Chapter 1454 The Battle of Beast Death(1/3)
The era of hunger that lasts for a year begins from this moment.
This will be global hunger.
But facing the barren land and the fruit trees with withered leaves, the people of Daxia did not have the slightest fear.
"By the way, can we take a rest next?"
"Tsk, tsk, it seems I can't farm anymore. It seems I can only work, eat, sleep, and play games as usual..."
"To put it this way, I actually miss farming quite a bit."
"Yes, I have been working at this job for a year, and even the herniated disc in my waist has been cured, and I no longer have insomnia... I suddenly stopped working, and I really miss it."
"By the way, what will we have for breakfast tomorrow..."
There is no sense of crisis at all.
After all, there is food in the house and there is no need to panic, so there is no chance of famine...
"Everyone, the Hunger Era has begun." Lin Fan took the microphone and said, "But all food in Daxia will be supplied as usual. Whether it is fruits or rice and noodles, it will continue to be supplied from the cold storage."
"Just here, I want to announce something."
Lin Fan paused briefly and said: "For the next year, we will not be able to farm for the time being, but please keep exercising and control your diet."
"Ah?" Some people said in confusion: "Why?"
"After a year of no harvest, the God of Agriculture came." Lin Fan explained: "This year's famine was the God of Agriculture's means of conquering us."
"We can indeed fight with the God of Agriculture, but we have a better way."
"We will conquer the god of agriculture! We will deceive the god of agriculture!"
"We want to make the God of Agriculture think that we really can't afford to eat, and make the God of Agriculture think that we have really endured hunger for a year!"
"We will let Demeter, the goddess of agriculture, think that she has successfully conquered us. We can even praise this goddess of agriculture devoutly..."
Having said this, Lin Fan paused and touched his nose: "Although none of us can be pious... But as long as we put the mark of the God of Agriculture on it, we will be pious..."
"In short, as long as the gods of agriculture regard us as devout believers, they will begin to show mercy..."
Some people asked curiously: "Show kindness?"
"That is, help us cultivate the land!" Lin Fan smiled: "They will make the barren land burst into life, they will make the withered crops grow strong again, and they will help us produce food day and night and spread the blessings!
"
For a moment, the people all swallowed their saliva.
"Good guy, isn't this Demeter brand agricultural machinery?"
"Following the Cold Winter refrigerator, here comes the Farm Machinery brand again?"
"This is totally a farm machine sent to us!"
"The commander-in-chief is too bad. He wants to trick people into using them as farm machinery for us..."
"Hehe, as long as they farm the land for us wholeheartedly, it doesn't matter if they are more pious! Praise the God of Agriculture! Praise Demeter!"
Lin Fan pressed down his hand and continued: "Not only are you helping us farm the land, you may also know that this time we have to face not only the God of Agriculture Temple, but also the Aoki Temple!"
"As long as the God of Agriculture thinks they have conquered us, when the Aoki Temple discovers this place...these Gods of Agriculture will fight to the death for us devout believers, and they will do their best to protect us weak humans!"
As soon as these words came out, everyone fell silent.
"That is... God, will he fight with God?"
"Is this definitely a divine invasion?"
"So, we only need to be responsible for breaking up the fight? Wait, I understand, this is a competition between the crane and the clam, and the fishermen get the benefit!"
"It's so bad, the commander-in-chief is so bad, he actually deceived a simple god like this...I suddenly felt some sympathy for this goddess of agriculture."
Some people raised their heads and looked up at the bright figure of divine light in the sky. However, instead of fear and panic in their eyes, they were extremely sympathetic.
Demeter, who started the invasion with high spirits and vowed to restore the glory of the God of Agriculture, didn't know yet that she was more anxious to become Daxia's agricultural machine than to start conquering...
"Despicable God Shura... I actually thought of becoming his enemy." Caonee sighed with emotion on her face.
She had rushed into this dimension with high spirits, but now she has become Daxia's refrigerator.
"So, everyone," Lin Fan said, "In order to make this goddess of agriculture believe that she has conquered us, we must pretend to have endured hunger for a year."
"We have to lose weight!"
"Of course, being sallow and skinny doesn't mean that we can put on makeup, but we can't make a fat man look sallow and skinny!"
"Fortunately, after a year of clearing and planting, and the last month of harvesting, all the fat we ate during the winter has gone away, and we have lost a lot of weight."
"Now all you need to do is keep your mouth shut and open your legs. Since the next year is an era of famine, let's take advantage of the famine and work hard to lose weight!"
"This year will be my era of losing weight in the summer."
"In this year of famine, everyone must not gain weight! During this year, the media will vigorously launch aerobics programs, and major sects will also expand enrollment. In addition, food programs will launch weight loss recipes every day."
"At the same time, Mr. Chen calls on everyone to eat less rice.
and pasta, control your carbohydrate intake to avoid gaining weight. As long as you eat less carbohydrates, it will be difficult to gain weight!”
"In addition, Daxia will also start to produce healthy snacks. Everyone should read the ingredient list when buying snacks in the future and eat less carbohydrates!"
Everyone: "..."
In this god comes, in this era of hunger.
The people of Daxia want to lose weight quickly...
"Don't worry, we will definitely lose weight for Daxia!"
"I won't eat rice for three days!"
"I will definitely not let Daxia lose my grip!"
The people roared loudly.
Lin Fan nodded deeply: "Thank you all, I will also set an example and not eat rice or staple food for three days! Eat healthily!"
The era of weight loss in Daxia begins now!
It's as if Demeter is a health ambassador who comes specifically to help Daxia lose weight.
That night.
"Boss, here are fifty skewers of grilled pork belly, fifty skewers of lean meat, twenty skewers of chicken hearts, twenty skewers of crispy bones, and five skewers of whole wings."
Lin Fan said while drooling in the bustling barbecue restaurant.
"Add fifty skewers of beef skewers and a bowl of beef noodles!" The Bull Demon King swallowed his saliva and quickly added, "Also, I don't eat chopped green onions!"
Xingye slapped the table: "That's enough!"
The Bull Demon King glanced at the suddenly furious Xingye, was stunned for a moment, and then came back to his senses: "Oh, by the way, I almost forgot, you can't eat staple food... Boss, don't use chopped green onion or noodles for beef noodles!"
"That's not what I meant." Xingye said coldly: "I mean, don't we want to lose weight?"
"Oh, you also need to eat to lose weight." Lin Fan waved his hand: "Besides, Mr. Chen said that you won't gain weight if you don't eat staple food."
"Look at this table of meat skewers. There is no staple food at all. It's all meat. How healthy it is."
"How can I gain weight after eating such a healthy diet?"
Xingye looked at the greasy barbecue on the table and felt that something was wrong. He frowned and said, "Really?"
Mr. Chen on the side was silent for a long time: "Actually, what I said is that it is difficult to gain weight."
"Almost the same." Lin Fan chuckled: "And we can't really go hungry. When the gods come back, our soldiers will fall down one by one when the wind blows. How can we still fight?"
"That's right!" The guests in the barbecue restaurant also expressed their support: "We have been working for a year and opened such a large agricultural area. It is not easy for us to have a rest. Can't we have some food?"
"Oh, don't tell me, I have been working in the agricultural area this year. I have been hungry at night, and eating late night snacks has become a habit... Even if I stop working now, my stomach will feel uncomfortable if I don't eat something at night."
"Commander, don't worry, we will definitely not gain weight! The four of us ordered 300 skewers, all of which were meat and no pasta! In response to the call, we stopped drinking beer and drank only water.
Can water make you gain weight?"
"That's right, this diet is so healthy! How can I gain weight?"
"There is no ingredient list for this barbecue. What I have is zero calories! Can I still gain weight with zero calories?"
"Not only is it zero calories, we also need energy for digestion. We are simply having a negative intake! The more we eat, the thinner we get! If we have such a meal every night, we will lose weight to death?"
"Brothers, I will take you to the Winter Massage Shop for a massage later. You will sweat a lot and become thinner! We are massaging for the rise of Great Xia!"
"Hey, Lao Li, why did you order a grilled pancake?" Suddenly a man holding a handful of meat skewers looked at the man opposite who was eating grilled pancakes angrily, "How could you eat carbs so late at night!
Are you worthy of Daxia, worthy of the commander-in-chief!"
"I'd rather change my habit of eating staple food! You'll be full even if you eat meat! Come on, eat meat! Meat is light!" The man stuffed the man with a lot of meat skewers.
The entire barbecue restaurant was buzzing with people.
The entire agricultural area is already filled with open-air barbecue restaurants.
On the day of famine, people ate barbecue on the land they had cultivated for a year.
To be continued...