Chapter 22 Silly Zhu’s Revenge (please collect and recommend)

In this era of poverty in appearance, Shazhu would naturally not know that this is a couple's costume.

However, Silly Zhu could still feel that there was something abnormal in this.

These two truths go so well together.

"I make money to support my family, but I am as beautiful as a flower? I make money to support my family, and I am as beautiful as a flower? I make money to support my family, and I am as beautiful as a flower..."

Silly Zhu, how do you pronounce it, and why do you feel that this is a pair.

Just when I walked to the front yard, I met the third uncle Yan Bugui.

"Hey, Silly Zhu, what are you talking about?" The third uncle, Yan Bugui, saw the words in Silly Zhu's mouth and asked curiously.

"Hey! Third uncle, I just happened to meet you." Silly Zhu asked immediately: "You are a teacher, and you usually like to pair pairs. I happen to have a couplet here. Can you help me analyze whether this pair is neat or not?

, is it done?”

"Sure, tell me." Third Master Yan Bugui said with a smile.

"Listen up." Shazhu straightened his body, put his hands behind his back, and pretended to be a literati writing poems: "This is the first couplet - I make money to support my family."

"That's it?" Yan Bugui was stunned for a moment: "What kind of couplet is this? It's just a common saying."

"Hey! Don't worry, Mr. Third, I haven't said the second couplet yet. Once you hear me finish the second couplet, I'm sure you'll think it's a couplet."

"Your first couplet has already set the tone. I think no matter how right your second couplet is, it won't be good." Yan Bugui said unconcernedly: "However, out of curiosity, you might as well say the second couplet."

"Ahem! The first line is, I make money to support my family." Silly Zhu smiled: "The second line is, I am as beautiful as a flower, how about it?"

Upon hearing this, Yan Bugui was stunned, and immediately laughed: "I make money to support my family, and I am as beautiful as a flower...yo! OK, Silly Zhu, although your two sentences are common, they still match well."

"How's it going? Is it okay?" Shazhu said cheerfully.

"Not bad, not bad. With your near-illiteracy level, you are able to make this kind of couplet, which already makes me admire you." Yan Bugui said with a smile: "These are the two words. You have to make the second sentence 'I am appearance'

Changing the 'I' that is as beautiful as a flower to 'you' will make it neater. After all, using me in the first couplet and you in the second couplet will make the rhyme more appropriate."

"Don't care about 'I' or 'you'. Third uncle, just tell me, are these two a match?" Shazhu said seriously.

"Forget it, if you have to say it's a pair, that's fine." Yan Bugui thought about the pair again, and it seemed to go well with him. Looking at the serious expression on the silly Zhu, Yan Bugui asked, "Why are you so stupid?

Zhu, have you found your partner?"

"?" Silly Zhu looked up and down: "Where is it? Where is my partner? Why don't I know?"

"Don't let me pretend to be stupid, you haven't found a partner, what kind of 'couple couplet' are you doing here?" Yan Bugui said with a smile.

"Couple's couplet?" Silly Zhu looked confused: "What is a couple's couplet?"

"Couple couplets, this one is very profound. It has been around since ancient times. Let me tell you slowly and in detail..."

"Hey, you started giving me lectures again? I still have to go to work, can't you tell me in the shortest and clearest terms what couple's couplets are?"

"Then..." Yan Bugui was stunned for a moment: "To put it simply, couple's couplets are couplets between lovers to express the love between lovers."

"Oh oh oh, I understand what you said." Silhu was stunned, and his face immediately darkened.

Suddenly enlightened.

Qin Huairu said that Qin Jingru had found her partner.

Then Zou He and Qin Jingru were wearing "couple couplet" clothes.

Moreover, they are also all in dresses?

Could it be...

The person Qin Jingru is looking for is Zou He?

Thinking of this, Shazhu frowned.

Hiss! No way, it’s this Zou He again?

Originally, Shazhu was angry because Qin Huairu had a relationship with Zou He before. In addition, recently Qin Huairu always took the initiative to talk to Zou He, and Zou He seemed to ignore them. Shazhu was even more angry. Now, Qin Jingru's

The object turned out to be 'suspected' of Zou He, and Sha Zhu was immediately furious...

Zou He, Zou He, are you deliberately going against me?

I, Silly Zhu, have fallen in love with Qin Huairu, and you have been in contact with her in advance.

Now that I, Silly Zhu, have fallen in love with Qin Jingru, have you cut off your beard again?!

"Grandma's!" Shazhu yelled angrily.

"Hey, Silly Zhu, why are you scolding me?" The third uncle said anxiously: "I am so kind to help you clear up your doubts, but you still scold me? What do you mean?"

"I'm not scolding you for being so eager to take over yourself?" Shazhu said angrily, with integrity in his heart.

"There are only you and me in this courtyard now. If you don't scold me, who are you scolding?" Third Master Yan Bu trembled with dignity: "You must make your words clear to me today!"

"Okay, okay, okay, even if I scolded you, I'll apologize to you. I'm sorry, okay?" Silly Zhu looked perfunctory, and after speaking quickly, he turned around and left.

"What do you mean by this? Are you apologizing? I'm telling you, Silly Zhu, this matter is not over yet." Yan Bu pointed at Silly Zhu and shouted proudly.

The third aunt also ran out and asked about the situation, and the third uncle told the matter again.

After listening to the story, the third aunt was also very angry: "This stupid Zhu is so shameless. How can he curse others? This matter can't end like this."

Silly Zhu ran to the cafeteria angrily and started working.

After the whole meal, Shazhu was absent-minded. The more he thought about it, the more strange it became.

No, we must find a way to fix this Zou He!

Let him know how powerful I am.

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And the other side.

When Zou He came to the factory, a familiar voice rang in his mind.

[Ding! It is detected that the host has not signed in today. Do you want to sign in? 】

Yo, here we go again.

Zou He said nothing, and immediately said silently in his heart: "Sign in!"

[Ding! Successfully signed in! Received 150 yuan in cash, 3 pounds of meat stamps, 3 cans of peach cans, and gained +1 physical strength improvement]

Not bad, I was rewarded with another 150 yuan, and I got it in three months.

Plus meat stamps and canned food.

The average canned peach in this era costs about one yuan.

After all, pork now only costs more than 60 cents per pound, and no one is willing to eat it. Who is willing to spend a dollar to buy canned food?

So in this era, eating canned food is a very luxurious thing.

Yes, I haven't tasted canned food in many years, so I took the opportunity to try it.

In addition, my physical strength has increased a bit, and now I am stronger in all aspects than before.

Very good, this feeling of progress little by little is good.

The morning passed quickly.

It’s time for lunch.

The workers all came to the canteen to get food.

Zou He was also lining up behind.

Normally, Sha Zhu is in charge of the kitchen. If he is not particularly busy, Sha Zhu would not even do a job like cooking.

Today, Shazhu came here specially to pick up food.

"Hey, Qin Huairu, come and eat more." Silly Zhu scooped up a big spoonful with a smile and put it directly on Qin Huairu's lunch box.

Qin Huairu immediately looked at Silhu with a smile, and Silhu felt delighted.

Silly Zhu's main purpose in coming to fetch food is to please Qin Huairu and the beautiful female workers in the factory.

There is another one, which is to deal with Zou He.

Far away, Shazhu was paying attention to Zou He who was lining up behind.

"Wait for you."

Silly Zhu thought to himself.

Zou He naturally did not look at Si Zhu and lined up step by step.

It was finally my turn.

Seeing Zou He, he stupidly twisted his head and pretended not to recognize him.

Then he scooped out a spoonful of vegetables, shook his hand violently, and poured only a handful of vegetables on Zou He's rice.

This amount of food is estimated to be only one-eighth of Qin Huairu's, and only one-tenth of Jia Zhang's "one folder".

"Okay~ Next one!" Silly Zhu slowly cast a provocative look.

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