapped the aunt in the face.
This made Aunt Ma even more convinced that Yi Zhonghai and Qin Huairu had an affair.
"I was wrong, I was wrong, I made a mistake." The elder Yi Zhonghai saw the expression on the aunt's face and immediately came over to beg for mercy.
"..." The eldest mother said nothing, walked to the kitchen, and picked up a rolling pin.
"What are you going to do? If you are angry, just hit me. Hit me here. Don't make trouble again. Aren't I embarrassed enough?"
Yi Zhonghai was afraid that his aunt would wake up the people in the courtyard again. He had already been humiliated and could not bear to be humiliated again.
"Get out of the way!" The mother gasped and gritted her teeth: "Get out of the way!!"
"I won't, I won't, I won't. If you want to hit me, just hit me. Why should I go out with a rolling pin? You don't want to hit Qin Huairu, right? It's really not Qin Huairu's fault. It has nothing to do with her." Yi Zhonghai said.
The physical body stopped and said.
Upon hearing this explanation, the aunt became even more angry: "So, are you still defending Qin Huairu's little show?"
"No, no, I'm telling the truth. I really don't blame Qin Huairu." Yi Zhonghai stopped abruptly at this point.
There was only a muffled sound of "bang", and the aunt hit Yi Zhonghai on the mouth with a stick.
"Ah!!! Hiss, it hurts, it hurts!" Yi Zhonghai yelled, covering his mouth with his hand, and his whole body was spinning in place in pain, as if he was being whipped into a spinning top.
The aunt rushed out of the house, walked to the door of Jia's house, and knocked on the door.
"What's wrong, Auntie? Is something wrong?" Qin Huairu was woken up as soon as she fell asleep. She asked sleepily and yawned.
"Is something wrong?" After being slapped, the aunt completely exploded.
Steal my man, and even make my man beat me?
Destroy! Everything!
Rumble!
The aunt picked up the rolling pin in her hand...
In an instant!
The rolling pin fell suddenly...
"Bang bang bang bang bang bang!"
Several sticks smashed down on Qin Huairu's head and face.
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
Qin Huairu screamed in pain.
"Little bitch, I asked you to seduce my husband!"
"Bang bang bang bang bang bang!"
"Little bitch, I asked you to seduce my husband!"
"Bang bang bang bang bang bang!"
"Little bitch, I asked you to seduce my husband!"
"Bang bang bang bang bang bang!"
…
The aunt was beating and yelling.
Qin Huairu held her head while screaming like a ghost or a wolf.
The noise once again alarmed everyone in the hospital.
But as soon as everyone lay down, sleep came, and there was movement again, so they didn't want to go out immediately.
Therefore, everyone in the courtyard unanimously listened to the noise outside.
Finally, I heard Qin Huairu's screams getting smaller and smaller, while the aunt's furious voice got louder and louder.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Only then did I realize that this matter seemed to be quite serious.
It's not like an ordinary little fight.
So everyone in the hospital ran out again.
Who wants to miss it if you can watch the fun?
Zou He also moved a small bench and prepared to find a seat with a good view to watch the show.
There is no entertainment in this era, so I can only use this to satisfy my cravings.
As soon as they came out, they saw everyone screaming in shock, saying that Qin Huairu had been beaten to death.
After the aunt finished beating her, she packed up her things and walked out angrily.
"Yi Zhonghai, from today on, we are determined to make peace with each other."
"I want to divorce you!"
"Anyone in the whole hospital who dares to stop me from leaving the courtyard, I will curse their whole family to a bad death!"
After the eldest mother said this, naturally no one came forward to stop her.
Reflecting the moonlight, a mother in her sixties walked back to her parents' home alone.
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Qin Huairu was also beaten unconscious.
Yi Zhonghai was beaten until his mouth bled.
This time, the aunt was really angry.
It's like a big drama. At this stage, everyone is very curious.
How does Yi Zhonghai plan to end this?
The people in the courtyard looked at the elder with contempt.
You are so old that you still live in the vegetable cellar? You are still old and immoral?
Is there a fire in the backyard now? Is it impossible?
Zou Heduan sat on a high point, cracking melon seeds and watching the show quietly.
To be honest, Zou He is also very curious, how will Yi Zhonghai sing in the next scene?
Yi Zhonghai squatted on the ground, covering his mouth with his hands, and a lot of blood dripped from his fingers. He frowned and had a deep expression, as if he was mourning for an heir.
Chapter completed!