Under the leadership of Yi Zhonghai, the deaf old lady came to the aunt's natal home.

Taking advantage of her age, the deaf old lady confidently patted the door of her eldest mother's house.

"Knock knock knock knock knock!" The deaf old lady hit the door five times with her cane.

"Open the door, my dear daughter-in-law! I, an old woman, have come to invite you myself."

"Bang bang bang bang bang!" He slammed the door harder.

"You won't even give me the face of an old woman, right? My good daughter-in-law!"

"Boom, boom, boom, boom!" He slammed the door as hard as he could.

"If you don't open the door, old lady, I'm going to lie down!"

…

The deaf old lady's knocking on the door became louder each time, and her shouting became louder each time.

One daughter-in-law shouted after another, and the neighbors near the eldest mother were shocked and came over to watch.

If you don't know the situation, looking at this posture, you would think that this deaf old lady is the aunt's mother-in-law.

"Is this old woman Yi Zhonghai's mother?"

"Isn't it? How did I hear that Yi Zhonghai's parents died long ago?"

"Then what does this old woman mean by calling her daughter-in-law one after another?"

"You're selling your old age, and you're just taking advantage of your seniority to recognize your relatives randomly?"

"It's possible. It's really annoying to see this old woman acting so unreasonable."

"Isn't that right? The people shouting there are so noisy."

The neighbors who were disturbed started talking a lot.

The aunt was in the house and she was also very angry.

The matter between myself and Yi Zhonghai.

What is this deaf old lady doing?

Think about it, the deaf old lady is also a difficult person to deal with.

The eldest mother felt a little unsure.

If the door is really opened, maybe this deaf old lady will say something.

But she refused to open the door, and the deaf old lady refused to give up.

For a while, the aunt was extremely confused.

"Bang bang bang bang bang!"

"Boom, boom, boom, boom!"

"Pap-pap-pap-pap!"

"Open the door, open the door, open the door quickly!"

…

The deaf old lady slammed the door harder.

Finally, the eldest mother couldn't bear it anymore.

"Oh, stop knocking."

"It kept banging and banging, and it almost gave me a heart attack."

As he said that, he opened the door and looked at an old lady with a gloomy face.

"Is there a problem?"

"Ahaha..." the deaf old lady laughed and said, "Oh, I'm here to find my daughter-in-law!"

"Daughter-in-law?" The eldest mother frowned: "Then you are looking for the wrong door. My daughter-in-law, mother-in-law and father-in-law are already dead!"

With that said, the eldest mother was about to close the door.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute," the deaf old lady stretched out her legs and sandwiched them between the two doors, and said, "Don't close it. I'm an old bone. If you try harder, I'll be crushed."

When the time comes, I will stay at your house and not leave."

"..." The eldest mother was speechless. She is also an elderly person. Why is this guy so shameless?

While hesitating.

The deaf old lady squeezed and immediately got into the house.

Go inside and sit on the bench.

The deaf old lady twisted her mouth and began to say:

"Hey, my old lady came all the way and didn't even prepare a mouthful of tea?"

"..." The eldest mother was speechless.

Is this old woman really not polite at all?

He immediately looked at Yi Zhonghai who was standing aside, his eyes full of questions: What do you mean? Why did you bring this damn old woman here? Are you here to blackmail us?

"What?" Unlike the deaf old lady, who was confident and confident, Yi Zhonghai came to seek peace, so he was naturally satisfied and said with a smile on his face: "Mom, this old lady is the most virtuous and respected elderly person in our courtyard. How do you treat her on weekdays?

I am not a thin person either, so I call her my daughter-in-law very affectionately, which is also a term of endearment, so the old lady is also kind-hearted."

"Oh." Mother replied, then poured a cup of tea and brought it over: "Old lady, why are you here today?"

"What else could it be? Of course you are here to see my daughter-in-law. Why don't you let my daughter-in-law come to see me quickly?" The old deaf lady said, picked up the tea, blew it, and then took a sip.

I took a sip and then let out a very refreshing "Ah——".

"My daughter has told me about this. If you come to persuade her to reconcile with Yi Zhonghai, there is no need. She is gone." The mother said truthfully.

"What did you say? Huh?" The deaf old lady twisted her ears and squeezed her eyes: "Oh, I can't hear you!!"

"???" The eldest mother said again: "I say! If you are here to persuade peace, there is no need to bother. My daughter is really heartbroken this time. Last time Yi Zhonghai came to our house and made a big noise.

Beat, beat me. I beat my grandson, and also my daughter. This time she did such a shameful thing. I support my daughter's divorce in this marriage."

When the eldest mother mentioned this, she was also very angry and gritted her teeth angrily. She really didn't expect that Yi Zhonghai was so old and dishonest. It really chilled her that her daughter would marry such a guy.

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"Ah???" Facing the eldest mother who said a lot of words, the deaf old lady twisted her ears again and tilted her mouth: "What did you say? Me! I can't hear you!"

The mother-in-law said it again, expressing her bitterness.

The deaf old lady didn't interrupt. After the other party finished speaking, the deaf old lady said again, "What are you talking about? I can't hear you!"

I don't know if this deaf old lady really can't hear, or if she's pretending.

Seeing this scene, the eldest mother felt angry: "???"

"I'm sorry I've been talking for a long time, but you haven't heard a word?"

The deaf old lady smiled and said: "Oh, I heard it this time. What did you say before? Can you say it again?"

"...Don't say it anymore. If you say something three or five times, it won't be interesting if you repeat it again." The mother of the eldest daughter retorted.

"What did you say? Huh???????" The deaf old lady turned her head away, pointed one ear at the mother, and shouted: "What did you say? I can't hear again."

"..." The deaf old lady slapped her face with several big moves in a row, leaving her mother speechless.

Is this product fake?

The deaf old lady was not in a hurry, she just sat there, looking like she would not give up until she saw her.

The two old men were in a stalemate for nearly an hour.

During this period, the deaf old lady couldn't hear some key words.

The mother was so angry that she almost spit out a mouthful of blood and died on the spot.

Soon, the eldest mother was defeated and ran into the inner room.

"Daughter, I really can't stand it anymore. Chatting with that old woman can make people mad to death."

"She herself said a lot of what she wanted to express, and I listened quietly and carefully."

"Then when I tried to reason, she said, 'What did you say? I can't hear you!', which immediately blocked my words."

"No matter how many times I say it next, as long as I am defending you or trying to reason with you, she will say she can't hear it."

"No, no, no, I can't hold on any longer. If we continue the conversation, I will be pissed to death."

"You go out and meet her. Just think of me as begging your daughter to send this dead old woman away."

The eldest mother lay down on the bed angrily, covering her chest with her hands, gasping for air.

"Mom, don't be angry, that old lady is like that," the eldest mother said to her mother, "Quickly calm down, hurry up and calm down."

"You think of a way to send her away now so that I can calm down. As long as she stays here, I will keep panicking. Really, it's so irritating. How can there be such an irritating old man in the world?"

Where are the things!" said the eldest mother, almost coming up in one breath.

"...Then, let me go out and talk." The eldest mother didn't want to go out, but she was even more afraid that her mother would be angry to death, so she had no choice but to come out.

In order to prevent herself from hearing the annoying conversations outside, the mother immediately closed the door to the inner room, covered her ears and closed her eyes. Not seeing is pure, and not hearing is pure. She kept reciting the "Pure Heart Sutra" in her mouth.

Seeing the aunt come out, the deaf old lady Yi Zhonghai immediately looked at each other with a smile.

Both of them knew very well that as long as the aunt was willing to come out to see her, there would be room for maneuver in this matter.

So, under the "moral kidnapping" and "stalking" of the deaf old lady.

The aunt has lived in the courtyard for most of her life, so she naturally knows the urine properties of the deaf old lady.

I know very clearly that if I don’t give a positive answer to today’s matter, this deaf old lady will probably not leave.

And if this deaf old lady doesn't leave, her mother will always be angry.

If something goes wrong, a mother will regret it for the rest of her life.

So in order to send the deaf old lady away, the eldest mother said: "Okay, then I will think about this matter again. You can go back first and give me a few days to calm down."

…

Upon hearing this, the deaf old lady struck while the iron was hot and talked for another hour.

The talk was nothing more than a couple's kindness for one day and a hundred days for them, how they had been married for decades, how old they were, and what Yi Zhonghai's character had become over the years... and so on and so forth.

Finally, seeing that the old man had calmed down a lot, the deaf old lady immediately unleashed a big move:

"I am the guarantee regarding the matter between Zhonghai and Qin Huairu. Zhonghai must have done nothing."

"As an old woman, I can guarantee that this is just a misunderstanding."

"We are all family members, so I'll just tell the truth. I've asked Zhong Hai."

“At Zhong Hai’s age, even if he wants to do something, he can’t do it.

"Your man, Zhonghai, is dying."

Upon hearing this, the eldest mother was startled and looked at Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai was stunned for a moment when he heard the deaf old lady's words.

Just as he was hesitating, he happened to receive a winking signal from the deaf old lady, and Yi Zhonghai understood it instantly.

"Ah ah ah, yes, yes, I can't do anything anymore. I'm old and can't do it anymore." Yi Zhonghai said.

"So, you really just want to do your best and don't want to leave your name?" The eldest mother was shocked.

"That's right, what do you think?" Yi Zhonghai said.

"I see." The eldest mother blushed, "Then, I misunderstood you. Why didn't you tell me if you were dying?"

"Oh, I'm sorry, you should understand the respect of men." Yi Zhonghai chuckled: "Honey, will you come home with me?"

After hearing this, the eldest mother felt much better.

If Yi Zhonghai is dead, there will be no possibility of cheating.

This statement also just confirmed the worry that the eldest mother has been having in the past few years: No wonder you haven't touched me for so many years?

It turns out it was not because of his affair with Qin Huairu.

It's because of the body.

…

"Okay, I understand this. You go back first. I'll stay at my parents' house for a few more days." The eldest mother's anger had subsided, so she just went back directly. It was too shameful, so she said.

"Then you stay for a few days and you must come back. I will miss you, my dear."

"It doesn't work anymore, what else do you want me to do?" The eldest mother smiled and said with a blush, "Don't worry, I'll be back in a few days."

…

The deaf old lady Yi Zhonghai came out of the house, smiling secretly as if she had won a battle.

"Okay, old lady, your move is so clever, why didn't I think of it?" Yi Zhonghai gave a thumbs up.

"No matter what, I have eaten for decades more than you and I am better at doing things than you. Isn't that normal?" the deaf old lady chuckled.

"There's just one problem with this matter. I said it can't be done. How can I get it back in the future?"

"Oh my, isn't this simple? From now on, if you say that your health is suddenly better again, your wife will be unhappy if you are in good health?"

"Ah, yes, yes, why didn't I think of that? Look at my head, I'm really confused."

…

Siheyuan.

After work today.

Liu Haizhong was the first to run back and called out all the old men, women and children in the hospital.

He also arranged for his two sons to guard the gate of the courtyard.

Anyone who returns will be notified one by one.

"Go to a hospital-wide meeting to re-elect the first master!"

Soon, everyone in the courtyard gathered together.

The second uncle and the third uncle were sitting on the same bench.

"Then what, we are asking everyone to come here today. There is nothing else but the matter of selecting the first uncle in the courtyard." The second uncle Liu Haizhong stood up, bulging his stomach, imitating the leader's speech, and eloquently said: "As the saying goes

, A country cannot live without a king for a day, a family cannot live without a master for a day, and neither can our court..."

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Halfway through, someone suddenly interrupted.

"Second uncle, you said this last night. Stop paving the way and get to the point. We are still waiting to go home for dinner."

"That's right. You call someone over while you're cooking. You really know how to pick the time."

"Good guys, you are doing it, and I was eating half of it. You forced me to come here. You said something important must happen. It turns out that you just chose this. What kind of important event is this?"

"That's right, when you can't make a choice, why do you have to be so impatient? Can't you wait until you finish eating?"

…

The second uncle was so eager to be promoted that he started calling everyone in the hospital as soon as he got off work.

The second uncle, who was addicted to officialdom, of course didn't care whether it was dinner time for everyone, so he dragged everyone over and called everyone over.

Seeing the anxious look on the second uncle's face, those who didn't know it thought something big had happened in the hospital.

When it comes to the results, it turns out that it’s a matter of choosing a new first master. Can the people in the hospital have no objections?

"Ahem! Quiet, quiet!" Faced with everyone's dissatisfaction, the second uncle Liu Haizhong waved his hand. Not only did he not admit his mistake, he said plausibly: "If you want this to go faster, just shut up. We are noisy like this.

If you go, won’t it waste more time?”

Upon hearing this, everyone stopped talking.

It's not that I was shocked by this second uncle, but I really wanted to finish choosing quickly so that I could go home for dinner.

Really hungry.

"Okay, okay, everyone, please be quiet. We're all here, so we'll talk after the meeting." The third uncle also stood up and said.

"Yes, the third uncle is right, and I, the second oldest, am very pleased." Liu Haizhong, the second uncle, immediately referred to the third uncle as the third uncle to show his status as the second oldest: "Well, let me put it more informally.

The boss in our courtyard quits because of work style issues, so let’s choose who will be the boss next. Let’s vote by a show of hands. It’s a quick decision. Let’s vote openly. I can just take a look and see if everyone supports the second boss.

There are more people who support the third child."

"Come! Please raise your hands to support me, Liu Haizhong, the second and second eldest son in the courtyard, to take the position of eldest son."

As the second uncle Liu Haizhong said, he immediately raised his hands first and said: "Everyone who supports me, raise your hands. I'm watching. Those who don't support me are fine. Don't be embarrassed, I'm watching too."

This is very straightforward.

Should everyone directly vote in person, or should he be the first to vote?

And he threatened, ‘He’s watching’?

Who doesn't vote, just to go against Liu Haizhong?

Under this situation, some people in the courtyard who were a little dissatisfied with the second uncle Liu Haizhong did not dare not raise their hands.

In comparison, although the third uncle is very calculating and loves to take advantage, his attack power is obviously weaker.

And this second uncle, Liu Haizhong, is a real jerk. If you don't support him, he may really retaliate.

So the voting happened like this.

People who originally supported the second uncle, as well as those who were afraid of the second uncle's revenge, raised their hands to support the second uncle.

Some of those who supported the third uncle chose to abstain from voting because they were afraid of the second uncle's revenge.

And those who were unwilling to support the second uncle did not vote for the third uncle and simply abstained from voting. This meant that no one was offended and no one was being considered.

So the final voting result is clear.

The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, won and became the new first uncle in the courtyard.

"Then I announce that I, Liu Haizhong, have become the newest steward in our courtyard!"

Looking at the people who did not support him one by one, the second uncle Liu Haizhong smiled.

"Hey, although there are many people who support me, there are also many people who oppose me!"

"It seems that many people are very dissatisfied with my second uncle Liu Haizhong?"

"Then, I will try my best to improve in the future so that everyone in the hospital will be satisfied with me."

Speaking of this, the second uncle Liu Haizhong looked at Zou He who voted for the third uncle, and immediately changed the subject and said: "You think so, Hezi?"

Hearing this, Zou He laughed.

Immediately his eyes narrowed.

Yo?

This is where you start to show off, right?

OK, you want to pretend.

Then let me give you a stage.

"So what?" Zou He took a step forward and looked directly at each other: "What can you do to me?"

An old man in the courtyard really thinks of himself as a green onion?

Others may be afraid that the bangs will give him some face.

Zou He didn't like him.

In Zou He's view, Liu Haizhong was always looking for trouble, had a big belly, had no abilities, and had a bad temper.

If you want to make trouble, just start a fight and see who is tougher!

"Haha, that's right, you have the guts!" The second uncle said with a crooked mouth in his bangs.

The bangs that have been holding grudges for a long time have been holding back this day for a long time.

Seeing that Zou He dared to openly vote for the third uncle today, Liu Haizhong felt that Zou He was provoking and declaring war!

Sorry, Zou He, I, Liu Haizhong, have been promoted.

This new official has three things to do when he takes office. The first one is to burn you, Zou He.

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