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218 The first and second uncles, stupid Zhu Zhu and deputy factory manager Li fell into the manure pit at the same time.

Zou He's body speed and various functions are constantly improving.

As a master of speed, explosive power, agility, durability, etc., all the indicators are off the charts.

Zou He naturally has a kind of perception that is beyond ordinary people.

As the saying goes, eyes can see in all directions and ears can hear in all directions. This is exactly what Zou He is doing now.

After walking a few steps and turning a corner, I noticed a sneaky figure.

Zou He turned slightly and glanced at the figure with his peripheral vision.

I saw Sha Zhu holding a rolling pin and leaning towards this side with his body tiptoeing.

Seeing this, Zou He smiled slightly.

You want to cause trouble again, right?

Okay, silly column.

It just so happens that my hands have been itchy recently.

I'm worried that no one will come to fight.



Sure enough, Zou He entered the toilet and was peeing.

A man slipped in.

It's Silly Pillar.

Seeing Zou He's back turned to him, Shazhu was happy.

The opportunity has come.

Wakko would have never imagined that I would suddenly come over and beat him at this point.

Saying that, Shazhu grabbed the dough rolling ball in his hand.

The jealousy towards Zou He over the years has turned into a powerful force.

boom!

The dough ball hit Zou He on the head.

At the same time, Si Zhu also raised his right foot, preparing to strike with a stick and a kick at the same time, ensuring that Zou He would lose his fighting ability as soon as possible and drive him into the manure pit.

Thinking that Zou He would be thrown into the cesspool next, the corners of Si Zhu's mouth rose.

In an instant, his hands and feet were about to hit Zou He.

Zou He was still where he was, motionless.

Silly Zhu gritted his teeth and felt cruel in his heart.

You are Zou He who is being beaten.

It was you, Zou He, who did it.

Look, if I don't let you taste shit now, I just don't have a surname.

Thinking like this, Shazhu worked harder.

"ah!!!!"

Suddenly there was a loud shout.

Bang.

A man plunged into a manure pit.

During the fall, his face hit a stone in the toilet pit and cut his skin.

Blood flowed out, and feces and urine penetrated along the broken skin. It was itchy, painful and smelly.

"Ugh! Cough cough cough!"

"Bah, bah, bah, bah!"

There was a violent cough, and Yu Haitang, who was following outside, was startled and his pupils widened.

This silly Zhu followed He Zi with a dough rolling stick.

Then...the one who was beaten and fell in was probably Wakko.

Thinking of this, Yu Haitang couldn't care about the men's and women's toilets anymore.

He immediately picked up a branch from the ground and rushed in.

"Silly Zhu! If you dare to push Hezi into the manure pit, I will fight with you!"

Yu Haitang shouted and rushed in.

As a result, when I came in, I happened to see Zou He who was still urinating.

Seeing this scene, Yu Haitang's face suddenly turned red to the roots of his ears.

Look at the person who fell into the manure pit, he turned out to be a fool.

Yu Haitang stayed where he was, his mouth wide open.

I don’t know whether it was the shock that Silly Pillar fell in, or the shock of seeing the giant dragon.



Zou He was a little embarrassed.

Just now when Silly Zhu came over for a sneak attack, Zou He was halfway urinating.

So he jumped and dodged Si Zhu's attack.

Because Silly Zhu used too much force, he was dodged by this and fell into the manure pit.

Zou He is halfway through, how can he stop?

So he whistled and continued to shush.

As a result, a man rushed in.

Zou He supported him and turned around.

Then I saw Yu Haitang.

It even splashed on Yu Haitang.



The scene seemed to be paused.

Zou He was also a little shocked.

This is the men's room.

This is how Yu Haitang broke in.

Does it fit?

Yu Haitang stared at the place that shocked her, eyes wide open, mouth wide open, dumbfounded.



I don't know how long it took.

Zou He came to his senses before packing his clothes.

"Why did you come in all of a sudden? This is the men's room." Zou He asked.

"..." Yu Haitang swallowed and came back to his senses: "I'm sorry, I saw this silly Zhu following you, so I followed you to remind you, but when I followed you to the door of the toilet, I heard

Someone fell into the manure pit and thought you were being attacked, so I rushed in."

Speaking of this, Yu Haitang covered his eyes with his hands, exposed a finger gap, and said shyly: "Then I saw it, I shouldn't have seen it..."

"Well, your starting point is good, so I'll let you take advantage of this." Zou He smiled.

Zou He is a generous man.

Just watch it if you want to. After all, I am a grown man and I am not afraid of watching.

Moreover, Yu Haitang did this out of good intentions and not intentionally, so there was no need to get angry.

"...Well, I'll go out first." Yu Haitang blushed and slipped out.

As I walked, the scene just now was in my mind.

Yu Haitang's face was red to the ears, and her heart was beating violently.

Then, the corners of Yu Haitang's mouth suddenly raised. She didn't know what she thought of, but she smiled so sweetly.



Silly Zhu was in the manure pit, with fresh workers' excrement all over his head, face, and body.

The disgusting Silly Zhu was vomiting and screaming, and his whole face was extremely ugly.

Zou He looked down at Silly Pillar in the pit.

"Yo? You've only been here for a few seconds, and you're still attacking me?"

"I didn't even do anything, but you just fell in by yourself. Don't you think it's embarrassing?"

"Hahahahaha!"

Zou He said, pointing to the silly pillar in the pit, raising his head and laughing.

"..." Shazhu's face was gloomy, as if he had eaten shit.

Zou He thought for a while, this stupid Zhu was deliberately looking for trouble.

So, he faced the pit and started peeing again.

The fresh, warm urine hit Silly Zhu's face and just washed away the shit from Silly Zhu's face.

Silly Zhu, who was already so dirty, couldn't take care of so much. He immediately took the fresh urine into his hands and started to wash his face.

In order to anger Zou He, Shazhu washed his face twice and said, "Thank you, Hezi, for washing my face for me."

Now it was Zou He who was speechless: "???"

"Hahahahaha! Unexpected, right? I'll make you so angry!" Silly Zhu broke the jar and said with a smile.

"How shameless!" Zou He said, and immediately stopped giving alms to this idiot.

This silly Zhu is not afraid of embarrassment, is he?

Then let everyone come and take a look.

Walked out of the toilet and shouted:

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Come and see! Silly Pillar fell into the manure pit again!"

"Come and see! Silly Zhu fell into the manure pit again!"

"Come and see! Silly Zhu fell into the manure pit again!"

A few shouts shocked countless people in an instant.

Soon, people gathered at the door of the toilet.

When they came over and saw that Silly Zhu had indeed fallen into the manure pit again, everyone covered their mouths and laughed.

"Hiss! There is fresh feces and urine all over your body, it's so disgusting!"

"Oh my God, this stupid column and this shit are so destined to fall apart every day."

"Ugh!" Some people who had a bad appetite immediately started retching: "Oh my god, it's so disgusting. I can't eat for three days."

"Look at that silly Zhu's face, it's all yellow and crooked. It's really disgusting!"



The workers were shocked.

Pointing at Silly Pillar, it was all ridicule.

Silly Zhu's face turned green with anger, and he looked gloomy, wishing he could just dive into a mouse hole and never come out.

"Zhuzi, what's going on?" Because of what happened last time, there was a misunderstanding between Yi Zhonghai and Shazhu. Although they were explained later, they still had some relationship. When they saw Zou He at the scene, they saw Shazhu again.

After falling into the manure pit, the first man Yi Zhonghai immediately thought of something and said:

"You said Zhuzi, who got it in for you? Tell us and let the factory leaders make the decision for you!"

"In broad daylight, you dare to hit a fellow worker and put him in a manure pit. Such a person should be fired from the factory!"

Upon hearing this, the second uncle Liu Haizhong also stood up with a puffed-up stomach: "Yes, tell me Zhuzi quickly. The workers are all listening. That villain must be fired from the factory or beaten to death with sticks." The second uncle Liu Haizhong followed.

Needless to say, Zou He's celebrations, of course I hope Zou He can be punished.

Silly Zhu looked up at the first and second uncles, and then looked at Zou He.

It was Shazhu who made a sneak attack on Zou He and then fell in. It was Shazhu's fault for telling him.

You may even be punished by the factory.

Silly Zhu’s nickname is Silly Zhu, but he’s not really a fool.

Think about the pros and cons.

Silly Zhu said angrily: "Forget it, if the dog bites you, will you bite it back? Dogs are not easy to mess with, so just think that I fell in there myself."

Upon hearing this, the first uncle Yi Zhonghai was anxious: "What do you mean, silly Zhu? Are you afraid of some evil people? You can't do this. If a dog bites you, you have to tell us. Let's beat the dog together. We can't beat it."

Dogs, the factory leaders will also come and deal with the dogs."

"Yes!" The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, puffed out his belly again and continued to argue: "Say it quickly, and everyone in the factory will beat that evil dog to death with sticks."

Hearing these words, Zou He, who was standing aside, narrowed his eyes.

Okay, that's all. You still want to make trouble together, right?

Okay, then even these two old immortals will be treated together.

Zou He rolled his eyes and suddenly thought of an idea.

He immediately went out and came back after finding a long stick.



"Oh, oh, oh, forget it," Silly Zhu stretched out his hand: "Master, please pull me up first, and then let's talk."

Upon hearing this, the elder Yi Zhonghai took a few steps back.

"You know Zhu Zhu, I'm old and frail. I'm afraid I won't be able to pull you up. If I fall in again, I won't be able to pull you out." In order to prevent Sha Zhu from being dissatisfied, the first uncle Yi Zhonghai said.

"Then the second uncle..." Silly Zhu looked at Liu Haizhong.

"I'm not young anymore, I'm not young anymore either." The second uncle took three steps back with bangs in his hair.

Silly Zhu looked at the other workers again.

The workers who were seen all took a few steps back.

Obviously, no one wants to pull this idiot.

It's so stinky, who wants to be covered in poop and urine?

At this moment, the good man Zou He came over with a stick.

"Come on, Silly Zhu, grab the stick and I'll give you a lift." Zou He said with a smile.

"..." Silly Zhu glanced at Zou He, his eyes wary.

"What? Don't want to come up? Do you still want to continue bathing in this cesspit?" Zou He asked.

The stench of Silhu was really unpleasant. After thinking about it, there were so many people at the scene, so Zou He didn't dare to make a mistake, right?

So, he stretched out his hand and grabbed Zou He's stick.

"Yeah yeah yeah!!" Zou He shouted with all his strength.

"Drink!!!!" Silly Zhu also exerted his strength.

Soon, Silly Zhu's body was pulled half hanging over the pit.

Zou He let go of his hand and said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah! I can't pull it anymore, you're so heavy!"

Bang! With a sound, Silly Zhu fell heavily into the manure pit again.

Due to excessive force, when the pit became loose, Silly Zhu quickly pulled the sides of the manure pit with his hands and feet in an attempt to find a point of contact. The result was that it was too slippery. He grabbed a handful of yellow mud and finally fell into it.

"Ah!!! vomit vomit vomit!"

Silly Zhu yelled, his whole body covered with feces and urine.

Picking up the soft shit on his face with his hands, Shazhu shouted: "Zou He!!!"

After saying this, I took a deep breath and a lot of yellow mud went into my mouth and nose.

The stench filled the sky and reached the depths of Shazhu's soul.

"vomit!!!!"

"vomit!!!!"

Silly Zhu retched for a while and bent over.

After a while, I managed to control my nausea.

"Zou He, did you do this on purpose?"

Silly Zhu pointed his finger over and shouted.

"What's intentional? I just don't have the strength." Zou He said with a smile: "I'm so kind to help you, but you still blame me. You have no conscience. Let's talk to the workers, is this the right? Am I wronged?"

Upon hearing this, the co-workers all started talking about Silly Pillar.

"Yes, Silly Zhu, you are really heartless. Ren Zou He helped you, but in the end you lost your strength. You still blame He Zi. Are you a human?"

"Yes, I became a donkey's dried lung out of kindness."

"You don't know what is good or bad. Fortunately, I didn't help this heartless person."

Zou He's reputation in the factory is still very good.

With such a rhythm, many people stood with Zou He.

Silly Zhu had no choice but to save the first and second uncles.

At this time, the uncle thought of a way.

He picked up the stick that fell on the ground and handed it to Silly Zhu.

"Come on, second uncle, give me a hand, and we can pull up the stupid pillar together."

The old man said.

The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, thought for a while. After Silly Zhu came up, he could sue Zou He.

If you let the stupid pillar come up earlier, it can be regarded as the earlier you can fix the stupid pillar.

So, the second uncle and the first uncle pulled the sticks.

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Silly Zhu is grabbing it below.

"Hard, come on!" The uncle pulled from the front.

"One, two, three!" shouted the first man.

The second uncle also followed suit.

Looking at these two beeps, Zou He smiled slightly.

Yes, I was indeed fooled.

Think about the way the old man and the second man scolded Sang and Huai just now.

Two immortal old men are still looking for trouble and will punish you to death.

Without saying a word, Zou Hedang immediately took out the 'obedience charm' and quickly issued instructions on it.

[Congratulations to the host! The obedience talisman was used successfully!]

As this prompt tone falls.

After receiving the news, Deputy Director Li, who had been standing far away in the back row, suddenly his eyes lit up.

"Give it, give it, give it to me, I'm the deputy director!"

Deputy Factory Manager Li yelled, grabbing at him with both hands.

In an instant, the crowd was pushed aside, and Deputy Director Li rushed out.

"ah!!!!!!"

Deputy Director Li leaned forward, shouted, and rushed towards the first and second uncles.

Subconsciously, everyone thought that Deputy Director Li was there to help.

Was about to say something.

Then I saw Deputy Director Li rushing forward.

He put his hands on the waist of the second uncle's bangs and pushed hard.

"ah!!!"

"boom!!!"

"boom!!!"

The second uncle was hit from behind, so he rushed out, wrapped himself up in the first uncle, and plunged towards Silly Pillar.

In the blink of an eye, the second uncle and the first uncle fell into the manure pit again.

Seeing this scene, everyone present was shocked.

what's the situation?

Deputy Director Li, in the past, you piled the second uncle and the first uncle into the manure pit?

Is this true or false?

For a moment, everyone thought they were dazzled.

However, just when everyone was confused.

Deputy Director Li suddenly shouted: "Hahahahaha! It feels so good! It feels so good!"

As he spoke, Deputy Director Li jumped in.

"Plop!" a sound.

Deputy Director Li dove in head first.

Suddenly, four men fell into the manure pit.

Seeing this scene, everyone was still in shock and had not recovered.

Shocked again.

Is this... Deputy Director Li so unrestrained?

Just like that, plunged in?

Bathing in a cesspit?

Sure enough, the most awesome one is Deputy Director Li.

It's really surprising.
Chapter completed!
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