Chapter 1390 Lu Bu steals a horse(1/2)
Lin Fan slapped Mr. Jin on the back and said, "Mr. Jin, I'm not telling you, your reaction is too great, at least you are too..."
"Is my reaction big? Is my reaction big?" Jin Lao pointed at Chione: "Didn't you say she is dead? Good guy, I saw her waving to me as soon as I came in. I almost thought she was coming to pick me up.
Got it!"
Lin Fan corrected in a low voice: "What I said is that Chione, the god of winter, is dead."
"Isn't she the God of Winter?"
Lin Fan shook his head: "No, she is a human now. Just like us."
Mr. Jin was stunned for a moment and looked at Chione.
The eyes that exuded divine light were no longer bright, but black and white.
The divine power that pervaded his body also disappeared, and instead he felt a little more approachable.
"Human?" Mr. Jin frowned...
Lin Fan quickly explained: "That's it, [Winter] backfired, and her godhead and soul were almost frozen. I could only perform some surgery on her soul, cut off the godhead, give up her divinity, and reshape her body."
human nature……"
Lin Fan briefly explained the ins and outs.
Jin Lao looked in disbelief: "So, Chione, the main god of winter, has now become a human being?"
"Yeah." Lin Fan smiled: "Now she is in the middle of summer and winter."
"What a shame..." Mr. Jin muttered, but then he laughed: "I didn't expect that when Daxia builds gods, those who become gods can only become gods in the flesh."
"Now there is actually a way to turn gods into humans!"
"Haha, if those gods knew...how dare they say anything about claiming to be noble!"
Mr. Jin also realized the horror of this matter!
But then, Mr. Jin looked strange and said: "You didn't tell me earlier, we are all ready, the photos are hung up, the mourning hall is also decorated..."
Chione looked at the black and white photo,
The voice, face and smile are lifelike.
It always feels weird.
Especially the tombstone, which not only has a two-inch photo, but also a brief introduction to Chione's life.
Outside the window, you can still faintly hear bursts of mourning and music. The soldiers are rehearsing the funeral. You can even hear the mournful cries of the gods of winter.
Chione was silent for a long time: "Would it be impolite if I didn't die for a while?"
"You can't blame me." Lin Fan spread his hands and said, "I'm talking about the death of Chione, the main god of winter. And besides, if the people of Great Xia hadn't known the news and called for Chione, she would have died.
I can’t feel the anchor point either. Isn’t she really dead?”
Mr. Jin was showing off his teeth and said in anger: "Aren't you lying to the people?"
In fact, it's not Lin Fan's fault.
There are no believers in Daxia, so there is no devout faith.
Besides faith.
Missing is the most reliable connection.
If Lin Fan chose not to disclose the information or explain more, the people would not mourn Chionee together, and Chionee, who was on the verge of losing control, would not be anchored by the anchor of human nature, and she would really be dead.
That is deceiving the people.
Lin Fan chose to make the news public, and the people believed it to be true. In mourning, Chione would not die.
That is also deceiving the people.
Alas, a dead end!
"What can I do? No matter what choice I make, I will just lie to the people!" Lin Fan looked helpless: "I can only choose the one who can keep Chione! I can't watch her die!"
Chione's eyes were red, and her voice was so moved that her voice trembled: "What a filial child, you don't hesitate to deceive 140,000 compatriots for me."
Lin Fanxin asked where on earth did you get so many dramas.
"Then what should we do now? The funeral has been officially announced, the mourning hall has been set up, the soldiers have rehearsed, and the ice coffin has been pulled over, waiting for Chione to lie in it!"
"The common people also spontaneously built mourning halls, and every household spontaneously bid farewell to Chione!"
"Shang Weitian is better. He originally wore a best man uniform and sang on the live broadcast to collect money from members. When he heard that Chione was gone, he restarted the live broadcast and took the lead in mourning, and collected another wave of money from members!" Jin Laoyi
He looked very worried, "Now that the common people have paid their share of the money and are waiting for the banquet to begin, how will you explain it later? This can be considered a crime of fraud!"
Lin Fan: "..."
Chione whispered from the side: "If it doesn't work, should I die?"
Otherwise it would be embarrassing.
"Damn it!" Lin Fan glared at Chione, "I finally rescued you, why should I die!"
Chione was moved again: "My filial son, are you really reluctant to let me go?"
Lin Fan scratched his head a little irritably.
Let's talk about this matter, say big or small.
After all, it's a good thing that Chione is not dead.
But the key issue is that everything has been announced, and Shang Weitian’s people have collected all the money...
"Shang Weitian moved too fast. Let me ask him what remedies he has. He has the most ideas." Lin Fan said and called Shang Weitian.
It's very noisy over there.
Sorrows, joys, cries, a whole lot.
"Lin Fan, woo woo woo, your mother is gone, woo woo woo, I feel so sad... Did you guys see it? The commander in chief called. He just lost his mother and he was crying on the other side of the phone.
Yes, those of you who haven’t made a contribution should hurry up! Hey, on behalf of my filial son, I would like to thank my eldest brother for the big rocket!” Shang Weitian took the opportunity to ask for another wave of gifts.
"Don't get excited yet," Lin Fan said to Shang Weitian, "Find a place where we can talk easily."
"Okay, it's time to talk. Let me tell you, your mother is dead... Of course, it's not very good. But this money is enough for our military expenses for half a year. When you have time, you can go to the God Realm to know more.
A few! If you think about it, you can’t take this thing with you if you live or die. If one of you dies in exchange for half a year’s military expenses, it won’t be a loss! The more, the merrier!”
Shang Weitian was very excited and said in an excited tone: "If it doesn't work out, you take me to the God Realm and I will also wholesale a few..."
Lin Fan interrupted: "Now there is a problem, Chione is not dead."
"Ah? Not dead? How could she not be dead after all my money was collected? How could she not be dead!" Shang Weitian's tone suddenly became tense.
But then, Shang Weitian said excitedly: "That would be great! If the funeral is changed to a resurrection ceremony, I can collect another wave of money from the members, and everyone will celebrate Chione's resurrection!"
"This is a miracle!"
"Okay, let's not talk about it for now. I will continue to collect the money from the funeral, otherwise it will be too late to wait for her to be resurrected! Then it will be the next batch!"
After all, this black-hearted businessman has stretched out his sickle against his own people.
Lin Fan hung up the phone and Mr. Jin immediately asked: "What did Shang Weitian say?"
Lin Fan said complicatedly: "He said he could collect another wave of money."
Mr. Jin: "..."
Sure enough, it has to be Shang Weitian.
Within two days, three waves of money could be collected.
Jin Lao sighed: "Do you want the soldiers to rehearse the wedding now? The mourning hall must also hurry up and change it into a wedding venue..."
"Forget it, it's so troublesome to go through all the trouble." Lin Fan sighed: "Let's give Wang Hu a surprise. Then Chione will be resurrected on the spot, so there is no need to explain anything."
"Okay, that's it." After Mr. Jin finished speaking, he turned and left without saying anything else.
This matter was really embarrassing and he didn't know how to deal with it.
I really have never experienced it.
Chione felt it was so much fun.
Is this what a day in the life of a human being is?
Wonderful, so wonderful.
In just two days, it felt like I had experienced a lifetime.
From birth to death, he even started a family and had his own child, and the child grew so big in an instant.
It's better now, I can watch my own funeral.
Lin Fan just felt so tired and he just wanted to rest now.
But the next moment.
"boom!!"
The hob energy explodes!
Under the Great Wall of the North, a stable built for the Beast Legion collapsed!
"What's going on!" Lin Fan didn't even have time to drink, and went straight out of the window!
Almost at the same time, Lin Fan's left eye glowed red, and he had already seen the scene there.
To put it simply, it is.
Lu Bu stole the horse!
Under the Great Wall of the North, in a collapsed stable.
Lu Bu was sitting in a wheelchair, holding the reins in one hand and a brush in the other.
To be continued...