Chapter 1382
"I won't sell anymore, I'm closing the stall."
"I have to buy it."
Chen Yang's intention couldn't be more obvious.
"What do you want to buy, Your Excellency?"
The stall owner's thin body wrapped in leather was trembling and angry.
This also involves forced buying and selling.
Chen Yang smiled and said calmly: "I want to buy a mirror that can shave faces, a hat that can turn heads, boots that can break feet, a comb that can cut hair, clothes that can peel skin..."
He counted them all and said coldly: "If you want something like this, come and sell it to me."
The stall owner's eyes became increasingly red.
He was absolutely sure that Chen Yang was here for him, and things couldn't go any better today.
"have!"
The stall owner was eerie.
"Here, give me a recommendation." Chen Yang took out a copper plate and tossed it up and down in his palm, "I want them all."
The stall owner started shaking again.
Still angry.
In other words, he is not in serious business.
Otherwise, if someone holds a copper plate and says he wants it all, he can fight with others.
"Your Majesty, please take a look, this chamber pot is good.
This inkstone is fine.
This belt is pretty good..."
The stall owner actually started to introduce it seriously.
Chen Yang was a little shocked.
He originally thought that with such excitement, the stall owner would fight for his life or run away, but he didn't expect that the stall owner actually wanted to sell him something.
Chen Yang's mind sank into his body and he saw that the reincarnation disk of the heavens was suspended in his sea of consciousness, leisurely and leisurely, as if he didn't feel any stimulation, except that he still took a nap occasionally and couldn't move.
He immediately felt at ease.
Chen Yang knelt down, pointed at the chamber pot and said:
"What is this chamber pot made of? What effect will it have if I pee in it? Will it pee all over me in turn?"
The chamber pot, to be honest, is quite pretty.
Its texture is gray-white, like jade or porcelain, its shape is simple, and there are patterns on it that resemble cracked ice.
He dared to ask, and the stall owner dared to answer:
"This is the skull demon that has been on the mass grave for many years. I took it and polished it for a long time before it was made."
Chen Yang was speechless for a while.
Well, what about ice cracks? Those are the lines on the human skull.
"It was originally easy to cultivate. It gathered the dead bones that others didn't want and became somewhat cultivated."
"That day, there was a gangster who came back from drinking in the middle of the night. He had an urgent need to urinate, so he relieved himself at the mass grave."
"I was just peeing, but in the middle of peeing, the bastard saw the skull with its mouth wide open, swallowing moonlight, and phosphorus fire flying up."
"He was not afraid. He even twisted the man's thing and stuffed it directly into the skull's mouth."
"He was so happy that the skull was half-repaired. He was so humiliated and humiliated that he wandered around the mass graves and went there when he saw someone relieving himself in the mass graves."
When Chen Yang heard this, he was dumbfounded. He had never thought that there could be such a shameless operation.
Did someone really urinate in a mass grave?
And he was smacking it into the mouth of a skull with its mouth wide open?
Who is this?
Chen Yang couldn't help his curiosity and asked: "What did you see? What do you do with the skull? Go over and wait with your mouth wide open."
The stall owner felt tired for a while.
He could no longer maintain his sinister tone.
Be a human being.
Not a son of man.
The stall owner calmed down and continued: "The skull came over, opened its mouth wide, but instead of waiting, he bit into it."
"Hiss~"
Chen Yang took a deep breath.
Cruel enough.
He looked at the chamber pot and said thoughtfully: "In other words, I bought this chamber pot and put it in..."
When Chen Yang said this, he noticed that the chamber pot was shaking and shaking again, like anger and roaring.
Skulls have spirits and cannot be offended.
Chen Yang ignored the previous topic and continued: "Will it bite you?"
Chapter completed!