002, Can I be a security guard?
Southwest Associated University is a well-known key university in China. Liu Shuang stood at the school gate and took a deep breath intoxicated. Was he breathing in the strong cultural atmosphere of this university? Ahem, of course not, he was in
Breathing the strong youthful atmosphere here and looking at the cool beauties coming in and out one by one, Liu Shuang felt so happy. He glanced around and suddenly stopped at a small house on the right side of the school gate - looking for security guards!
Liu Shuang took three steps at a time and rushed to the recruitment advertisement. The requirements were: male, under 45 years old, with good facial features, no bad records, and veterans were given priority.
Touching his cheek, Liu Shuang smiled, a very mean smile, he met all these conditions! It really takes no effort to get through the iron shoes and find no place, work is all that matters! Regardless of whether others want it or not, Liu Shuang should do it himself first
Apply for yourself!
After knocking on the small house, Liu Shuang walked in. Inside, three or five security guards wearing big-brimmed hats were sitting together chatting. When they saw Liu Shuang coming in, they all stopped and looked at Liu Shuang up and down.
One of the security guards, who looked very old, spoke first: "Excuse me, what are you here for?"
"I'm here to apply for a job as a security guard! I saw your conditions and I meet them all." As he said this, Liu Shuang pulled up a stool and sat down, crossing his legs out of habit.
"Applying for a security guard job?" A chubby security guard held a cup of tea in his hand and continued. He pushed the old security guard aside and sat down at a desk. He took a sip of tea and drank it twice.
He opened his mouth and said, "Tell me what you know?"
What will happen? What will happen? This is a bit embarrassing. It’s better not to say that I can kill people! If I say this, I will be regarded as a lunatic, or I will be regarded as a lunatic!
"I have learned Sanda!" Liu Shuang had an idea. He had never learned Sanda, but his martial arts should be pretty good!
"Sanda? How do you prove it? Come and punch me twice and let me see." The fat security guard lit another cigarette for himself. Liu Shuang glanced at it. Damn it, Yellow Crane Tower! The salary of this security guard is so high now.
Got it? It seems like I came to the right place. With this job, I can at least smoke Yellow Crane Tower every day.
Liu Shuang looked at the small security room. What the hell! He kicked someone in the face as soon as he stretched out his legs. He was not an expert at first glance. He stood up and walked out of the door without saying anything.
The fat man was stunned for a moment, then sneered and said to the others: "Look, it's another one who got through. Fortunately, I'm an expert here. Otherwise, we would have relied on you, the Southwest Associated University, a key university in the country.
Collect some of them...”
Before he finished speaking, Liu Shuang came in carrying two bricks. I don’t know where he found this thing. "This place is too small to use it, so I just used it!"
Dear readers, take note!"
Liu Shuang put two bricks together on the floor. The security guards stood up in a circle and stretched their necks to watch Liu Shuang's performance. Liu Shuang was not prepared to punch them down, and a piece of powder flew away.
Getting up, he blew his fists in a self-conscious manner, raised his eyebrows and looked at the security guard with his mouth wide open.
"How is it? Is it up to standard?" This is still a situation where he is holding back his strength. If he exerts his full strength, there will be a hole in the floor!
All the security guards gave thumbs up. The fat security guard looked embarrassed. He coughed and said: "Well, you do have the ability, but you also saw that in our application conditions, you are under 45 years old.
But I think your age should be more than 45, right?"
45? Are you mistaken? He is still a 23-year-old young man! "Sorry, I am 23 years old, and I am still far from 45!" How could Liu Shuang, a veteran who has been in the world for more than ten years, see this?
There is no doubt that the fat man is deliberately making things difficult for him, but there is no need for him to be as knowledgeable as such a small person. Anyone who wants him to take action has only one result - death!
What else did the fat man want to say? The middle-aged man who spoke first waved his hand and said, "You are hired. You will officially report at eight o'clock tomorrow morning. I am the security director and I have the final say!"
The fat man who co-wrote was just trying to make a big show out of a tiger! Well, I finally got the job. I shook hands with the security director meaningfully, said "I'd like to take care of you", then turned around and walked out.
When we came out, the originally sunny sky was suddenly covered with a layer of haze. The weather in May always changes at a moment's notice. This weather was very similar to the weather on that day a long time ago.
I have been hanging around in this city for a while. Thinking about it, ah! I said I didn’t want to use it... It’s just that in such weather, he always thought of that day inadvertently! Originally, he was also a serious person.
He is a good young man, but he always has to experience some unusual things in life. He originally had a small nest in this city, but now he has gloriously become a proletarian, with no house, no car and no job. Oh, that's wrong.
I finally have a job!
Clenching his fists, a rare trace of perseverance and cruelty appeared in Liu Shuang's wretched eyes. I will definitely return it that day.
He returned to the small basement where he lived and turned on the old computer from an unknown era. He bought this one at a flea market for 500 yuan. He usually visited the killer site. Now that he has money, he took this one in.
It's time to leave the basement where he's been for months.
After logging into a well-known dating website in the city and browsing, Liu Shuang noticed the rental information of a seaside villa and called immediately. The monthly rent was 5,000! It was so expensive. Liu Shuang felt really sick, but the basement was dark.
Chapter completed!