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Chapter 58: Insulting

Then, our two souls, me in front and Zhao Jing in the back, walked upstairs.

As soon as I walked out of the glass door, I quickly turned around and covered Zhao Jing's eyes.

Zhao Jing exclaimed: "Oh, husband, what are you doing?"

I said: "Look, there is a man standing on the wall peeing towards us."

Zhao Jing, who originally planned to pull away my right hand, quickly lowered her head, closed her eyes and said angrily: "These people have gone too far!"

After the man zipped up his zipper, I blew a gust of wind with my mind and pushed the man on the wall gently, and he immediately fell back with a "Ah!"

I pulled Zhao Jing and jumped up on the wall, watching five or six middle-aged men on the terrace next door running over to see what was going on.

When the leader, Mr. Wei Fengshui, saw that the person was fine, he laughed and said: "Hahaha, you are such a big man and you can't even pee."

The middle-aged man who fell to the ground said with a horrified look on his face: "Old Wei, a gust of evil wind suddenly blew me down just now. Do you think there is really a ghost next door?"

The man surnamed Wei touched his goatee, looked at the light coming from the glass door of our terrace, and said, "The secret must not be leaked."

Another man shouted: "Oh no, no matter what, we continue to drink, and whoever needs to urinate will continue to pull on the wall."

The man surnamed Wei smiled and said: "Yes, drink more and drink more, I don't believe you can't drive away the ungrateful young couple next door."

The man on the ground got up, patted himself, and said, "Old Wei, you said that the girl of the young couple next door is very beautiful. Should we go over and invite her over for a drink now?"

The man surnamed Wei said: "Well, that's a good idea. Come on, let's go over and knock on the door together. Oops, I need to urinate. I need to urinate first."

After saying that, he climbed up the wall and opened the zipper.

I immediately opened my eyes and prepared to start exerting my strength.

Zhao Jing covered her eyes with one hand and said with the other: "Husband, don't push him yet, let him pee. When the police come, there will be more evidence."

I gave Wei a hard look and said, "Humph, let him continue jumping around for a while."

After urinating, Wei Zhen led the group downstairs of their house.

Zhao Jing and I looked at each other and said, "Let's go to the living room and wait for them."

Returning to my own body in the living room, the doorbell of our house rang.

I pushed Zhao Jing onto the sofa and said, "You call the police first, and I'll open the door and deal with them."

Zhao Jing nodded and took out the mobile phone in her trouser pocket.

I walked to the door and opened the door.

The man surnamed Wei and the other men pushed me away and filed into our house.

I took a step back and opened my hands to stop them, then looked at these middle-aged men smelling of alcohol with a cold face and said, "What are you doing?"

The man surnamed Wei was blushing and said with a lewd smile: "We are having a party next door, and we plan to invite your beautiful lady to come over and have a few drinks together."

I said, "Isn't this a bit too much?"

The man surnamed Wei said: "Huh, you boy seems to have no ability at all and is not worthy of that beauty. You'd better be more sensible, otherwise don't blame us for being rude."

At this time, Zhao Jing walked up to me while holding the phone. At the same time, she said to the phone with a smile on her face: "Yes, yes, yes, police officer, they are trespassing in the house. There are five of them in total. What? It will take ten minutes to get there?"

They are preparing to beat people, I am so scared, oooooooo..."

One of the middle-aged men heard Zhao Jing say this and whispered: "Let's go, the police are coming and it will be a big trouble."

The man surnamed Wei gave Zhao Jing a hard look and said, "Humph, you are lucky today, we will come back another day!"

A few minutes after the gang left, three police officers came to our open door.

Zhao Jing and I saw this and walked to the door. Zhao Jing said to the leading police officer: "Officer, I called the police."

The leading policeman took stock of the situation inside the house, walked in, and said, "Is it the people next door who are making trouble?"

Zhao Jing said: "Yes."

The policeman said: "Let's go find them."

Zhao Jing said: "No need to knock on the door. They are drinking next door to our terrace. They also urinate and throw garbage on our terrace. You will know after you go up and take a look."

The policeman nodded, led two of his men, and followed Zhao Jing and me to the terrace on the second floor of our house.

The leading policeman looked at the garbage on the floor of our terrace and the puddles of water beside the wall. He shook his head, walked to the wall, and shouted to the neighbor next door: "Which of you is the owner of this house?"

Several men who were continuing to drink in the terrace pavilion next door immediately stood up together.

With a smile on his face, the man surnamed Wei walked to the wall, rubbed his hands and said, "Officer, it's me."

The leading police officer said: "Just now your neighbor called the police, saying that you illegally invaded the house and threw garbage and urinated on their terrace. What's going on?"

The man surnamed Wei rolled his eyes, glanced at Zhao Jing and me, and said, "Misunderstandings are all misunderstandings. We invite neighbors to come to our home for dinner and drinks out of politeness."

I sneered and said, "Then how do you explain peeing and throwing garbage into our house?"

The man surnamed Wei said: "How do I know? Maybe you pulled it yourself?"

The policeman leading the team turned to look at one of his men and said, "You, go take photos and collect evidence."

After saying that, he looked at the person named Wei and said, "What's your name?"

The man surnamed Wei shook his head and said, "My name is Wei Ningshan."

The police officer leading the team took a look at the water stains through the light of a lamp I had just turned on outside our terrace, and said: "Wei Ningshan, don't treat us police officers as freeloaders, and don't bully young people. To be objective and fair,

It’s hard to say who threw the garbage, but looking at the puddles of water, it must have come from your side.”

Wei Ningshan said: "Well, it seems so, but it could also be him peeing."

After saying that, he pointed at me.

The policeman leading the team glared and said, "How long have you been drinking here?"

Wei Ningshan said: "Twenty minutes or so."

The police officer leading the team took a look at the pavilion on the terrace opposite and said: "There are wine bottles on the ground, the chicken being grilled, so many skewers, and chicken bones and barbecue bamboo skewers on the ground. Tell me.

It’s only been twenty minutes since it started?”

Wei Ningshan glanced back at the pavilion, turned back and said, "Well, I drank too much. I remembered it wrong. It should have been more than an hour."

The police officer leading the team said: "Look, the urine stain is fresh. It must not have been more than half an hour ago. Do you mean to say that this young man just climbed up the wall in front of you, and then turned around and peed into his own home? And it was several times.
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