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Chapter 96: Non-pigs(1/2)

"Hahaha, you are so stupid. I have been plotting against you. If I want to blame you, I blame you for being too carefree!" Shi Huicong also laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

Feng Xiaofeng continued to act, clenched his fists, and said angrily, "You two teamed up to lie to me, and I will kill you!"

Wang Xiaotian and Shi Hui quickly exited the guest room, and the thugs behind them swarmed in and looked at Feng Xiaofeng coldly.

"These two idiots not only invited me to dinner for nothing, but also gave me a healthy beauty. It's too late for me to thank them, so I'd better not do anything!" Feng Xiaofeng felt secretly happy.

Thinking of this, Feng Xiaofeng held back her laughter and pretended to be desperate and helpless. She walked out of the guest room dejectedly and grabbed Wang Xiaotian's hand. With a sad face, she asked knowingly, "Is AIDS contagious?"

"Guess--!" Wang Xiaotian laughed unbridled.

"Yes!" Feng Xiaofeng said sadly.

"Congratulations, you guessed it right!" Shi Huicong echoed.

"Oh my God, what did I do wrong!" Feng Xiaofeng cried exaggeratedly.

"Hahaha! I'm so happy today!" Wang Xiaotian looked at Shi Huicong, "Let's go drink and celebrate!"

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Late at night, Wang Xiaotian and Shi Huicong put their arms around each other's necks and came out of the bar drunk.

"Brother Tian, ​​that boy Feng Xiaofeng is so easy to deceive. Now he is infected by that girl and he is doomed, haha!" Shi Huicong laughed wildly with pride, and then burped violently.

"Yes, he is finished. Anyone who goes against me, Wang Xiaotian, will die miserably! Hahaha!" Wang Xiaotian also laughed unscrupulously.

While the two were talking, an afterimage flashed and spun around the two of them several times.

Wang Xiaotian and Shi Huicong felt dizzy and had an urge to vomit, and then they both fainted and fell to the ground unconscious.

It's dawn.

In the pig pen of a certain pig farm.

Wang Xiaotian and Shi Huicong each held an old sow and slept soundly.

The two old sows seemed to have been tampered with and actually fell asleep.

The other pig brothers and sisters in the pig pen all looked at these two non-pig uninvited guests with curiosity.

Probably the two sows that Wang Xiaotian and Shi Huicong hugged were the "sweetheart pigs" of two boars. The two boars walked over and peed on Wang Xiaotian and Shi Huicong.

In their sleep, Wang Xiaotian and Shi Huicong dreamed that it was raining.

Wang Xiaotian was still talking in his sleep. It was thundering and raining. He hurried home to collect his clothes.

"Hang Chi Chi!" The two boars made strange sounds in the ears of Wang Xiaotian and Shi Huicong.

Finally, Wang Xiaotian and Shi Huicong opened their eyes.

"ah--!"

"ah--!"

The two screamed in unison, with expressions of surprise, fear and disbelief on their faces.

At the same time, the two people bounced off the two old sows like an electric shock. It happened that the two old sows were also awakened, and they suddenly found two strange humans. They were frightened and stood up suddenly. They panicked and fled around the pig pen.

The old man and the sow knocked Wang Xiaotian and Shi Huicong into the pig pen.

The breeder came over after hearing the news. When he saw Wang Xiaotian and Shi Huicong's embarrassed appearance, he was stunned for a moment in disbelief. Then he laughed so hard that he couldn't stand up straight. He took out his mobile phone and quickly took pictures.

Wang Xiaotian and Shi Huicong got up from the smelly pigsty, hugging their heads and crying in aggrievedness, "Woo hoo, what kind of god damn thing did this, woo woo!"

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After taking a shower in the pig farm keepers' dormitory and borrowing some clothes from them, Wang Xiaotian and Shi Huicong left the pig farm.

"Brother Tian, ​​who do you think is responsible? Could it be Feng Xiaofeng taking revenge on us?" Shi Huicong speculated as he walked out of the pig farm gate.

"It's not him! The afterimage last night was too fast. Feng Xiaofeng doesn't have that ability. It must have been the guy who everyone turned into a superhero!" Wang Xiao said anxiously.

Then, Wang Xiaotian clenched his fist again and cursed, "You idiot, what a superhero, I must take revenge, take revenge!"

"Yes, what kind of superhero is he? He is a rotten person! He has caused us misery!" After saying this, Shi Huicong even shed tears of grievance.

When Wang Xiaotian and Shi Huicong arrived at the school, Feng Xiaofeng had been waiting at the school gate for a long time.

At this time, morning reading has begun, and the voices of students in the teaching building can be vaguely heard.

"Hey, two handsome guys, how do you feel? Is the old sow gentle to you?" Feng Xiaofeng walked out of the security room with a smirk on his face.

Wang Xiaotian and Shi Huicong were stunned.

"What? Are you still thinking about the warmth of the old sow?" Feng Xiaofeng smiled.

"The paralysis is caused by you and that bird superhero?!" Wang Xiao was so angry that he pointed at Feng Xiaofeng and asked.

"Hey, so what if it is, so what if it isn't? Anyway, you can't beat me, oh, by the way, and your master, huh? No, no, no, the news said that the old man of Magic Spirit Film and Television Media Group has disappeared, I'm sorry.

, your master can't help you!" Feng Xiaofeng deliberately provoked Wang Xiaotian.

Wang Xiaotian clenched his fists and wanted to take action, but he was afraid that he would suffer in front of Feng Xiaofeng.

Shi Huicong grabbed Wang Xiaotian's arm and reminded, "Brother Tian, ​​don't be fooled, he is deliberately irritating us!" As he said, he looked at Feng Xiaofeng again, barely pretending to be proud, "Feng Xiaofeng, don't forget

Yes, you have also suffered miserably from us. If you are infected with that disease, your life will be worse than death!"

"Ah? Yes, I'm so scared!" Feng Xiaofeng deliberately pretended to be scared to tease Shi Huicong.

Shi Huicong really thought Feng Xiaofeng was scared, so he smiled proudly.

"You are laughing at your paralyzing laughter!" Feng Xiaofeng kicked Shi Huicong flying and knocked him to the ground.

Shi Huicong got up from the ground aggrievedly, looked at Feng Xiaofeng with horrified eyes, and did not dare to say another word.

"Feng Xiaofeng, I will fight with you today!" Wang Xiaotian raised his fist and hit Feng Xiaofeng.

Feng Xiaofeng had already installed the grappling fighting technique in the Kung Fu menu. He quickly grabbed the wrist that Wang Xiaotian was punching, twisted it hard, twisted his arm to his back, and then kicked him on the butt.

Wang Xiaotian threw himself to the ground and fell into a trap.

Wang Xiaotian was unwilling to give in. He pressed his palms hard on the ground, jumped into the air, used his chain legs in mid-air, and pinched Feng Xiaofeng's neck.

Feng Xiaofeng quickly grabbed his ankles again. Wang Xiaotian was shocked and was busy trying to keep his body parallel to the ground in mid-air.

"Wang Xiaotian, you might as well learn from the frog!" Feng Xiaofeng said, grabbing his two ankles with both hands and turning Wang Xiaotian on his back.

Wang Xiaotian couldn't hold on anymore and stood upside down with his upper body standing on his head, supporting the ground with his two palms.

Wang Xiaotian's legs were still held by Feng Xiaofeng; Feng Xiaofeng rushed forward, and Wang Xiaotian had to hold his hands on the ground and was forced to move forward.

"Feng Xiaofeng, you are so despicable, you have the guts to let go of my legs!" Wang Xiaotian still refused to give in.

"Oh, you are still so tough, okay, I have to speed up! Thank you for your hard work!" Feng Xiaofeng grabbed both ankles and pushed forward quickly.

Wang Xiaotian had to quickly pull forward with his two palms, his face turned red from holding back.

"Hey, turn left, turn right, turn, go backwards!" Feng Xiaofeng operated Wang Xiaotian as if he was driving.

After a while, Wang Xiaotian was panting from exhaustion and sweating profusely.

"Okay, you're tired too. I'm actually a very kind person, so I'll let you go!" Feng Xiaofeng finally let go of Wang Xiaotian's ankles, turned around and left with a smile.

Wang Xiaotian showed hatred in his eyes, got up from the ground, and silently swung his fist towards Feng Xiaofeng's back.

"Kill him!" Shi Huicong thought proudly.

"Go to hell!" Feng Xiaofeng did not turn around, but suddenly raised his right leg, over his own head, and kicked him behind.

Feng Xiaofeng just happened to kick Wang Xiaotian on the forehead, knocking him to the ground. He staggered and fell to the ground.

Wang Xiaotian looked frustrated and at the same time felt extremely aggrieved.

He had always bullied others with flying colors, but now he was being taught a lesson by Feng Xiaofeng several times. How could he feel so embarrassed?

I don’t know when Feng Xiaofeng became so powerful. Could it be that he learned this skill from the bird superhero?

Wang Xiaotian was unwilling to give in and felt extremely aggrieved, thus establishing his determination to practice the Pork Chop Magic Skill.

"Feng Xiaofeng, let's wait and see. It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge. Sooner or later I will defeat you myself!" Wang Xiaotian said weakly, almost crying.

"Okay, I'll wait for you and be with you anytime!" Feng Xiaofeng shrugged.

The security guard on duty in the security room was stunned when he saw Feng Xiaofeng beating Wang Xiaotian. He actually had good kung fu!

Shi Huicong helped Wang Xiaotian up and walked toward the school step by step.

Now Shi Huicong has also lost confidence in going to the class teacher to report Feng Xiaofeng's situation.

Feng Xiaofeng had good grades, and the class teacher promised to deal with it, but he refused to take action.

Shi Huicong helped Wang Xiaotian to the classroom of Class 2, Grade 3, and Feng Xiaofeng walked in at the same time.

The voices of the students endorsing their endorsements suddenly stopped.

"Xiaotian, what's wrong with you?" Mu Meiting put down her English textbook and asked with concern.

Wang Xiaotian said nothing, took away Xiaopang's hand and walked towards the seat.
To be continued...
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