Chapter 20 The man is really at a disadvantage
Chapter 20 Man, it’s such a disadvantage
"Do it." Old Monk Lingyu said.
Chen Zhu and Wang Hua looked at each other and took out two wooden lumps like eggs.
"Thunder and fire ride on the wind, rise!"
With two snaps, two wooden eggs landed on the statue, and instantly turned into two balls of red flames, which flew into the wind with a bang and quickly spread around the statue.
The scorching heat hit my face, and the cold feeling in the whole room also eased.
In Ji Que's eyes, the process by which the brothers and sisters created flames was neither martial arts nor fairy tales. Instead, it felt like playing a video game and throwing grenades.
However, the flames were indeed fierce, and they immediately enveloped the statue, and the yellow paper around it burned.
I'm afraid it won't be long before the whole house will turn into a sea of flames.
Ji Que glanced around, wanting to see if there was anything of value, but at this moment, he suddenly felt the eyeballs of the statue move.
But when he looked again, he found that there was no change.
The flames had burned into the dark hair growing out of the statue, making a crackling sound.
At this moment, a shrill scream suddenly rang out from the flames, startling the four of them.
Immediately afterwards, the entire burning statue moved and raised its head.
Here, you can clearly see the human faces on the statue moving crazily, emitting bursts of shrill screams.
Seeing this, the old monk hurriedly said: "Back off first!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the strange statue swam over like a snake.
Although her entire face was covered in flames, she still maintained that divinity that looked down on all living beings.
The human face on it was screaming crazily, as if it were a person trapped in a cage and being burned at the stake. It was extremely miserable and in stark contrast to the dull face.
With a bang, the white wall was shattered, fire flew, and even the lotus flowers in the lotus pond were ignited.
The statue followed Ji Que and the four others and rushed over, like a surging fire python.
"Get out of the way!"
With a roar, the threshold of the house was shattered along with the wall, and a huge burning body emerged.
This scene is very absurd and terrifying, as if you originally wanted to incinerate a corpse, but after the flames were completely ignited, the corpse suddenly came to life.
The statue swayed and tried to move forward again, but was stuck in the wall.
The rainwater fell nearby and was evaporated into white water vapor, which could not fall down at all. Part of the human face on the statue's body had penetrated the skin and was twisting, looking extremely miserable.
Old Monk Lingyu and the others looked at this scene with panic in their hearts.
Fortunately, the statue struggled for a while with those human faces, and soon became motionless.
The entire body of the statue was almost burned to charcoal, with cracks all over it, as if it would break if touched.
The human faces on those bodies have long since stopped moving, but their mouths are all longer, like people who were burned alive.
The flames gradually extinguished, the rain fell, and the smoke filled the air.
With a snap, the exposed half of the statue's body collapsed and shattered, revealing the burned-to-ash interior. The eerie and terrifying feeling was reduced a little.
At this moment, he should be completely dead, after all, he was turned into ashes.
When the wind blew, the ashes flew away.
Amidst the billowing smoke, there was a sound of violent coughing.
The two rice dumplings, Purple Robed Girl and Divine Envoy Finger, are probably going to be cooked.
The two were lifted out, and the purple-robed woman's entire face was completely blackened by smoke, as if she had changed her race, and she kept coughing.
The god's fingers still had that horrifying smile on his face. Suddenly, he uttered human words - "You all have to die. Goddess Wind Lotus will come sooner or later. He has six fingers, and I am just one of them."
Ha ha ha ha"
As he spoke, his already broken throat burst into mocking laughter.
Ji Que went to see the burned goddess statue and found that the other person's hand really only had three fingers, namely the middle finger, the index finger and the little finger.
At this time, Chen Zhu was shocked and said: "This goddess is disabled, will it be difficult to use chopsticks for eating?"
The finger that was originally laughing mockingly froze for a moment because the question Chen Zhu asked was simply outrageous.
Is the point here about using chopsticks?
Ji Que was obviously very interested in this kind of problem and said, "What I'm more concerned about is, if he poops, will he not be able to wipe it clean?"
"That's also a problem."
Chen Zhu fell into deep thought.
Seeing this, God's messenger's eyes flashed fiercely, and he struggled and said: "You!"
As a result, the two of them ignored him at all. Chen Zhu analyzed: "Will he not use bamboo chips and paper, but just wash it with water?"
At this time, Wang Hua joined the discussion and said depressedly: "Why are you so concerned about a wild god pooping? He might be constipated."
Chen Zhu lamented: "Constipation is so uncomfortable. I was constipated for a while and it was very painful. I couldn't wait to do it."
After several people exchanged these questions, the god's finger was already dead.
His mouth was wide open and his orifices were bleeding, as if he was angry to death.
Ji Que and the others couldn't figure out why. This guy had always been very strong, so how could he stop acting all of a sudden?
With the statue of the god completely burned, the envoy of the god dead, and the purple-robed girl dying, the matter of the Wind Lotus Sect finally came to an end.
However, Zhizou's last words still gave a few people a warning, that is, the power of the Wind Lotus Sect is far more than that.
The Wind Lotus Goddess enshrined here has six fingers. Does that mean there are five more people like the God Envoy Fingers? They all want to revive this wild god?
Of course, this is not something Ji Que should be concerned about.
After all, he is not a professional, he is just an ordinary scholar who is forced to work part-time.
The remaining matters should naturally be left to professionals like the old monk Lingyu and the coffin master brothers and sisters.
After all, they call themselves "Demon Conquerors."
At this moment, these three professionals were looking at Ji Que with admiration, and thanked him from the bottom of their hearts. They held their hands in front of him, bowed in front of him, and wanted to kowtow to him.
Ji Que discovered that more and more people were being polite recently.
If everyone in this world is so polite and friendly, why worry about not having a better tomorrow.
As the flames spread, the cold room, like the statue of the Goddess Wind Lotus, was burned black, washed away by the rain, and fell apart.
Like the horses and clouds enshrined, the purple-robed girl was also locked in a black coffin, and her dead fingers were thrown into the fire, and the statue of the goddess she was enshrined turned into ashes.
In the rain, a female demon-conqueror named Wang Hua held an umbrella for Ji Que, but she herself got half wet.
Ji Que originally wanted to refuse, but this Sister Wang was too enthusiastic, and he didn't know how to refuse.
You can't just push someone to the ground and beat them up.
Senior brother Chen Zhutou, wearing a lotus leaf hat, followed the two of them with jealousy in his eyes.
He is jealous of his junior sister.
He was supposed to hold the umbrella, but his junior sister took the first one, which made him very depressed.
Young, handsome, a one-of-a-kind spiritual genius, who even saved his own life, who wouldn’t want to make friends with such a divine figure?
However, he was a boy, and Ji Qiaoxia made it clear that he didn't like boys, so he took advantage of his junior sister.
Seeing the happy look on his junior sister's face when she held an umbrella for Ji Quexiao, Chen Zhu was left shivering in the wind and rain.
Man, what a loss.
Chapter completed!