Early autumn days and cool nights.

The sleeping people in the courtyard suddenly heard two roars and all jumped up.

Everyone ran towards the direction of the sound.

"The chicken thief was caught, who is it?"

"I don't know, it was the sound coming from the backyard. It sounded like the two brothers Guang Tian and Guang Fu were shouting."

"They two caught the chicken thief?"

"80% yes, they are also in the backyard. I guess the thief came to steal the chicken again, and then he was caught by the two brothers Guangtian Guangfu, right?"

"Definitely, definitely yes."

People were talking and running to the backyard.

The third uncle, Yan Bugui, and the three aunts, Yan Jiecheng, He Xiaohuan, Yan Jiefang, Yan Jiekuang, and Yan Jiedi, all came.

The first uncle Yi Zhonghai and the deaf old lady also came.

Silly Pillar is here too.

He Yuyu also came.

Qin Huairu's family was behind and slowly followed.

Other families in the courtyard also came over.

Of course, Zou He also got up.

In this era when entertainment is extremely scarce, there is a good show to watch, how could Zou He miss it?

"Come quickly! The chicken thief has been caught!"

"Come quickly! The chicken thief has been caught!"

The voices of Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu are still ringing.

Everyone has gone to the backyard.

Hearing the source of this sound, I couldn't help but become curious.

"Why did Guangtian Guangfu shout from inside the house?"

"Could it be that... the thief was caught in the house by the two brothers?"

"Let's go in and take a look!"

Everyone said that and walked inside.

…

Let’s talk about the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the second aunt.

After the two got the chicken, they wanted to prevent their two sons from eating it and to prevent others from discovering it.

In the middle of the night, I was simmering that strange-smelling chicken and was getting high.

Liu Guangtian suddenly woke up from the smell of chicken.

I sat on the bed and checked my nose several times, but the smell of chicken still lingered in my nose and could not be dissipated for a long time.

Liu Guangtian was about to wake up Liu Guangfu, but Liu Guangfu also suddenly sat up.

"Chicken?" The two brothers looked at each other and swallowed unconsciously.

It can be said that the two brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, in this family headed by the second uncle Liu Haizhong, lived a life of being dependent on others.

In the eyes of the second uncle Liu Haizhong, these two sons are worthless goods, just two losers who lose money.

Not to mention letting them eat meat, even if there were eggs, the second uncle would secretly fry them and eat them.

Or in front of the two brothers, he asked the second aunt to fry only one egg and put it into Liu Haizhong's mouth.

The two brothers Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu could only swallow their saliva from the sidelines.

In addition, the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, beats his two sons at every turn.

When things went wrong in the officialdom, the second uncle Liu Hai took his anger out on his two sons and beat them. When things went wrong at work, the second uncle Liu Hai took out his anger on his two sons and even beat them.

The second aunt was dissatisfied and was blackfaced. The second uncle Liu Haizhong still vented his anger on his two sons... and still beat them.

This Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu, from childhood to adulthood, have lived under the stick of the second uncle Liu Haizhong.

If you make a mistake, hit them. If you make a mistake, hit them too.

Until now, these two brothers have grown up, after being prompted by Zou He once.

The two immediately decided to resist until the end.

Recently, the second uncle Liu Haizhong wants to fight two people, but the possibility is very slim.

They got up and ran away, taking away the food before running.

As the saying goes, 'Father is kind and son is filial', it's probably like this.

…

Smelling the smell, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu tiptoed to the door of the inner room where the second uncle Liu Haizhong and the second aunt lived.

Through the crack in the door, they saw the second uncle and the second aunt eating chicken and drinking chicken soup.

"Father, mother!" Liu Guangtian said, "Can you give us two bits of meat to eat?"

"Yes, dad and mom, can you give us a bowl each?" Liu Guangfu also said.

Hearing this voice, the second uncle Liu Haizhong stopped drinking the strange-flavored chicken soup, put the chicken soup on the table, and stood up.

Walk towards the door.

Seeing this action, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu thought that the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, was going to open the door for him and then serve a bowl of chicken soup and chicken to each of them.

As a result, the second uncle Liu Haizhong walked to the door, moved another bench over, and added another bench to prop up the door that was already strong.

"You two are so virtuous! You still want to eat chicken? Go ahead and eat shit!"

"You two are such bears! Still want to drink chicken soup? Just drink urine!"

As soon as these two sentences were said, the second uncle Liu Haizhong returned again, holding the chicken soup with aniseed added by Qin Huairu's family, and started drinking it.

Of course Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu didn't know that the chicken soup contained the saliva and urine of Qin Huairu's family. They drooled with envy and begged again and again.

"Dad, can you just give us a bowl? I promise, if you give it to me, I will listen to you in the future." Liu Guangtian said.

"Yes, Dad, Mom, from now on you can beat me and scold me if you want. All I want is a bowl of chicken soup. We haven't eaten chicken for a year." Liu Guangfu also begged.

Facing the begging of his two sons, the second uncle Liu Haizhong didn't even look at it. He just waved his hands and said with a look of boredom:

"Rolling, rolling, rolling! Are you worthy of giving me some meat? I threw this meat away and fed it to the dogs, but I didn't even give it to you! You two useless trash, haven't you been very arrogant recently? Now that you've seen the meat, you know

Have you given in? Let me tell you, two words, it’s too late!”

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu are begging for meat again and again.

Liu Haizhongli ignored them. In his opinion, the two sons just needed to be taken care of. Feeding them was worse than feeding dogs.

In the end, after many attempts without success, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu both remembered what Zou He had said to them -

Resist!!!! Fight!!!

So the two looked at each other and immediately roared and shouted: "Come and see! The chicken thief has been caught!"

…

This led to the current situation.

Out of curiosity, everyone entered the house.

"Guangtian Guangfu, what's going on?"

"You have called out the thief. Where is the thief?"

Someone asked a question, asking the doubts of everyone present.

Liu Guangtian said: "Yes! The thief is in our house, and the thief is my father Liu Haizhong and my mother."

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Liu Guangfu said: "Yes! They are eating chicken secretly in the house! They are getting high!"

As soon as this statement came out, everyone present was shocked.

You know, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu are Liu Haizhong's two biological sons?

Two sons come out to catch their own mother?

This surprised everyone.

Before coming, everyone thought that the little thief had entered Liu Haizhong's house and was caught by Guangtian Guangfu.

After a long time of research, it turns out that the thieves they want to talk about are their own parents?

Although Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu said everything clearly.

Everyone heard it clearly.

But subconsciously, everyone’s brains don’t dare to believe what their ears hear.

"What, what, what? What did you say? That chicken thief, is the second uncle and the second aunt?"

Someone asked, and everyone widened their eyes and looked over.

"Yes!" Liu Guangtian pointed to the house and said, "They are eating chicken in the house."

"Yes! Smell it, the whole room is filled with the smell of chicken," Liu Guangfu said.

After another confirmation, everyone finally reacted.

They all exchanged glances subconsciously.

It is really rare for my two sons to report me.

There were a few people who had a low point of laughter and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

The first uncle, Yi Zhonghai, immediately laughed crookedly when he saw this scene.

For a moment, Yi Zhonghai suddenly felt that not having a son seemed not such a bad thing.

Of course, what Yi Zhonghai is even more happy about is the matter itself.

If this is true, then hasn’t this opportunity come?

I was just thinking about holding on for the opportunity, but this time the second uncle’s bangs hit me, and now I have an opportunity.

God is really helping me! I, Yi Zhonghai, am indeed a very lucky person!

Many people who were bullied by the second uncle Liu Hai also started to hate him. If it was true, everyone would just take this opportunity to take revenge.

Zou He laughed for no reason.

How did this second uncle get his bangs?

It's okay if your two sons don't defend you, but they are the first to stand up and sell you out?

But if you think about it carefully, it is completely understandable how the second uncle, Liu Haizhong, and the second aunt, treat Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu brothers.

Sure enough, the sentence in the original work is true, if parents are unkind, children will be unfilial.

…

The second uncle Liu Haizhong and the second aunt who were in the house were also confused.

They took advantage of the fact that everyone in the hospital was asleep and ate chicken without anyone noticing.

He didn't expect to be beaten to death, but he would eventually be sold by his two sons.

This feeling can no longer be described as being stabbed in the back. It can only be described as being beaten to death.

"I've told you before that these two sons are useless and hopeless. It's better to raise two dogs!"

"Am I right?"

The second uncle Liu Haizhong yelled angrily, and immediately felt that the beatings he had given to his two sons since childhood were still too light.

It is estimated that the second uncle Liu Haizhong will never know that it was precisely because he beat his two sons for no reason and used them as a punching bag that the situation today happened.

If he knew, it would probably not be the second uncle's bangs.

People can't see clearly when they look at themselves, and the second uncle's almond-shaped head with bangs is even worse.

"We didn't steal the chicken. Don't listen to the nonsense of these two unfilial sons."

"I'm the steward of the courtyard, how could I steal the chicken?"

"You all should go back. My two sons woke you up in the middle of the night. It's really troublesome for everyone!"

The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, immediately blew out the candle and shouted towards the door.

In order to prevent people from entering, he also used his body to hold the door.

Hearing his words, everyone laughed for no reason.

Although we can't see what's going on in the room, everyone's noses are not blind.

The whole house is filled with the smell of chicken. You can smell it, okay?

"Second uncle, you said you didn't steal the chicken, then open the door and let us take a look."

Yi Zhonghai stood up and said something.

"Yes, yes, yes! Open the door, let us have a look!"

"Yeah, you've already come, are you still afraid of taking a look?"

"Hurry up and open the door, Mr. Second, we can smell the smell of chicken."

Everyone said one sentence to another.

The second uncle Liu Hai was so frightened that he didn't know what to say.

The second aunt came up with an idea and said: "What, it's not that we don't want everyone to see it, it's just that we are all asleep, we have stripped naked, and we are all asleep, do you have the nerve to come in?"

When the second aunt said this, many gay men found it hard to answer.

Everyone is asleep, so it's really not appropriate to come in.

Just when everyone is at a loss for what to do.

A woman stood up:

"It's okay, Second Aunt. They're too embarrassed to come in if you take off your clothes. I'll just come in and take a look. We're all women. Who doesn't know how much each other weighs?"

Upon hearing this, the second aunt thought for a while and immediately made up: "Well, that won't work either. Your second uncle is also asleep. He also took off his clothes and fell asleep."

The woman was speechless.

Are these two old guys used to sleeping naked?

Or are they doing something they love to do?

…

Just out of curiosity.

Yi Zhonghai stood up again: "What is this? You can put it on again after you take it off. Open the door quickly. We have all heard it."

The second aunt was speechless this time, so she could only make up: "The clothes are not in our inner room, they are outside."

This reason is far-fetched.

The clothes are not in the bedroom, but outside? Is it reasonable?

"It's impossible. You don't have a single piece of clothing in your house?"

Yi Zhonghai added: "Your wardrobe must be full of clothes. Don't think I don't know."

"It's really not true. If we were there, why don't we get up? Are we still afraid of you looking at us? We didn't steal the chicken." The second aunt said again.

"It's okay, Mom. I brought you the clothes you left outside. Come and wear them." Liu Guangtian once again took the clothes and walked over.

"Yes, Dad, I've found your clothes too, please open the door quickly." Liu Guangfu also came over.

The second aunt and the second uncle were speechless. They looked at each other and gritted their teeth. Why did we give birth to these two evil beasts?

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Even if there was no reason, the second uncle Liu Haizhong still refused to open the door.

Qin Huairu said: "Let's all leave. The second uncle and the second aunt are probably sleepy, so don't disturb them. Besides, this smell doesn't smell like chicken to me, but more like the smell of urine, which I guess."

The smell of the urine jar in the second uncle's house. You all smelled it wrong."

"Although it does smell like urine, it also smells like chicken. Qin Huairu, please stop talking nonsense." Someone said.

"Oh, come back. The second uncle is not that kind of person. If he doesn't open the door, you can't force your way in, right?" Qin Huairu advised again.

When Qin Huairu said this, everyone was speechless.

"What Huairu said is not unreasonable. If you break in without complete certainty, you will indeed have to bear the responsibility." Yi Zhonghai said, changing the subject and looking at Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu: "Unless there is someone in the second uncle's family.

If you take someone with you and forcefully break in, then it’s just a family matter, so it’ll be fine and you won’t be afraid of being held accountable.”

The first half of Yi Zhonghai's words made Qin Huairu's lips unconsciously raise.

From Qin Huairu's point of view, of course she doesn't want the second uncle to be caught. The chicken was stolen by Bangge, and if the secret is leaked to the second uncle's family, they will definitely tell the truth, and then there will be trouble.

As a result, as soon as the second half of Yi Zhonghai's words came out, Qin Huairu's face suddenly solidified, and she hurriedly said: "Guang Tian Guang Fu, don't be stupid, these are your parents, this door, but your door, if it hits

If it breaks, the loss will still be great for your family."

Faced with Qin Huairu's advice, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu looked at each other and said in unison: "If it crashes, it will crash! If it's a loss, it'll be a loss!"

With that said, Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu rushed towards the door together, and they kicked the door together with both feet.

"Bang!" Two sounds came out at the same time, and the door was shaken by the kick, and several cracks appeared.

"Come! Kick us two brothers together!" Liu Guangtian said.

"Yes! Come and help us. If anything happens, our two brothers will take care of you!" Liu Guangfu also said.

Seeing this, what else can everyone say?

The owner of the house was hit!

Of course I'll kick him along.

In line with the principle of "when everyone adds firewood, the flames will rise" and "united as one, we can cut off the gold", all the young and old men started kicking.

"Boom boom boom boom!"

"Bang bang bang bang bang!"

Kick several times.

"Snapped!"

There was a loud noise, and the door was kicked open. He fell to the ground and kicked up countless dust.

Everyone rushed forward and soon found the half-pot of chicken that had not been eaten yet hidden under the bed.

"Hey! It's really chicken!"

"Hiss! The second uncle and the second aunt are really chicken thieves!"

"Hiss! I didn't expect it! It turns out that these two people are chicken thieves!"

"Why does this chicken taste so weird? In addition to the taste of the chicken itself, it also has a stinky smell?"

Everyone was shocked and exclaimed.

Huang Mafang was also shocked: "Okay, second uncle and second aunt, you stole my chickens! Pay for it!"

The second uncle, Liu Haizhong, was so frightened that his face turned livid and he couldn't say a word.

Qin Huairu, who was watching all this from the side, swallowed his saliva and was extremely nervous.

Qin Huairu did not expect that her own home was not discovered, but that the second uncle's home was discovered.

This, this, this, this... what should I do?

In the crowd, Zou He, who had been watching the show, noticed all this and laughed for no reason.
Chapter completed!