Chapter 1299 Zhao Gao wakes up(1/2)
The famous ogre Hannibal is actually the god of food.
Lin Fan felt a little absurd, but at the same time it felt like there was nothing wrong. After all, Hannibal did have a persistent pursuit of food and ingredients...
This is really a professional counterpart...
No wonder he is such a good person.
Of course, ordinary gods of food have little fighting power. The gods of food in the divine world conquer the plane by using food to control the lower beings. In the god of gods, most gods of food are busy opening restaurants to make money.
…
But Hannibal is different. Although he is a god of food who is not good at head-on combat, he is invincible in restaurants!
If he opens a restaurant in the God Realm, the gods will be blessed.
"I know. I'll sell you properly."
Lin Fan nodded and left the prison of gods.
The next half month was still peaceful.
Lin Fan sparred with Wang Hu and the Bull Demon King who were waiting to be sold every day.
After sparring, in order to calm his blood and consolidate his strength, Lin Fan endured the humiliation and went in and out of the club for massages again and again.
After soaking his feet in warm water, Lin Fan exhaled with enjoyment and looked at the ferocious blood demon next to him who also had a look of enjoyment on his face: "Wang Hu, you always say that you have a trick, a trick..."
"But you can't beat me every time."
"Why can't you use your special move?"
Lin Fan strongly suspected that Wang Hu was bragging.
Wang Hu's old face turned red and he said in a loud voice: "That trick of mine... can only be used once."
"Ha." Lin Fan was too lazy to expose Wang Hu, and was about to say something more, when suddenly.
"Dong dong dong!"
The dull sound of footsteps came.
Rolling demonic energy rises into the sky!
Lin Fan's expression changed, and he stretched out his hand to summon the Pheasant Sword, only to see Princess Iron Fan slowly walking towards her with a sullen face.
"Where's the old cow!"
Lin Fan was stunned: "What's wrong?"
"That old cow went to the breeding farm without telling me last night... Don't let me catch him, otherwise he will have to be castrated!" Princess Iron Fan is full of evil aura. She is only tenth level in strength, but her power is
It makes Lin Fan tremble!
"Tell me, where did Lao Niu hide?"
"Sister-in-law, we don't know!" Blood Demon King Hu said quickly: "I haven't seen Brother Niu all day today!"
"Humph..." Tie Fan snorted coldly, turned around and left.
As soon as Iron Fan left, the Bull Demon King came out from behind the curtain panting, looked around, swallowed, and said with a fearful face: "Leaving?"
"Let's go." Lin Fan looked outside the door.
"Huh." The Bull Demon King exhaled: "Thank you for your help, brother. I will remember this kindness in my heart. If she really catches me, I will be in big trouble."
Before he finished speaking, Iron Fan left and returned, saying to Lin Fan: "If you see Lao Niu, tell me..."
The sound of the iron fan stopped suddenly.
She looked at the Bull Demon King who was standing frozen in the spot with cold eyes, then looked at Lin Fan, and said with a hint of murderous intent: "You guys..."
"Crack."
Cold sweat was streaming down the Bull Demon King's forehead.
"Crack."
Lin Fan also had cold sweat streaming down his forehead.
immediately.
"Brother Niu, I'm sorry!" Lin Fan thought to himself, hugged the Bull Demon King, and then said loudly: "Sister-in-law, I have helped you catch Brother Niu!"
"Ah!? Didn't you tell him to hide..." Blood Demon King Hu was stunned for a moment, but then he reacted and rushed forward to hug the Bull Demon King. He said with a sad look on his face: "Brother Niu, you are going too far! Sister-in-law is right
How nice of you, you still go to the breeding farm every night...don't blame me for killing your relatives out of righteousness today!"
Bull Demon King: "???"
Didn't you ask me to hide here?
The huge bull eyes of the Bull Demon King were full of confusion, but he was worthy of being a righteous brother. He struggled and gritted his teeth and cursed: "You guys who have betrayed loyalty, I, the old cow, trust you so much, and you betrayed me..."
Tie Fan looked at Lin Fan with slightly soft eyes, walked forward slowly, and nodded:
"Thank you very much."
"No thanks, sister-in-law!" Lin Fan said solemnly.
Iron Fan looked at the Bull Demon King, who had given up struggling.
"boom!!"
Terrifying strong winds spurted out, and outside the window, the Bull Demon King was flying in the wind!
"Moo~"
Listening to Niu Moo in despair in the cold wind outside the window, Blood Demon King Hu sighed: "These days, Brother Niu is really in trouble."
"Yes, well, Brother Niu asked me yesterday when I would sell him to the Forest of Divine Beasts... He has suffered a lot during this time, and I have been trying to break up the fight between these two couples all day long. It's really annoying."
When Lin Fan said this, he sighed: "The Bone Lady is still reassuring."
The words have not yet fallen.
"Jingle Bell!"
Lin Fan picked up the phone and only heard the voice on the other end: "Commander-in-Chief, it's like this. I'm the head teacher of the No. 1 Central Primary School... Well, I reported it. Just now, I found out that the Bone Lady manipulated skeletons to help her with her homework.
"
"If this continues, I suspect she will be listed on the market by copying homework for others..."
"I'm just a teacher, and I don't dare to criticize her. There are hundreds of skeletons standing next to her. Of course, I'm not afraid. The main reason is that my grandfather, who has been dead for many years, is also standing inside..."
"You'd better handle it yourself."
After saying that, he hung up the phone directly.
It's like a teacher complaining to his parents when he encounters a problem student...
Lin Fan: "..."
For a moment, Lin Fan felt tired, and suddenly felt like he was the parent of these returning ancestors...
A quiet life always passes quickly.
Of course, the Bull Demon King doesn't think this is a peaceful life... He has to go to heaven once every two days on average, and he has to go to the castration factory for an escape room every four days, which is particularly exciting.
He already wished he could be sold by Lin Fan as soon as possible. Facing the iron fan made his life seem like years, which was even more strenuous than fighting a god face to face!
In short, half a month passed in the blink of an eye.
The day when the gods of Great Xia will return is coming soon.
At the same time, the New Year is approaching, and tonight is New Year’s Eve.
The people of Daxia have not purchased food on a large scale this year. The main reason is that the meat and grain stored at home can hardly be packed. They have also relied on greenhouses in the suburbs to maintain a supply of vegetables. There is no shortage of food.
But firecrackers and fireworks are rushing on the road. The people have been holding back in this cold winter for two months and are in urgent need of a festive atmosphere. Thanks to the arrival of winter, there is white snow everywhere outside the Roaring Barrier. This year
Fireworks can be set off at will without worrying about causing fire.
There are more people going out to play and wear new clothes. Many people bring their families to ski and camp at the Great Wall in the north to celebrate the New Year.
Every household festively pastes couplets and cleans the house to celebrate the New Year.
Lin Fan stood by the window of the conference room, watching the soldiers busy pasting Spring Festival couplets below, feeling the increasingly strong New Year atmosphere in the air, and listening to the continuous sound of firecrackers on the street, the corners of his mouth raised slightly.
The gods descended and the world froze.
The people in Europe spent Christmas in hunger. If it weren’t for Daxia’s timely support, I don’t know how many people would have froze to death and starved to death that Christmas!
The people of Daxia, wearing brand new clothes, happily posted couplets in their warm rooms!
He even took the whole family on a trip.
The difference is simply not too big!
"Actually, I think we shouldn't prepare for the Spring Festival so grandly now." Mr. Chen said slowly beside Lin Fan: "In more than a month, the God of Winter will come."
"At this time of life and death, we should prepare for war with all our strength and put all our thoughts on the battle."
"Festivals...have no meaning in combat."
In the biting cold wind, Lin Fan whispered: "That festival
What’s the meaning of?”
What is the meaning of the festival?
Mr. Chen didn't know how to answer for a while.
To be continued...