Chapter 1544 Preparations to welcome the God of Agriculture(1/2)
Things related to preparing to welcome the God of Agriculture are well arranged and everyone is mobilized.
Shang Weitian left to take charge of the production of temple flags and totems, while Jin Lao was responsible for the evacuation of citizens from agricultural areas. It was rare for the gods of Daxia to come back, so they went to guide the training of their disciples.
Lin Fan, the commander-in-chief, had nothing to do and simply wandered around the camp to see the training status of the God-Slaying Army and various sects.
Xingyimen opened zoos and breeding farms, where you could observe animals and at the same time wrestle with tigers and ice-field bulls to sharpen your energy.
Lin Fan could barely understand.
The martial arts of the Xingyi Sect's outsiders exercised their muscles and bones, and their Qi and blood were strong. During the period of land reclamation across the country, many Xingyi Sect disciples ran into the paddy fields because their Qi and blood were too strong, squeezed the buffalo aside, and put on the plow themselves to go crazy.
Plowing. .??.
Looking at the howling warrior, he just fucked the buffalo and became autistic.
Lin Fan really couldn't understand this.
Who is a good person who wants to be a cow?
Daxia seems to be a little abnormal now. Some people are pretending to be horses, and even cows are involved.
"Where is Wang Hu?" Lin Fan suddenly realized that Wang Hu was not in the camp.
"Report to the Commander-in-Chief," a Xingyi Sect disciple saluted: "Sect Master Wang Hu took the disciples who became gods to go to the crater of the volcano to soak in the magma to consolidate Qi and blood!"
Taking a bath in magma is a yes.
Disciples of the Xingyi Sect pay attention to strong Qi and blood and boiling blood. It is obviously best for disciples who become gods to soak their bodies in magma to strengthen their Qi and blood.
Moreover, Wang Hu is a blood demon with demonic nature, and the fire poison contained in the magma is just suitable for cultivation.
But Lin Fan suddenly thought that Caone was the God of Winter... Is it really okay to have hot and cold weather every day?
After lying on the ice every day and having your demonic blood boiling, you go to bathe in the lava to replenish your energy and blood, right?
Let's go back to warm up, and then go find the Caione boil to cool down, right?
"Wang Hu should be the happiest of the gods in Daxia now..." Lin Fan sighed.
Lin Fan walked towards the Confucian sect camp again and saw Zi Lu scolding a disciple.
"The Master said that a gentleman has no weapons, how can you hold a machete! As a scholar, you are simply shameful!"
"I think back then, my husband, he led seventy-two gangs, led three thousand people around, caused countless troubles, negotiated with the kings of various countries, and established the "Yu Yu" as the gang rules. Now you actually picked up a machete,
What’s the difference between this and a gangster?”
Zilu was very angry.
The disciple was stunned for a moment: "Aren't we?"
Zilu was stunned for a moment, then thoughtfully said: "That seems right...but you can't hold a machete!"
"After all, we are also scholars. How can we use machetes or move bricks?"
The disciple hesitated: "But the weapons we use seem not as fast as the sword. The knife can cut, the sword can stab..."
"What nonsense!" Zilu snorted coldly: "Knowledge is power!"
"Got to use this!"
Zilu took out a heavy dictionary and saw that it was made of fine steel, weighed a hundred or ten kilograms, had spikes all over its body, and had eight striking corners.
There is also a chain wrapped around it, swinging it like a meteor hammer.
It's very powerful at first glance.
"As long as you open it, the thousands of papers are like blades. If you don't open them, they will be struck like a meteor." Zilu said solemnly: "It contains the "Sage's Words". When you wave it, the saint will help you, and the momentum is like a rainbow."
The disciple bowed devoutly and said, "It's my disciple who is presumptuous! It turns out that our Confucian sect is the right way!"
"Yes," Zilu nodded happily and turned to look at Lin Fan: "The commander-in-chief is here?"
"Here we come." Lin Fan looked at the disciple wielding the meteor hammer and said complexly: "The weapons of your Confucian sect are really unique."
"It's not bad. A scholar should have the grace of a scholar." Zilu smiled sheepishly.
Lin Fan suddenly thought of a question.
As the Shura God, he is naturally powerful in battles at the soul level, and his frontal combat power is also very strong.
But it lacks the means of sneak attack.
"Let me ask, does the Confucian sect have any hidden weapons?" Lin Fan asked curiously.#Every time verification appears, please do not use incognito mode!
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Zilu's face changed, and he pointed at the sun: "It's broad daylight and the world is bright. Hidden weapons are used by evil sects. Do you know that our Confucian sect is an upright sect?"
Lin Fan was stunned for a moment, and realized that he had said the wrong thing, so he subconsciously apologized: "I'm sorry, the Confucian sect has always been upright, I shouldn't have asked you to make trouble..."
Before he finished speaking, Zilu walked to the shade of a tree, waved his hands, and whispered: "Come here, whisper such shady things."
Lin Fan: "..."
Zilu took out a writing brush from his arms and said: "This is the Heavy Rain Pear Blossom Brush. The saint gave it a beating back then... Ahem, it was an exchange with the ancestors of the Tang Sect. The Tang Sect ancestor gave the Heavy Rain Pear Blossom Needle as a gift.
teacher."
"The teacher transformed it into a writing brush. When he turned it, every hair shot out. Now I let Gongshu Ming barely recover, but it will hurt the high god."
Lin Fan was a little disappointed: "It doesn't sound very powerful."
"The corresponding one is this one." Zilu took out a bottle of ink, "This is the Great Confucian Torture Poison... Ahem, the Great Confucian Soul-Destroying Ink was prepared by Mr. Zhang and I with great difficulty. We collected many items from the gods.
I also added the sage's words, which can cause the opponent to suffer the pain of the sage's recitation as long as it penetrates the flesh and blood. As the master personally taught, those with weak will will collapse immediately, and those with strong will will also suffer a significant decline in combat power."
"At the suggestion of Mr. Zhang, laxatives and aphrodisiacs were added to it... combined with the Rainstorm Pear Blossom Pen, the effect is amazing."
Lin Fan: "!!!"
Is this ink?
This is poison!
No, that’s what you Confucians do, right? You smoke and drink in private, and you use poisons and hidden weapons!
He's from a well-known and decent family!
As if he understood Lin Fan's gaze, Zi Lu shook his head and said: "I am a scholar of Confucianism. What's wrong with having more pens, inks, paper and inkstones? Zi said, a gentleman hides his weapons in his body!"
Lin Fan felt that he would play less with scholars in the future.
Too dirty.
"These two items are too dangerous. They are confiscated. I will hold them for you first." Lin Fan took the Rainstorm Pear Blossom pen and ink, which could also make up for his lack of concealed weapons.
Lin Fan walked towards the Taoist sect again and saw the Taoist sect disciples attaching talismans to various weapons.
Today, Daxia's weapons and equipment are not only blessed by the God of War, but also blessed by Taoist talismans and Buddhist consecrations.
Talismans are also very useful nowadays. For example, if the lightness talisman is attached to the God-killing mecha, the originally heavy God-killing mecha will instantly become lighter and its speed will increase dramatically.
The same applies to tanks and battleships. Tanks with light body affixes can even run as fast as sports cars. It also saves a lot of fuel in the transportation industry.
"After these batches of invisibility talismans are printed, send them to the assassins of Mo Yinmen." Dao Wanqian was printing the talisman paper when he saw Lin Fan saying hello: "Commander, why are you here free?"
Lin Fan said bluntly: "Are there any hidden weapons?"
He whispered this time.
However, Dao Wanqian waved his hand: "No."
"You can have this." Lin Fan said in a lower voice.
"This really doesn't happen." Dao Wanqian waved his hand: "How can our Taoist sect eliminate demons and defend the Tao with those despicable means! If there is anything, just strike it with a thunder!"
"Okay then." Lin Fan sighed, turned around and wanted to leave.
"Buzz!"
A hidden weapon burning with flames suddenly stabbed him, and Lin Fan subconsciously took two steps back.
"boom!"
The wall behind me collapsed!
If it were an ordinary person, he would be seriously injured even if he didn't die!
Lin Fan turned around and saw that the iron skewer was burning with hot flames, and there were several pieces of meat skewered on it, like...barbecue skewers?
It even smells like barbecue.
"What are you doing!" Dao Wanqian scolded loudly.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." A Taoist priest came over in embarrassment, "Recently, a barbecue stall owner reported that business has been getting better and better recently.
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I’m tired of stringing skewers and grilling them every day, and it’s very smoky. Can you design a machine to help string the skewers and grill them?”
"I suddenly thought about whether I could use the Taoist formation. So I combined a small suspended formation, a gravity formation, and then used the earth fire formation..."
Lin Fan turned around and saw not far away, a talisman with complicated patterns and several stacked formations spread out.
To be continued...