026 Deliberately embarrassing
"Such a shocking room..." Lin Ruge leaned forward and looked inside, and Pu Yafu was filled with joy. "It must have been decorated by the King of Southern Xinjiang himself."
Li Xian was a little angry. He didn't know what the Prime Minister was doing. Seeing being bullied like this, he could still smile like a flower! It can be seen that the scholar is really boneless. If it were him, he would definitely knock this Puya Fu down with one kick.
Kick him into the room, then return to declare war.
Lin Ruge on the other end was still full of praise, and Pu Yafu on the side gradually lowered his guard, saying that the Prime Minister had never experienced such an embarrassing scene.
"It turns out that Southern Xinjiang uses this etiquette to welcome friends." Lin Ruge suddenly realized.
"Isn't that right?" Pu Yafu was extremely proud at this time, and he praised, "Our King of Nanjiang has spent a lot of effort to prepare this room. The King of Nanjiang said that to welcome distinguished guests, we must use this highest-level room.
etiquette."
"Oh, the highest level." Lin Ruge chuckled, reaching out and patting the wall, "It's a pity that we are not VIPs from afar, so we don't dare to stay in such a high-level room-"
Why was the atmosphere a little weird? Pu Yafu didn't react for a moment, only seeing Ouyang Yi laughing there.
"So, since it was arranged by the King of Nanjiang himself, let him live in it." Lin Ruge turned around and patted Li Xian on the shoulder, raised an eyebrow and smiled, "I heard that the King of Nanjiang is only five feet tall, so he is about the same
Suitable for a house of this size.”
This time Li Xian also laughed and echoed, "Yes, yes, we are too tall and this room cannot accommodate us. The King of Nanjiang worked so hard, so he must be reluctant to let us break the wall to live in.
"
Pu Yafu didn't expect the situation to turn around. Even though he was usually very sharp-tongued, he couldn't think of anything to say in reply at this time.
There was sweat on his forehead, dripping down along the winding lines of his skin.
Li Xian spoke angrily again, not giving any face to the person who saved him from the fire and water.
"Hey, is it really hot, Ambassador? You're sweating like this before it's summer! Hey, it's not because of kidney deficiency. Men with kidney deficiency... don't dare to touch so many flowers and plants."
Lin Ruge felt that these words were a bit harsh and turned away from listening.
Ouyang Yi looked at Lin Ruge carefully and still thought her little awkwardness was very cute.
Someone who had been hiding in the dark finally couldn't bear it anymore, but he couldn't show that he had been eavesdropping, so he coughed first, then opened the door and walked in.
"Who said that I am no more than five feet tall?"
Lin Ruge felt his back stiffen, and the next moment he turned around with a smile on his face, "It turns out that the king of Southern Xinjiang is here. I guess... there is some misunderstanding between us."
"What misunderstanding?" The man had already walked up to him.
Lin Ruge slowly raised his eyes and looked at the person in front of him from top to bottom. His light yellow headband was inlaid with many dark green turquoise and crimson agate, and he was wearing a leopard skin robe unique to southern Xinjiang.
Wearing a milky white wide belt, it is inlaid with many gold and silver decorations, and the golden and white thorns make people dizzy.
His facial features are profound and clear, and he exudes a noble and leisurely aura. In this dull room, he looks reserved but unpredictable. He is smiling, but this smile does not make him approachable in the slightest.
"King of Southern Xinjiang, my subordinate did something wrong." Pu Yafu had already reacted first. Instead of making everyone look bad, it would be better to take all the blame on himself, "My subordinate mistakenly took this house as a reserve."
It’s the room of the envoy of the Northern Zhou Dynasty.”
"You know it's wrong, why don't you change it quickly!" Qiu Yu shouted angrily.
Then he greeted me with a smile on his face, "The Prime Minister is here, please. Today my subordinate did something bad, which has upset the Prime Minister. The lonely king will hold a banquet at Shuang Pavilion tonight to apologize to the Prime Minister and the two generals."
Li Xian's face was raised high - now you want to curry favor with me? No way! What have you been doing so long ago!
Ouyang Yi now looked at Lin Ruge with admiration. A rough man like him couldn't think of such a way to return from humiliation, and he didn't have the patience to do it. But if he chose to use his more simple and crude method, it is estimated that this holy witch is
No more invitations.
Lin Ruge chuckled, which was the unique pride of a superior person.
This time, accompanied by Qiu Yu, he changed to a more normal room, which was still the same suite as before. Lin Ruge was worried about the allocation of beds.
just in case……
"Vice General Li and I are rough guys, so just sleep outside." Ouyang Yi suddenly said.
Lin Ruge glanced at Ouyang gratefully and did not refuse. If she really turned down the good opportunity to sleep alone, she would have no place to cry.
To Shuang Pavilion.
The dinner party had not yet started, and the guests and hosts were already seated. Accompanying them were several important ministers from southern Xinjiang, sitting under Lin Ruge and Ouyang Yi respectively. It was just that Li Xian took pity on him and was left in the room, euphemistically called Chariot and Horse.
He was tired and needed a rest. In fact, Ouyang Yi knew that Lin Ruge was afraid that he would talk nonsense after drinking too much.
To be honest, he was also afraid, but he didn't want to be the villain in Li Xian's heart.
After all, we are colleagues, and we will not see each other when we raise our heads from now on, lest anyone feel uncomfortable.
"This is Ruyi Hibiscus Roll." Qiu Yu smiled and divided the dish into two and handed it to Lin Ruge and Ouyang Yi's tables respectively. "This is goose fat duck cake, this is Yuzhan Begonia, and this is cold bean paste."
cake……"
Lin Ruge finally vindicated Qiu Yu in her heart. Fortunately, they all wrote about food from the Central Plains. If she had been served dairy products special to southern Xinjiang, she would have vomited.
Just as he was thinking about it, Qiu Yu brought a large glass of something swaying to Lin Ruge's table, "This is goat milk."
Lin Ruge, "..."
Qiu Yu smiled again and said, "The lonely king has offended many people today, so I am going to apologize to the Prime Minister with this cup of goat's milk, and I hope that the Prime Minister will forgive me." After saying that, he drank the goat's milk in one gulp and continued to demonstrate.
Xiang Lin Ruge showed the bottom of the cup.
Drink? What if you spit it out after drinking? Lin Ruge frowned and looked at the large glass of milky white stuff, a little confused. Don't drink? If you don't drink, you are in someone else's hands. If someone says you look down on others, what will you do?
explain?
"Why, the Prime Minister of the State looks down on me in Southern Xinjiang?" Qiu Yu had a look of anger on his face.
"Don't dare." Lin Ruge apologized, picked up the cup, held her nose and drank it all in one gulp. She also showed the bottom of the cup to Qiu Yu in a pretentious manner, but did not say anything, for fear that if she spoke, the fishy sweetness would come out of her throat.
will pop up.
"Okay!" Qiu Yu clapped his hands and said with a smile, "It is said that the people of the Central Plains are not used to drinking this goat's milk. Seeing the Prime Minister so happily today can be regarded as correcting the image of the Central Plains people as cowardly in the heart of the lonely king. Prime Minister, you and I will have another drink.
?”
"..." Lin Ruge watched helplessly as Qiu Yu took two more cups of goat's milk from the palace slave in his hand, and she wanted to die.
What is she trying to do... If I had known it, I wouldn't have drank it.
Chapter completed!