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That day, Chen Zhu, who had been promoted to be the manager of the sub-floor of the Demon Subduing Building, was in high spirits and brought his junior sister Wang Hua and old monk Lingyu to Ji Que to discuss something.

As luck would have it, we were in time for lunch again.

Chen Zhu happened to bring his own packaged Qiankun roast goose.

Ji Que looked at the roast goose and was very happy. After all, he had endured almost an entire winter without eating this special delicacy just to wait for Chen Zhu's treat.

After that, he decided to go to the street to get some vegetarian dishes for the master to drink with.

Old Monk Lingyu is a very serious monk. He abides by the Buddha's rules and precepts very strictly, except for drinking.

When Ji Que went out to buy groceries, Chen Zhu and Wang Hua couldn't help but visit Ji Que's house.

"This world is really quiet." Chen Zhu sighed.

Wang Hua frowned and said: "Brother, is this just quiet? This alley has been walking all the way. If we hadn't been professionals and found nothing unusual, I would have suspected that this area is haunted."

Chen Zhu glanced at his junior sister, as if he was not looking at a junior sister, but a demented child with low emotional intelligence.

At this time, the two of them were standing in the kitchen of Ji Que's house.

Wang Hua couldn't help but sigh: "Don't tell me that Ji Shaoxia is quite suitable for life, but a grown man actually kept this place neatly."

Lin Xiangzhi was lying on the window sill and was furious when she heard this woman's words.

I took care of this! I took care of it!

At this time, Chen Zhu suddenly looked at the stove and asked in surprise: "What is that?"

On the stove, there is a black thing that looks like a ruler, a box, and a sword.

Apart from occasionally blowing hair, the biggest function of this strange sword Ji Que is that because it is black and thick, it can be used as a fire stick quite easily.

Wang Hua hesitated and said: "Is this a fire stick?"

"How could this be a fire stick? It's obviously like a ruler used to spank people." Chen Zhu picked up the black thing and said.

"Spanking someone with such a thick ruler? You can't imagine it!" Wang Hua questioned.

"Why can't you spank people anymore?" Chen Zhu said, waving his hand as if spanking someone.

The next moment, there was only a muffled thud, and the ground seemed to move.

Wang Hua asked confused: "What is the sound?"

The next moment, she trembled with fright because she saw her senior brother Chen Zhu suddenly staring at her with tears in his eyes, looking very abnormal.

"My. My big toe." Chen Zhuru said while wearing a mask named "Pain".

Wang Hua lowered her head and was startled.

I saw something like an iron brick hitting my senior brother's big toe.

She finally understood why her senior brother suddenly had tears in his eyes, because it looked painful.

"Senior brother, you are hit by a brick." Wang Hua said.

"Why are there iron bricks here?"

Chen Zhu lowered his head with tears in his eyes, and suddenly discovered that the flying iron brick was connected to a very thin chain, and the other end of the chain was the "ruler" in his hand.

In other words, this pile of iron bricks fell from here.

He was shocked and frightened, with a look of pain on his face, so he raised his hand to lift the iron brick.

As a result, with this lifting, the iron brick was lifted up, but the middle part of the ruler suddenly split into two and rotated.

There was a click, and before Chen Zhu could react, his wrist was clamped.

The pinch is bleeding!

"Ah, my hand, my hand!"

Chen Zhu was so painful that he shed tears. Because of the moment he lifted it up, the ruler suddenly split in two and turned into something similar to a pair of scissors. His hand holding the ruler was caught with his backhand.

The clamping force was so strong that even though he had the body-protecting Qi, his wrists were still clamped to the point of bleeding.

Chen Zhu's body twitched in pain, but with this twitch, there was another thud, and the iron brick that had just been lifted fell again, hitting his injured big toe again.

"Woooooooo junior sister, save me."

At this time, even Master Lingyu heard the commotion and came in to watch.

Lin Xiangzhi looked at this scene and was shocked.

Isn't this sword only used for blowing hair? How come it can hit people's feet and pinch their hands? Just look at it, it makes people cry.

Wang Hua looked at this strange situation and said, "Master, how about you help me hold the iron brick while I remove the clamp?"

Master Lingyu nodded and squatted down.

Chen Zhu burst into tears and said, "Junior sister, is this safe?"

"Then let it continue to be held until Shaoxia Ji comes back?" Wang Hua asked rhetorically.

Chen Zhu felt like his hand was about to be broken off, so he shook his head and said, "You guys come on."

As a result, Wang Hua and Monk Lingyu looked at each other and worked together.

The moment the iron brick was lifted and the clamp was opened, a burst of hot wind blew in front of her, causing Chen Zhu's Mediterranean hairstyle to spread out.

Chen Zhu shivered in fright and shouted, "What the hell is this?"

As a result, the next moment, the "bricks" and "scissors" rebounded violently, trying to return to their original state.

"Get out of the way!"

Monk Lingyu shouted, and then the three of them jumped out at the same time.

With a bang, the fire stick returned to its original appearance, and the whistling sound of the wind stopped suddenly, as if it had not moved at all.

But the eyes of the three people and the cat were full of horror, as if they were seeing a monster.

However, thinking that they had barely rescued Chen Zhu, Old Monk Lingyu and Wang Hua couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

As a result, at this time, Chen Zhu's voice sounded painfully again - "Why does my mouth suddenly feel so numb? It's so sad."

Old monk Lingyu and Wang Hua turned around and were startled again.

Because I don’t know when, a string of very thin flying needles appeared on Chen Zhu’s mouth.

These flying needles must have been shot when hot air was blown before, and they pricked Chen Zhu's lips, causing his lips to swell rapidly and look like two plump sausages.

Wang Hua wrapped a piece of cloth and stroked her hand, helped him remove the flying needle, and comforted him: "Brother, it's okay, your lips are just a little swollen."

Chen Zhu said angrily: "Well, your mouth will be swollen, why don't you go to the bottom of it?"

As he spoke, his voice became muffled because his lips were too plump.

At this time, Ji Que came back from outside with the dishes and said happily: "What a coincidence today, there is a store selling glutinous rice sausage, I just happened to try it. Damn!"

In the room, Chen Zhu, who was holding a sausage in his mouth, turned around, making Ji Que jump back in fright.

Wow wow wow so sad.

Chen Zhu's indistinct sobbing soon sounded in the kitchen, where delicious food had been brought.

Inside the house, Chen Zhu was sitting at the dining table with bandages on his wrists and toes, sausage hanging from his lips, looking pitiful and without any appetite.

On the table, Qiankun roast goose, three shredded salads, and glutinous rice sausage exude a charming halo.

The skin of the Qiankun roast goose was already cold, but as the belly was opened, steaming steam suddenly came out from the inside.

The so-called Qiankun roast goose means that there is Qiankun in a hungry stomach. There are thirty-six kinds of carefully cooked ingredients in it, which are mixed with goose meat and eaten together. It is really delicious.

As for the glutinous rice sausage on the side, it is not unusual at first, but when eaten with the roast goose, it has a unique flavor.

Even Lin Xiangzhi enjoyed the meal. Ji Que served her a small bowl of Qiankun roast goose, and she couldn't help but eat a large portion of it.

Chen Zhu looked at all this with pity.

He bought this roast goose, and I really want to eat the sausage.

It's a pity that I can't eat it.

Wang Hua pulled out a reed tube, inserted it into his plump lips, and comforted him: "Brother, you'd better drink tea. This is the most suitable for you at the moment."

As soon as these words came out, Chen Zhu's tears started to fall again.
Chapter completed!