Both civil and military? Damn - Lu Xuan couldn't help but complain, and a family named Qiu came out halfway, which made people feel a little bit overwhelmed.

Sure enough, it is really a martial arts competition to attract relatives, not only to fight in literature, but also to attack in martial arts!

Lu Xuan nodded and said, "Since Grandpa Lin thinks that I have to sacrifice my life to accompany the gentleman."

When Lin's family heard Lu Xuan's words, they were all shocked, and Lin Shiman's cousins ​​sneered: "The family is a farmer, and he is a driver, and he dares to accept Qiu Hong's challenge. He is really looking for death."

Qiu Hong looked at Lu Xuan, his eyes full of sarcasm. He could feel the Lin family's disdain for Lu Xuan. Since he was not popular with the Lin family, he still dared not get out. Do I have to humiliate you?

Regarding Lin Shiman's sudden boyfriend, Qiu Hong wanted to get rid of Lu Xuan. Damn, I dare to snatch the woman I want from me, see how I beat you all over the ground.

At this moment, Qiu Hong said, "Grandpa Lin, should we fight literaryly or attack martially?"

"Let's fight first!" Mr. Lin smiled faintly. Since Lu Xuan is a country man, his parents are also a farmer, and his education is not high. Mr. Lin doesn't want to see Lu Xuan vomiting blood after being beaten, so he should do it first and let Lu Xuan leave early.

When Lin Shiman heard this, she hurriedly said, "Grandpa, why don't you attack first?"

Looking at Lin Shiman's anxious look, "Puchi!" Everyone present laughed and didn't even trust his girlfriend. Then he was so bad, so he just got out of here.

Lu Xuan was cynical and cynical, and he looked like a little bit like a cultural person. Lin Shiman was shocked when she heard his grandfather say that he was Wen Dou first. She knew that Lu Xuan was very skilled and should be able to knock Qiu Hong down. In this way, Wen Dou naturally didn't need it.

But Lin Shiman didn't expect that grandpa would choose to fight first, but according to the practice of ceremonies first and then soldiers, such competitions and marriages are all fight first.

"Shiman, don't mess around here. Don't you know the principle of being polite first and then being soldier?" Lin's father frowned and said, while Lin's mother came forward and led Lin Shiman down.

Lu Xuan was extremely ashamed. He didn't even believe his fake girlfriend. It was really embarrassing.

Mr. Lin said: "Let me talk about the rules of literary battles. Each side has three couplets. Whoever can match the second couplets will win. Of course, if you tie, continue to match them."

The so-called couplets are one of the traditional Chinese cultures, also known as couplets or pairs, which are written on paper, cloth or engraved on bamboo, wood, and pillars. The couplets are neatly matched and coordinated in the tone, and are a unique artistic form of the Chinese language with word and sound.

In general, couplets can definitely be regarded as treasures of Chinese traditional culture.

Mr. Lin was wearing a green robe, and he knew at a glance that he was a person who liked ancient culture very much. It was understandable that he was a man who liked ancient culture and was very impressed.

But when Mr. Lin said he wanted to play couplets, Lu Xuan's face changed quickly. Come to this? I haven't played this for many years, so I won't play it like this.

However, Qiu Hong showed a faint smile. Since he fell in love with Lin Shiman, he certainly understood Mr. Lin's preferences clearly. He was prepared.

Qiu Hong's uncle and third uncle even smiled like treacherously. Fortunately, Qiu Hong made preparations in advance, and this boy named Lu Xuan will definitely fail.

The Lin family also saw Lu Xuan's embarrassing face and Qiu Hong's confident smile. It seemed that it was clear who lost and who won.

I hope Lu Xuan will stop talking nonsense with a bad word. Lin Shiman thought to herself that she was about to pray. Isn’t there still a fight? Lu Xuan, you must be fooling around. If you are angry with me, a grandfather who advocates ancient literature, he will drive you out.

It's terrible to be uneducated! Everyone couldn't help but think of this sentence, and it happened to be used on Lu Xuan.

"Qiu Hong, you should come out first, right?" Mr. Lin said lightly.

Qiu Hong nodded, looked at Lu Xuan, shook his head, and opened his mouth and said, "I smile when I open my mouth, and laugh at me for everything."

When Qiu Hong recited the first couplet, the whole hall was as quiet as a cicada. It can be imagined that it was quite difficult to express the second couplet in this long couplet.

Hearing this first couplet, Mr. Lin couldn't help but lit up and clapped his hands and said, "Not bad!"

Qiu Hong showed a more confident smile. It seemed impossible for Lu Xuan to express the second couplet. After all, Lin Shiman knew that Lu Xuan had just graduated from high school.

"If you don't know, go home early," Lin Shiman's uncle said with a sneer.

Tai Chi Sect, Ba Ji Sect! If two martial arts families are married, it will certainly be a matter of happiness. Lin Shiman's uncle of course hopes to lead to this good thing, so he wishes Lu Xuan got out early.

Lin’s father and mother looked at Lu Xuan, who had not yet met the second couplet for a long time, and shook her head helplessly. What boyfriend did Lin Shiman look for?

Just when everyone thought Lu Xuan was about to get out with his tail between his legs, Lu Xuan walked to Uncle Lin Shiman, patted his round beer belly, and said, "Big belly can tolerate it, what can you do tolerate heaven, earth and yourself!"

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Everyone was shocked when they heard Lu Xuan's second couplet, and Lin Shiman laughed out loud first, both ashamed and happy. Lu Xuan was so awesome.

"It's amazing!" Mr. Lin said loudly with his eyes flashing.

Everyone laughed when they looked at Uncle Lin Shiman's beer belly. When the laughter stopped, they all felt astonished by Lu Xuan's second couplet.

Not only did he scold Uncle Lin Shiman who turned his arm out, but the second couplet was word-of-mouthed, extremely smooth and perfect!

Is this the driver? He is so quick-witted! Everyone is surprised, Lin Shiman was even more stunned, and her pretty face blushed, and she was extremely surprised. Lu Xuan can even pair up, he is too powerful!

Master! Qiu Hong's face changed, he thought about it again, and said loudly: "The white snake crosses the river, and there is a red sun above his head!"

When Qiu Hong came out of the way, everyone looked at Lu Xuan again. At this moment, they didn't dare to underestimate Lu Xuan anymore. The second couplet that was right just now was so beautiful. They all felt that this kid was so good at pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, which gave everyone enough surprises.

Mr. Lin looked at Lu Xuan even more happily, waiting for him to get the right thing.

However, Lu Xuan lowered his head and thought for a few minutes, but he didn't get the right one for a long time. This made everyone's heart skip. Could it be that he was concealed by the second couplet just now? But he probably didn't have such good luck!

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