Early the next morning.

Lin Fan didn't sleep all night and returned early to the northern camp that was just set up yesterday.

It's true that my three waists are a bit too big, and I have nowhere to vent my passion. I spent the whole night face to face with Mr. Zhang.

In the conference room, Mr. Zhang was sitting farthest away from Lin Fan. His face was ugly. When he looked at Lin Fan, he seemed to remember something again. He shuddered subconsciously and moved further away from Lin Fan.

Moved the chair.

Xingye looked at the two of them and asked curiously: "What's wrong? Did you quarrel?"

"No, did you sleep well last night?" Mr. Zhang said angrily.

"Okay." Xingye replied, "I fell asleep as soon as I lay down. What about you?"

Zhang Lao sighed: "Lin Fan didn't sleep all night. I didn't dare to sleep either."

"Why?" Xingye became more and more curious.

"It's not because of you."

"I?"

"When Lin Fan doesn't have the forbidden items anymore, you'll know what's going on." Mr. Zhang sneered, which made Xingye laugh in his heart.

After laughing, Mr. Zhang sighed in fear: "Fortunately, I woke up in time... It was too dangerous. Old man, I am already old and almost destroyed."

starry night:"???"

In the conference room, the gods of Daxia returned one after another.

"You're all back?" Lin Fan said: "Everyone had a rest last night, have you relaxed enough?"

Everyone nodded: "Yes."

Lin Fan originally wanted to get down to business right away, but the first time he saw everyone, he couldn't help but think of Dao Wanqian reciting mantras on the high platform, the Blood Demon King Hu leading people to boxing, the abbot's Buddha light atmosphere lamp, and so on.

Zilu's The Analects of Confucius rap.

Actually everything is fine.

Only when he saw the First Emperor and thought of the First Emperor singing and dancing rap on the high platform, Lin Fan couldn't hold back.

After deliberation for a long time, Lin Fan tentatively asked the First Emperor: "Last night, I seemed to have seen someone pretending to be you leading the dance at the Daqin Nightclub..."

"That's Gu." The First Emperor frowned and said, "Since you saw it, why didn't you say hello to Gu?"

Lin Fan: "..."

It's really you...

The majestic emperor of the ages, you also have that side!

He also said hello, you are singing and dancing rap over there, do I dare to get close to you? I feel embarrassed even knowing you!

Ying Zheng, have you forgotten that you are the emperor of the ages? Have you forgotten the way you sit on the dragon throne, the nine dragons roar, and fight against the gods?

Lin Fan struggled for a long time, but decided to tell the truth, organized his words, and said in a surprised tone: "It's really you, Brother Zheng. I really didn't recognize you. After all, you are the emperor of the ages. I don't think you can do it in front of so many people."

Take the lead in singing and dancing..."

"We are talking about being the only emperor for eternity, so you have to pay attention to your identity! Brother Zheng, don't you think so?"

Listening to Lin Fan's meaningful words, the First Emperor frowned slightly and said in a cold voice: "What do you mean? One emperor through the ages, can't dance anymore? I haven't woken up for thousands of years, so I can't drink some of the fine wine in Daxia now?"

"That's right!" Bai Qi gritted his teeth and said, "My king has been fighting for so many years, and he still can't enjoy it anymore?"

Meng Tian, ​​who was wearing heavy armor, also buzzed and said: "What's wrong with dancing? Do you lose your identity? Let me tell you, this is a blessing for the people. Your Majesty personally comes to the stage to have fun with the people, drink and dance, what a face it is!"

Lin Fan: "..."

Although I really couldn't accept the scene of the First Emperor wearing a dragon robe and singing and dancing rap, but after hearing what the two said, it seemed like it was nothing, so I had to say: "Okay."

"Commander-in-Chief, you are making a fuss out of a molehill." Shang Weitian also explained: "The people need to relax, the soldiers need to relax, and the gods of Daxia also need to relax."

"It's better to go dancing at a nightclub than to rest idle and restore the Qin Empire."

"It doesn't break the law, it can stimulate consumption, and it can bring joy to the people."

"To be honest, this suggestion was given to the First Emperor by me. Now those nightclubs that want His Majesty to go to the acupoints have to pay high business expenses as military expenses. Some nightclubs even give us some shares, just to allow our ancestors to have

Go more often when it’s free.”

"In other words, these are the returning ancestors selling their lust to earn military expenses for the soldiers!"

"The common people like this kind of entertainment very much, and so do our ancestors. We can also earn military expenses. This is a win-win-win situation! To be honest, I am also planning to open a massage club for the Dajihu tribe."

"Moreover, it is similar to military training. The ancestors personally led the people to practice. The people worked all day and relaxed at night. They roared a few times with the ancestors, formed a formation to vent, relaxed and vented their stress, and then

Wouldn’t it be nice to improve your strength?”

"As for taking into account his identity, there is actually nothing to be particular about. In addition to performing acupuncture at night shows, the First Emperor also leads groups to the First Emperor's Mausoleum every now and then to burn incense and explain the layout of the First Emperor's Mausoleum. The number of tourists has now increased hundreds of times, and it is crowded every day.

Man! The other ancestors are also the same. The Bull Demon King has now obtained a guide certificate for the Flaming Mountains, and has even started to bring grapes from the Flaming Mountains, and the effect is also very good."

Having said this, Shang Weitian looked at Lin Fan tentatively and said: "Of course, Commander-in-Chief, you can't be idle either. I will turn around and prepare to open a Shura bathing center for you. After all, the Poseidon you control is the main god of the ocean.

Bathing centers and bathing beaches are all professional counterparts."

Lin Fan: "...Here, I am the commander-in-chief of Daxia."

"Haha, you know, I thought you had forgotten, and you are still saying here that the gods of Daxia don't care about their status. Didn't you go out to play quite a lot last night?" Shang Weitian threw out a thick stack of

Tabloid.

Tabloid headline "Two rooms for three people, Commander Lin's strange hobby"

"The secrets that have to be told among the gods of Daxia"

"The eighteen-year-old boy eats three big kidneys and the sixty-year-old man screams in the middle of the night. Is this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?"

"Abandoning a young girl like a flower, only to scream in agony for a sixty-year-old man, is this true love?"

"The commander-in-chief uses his power to dominate others, but he actually unspoken rules for a sixty-year-old man"

"What is this?" Xingye looked curiously, and the other gods of Daxia also stared at this shocking title with wide eyes.

"Oh." The First Emperor was stunned: "This is more exciting than playing alone."

Mr. Zhang sighed: "I promised to keep it a secret...sigh."

Lin Fan quickly pulled them over and put them all into the space ring: "Nothing!"

Mr. Zhang again thought of the hand that reached into the bed in the darkness. Old Juhua trembled suddenly and huddled in the corner, as if he had been greatly wronged.

"Could it be that you..." Situ Hong's eyes widened in disbelief.

Lin Fan quickly said: "No, please listen to my explanation!"

"No need to explain, I don't want to hear your explanation either." Shang Weitian said helplessly: "In short, just don't go out to get a room in the future. Isn't the dormitory enough for you to perform?"

"Don't worry, all these newspapers have been bought by our officials and have not been circulated. Otherwise, the gods of Daxia will be embarrassed this time."

"Be careful when doing things in the future. I understand people like you. As long as it's true love, gender and age don't matter. The officials are also very tolerant and they always turn a blind eye." Shang Weitian said here and continued.

He said: "But you have to pay for these newspapers yourself. It's not much, just one year's salary."

Everyone's eyes became more and more weird, and Blood Demon King Hu and Bai Qi even laughed obscenely. Gongshu Mingze seemed to have some realization: "No wonder Commander-in-Chief you don't want me to help you upgrade to a steel body... This function is indeed

It’s hard to replace.”

Lin Fan: "..."

"Ahem." Lin Fan changed the subject and said, "Great Sage, have you gone to Huaguo Mountain?"

"I went, the construction was very good." The Great Sage nodded, with a strange look on his face: "But I only stayed there for an hour."

Lin Fan was stunned: "Why?"

"Hey," the Bull Demon King said, "The monkey originally wanted to see how his disciples and grandchildren were doing, but it turned out that there were not many monkeys left in the entire Huaguo Mountain."

"The monkey was so frightened at the time that it thought the monkey group had been wiped out during his absence."

"Then what?" Lin Fan felt nervous, fearing that the Great Sage would be impulsive.

The Bull Demon King said calmly: "What can I do next? I took him to the zoo down the mountain to buy a ticket to see the monkeys. I chatted with the monkeys all night, and I even scratched each other's lice with a few female monkeys."

The great sage also smiled: "Thank you very much. Those disciples and grandchildren have been taken care of so that they have shiny hair and are smart. They no longer need to go out to find food. Fresh fruits are delivered to their doorsteps every day, vaccinations are provided, and medicines are given when they are sick."

"If it hadn't been for your human race to take care of them now, in these thousand years, the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain would have been wiped out by other monsters."

In his time, there were no vaccines or medicines.

Monkeys that have difficulty moving when they get old will be abandoned by the monkey group, and if they get sick, they will just wait to die.

Now, the old monkeys are also well taken care of. They are given medicine when they are sick. The monkeys are well taken care of and fresh fruits are constantly supplied.

Daxia also ensured the freedom of the monkeys on the mountain, providing them with food and shelter, but did not take much care of them.

When the monkeys are bored, they can go to the Flower and Fruit Mountain to play, ask tourists for snacks, go back to the park to eat fruits when they are hungry, or go to the mountain to feed the villagers, and then go back to the zoo to sleep after dark.

Very chic.

Thinking of this, the monkey suddenly said in embarrassment: "Well, my family is a golden monkey. It has nothing to do with the monkeys in Mount Emei. The monkeys over there are not familiar with me either."
To be continued...