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Chapter 139: A Big Joke

Then I said, "I saw your mother yesterday, and she looks as hard as you."

Xie Ling glanced at me squintedly and said, "It's already considered kind that she didn't peel you off."

I touched my nose and said, "What's the matter with me? I'm not what I hope for when I get into a car accident."

Xie Ling said: "Don't you know why we are in that car?"

I remembered "that thing", so I blushed and said, "Yes, I almost forgot the purpose of our visit to the hospital. Have you... checked?"

Xie Ling said: "My parents stayed here all morning today. Do you think I dare to let the doctor check it?"

I said, "Where are they going now? Will they come back?"

Xie Ling said: "They are very busy and helped me hire a nurse to accompany me, but the nurses are only free in the evening, so you have to stay with me for an afternoon today."

I nodded and said, "Okay, as long as they are not here."

Xie Ling said: "No, it seems that you don't want to see my parents very much?"

I said, "Isn't that nonsense? When your mother saw me yesterday, she was like a criminal interrogating a prisoner. She asked me where you went the night before yesterday, who am I from you, and why do we take the same car together."

Xie Ling showed a long-lost smile and smiled: "What did you say?"

I said, "I said I am your junior brother, we are just ordinary junior brothers and sisters. And I just met you yesterday morning to get a piece of evidence together. I don't know where you were the night before yesterday."

Xie Ling said, "You kid reacted quickly this time, and it was almost the same as me. I said that I didn't go home after drinking too much at my best friend's house the night before. I saw you yesterday morning, and then I also said that I was going to handle the case with you."

I said, "Your mother is so strict with you. You have to care whether you go home or not at night. You are so old."

Xie Ling said: "You think our tutoring has always been very strict. There is a time limit for going home at night, otherwise why would I still be... And if I hadn't been in a bad mood the night before yesterday, how could it have been cheaper, you stinky guy."

I touched my nose again and said, "Why, I'll go to the gynecologist now and say, you're not feeling well."

Xie Ling's face turned red and she whispered: "Go."

I said, "If the doctor asks me who you are..."

Xie Ling said: "Boyfriend, otherwise the lunatic will ask the doctor to check this."

I nodded and said, "Okay."

After hesitating outside the nurse station for a long time, I said to a middle-aged female nurse who was already confused about me who was wandering here: "Nurse, the nurse sister, Xie Ling from Ward No. 4 is a little uncomfortable."

The nurse said with a serious look: "Where is uncomfortable? I'll hold it in here for a long time before I say that this may affect the patient's recovery?"

I blushed and said, "That's right, I might need a gynecologist."

The nurse was stunned for a moment, nodded and said, "Okay, I understand, you go back to the ward and wait."

After returning to the ward, Xie Ling and I had a fight for ten minutes. A female doctor in her forties came down to the ward with the guidance of the middle-aged female nurse.

The female doctor walked to the edge of the hospital bed and said to Xie Ling: "Hello, I am a gynecologist. What's wrong with you?"

Xie Ling hesitated and said, "Wei Ce, you go out first."

The female doctor looked at me and said, "Help close the door by the way."

I nodded, walked out of the ward and closed the door, and heard a "click" sound, and the ward door was locked from the inside.

Next, I wandered around the corridor outside, and during this period I secretly observed a man named Apiao, who was inside the seventh year of the head, leaning against the corner of the wall, looking at the nurse in the nurse station with a loafing nurse uniform and a mask, which could not cover up the work of a good figure and high-looking nurse.

Of course, this kind of thing is harmless at present, so I don’t need or have the authority to take care of it. Just watch the fun and gossip.

After a while, the gynecologist and nurse walked out of Xie Ling's ward. When they passed by me, both of them showed contempt for me. After walking away, they were still whispering. I vaguely heard the nurse's sister say, "Hehe, she is so small."

My heart skipped a beat, okay, just after the gossip, Brother Apiao, now it's my turn to be gossiped by a doctor and nurse. No, what does "it's so small" mean?

After returning to the ward, I saw Xie Ling looking at me with a smile and said, "What have you said to the doctor?"

Xie Ling laughed and said, "Don't you care about the result?"

I sat on the small stool beside Xie Ling's bed and said, "What's the result?"

Xie Ling gave me a blank look and said, "Don't worry, we're not that a problem."

I breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Oh, that's good. But why did the doctor and nurse come out and see me, and they were making fun of me, and they said something, and they were so small? How did you tell them?"

"Haha!" Xie Ling couldn't help laughing twice, then grinned and said, "Oh, I can't help it, but it hurts when I smile. Please let me slow down first."

“…”

When Xie Ling calmed down, she continued, "This is how I told the doctor, saying that a few days ago, I spent the night with you. Moreover, I had never been in a relationship before, it was the first time. Then this morning I found that it was not very comfortable, so I asked the doctor to come and check it out and see if I was still... complete."

I said with a dark face: "And what."

Xie Ling continued to hold back her laughter and said, "The doctor helped me check and said I had no problem. Moreover, it was still complete. That thing, what is still there, it was still complete. Ha! Oh, it hurts!"

I had a premonition and continued, "What else did you say?"

Xie Ling didn't know if she was shy or because she was holding her laughter, and said with a blushing face: "I'll ask, what's the reason for it is still complete."

I covered my face and said, "Okay, stop talking, I guess what the doctor said."

Xie Ling quickly spoke and said, "No, I want to say it out! Then the doctor said, maybe it was because it was too young... Hahaha! Oh, it hurts so much!"

Too small, too small, small...

Large social death scene!!!

I turned my head with pain and gritted my teeth, "Xie Ling, if you weren't a patient now, I would have picked you up and beaten you up!"

Xie Ling said: "Oh, the doctor and nurse don't know you, so what if you just act like a waste?"

Waste, waste, waste...

I stood up and said, "Okay, since we have nothing to do with each other, I will say goodbye!"
Chapter completed!
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