After breakfast, Wei Xiaojing took me and Tang Yuyan to the village entrance convenience store to buy firecrackers. On the way, she whispered to us: "I just passed by the big banyan tree and heard the old men and women chatting, saying that Ergou was wailing in the yard in the middle of the night, and the neighbors

I couldn't listen and checked, and then called the health center to call an ambulance and pulled the person away."

I checked left and right, and saw that there was no one nearby, I also whispered: "Have you come from the police station?"

Wei Xiaojing said, "I don't know, those people under the big banyan tree didn't say anything, but they were not afraid of coming. Anyway, we did it without knowing it."

Tang Yuyan said: "The people in your family are so united, they do whatever they say, and they have a strong sense of confidentiality. Thank you for venting your anger for me."

Wei Xiaojing waved her hand and said, "I mean, when my brother and I were very young, our village competed for a canal with the next village, and even my grandma was on the battlefield. It was still during the day. Both sides first used earth guns and cannons to bombard each other, and then everyone took hoes and shovels.

Charge together, men fight with men, women fight with women, children under the age of teenagers shouting to cheer up from behind, that is really a war."

I gently pushed Wei Xiaojing and said, "Not that outrageous? I heard from my grandfather that the range of the earth gun and the earth cannon is so short that they didn't even hit the other party's dog. It was just used to strengthen the momentum, and the fighting was also done.

I didn't do anything serious. After all, both villages have marriages, and who doesn't know each other, and some are relatives, and they will be over. Don't scare your sister-in-law and make her think she will marry into a bandit's nest in the future."

Wei Xiaojing pretended to be pushed hard by me, pretended to be staggering, stood firm and stomped her feet, and said to Tang Yuyan: "Sister-in-law, look at my brother always bullying me."

Tang Yuyan also pushed me and said, "Hmph! I know how to bully a girl. Who said I have to marry you in my life?"

After saying that, she walked to Wei Xiaojing, held the other party's hand, and said, "Let's go, let's ignore him, hum!"

Do you know that that morning, Wei Xiaojing and Tang Yuyan, the two women, fried all the cow dung that could be fried in front of and behind the village!

Can you feel my helplessness? Although I also want to make a few pieces of fun.

But most of the time, a handsome man with a melancholy and vicissitudes of temperament, squatting in the mountains with a cigarette in his mouth, looking at two beautiful women, shouting and running around the mountains and fields, earnestly

Do one thing, fry cow dung.

I am a super clean foul. I watched my girlfriend and cousin consume the single firearms from the village convenience store, making my hair messy, my shoes and trousers covered in mud, and there were innocent cows on my clothes.

The feces also gave them some revenge spots.

I don’t care about Wei Xiaojing, I must capture Tang Yuyan home later, and use my magic power to clear the things on her body, so that no molecule or atom can be left!

It was already past 11:00 noon. I followed two embarrassed women far away with disgust and returned to my grandma's house.

At this time, my grandma was picking vegetables in the yard. When she saw us coming back, she said, "Three crazy kids, I've been hungry all morning after going out, right? Grandma makes lunch for you."

Wei Xiaojing said to grandma: "Grandma, I want to go back to change my clothes, so I won't eat it here. In the afternoon, you remember to go to my house to fry the buckles and taro. I like the taro buttons made by grandma the most."

Grandma got up and walked into the house with a dustpan of vegetables, saying, "Your dad just came to tell me that I will wait for you to kill the pig in the afternoon before going over."

When my grandma went to the kitchen to cook, Wei Xiaojing smelled the smell on her body and said to me and Tang Yuyan: "It's really a bit strange. Sister-in-law, brother, I'll go home to take a shower and change clothes first. By the way, your dear uncle, said that it's afternoon.

At four o'clock, I continued to kill pigs and have a sauté at our house. Today, my mother's house, my aunt's family and relatives from my aunt's house also came, so it was more lively than yesterday. There were at least fifteen or sixteen tables. Today, my dad got a few more

Big wild game, let you taste it."

Tang Yuyan asked curiously: "What kind of wild game?"

Wei Xiaojing said mysteriously: "Anyway, it's all the guys. You'll know when you go in the afternoon. Okay, I'll call you at four o'clock in the afternoon. You guys have a good rest together! Sister-in-law, don't kick the quilt! Goodbye, sister-in-law, brother!"

“…”

"roll!!!"

In that era, wild game was a very ordinary commodity on the border and dared to be sold publicly in some remote markets. Of course, I never liked to eat it. Humans have domesticated common livestock for tens of thousands of years, and those that have not been domesticated

, I continue to stay in the wild, and I have my own secrets. Eating them randomly is not a good thing.

When Wei Xiaojing left, I looked at Tang Yuyan with disgust and said, "Crazy girl, now you are a stinky sister."

Tang Yuyan looked at the spots on her body embarrassedly and said, "Oh, then I'll make an exception for your great cleanliness obsession. I'll use that to clean it up first."

I said, "No, I'm going to come in person, or I don't want to hug you tonight."

Tang Yuyan pouted and said, "Hmph, this is what you said."

I was turned against me by her, so I quickly smoothed out and said, "Just kidding, good sister."

Then, I quickly activated my mana, and in about one tenth of a second, that is, one minute, I cleared all the dirty things on her clothes, shoes, hair, and exposed skin, including cow dung and soil, and other dirty elements.

Erjing, and at the same time, extracted their fragrance from all the white flowers blooming on a Sanhua plum in the courtyard and evenly applied it to her body.

At the same time, because depriving others of the fragrance of flowers will greatly reduce the chance of insects coming to pollinate according to the fragrance. I also gave all the stamens of this plum tree a round of powder.

Otherwise, the fruit will be reduced by the time of year, and grandma who likes to eat pickled sour plums will be unhappy.

Tang Yuyan stared at her eyes and said in a nonsense: "Brother Stinky, you can finish these things so quickly! With the outstanding performance last night, your progress is too fast. I guess I am close to the first-level mage

It's so good."

I smiled and said in a silence: "It doesn't matter how fast the progress is. Just now, I just wanted to turn you back into my refreshing, clean and fragrant little fairy as soon as possible."

Tang Yuyan looked back at the hall and made sure that grandma would not come out for the time being. Then she threw herself into my arms with Wei Ce's expression and said, "This is the ultimate romance of the mage. It's so touching. Use high-level magic to quickly
Chapter completed!