Chapter 165 Girlfriend? I'll Get You Two
Chapter 165 Girlfriend? I’ll get two back for you
Author: half west wind half sand
Chapter 165 Girlfriend? I’ll get two back for you
"That's not the case, or you can't do it! If you can do it, can Jiang Xue leave? Our family is pretty good now. Every family gives you some money, and they say you can get married in college, but if it doesn't work, get married! Can you still let her go?
What? It’s not just me as an old aunt saying that, as a man, you have to be a bit bloody, and you can do things well, right?"
Mrs. Xu's unique duck voice made her very uncomfortable to listen to. Wang Jue looked at Ji Donglai, and the other two cousins also frowned at this time.
During the Chinese New Year, if you see the old people making trouble, it's obviously not the case, and it's hard for the young people to say anything.
Ji Heng was chatting with another girl, and when he heard this, his eyes started to look bad.
Ning Caiyun was very worried about Ji Donglai's bad temper and making the whole family unhappy during the Chinese New Year. He kept winking at Ji Donglai. Ji Donglai flattened his mouth and felt very unhappy in his heart. He rolled his eyes.
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"Oh my god, she is studded with diamonds. Is she worth serving her like this? My own mother and grandparents have never been so sad to serve her. Besides, how good is she? If foreigners like her, it proves that she is good.
That’s incredible? Not necessarily! Panjiayuan, foreigners specialize in buying Chinese urinals!”
"I have to steal my love from a foreigner, and then take it home and use it as a rice cooker? A urinal is always a urinal, even if it's decorated with gold rims, it's the same thing!"
Ji Donglai's mouth has always been unforgiving. Today, he said it with his arms around him, but everyone could hear the irony in his words.
Several cousins and aunts couldn't stop laughing, especially Wang Jue, who pointed at Ji Donglai and cursed loudly.
"Jiang Xue heard you say she was a urinal, but she still didn't fight you. Geez, you have such a bad mouth! I'll find trouble with you later if I can't eat... By the way, Donglai lost just now. We
Let’s eat KFC later. Come treat me to Dong!”
Seeing that Ji Zhong was obviously targeting Ji Donglai, Wang Jue pushed the mahjong directly, and several cousins responded immediately, especially after eating one or two KFC meals, they were all eager to try it.
"What a shame, I lost a total of two dollars. Good guy, I'm so young, I'm going to die..."
Pushed out by Wang Jue and others, Ji Donglai started the car. A group of young men no longer interfered with the old man's affairs. Ji Zhong lacked targets in the house. At this time, he felt depressed and wanted to say something, but Ji Heng said something.
Leave it there.
On New Year's Day, KFC was only partially open. Ji Donglai drove for a long time before finding a store, and rushed in with a group of young men.
KFC was still fashionable these days, and many people had the same idea as Ji Donglai and his cousins, especially young people with children. A few of them struggled to find a table.
"I forgot, my company has a bunch of coupons, you guys have a seat here, I'll be right back!"
Ji Donglai suddenly remembered that someone gave him a lot of coupons last time and hurried back to the company. When he came back, a group of people had already eaten.
"I'm going, why don't you say wait for me?"
Looking at the coupon in his hand, Ji Donglai rolled his eyes.
"Your classmate paid for it, and it didn't cost you any money, so that's it!"
Wang Jue had fried chicken and hamburgers in front of him. He pointed to the table in the distance. Ji Donglai simply put the coupons on the table, which were divided among his cousins in minutes.
"Hello... yo, Hu Lijuan? You've had plastic surgery, I'll choke you!"
Ji Donglai only looked at the side of the other party's face, but when he greeted Hu Lijuan, he turned his head and Ji Donglai's mouth opened wide. At this time, Hu Lijuan's big face had become smaller and her figure was slimmer.
My hair has been straightened, my skin has become whiter, and my eyelashes have become much longer.
"Can you talk? Eat KFC and swiss. Do you have any coupons? Give me some!"
Looking at Ji Donglai's performance, Hu Lijuan was not surprised at all. She patted the seat next to her and Ji Donglai sat down.
Opposite Hu Lijuan is also a beautiful woman, but the difference is that she is a typical southern girl, petite in stature, and looks at people with eyes that are unique to southern girls, unlike Hu Lijuan who is bold and straightforward.
"I happen to have some left, I'll give them to you! I thought you wouldn't come back for the New Year. If I had known, we would have gone to play with you. How did you become like this this year? Is it easy to grow all that meat on your body? You are so
do not cherish……"
Facing Hu Lijuan, Ji Donglai was still the little brother who kept his mouth shut. At first, the girl opposite didn't think anything of it.
But when I heard Ji Donglai's pure northern accent and what Ji Donglai said about Hu Lijuan, I couldn't help but cover my mouth and laugh.
"Can you speak? This girl is naturally beautiful like this. In the past, she just had no time to exercise. Do you understand? In love, you like fat people. I wish you will find a wife of two hundred pounds in the future..."
"That was after I was pregnant with quintuplets!"
"Big pie face!"
"Pregnant women are like this, it's okay, you will be the same when the time comes..."
"Quack quack..."
Yang Xue, Hu Lijuan's classmate, finally couldn't help it anymore and almost laughed while lying on the table. Only then did Ji Donglai and Hu Lijuan stop quarreling with each other.
"Are those your relatives over there? Is this a party?"
Hu Lijuan gave a brief introduction to Ji Donglai and Yang Xue, and then pointed to Wang Jue and his gang.
"Yes, it's my family gathering. Beauty Yang Xue, have you ever attended a family gathering in the north? Let me show you. I have a large family. My grandfather has six children. I led the younger ones out! There is also a group at home.
Old man, let’s go!”
Seeing that Hu Lijuan had finally transformed, Ji Donglai hurriedly extended an invitation to the two of them.
Yang Xue is an authentic southerner and is full of curiosity about everything in the north. Hu Lijuan was coerced by Ji Donglai and returned to Ji Donglai's home two hours later with Wang Jue and a group of young people.
It was dinner time at this time, and the food at home was on the table.
"Hey, all of you belong to Liu Bei? I came back after dinner was ready, but I couldn't find you when I was working... Who are these two?"
Ji Donglai's aunt looked at the group of children entering the house in large numbers, started to ridicule a few children, and urged everyone to come in and warm themselves by the fire. She accidentally saw Yang Xue and Hu Lijuan, and her eyes didn't light up. They were with Ji Donglai.
They came in side by side from the east.
"This is Hu Lijuan, a classmate from Donglai, and that is Yang Xue, Hu Lijuan's classmate. We just met at KFC. Auntie, your classmate from Donglai is here!"
Drinks were being served on the table, and Wang Jue hurried over to help.
When Ning Caiyun heard that classmate Ji Donglai had arrived, he immediately came out and looked at Hu Lijuan and Yang Xue with a smile on his face. Just now Ji Donglai was squeezed out by Ji Zhong, and now he immediately brought back two beauties. This is called
What? A slap in the face from reality.
"Quick, sit down with the kid. This kid looks really like that Xiao Hu..."
"What do you mean, this is Hu Lijuan! I said she is a fairy and can change..."
"screw you!"
Chapter completed!