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319 Empty City Strategy, Perfect Hook

When Banggeng woke up, he still had a smile on his face.

He became a disciple of the master thief who opened his hands and learned the magical technique of pinching his fingers. After becoming a master, he stole many times, but none of them was successful.

They all ended in failure.

Moreover, after being caught, they were beaten very badly.

And this time, he finally succeeded!

Without being caught, he successfully stole a few plums and half a plate of leftovers. After Zou and his family returned, it was still calm and there was no reaction.

It can be seen that the people in Zou He's family did not realize that there was no shortage of things at home.

Banggeng felt very proud.

Yesterday's successful theft operation gave him great confidence.

Now, Bangge just feels that as long as he wants to steal, there is nothing he can’t do!

His confidence increased dramatically. At this moment, he just felt that with his magic power, he could dominate the world. No locked place could block his way.

At dawn the next day, Bang Gang and Jia Zhang hid behind the window and carefully observed the situation outside.

Sure enough, the sound of Zou He's bicycle rang, and he went to work. Not long after, Qin Jingru came with the sound of greeting the third aunt with her two children, and also went out.

Banggeng was very excited when he drank Jia Zhang's drink.

The opportunity has come again!

The two of them quickly walked out of the door and turned into the backyard.

Still the same as yesterday, Mrs. Jia and Zhang were watching in the corridor, using stick techniques to open the door, and went in to steal things.

Before entering, Mrs. Jia Zhang took Banggan's arm and said: "My dear grandson, you have to look hard this time and bring out more delicious food. Your grandma and I drink wild vegetable soup every day, which makes my intestines thin."

Already~"

Banggeng said proudly: "Grandma, don't worry! Leave it to me!"

Bangge was still the same as yesterday, he quickly opened the door and ducked into the house.

I quickly rummaged around the house.

Soon, he found another plate of fried shredded potatoes in the cupboard.

When he saw this dish, Banggeng's eyes suddenly lit up and he was so excited that he quickly took the dish out and put it into his bag.

Then, I rummaged for a while, but couldn't find any other food.

Instead, I found half a bag of millet in the cupboard.

Banggeng quickly took it and bumped it. It was about two or three kilograms, and he was immediately overjoyed.

Millet is expensive, and their family has not had millet porridge for several months.

Banggan quickly picked up the bag of millet and slipped out with the plate of leftovers.

Jia Zhang, who had been waiting outside, saw Banggeng coming out, and immediately went to greet him excitedly.

But when she saw that the food in his hand was only half a plate of shredded potatoes, Jia Zhang was immediately disappointed.

“Why do you only have this order???”

Banggeng didn't have time to say anything, he raised the bag in his hand and said excitedly, "There's still half a bag of millet here, grandma, hurry up! Let's talk about it when we get back!"

Mrs. Jia Zhang was overjoyed and hurriedly took the stick and ran home.

Jia Zhang and Bang Gang just ran home holding the bags, but they didn't even notice that the bags in their arms were quietly dropping evidence.

When she got home, Jia Zhang immediately bolted the door as she did yesterday.

The two of them hid the millet in the noodle vat, and then quickly scooped up shredded potatoes into their mouths.

While the two were enjoying their meal, there was a sudden knock on the door.

"Open the door, Mom, I'm back!" Qin Huairu's voice rang.

BangGeng heard the sound and was about to open the door. Jia Zhang grabbed him, stuffed his mouth full of vegetables, and said, "Don't open the door!"

"We'll start after we finish eating! If we just order like this, there won't be enough for them to share! We, the grandparents, will eat first and then we'll talk!"

After hearing this, Banggeng saw that the dishes on the plate had almost been put into his mouth by Jia Zhangshi, so he didn't open the door and quickly started to eat with all his strength.

Although shredded potatoes are not a big fish or meat, they are fried in oil and are much more flavorful than wild vegetable soup.

Grandfather and grandson rushed to eat, and the plates almost broke.

Qin Huairu, who was knocking on the door, shouted for a long time, but no one came to open the door, and she suddenly felt very puzzled.

You can clearly hear someone talking in the room, but you don't open the door. What's going on?

Huaihua and Xiaodang, who were standing next to Qin Huairu, also slapped the door and shouted crisply: "Grandma, open the door, I want to go back!"

This plate of fried shredded potatoes, Bangjian and Jia Zhang's two people, quickly bottomed out.

The knocks on the door by Qin Huairu and Huaihua Xiaodang also woke up Jia Dongxu who was sleeping in bed. Jia Dongxu smelled the aroma of the vegetables in the room and quickly shouted: "What smells so good?! Mom! What are you eating secretly?"

Where’s the food? Why don’t you wake me up!”

At this time, Banggan and Jia Zhang had also finished the plate of shredded potatoes. When Jia Zhang heard Jia Dongxu’s shout, she ran over quickly and said with a smile on her face: “Son, I just focused on eating.

Oh, I forgot about you, there is still some on this plate, please eat it quickly!"

Jia Dongxu quickly finished the remaining shredded potatoes on the plate with his hands. By the way, he even licked the plate clean.

Banggan opened the door. As soon as Qin Huairu came in with his two daughters, he smelled the aroma of food in the room and saw Jia Dongxu licking the plate. Qin Huairu asked doubtfully: "What are you eating? What does it taste like?"

So fragrant???”

The noodle vat at home has long been empty and the oil has been used up. She has not cooked for a long time.

Why is there the smell of food in this house?

Jia Zhang had a cold face and said loudly: "You don't care what we eat!"

"Humph! I have no skills at all. I go out every day to flirt with other men and flirt with them, but I can't get us anything worth eating. Now that we have found it ourselves, do you still have the nerve to ask?"

These words immediately made Qin Huairu lose her temper.

I couldn't help but said: "Mom, what are you talking about? The children are all here!"

When Jia Zhang saw that Qin Huairu actually dared to retaliate, she immediately became angry and cursed: "Why, you are shameless yourself, and you are afraid that I will tell you!"

"I'm going to say it! Shameless! You have no ability!"

When Qin Huairu heard that Jia Zhang started to curse again, she had a headache.

Not wanting to continue arguing with her, I asked the stickman on the side.

This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Where did you get your food from?"

Banggeng said with a proud face: "I brought all this back!"

When Qin Huairu heard this, he was immediately stunned.

"'Come back'? What do you mean?"

Banggeng said: "I stole it from Zou He's house in the backyard!"

After hearing this, Qin Huairu suddenly realized.

I was very happy.

My son finally knows how to share some of the pressure at home with him.

"Well done, son! You are such a good mother's boy!"

Thinking of something, Qin Huairu said with some worry: "But BangGeng, the things belonging to Zou He's family are not easy to steal. You must be careful and not be discovered, right?"

Banggeng said nonchalantly: "Don't worry, Mom! I already stole it once yesterday. Their family was so careless that no one noticed it! I'll go there again tomorrow!"

Qin Huairu smiled and nodded. Seeing the pitiful Xiaodang and Huaihua standing aside, she couldn't help but said: "Since you got the food, forget it if you don't leave it for me. Why don't you leave some for your two sisters?"

"

Before Banggeng could answer, Mrs. Jia Zhang, who was sitting by the bed, snorted coldly and said, "Why do two girls eat so well in movies? It's good enough for them to have a mouthful of wild vegetable soup and not starve to death!"

"That little leftover food isn't enough for Banggeng and I! Where can we get their turn!"

Hearing what Jia Zhang said, Qin Huairu could only swallow her anger and stop talking.

Banggeng said excitedly: "Mom, not only are there leftovers, there's also millet!"

After saying that, he pulled Qin Huairu to the noodle vat, opened the lid and let Qin Huairu see it.

When Qin Huairu saw that there were several kilograms of millet inside, she was so happy that she opened her mouth from ear to ear and nodded excitedly.

"Okay, okay! That's great! There's food!"

"Tonight, let's make a pot of millet porridge and have a good meal!"

Banggeng was very proud after hearing this, and felt very happy.

At this moment, Banggeng's face suddenly changed, and his expression became a little strange.

Seeing this, Qin Huairu quickly asked: "Banggan, what's wrong with you?"

Before Banggeng had time to explain, a long and smelly fart had already been released.

"boom!"

Then, a nauseating stench quickly filled the whole room.

Xiaodang and Huaihua were so frightened that they quickly covered their noses and shouted: "It smells so bad!!!"

Qin Huairu couldn't help but cover her nose, frowned, and said, "Do you want to go to the latrine? Go quickly! It stinks!"

The overwhelming pain in his stomach caused Banggong to clench his teeth and unable to open his mouth to speak. He covered his stomach with one hand and his butt with the other, and moved towards the door with difficulty.

At this moment, another thunderous noise sounded on the bed.

"boom!!"

The person who farted this time was not Bangge, but Jia Dongxu.

This thunderous fart almost made Jia Dongxu jump from the bed to the ground.

After the thunder, a foul smell came from the quilt. This smell was obviously not fart, but diarrhea on the bed.

Jia Zhang, who was sitting next to the bed and closest to Jia Dongxu, quickly jumped off the bed, hid far away, and shouted: "Dongxu is on the bed! Qin Huairu, hurry up and clean up for him!!"

Qin Huairu, Xiaodang and Huaihua were about to hide outside the door, but when they heard Jia Zhang's words, they had no choice but to come back.

Jia Zhang pointed at Qin Huairu and was about to urge her again. Suddenly, there was a gurgling sound in her stomach, and then there was an overwhelming pain.

Mrs. Jia Zhang only felt that a torrent was churning in her stomach and was about to rush out. She was so frightened that she had no time to care about Qin Huairu. She quickly covered her butt with one hand and her stomach with the other, and rushed out the door!

Jia Zhang and Bang Gang moved in tandem with difficulty in the courtyard, both running toward the public toilets outside.

However, the severe pain in their stomachs prevented them from running fast and they could only move little by little.

Finally, the two of them moved to the front yard, outside the courtyard, and to the entrance of the alley. Looking at the public toilet not far away, Jia Zhang and Bang Gang were overjoyed and rushed to the toilet.

Unfortunately, it was still a step short in the end.

Right at the door of the toilet, their persistence failed.

The army was defeated and fell thousands of miles away.

People from the whole street who came to use the restroom were shocked when they saw this scene.

They all covered their mouths and noses, retreated, and ran far away.

"Isn't that Qin Huairu's thief son and her thief mother-in-law? What is going on??"

"Oh my god! It's so disgusting! It smells so bad! I'm going to spit out all the food I've eaten!"

"If we don't pull it properly, we are about to go to the toilet. If we have to pull it at the door, how can we go to the toilet!"

"That's right! It's so wicked!"

"I heard that Qin Huairu's family borrows money and food every day, and no one in the family has anything to eat. I think they just have no food to eat, and they came here deliberately to disgust us!"

"I probably won't be able to eat in the past two days!"

Jia Zhang and Bang Gang were lying on the ground full of feces and water, their limbs still twitching. Just as they were about to get up, they felt another wave of severe pain. They both drank all the wild vegetable soup they had eaten yesterday.

When it was time to pull it out, all that was left was clean water, and then it gradually stopped.

Qin Huairu's home.

At this moment, Qin Huairu was still at home changing Jia Dongxu's pants and bedding. The stench was so bad that Qin Huairu almost vomited several times. However, before Jia Dongxu could finish returning Jia Dongxu's pants, the neighbors' shouting could be heard outside.

"Qin Huairu! Go and have a look quickly! Your family's boss and your mother-in-law are paralyzed in front of the public toilet, pooping all over the floor! The whole street stinks! You hurry up and get them back!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Huairu suddenly felt extremely desperate.

The scene where the whole family had diarrhea together appeared before her eyes again.

That's a nightmare!

Qin Huairu's legs trembled and she walked out with resistance.

When he got to the ground and took a look, Qin Huairu was stunned by what he saw.

I saw Jia Zhang and Bang Gen lying on the ground in front of the public toilet, their pants had been pulled down as if they had been washed with yellow water, their limbs were twitching, and they were unconscious.

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Qin Huairu couldn't bear it anymore, turned around and squatted aside to vomit.

But after vomiting, I still have to do the work that needs to be done.

Qin Huairu had no choice but to carry Jia Zhang and Bang Gen back home.

Jia Zhang was confused, but she kept mumbling one sentence.

"It must be Zou He, he is the one who harmed me..."

Banggeng also groaned: "Mom... my stomach hurts so much!"

Qin Huairu looked at Xiao Danghuaihua who was crying out because of the smell, Jia Dongxu who was lying on the bed and still peeing from time to time, Jia Zhangshi and Banggan who were slumped at the door and had no strength to move, and suddenly felt desperate

Incomparable.

After an afternoon of cleaning and cleaning, Qin Huairu's house finally returned to peace.

Jia Dongxu, Jia Zhangshi, and Banggan all lay weakly on the bed.

The little food they had eaten in their stomachs had long since been pooped out, and there was really nothing left to poop out.

At this moment, Zou He came back from outside talking and laughing with Qin Jingru and two children on his bicycle.

Hearing Zou He's voice, Jia Zhang suddenly found the strength to sit up from the bed. She was about to go out to find Zou He to settle accounts.

Qin Huairu grabbed her and said, "Mom! Can you stop looking for trouble!"

Jia Zhang looked at Qin Huairu in disbelief and said, "Am I looking for trouble?!"

"It was obviously the Zou He family who deliberately poisoned the leftovers to harm me! You actually said it was me who was looking for trouble? Who are you from the same family?"

Qin Huairu sighed helplessly and explained: "The dishes you eat were all stolen by Banggeng from his house. This matter cannot be discussed openly. How can we settle the score with Zou He?"

"Have you forgotten what happened before?"

Qin Huairu's words immediately reminded Jia Zhang of the tragic scene when the family had diarrhea last time, and then went to Zou He to settle the score, but was defeated by an army, so she hesitated.

It's a pity that even if she could bear this tone and just swallow it,
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