I smiled and shook my head and said: "I returned to Anping yesterday and stayed at my sister's house for one night. Hey, Lao Song! Don't be so rude. The food is in the lower part of the box. Don't break mine.

thing."

When I walked to the chair next to the desk under my bed and sat down, Li Jian rushed to my side with a "Oh!", bent down and put his right hand around my neck and said: "Is that the beautiful sister Zhao Jing? I remember

You said you two are not related by blood, tell the truth! Did you do anything excessive to her last night?"

I pulled my neck back, turned around and scratched Li Jian's creaky pit hard, forcing it away, and said, "You have the most evil thoughts. Can a man and a woman only do bad things when they are together?"

Song Guangfei took out a bag of dried longan from my box, took a look at it and threw it on the ground. Then he took out a bag of beef strips made by my mother, opened the bag and took out one, and said: "I have seen it a long time ago.

Jing is interested in you, this time is great, our boss Li will cry to death in the toilet."

Luo Chao crossed his legs, raised his hand and lit the cigarette in his hand with a click, took a puff, looked at me and said, "Is your baby really together with Sister Zhao Jing? I can't tell you are so

Mensao, you say you don’t want it, but you’ve already thought about it in your heart.”

I looked at Li Jian, who was looking at me with a gossipy face, and said, "Well, I am indeed with Zhao Jing. I will move out to live with her in the future, not in the same dormitory with you."

It was Zhao Jing who admitted that I was in love with Zhao Jing at school. This guy was probably worried that I would be targeted by other girls, and he also said that he would find a time to come to the classroom dressed up and show off his sovereignty to me.

Li Jian's mouth turned into an O-shape for several seconds, he stretched out his right hand and gave a thumbs up, and said: "You are so insidious, you did this to such a beautiful lady without saying a word."

Song Guangfei stood up and stuffed a piece of beef jerky into Li Jian's mouth. While chewing the beef in his mouth, he said, "What will the school tell you? What will happen if the teacher finds out that you move out?"

Luo Chao said: "Yes, Boss Li said at the class meeting last semester that we are not allowed to rent a house, let alone live with the opposite sex."

I said: "Of course my things will stay here. I will continue to pay the dormitory accommodation fee. You three will help me cover it when the time comes."

Li Jian rolled his eyes, holding the half-bitten beef strip in one hand, waving it with the other and saying, "Hey, wait a minute, brothers, haven't you discovered the biggest problem yet?"

Luo Chao said: "What's the problem?"

Song Guangfei said: "What about asking Wei Ce to treat us to dinner?"

Li Jian smiled coquettishly and said: "This is secondly, the main thing is that Wei Ze is finally single!"

I sneered and said, "Humph, I thought it was something. Isn't it normal for two people to fall in love?"

Song Guangfei said: "Well, I think this is a very serious issue. Wei Ce, please tell me about your specific feelings about falling in love so that Luo Chao and I can learn from it."

Prior to this, Li Jian claimed that he had been in love since high school, while Song Guangfei and Luo Chao both claimed that they had never had a girlfriend since they were young.

Luo Chao also smiled and said: "Yes, yes, tell me."

I shook my head with a wry smile and said, "Brothers, it's almost half past nine now. If we don't pay the tuition, the finance office will be full of people."

Li Jian nodded and said, "Yeah, let's go, we can continue to interrogate this guy while walking."

Song Guangfei patted his head and said: "Wei Ce, it's all your fault. We insist on waiting for you to arrive before paying the money together. Let's go quickly."

The four of them took their student ID cards, ID cards and bank cards and continued to laugh and curse at each other as they left the dormitory and walked towards the school's office building.

When we arrived at the second floor of the office building, we saw a long line of students waiting to pay fees in the corridor in front of the finance office.

In the eyes of Li Jian, Luo Chao and Song Guangfei, this scene was a crowded scene, but in my eyes, in addition to the heads, I also saw two imps riding on the shoulders of the students.

I shook my head and thought, how could these little girls and boys be so careless and cause such deaths?

On my keychain hangs a soul-locking pot with the appearance of a golden ceramic gourd. Zhao Jing gave it to me last night. She said that as her boyfriend, I have the obligation to help her share some of the burden after I have the ability to catch little ghosts.

workload.

Lingao District happened to be Zhao Jing's area of ​​responsibility. I thought about it and decided to help Zhao Jing clean up the place while I had nothing to do while queuing.

So I said to Li Jian and the other three: "Brother, I have a stomachache. Which of you brought toilet paper?"

Li Jian took out a pack of tissues from his trouser pocket and said, "Lazy people pee a lot, here they are."

I took the pack of heart-to-heart tissues from Li Jian, stuffed it into my trouser pocket, and walked along the corridor, past the queues, towards the toilet.

When I walked to the first girl who was being ridden by a day-and-a-half-old kid, I put my right hand with my palm upward and started to perform the exercises.

The little ghost on her neck was instantly "sucked" into my hand.

After walking another ten meters, I came to another girl who was being ridden by a three-day-old imp.

It seems that these two girls took advantage of their vacation to deal with their "trouble" before reporting back to school.

After catching the two little ghosts in my left hand in the same way, I grabbed the two screaming little ghosts, ran all the way, and quickly entered the men's room.

Entering another toilet cubicle, I held the door with my back, swung my hands to the right, and at the same time "stuffed" the two little devils into the soul-locking pot hanging on my waist.

After finishing my work, I clapped my hands, turned around and locked the door of the toilet cubicle, took my cell phone out of my trouser pocket, took off my pants and squatted on the pit.

While shitting, I dialed Zhao Jing’s cell phone and said in normal Mandarin: “Honey, what are you doing.”

Zhao Jing said seriously on the other end of the phone: "I'm busy in the office."

I raised my eyebrows and said, "Then you have to call me "Kiss, baby, good husband!"

Zhao Jing said: "Old classmate, if you have anything to say, please tell me quickly. I have too many things to do and I don't have time to hang out with you here."

I smiled and said, "Okay, I won't tease you anymore. I just caught two beautiful little ladybugs in our school and put them all into the little gourd you gave me."

Zhao Jing understood immediately and said, "That's it. Thank you. I don't have anything else to do tonight, so I'll treat you to dinner!"

I said: "I don't like to eat, but I like to eat you."
Chapter completed!