Chapter 1384 I, Lin Fan, am the biggest loser(1/3)
Wang Hu took a deep breath, licked his lips, and swallowed.
I just feel hungry and thirsty.
But this is a lifelong matter after all.
It can't be so hasty.
Wang Hu thought for a while and asked again: "How big can you open your mouth?"
"Ah?" Chione was stunned for a moment. She really didn't understand this strange question. How could anyone ask about the size of their mouth before getting engaged?
But Chione still tried her best to open her little cherry mouth: "It's about this big, ah~~~"
"It's a bit small, let's make it bigger."
"Ah~"
Wang Hu looked at it carefully, made a gesture with his index finger and thumb, and muttered: "It's just okay..." .??.
Lin Fan: "???"
I suspect you're showing off, but I have no proof.
"Okay, I do." Wang Hu looked at Lin Fan: "But I still hate you!"
The hatred is unforgettable!
He even arranged a marriage for himself!
Married an ice sculpture!
Wang Hu looked at Lin Fan and sighed: "Mom and Dad, the child is unfilial... If it weren't for the cooperation between Daxia and Lingdong, if it wasn't for the sake of the 140,000,000 people..."
The great sage on the side added: "If it weren't for the taste of winter and a mouth, okay, okay, I know you are reluctant, and I know that you have made a great contribution, so hurry up and continue the ceremony! So many people are waiting for you.
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With that said, the Great Sage gave Bai Qi a look, and the two of them stepped forward, holding Wang Hu on the left and right.
Lin Fan turned on the microphone again: "I wasted everyone's time, haha, our groom was quite excited, he finally calmed down!"
"Now, under the witness of the two best men, the husband and wife bow to each other!"
After all, it's just an engagement ceremony.
It doesn't need to be so complicated.
Chione was too shy to look directly at Wang Hu, and bowed her head slightly to complete her worship.
Wang Hu was held tightly by the two best men. The Great Sage and Bai Qi were afraid that Wang Hu would regret it again, so they pressed his head with one hand and forced him down.
"Crash!"
Thunderous applause.
"Congratulations to Wang Hu!"
"I really didn't expect that such a rich and powerful person would actually marry Chione! How lucky!"
"Speaking of which, Wang Hu is quite ruthless. Chione is about to turn into an ice sculpture. This is so easy to say."
"It's more than enough to get into my mouth. I'm so impatient. Didn't you listen? Just now he asked if he could lick Chione in front of so many people!"
"In any case, Wang Hu has made contributions to Daxia! Now Chionee has completely become Daxia's daughter-in-law! Let's get married!"
"I just feel that the Great Sage and Bai Qi are weird... Are they sure they are the best men? It always feels like they have kidnapped Wang Hu..."
"Don't think about this, this is the first engagement between the gods of Daxia and the gods, and it is also the first engagement between the human race and the gods! This comparison is not only on equal terms, but also upside down!"
"Something feels wrong. I remember that Chione seems to have invaded us... Why does it seem like it was sent thousands of miles away?"
The people applauded loudly, this news was really joyful.
The Blood Demon King Tiger married the invading god!
The invading god directly became Daxia’s wife!
Some citizens murmured: "If this continues, I'm afraid all the temples will become Daxia's wives. I don't know if the gods of Daxia will come here one by one. I won't have to sacrifice myself then... Hehe
hey-hey."
The ceremony had just ended when Wang Hu, who straightened up, had already stuck out his tongue.
Lin Fan quickly stood between Wang Hu and Chione and said with a smile: "Since it is an engagement, according to the customs of Daxia, betrothal gifts and dowry are indispensable!"
"There is no need to say more about Chione's bride price."
"This Winter Temple is the dowry she brought to us!"
The people cheered again.
All the gods of winter: "???"
Oops, we are becoming a dowry!
The people cheered wildly, this dowry is really big enough!
The entire Winter Temple!
If the gods of Daxia go out and get married more often, wouldn't they directly conquer the God Realm?
"Besides, there's this!" Lin Fan took out a black token, and on it could be seen the dark shadows of snow beasts appearing one after another.
The 140 million snow beasts who died in the battle have turned into puppets of my Great Xia!
Inside, the painful wails of countless snow beasts could be faintly heard.
Following the orders of the gods, they invaded Daxia.
The guidance of the gods has become the clarion call to destruction.
From that moment on, death was a luxury for them.
see!
They will become Daxia's puppets, protecting the land they want to invade and using it for Daxia's use until their souls are gone!
This is what Lin Fan got from the battlefield in the middle of the night last night, when the soldiers were taking a short rest in the dead of night!
Never let it go!
Looking at the condensed token of the fallen snow beast, Chione and the gods of winter seemed to be able to hear the wails in it. There was some distress in their eyes, but they didn't say much.
He's dead anyway.
Besides, they are just believers.
Although there were too many deaths and injuries, which caused the divinity of many gods of winter to be unstable, at least one third of them survived, and they were still able to stabilize their divinity and maintain their divine status.
Therefore, for the gods, it is just distress, and this distress is not for the believers, but because of too much distress, which leads to the instability of one's divinity.
It doesn't matter, as long as we slowly cultivate a batch in the future, we can stabilize our divinity.
Rather than feeling distressed, Chione's mind was filled with the joy of marrying this blood demon!
"Shang Weitian, take it to the northwest production area. If a war breaks out, just give it to Mr. Jin." Lin Fan handed it to Shang Weitian.
"Good dowry, good dowry, hehe, then I will be disrespectful! Thank you, Commander-in-Chief, thank you sister-in-law! Thank you, Brother Tiger!" Shang Weitian couldn't smile from ear to ear with joy, finally, finally, he was productive again!
The northwest production area is short of manpower!
It's not a bad idea to call Lin Fan every day to complain and complain!
"Next, it's the man's turn to give the bride price!" Lin Fan looked at Wang Hu.
Wang Hu, whose mind was filled with licking, was stunned for a moment.
bride price?
What kind of gift?
If it breaks, the man still has to give a bride price?
Wang Hu blinked, I was not prepared!
I just found out that I am the groom!
How presumptuous this engagement is!
"Haha, just kidding," Lin Fan suddenly laughed and said, "I, Daxia, have naturally prepared the betrothal gift!"
Lin Fan took out a piece of Shura Token again and handed it to Chione!
Chione took it inexplicably and said with a strange expression: "This is not good, after all, he was once my believer..."
She thought it was a puppet made by the soul of her own believer.
It was a bit difficult for a while.
Daxia restrained the shadow of her followers, but she could still accept it. After all, those believers also fought against Daxia and were already dead.
But if he uses it himself...then he is still his former believer anyway.
However.
To be continued...