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129. Embarrassing and brilliant

The most critical step in Zhou Dalin's plan to sing opera is to fool Lao Cheng into participating.

As long as Lao Cheng participates and goes on stage to perform, nothing else matters.

Lao Cheng was willing to go on stage and accompany his wife to perform, which showed his attitude. When Wu Ying and Lao Zhao were in conflict over the opera, he supported his wife and supported his wife.

Old Cheng was confused and still didn't know that Zhou Dalin had to strike while the iron was hot and ruin the matter.

The next day, he drove around Linshui for a day and finally found the props and costume department of the Peking Opera Troupe in Linshui.

The community organizes activities, and the funds are limited, and the clothing and props will not be provided. You have to prepare this thing yourself.

Lao Cheng and him wore military uniforms, armed belts, pistol holsters, and A Qingsao's women's uniform in the Republic of China.

Except for the pistols, he finally got everything else. There was no way out. He went to Xiaocom Street to buy two toy guns, then made two pieces of red silk, and stuffed them at the mouth of the gun holster. Finally, he lived together.

That afternoon, the family of four rehearsed again at Zhou Dalin. This time, everyone was wearing costumes and looked quite a bit.

Wu Ying was still charming at this time and had a great appearance. With this appearance, she could also attract a lot of attention.

Old Cheng put on his military uniform and his solid figure, apart from his lack of belly, was just a lively Hu Chuankui.

The most similar one is probably Zhou Dalin. This guy is already thinner. He has been practicing with old Cheng Chen a while ago. He even thinner. He also bought two fake beards from the prop store to stick them to his lips. When he put on this military uniform, he stuck two small beards. When the standard Diao De was reincarnated, Cheng Xiao was so happy that he could not even get up even if he squatted on the ground.

"Oh, I said I couldn't figure out what kind of personality you are. This time I understand, you are just Diao Deyi, and you are a traitor!"

What this said is a bit inconsistent with their relationship in Lao Cheng's eyes.

Sure enough, Old Cheng said to his daughter: "Why are you talking to your Brother Zhou? You are neither big nor small!"

Wu Ying quickly pulled her daughter's cuffs, Cheng Xiao stuck out his tongue, and sat aside and stopped talking.

Fortunately, Lao Cheng didn't think about conspiracy or tricks, otherwise this sentence would have been revealed.

Lao Cheng doesn't like to sing operas, so he doesn't cooperate much this night, and he doesn't even bother practicing on the stage steps and movements. Especially when he wears that military uniform, he even feels like Hu Chuankui. This is not to vilify his glorious military image, so he is a little unhappy.

However, with Zhou Dalin in front of him, he was embarrassed to keep his word. Wu Ying and Cheng Xiao were urging him again, and then he could only fool him.

Wu Ying was thinking that when Lao Cheng practiced almost the same, she would call the community director to come and have a look. Seeing this, Lao Cheng was becoming less and less cooperative, so he had to do it quickly.

Otherwise, Lao Cheng would have been upset and regretted it and would not play with her anymore, so he would have been completely waxed.

The community in Linshui is not a residential community of two, but basically equivalent to a large village of tens of thousands of people. If you organize a program without the approval of the community director, then how can you do it?

Originally, the community director invited their amateur Peking Opera team to play a program. Wu Ying and Lao Zhao were almost done, so they found several leaders in the community to watch it. The leaders had already given affirmation, and it was just about to be on stage when the performance was performed. Unexpectedly, during the rehearsals in the remaining few days, Wu Ying and the couple broke up and refused to act directly.

The couple were also anxious and were looking for Li Tiemei everywhere.

This is not easy to find Li Tiemei, she must have a figure, appearance, and a voice.

"My cousin is countless, there is no big deal, so I won't come to the door..."

That voice is loud and it will keep the scene safe. If you have a voice, you may not have a look, but your voice with a look is far worse than Wu Ying. Besides, when Wu Ying was rehearsing, everyone has seen it. Who would be willing to go up again? Compare with Wu Ying in front, it doesn’t mean you are making a fool of yourself. Is it boring to go up?

There is another layer. Wu Ying is the teacher in the city’s key middle school. Parents with half-aged children, who don’t expect their children to be able to attend the No. 4 Middle School in the future? Maybe they will have to use Teacher Wu. Wu Ying will stop singing. You are confused about the venue and offend Teacher Wu. What should you do if you offend Teacher Wu? You don’t plan to use someone else in the future?

The old Zhao and his wife looked around, but they didn't find Li Tiemei. They had to stop singing the Red Lantern Record and instead attacked the fisherman.

It is true that Lao Zhao is tall and tall, but in recent years, he has been having too many social engagements and has eaten a big belly. He almost couldn't see his toes. Lao Zhao's wife is short and fat, playing Grandma Li, and she can barely make do with her clothes. She plays Xiao Guiying. Isn't that a big deal?

As soon as the couple appeared, they were not the old hero Xiao En and his daughter Xiao Guiying. They were clearly one landlord and one landlord. Before they could speak, the one who played the huqin was so happy that they could not do it.

This doesn’t require community leaders to review it, and they just shoot themselves.

Although Wu Ying said she would not sing, she secretly asked about the couple. She had heard about them for a long time. She didn't want the couple to know that she was secretly rehearsing the show.

So she secretly called the community director to her home to watch the wits of their family rehearsing.

The community director attaches great importance to Wu Ying, and he is talented. Wu Ying doesn't sing, and he will short a program, so he is worried that he can't find a replacement. When Wu Ying comes, he is so happy that he follows Wu Ying to Zhou Dalin's house.

When the community leader comes, Mr. Cheng has to give people face, put on military uniforms, show off his skills, and cooperate with his wife and Zhou Dalin.

Cheng Xiao was afraid that her father would not sing well, so he slipped the set of speakers in the past two days. When her father sang, he directly switched to the original soundtrack, but the community director didn't hear it. The key was that Wu Ying and Zhou Dalin sang so well that he was deeply attracted to him.

"It's great, it's great. No need to let others see it anymore. I have the final say. I'll pass it. You guys will be the finale that day!" The director was so excited that he didn't know what to say.

"Oh, it turns out that I only know that Teacher Wu is versatile. I didn't expect that Manager Cheng, you are so powerful! This year, these five good families should be given to you. I will do the work of several other community leaders. I will give these five good families in the community, and I will give to you!"

Lao Cheng couldn't help but praise him. When the director said this, he was so happy that he opened his mouth, only to know that he was so stupid.

"This...is nothing, nothing, little meaning, little meaning."

What he said was full of the smell of Commander Hu.

It is not easy for the community to organize such a large-scale entertainment event in a year. On that night, the community auditorium was full. District leaders, community leaders, and leaders of enterprises and institutions in the community all came and sat in the front row to observe. The seats behind were residents of each community.

When the show started, there were not enough seats, and even the aisle was crowded and crowded.

All the programs are created by the community residents themselves, including pop songs, crosstalk, quick-bang writing, disco dance, and opera, which is very rich.

Being able to bring community entertainment to such a scale shows that the community leaders are well-organized and have strong work abilities, so the community director is naturally very proud.

The old Zhao and his wife also came. This time they learned to be smart. Without Wu Ying, they simply did not wear makeup and chose to sing a cappella, or to record the red light, or to perform duets in the execution ground.

This is a large singing performance by Grandma Li. Not to mention, Aunt Zhao’s level is not as good as Wu Ying said. This passage is heart-wrenching and can be grasped by the rhythm.

However, there is a lyric inside, "This is the Japanese invaders who are violent and treacherous, and they beat you up to scars... Son, son, son,"

When she sang "Son, Son," Aunt Zhao subconsciously turned around and made a gesture of stroking his cheek at Lao Zhao.

This action was originally found in the play, but Aunt Zhao sang it too well and forgot to be a cappella, so she did this action.

In the play, Li Yuhe was sitting with shackles. Grandma Li sang here and turned around and reached out to reach Li Yuhe's cheeks.

But they were standing and singing, Aunt Zhao was short and Old Zhao was tall. This time, Aunt Zhao turned around and just touched Lao Zhao's rib bone. Seeing that Aunt Zhao couldn't touch his face, Old Zhao squatted for a while so that she could touch her face.

The two of them did a bit funny and instantly got out of the show. They were both surprised at the same time, and Aunt Zhao forgot the next sentence and stood there in a daze. When the piano master saw that he had forgotten the poem, he quickly pulled the door and thought about covering it up, which made him a little messy.

The key is that many people know that Aunt Zhao is Lao Zhao's wife. She shouted "Son, son," and went to touch Lao Zhao. The couple also cooperated with the action of squatting to put their faces together.

With a "coaxing", everyone laughed below, and many people couldn't laugh anymore.

This laughter became even worse, and Aunt Zhao couldn't remember what to sing below.

She stopped singing, and she laughed even more violently below, so she was so angry that Aunt Zhao turned her head and left.

Aunt Zhao has left, and Lao Zhao can't poke it on the stage, so he followed Aunt Zhao to the stage.

Old Zhao was too fat, and it was okay to walk slowly. He was embarrassed now, and walked down quickly, with his feet in eight-character steps, his arms one left and one right, and he was swaying straight to his butt, just like a land duck walking.

As soon as he left like this, the laughter was even more powerful. In addition, there were young people taking the opportunity to whistle and join in the fun. The whole theater was no longer lively, and it directly pushed the atmosphere to the top and became a sketch of the Peking opera.

The host took a lot of effort to make the auditorium quiet gradually. It took more than ten minutes before the next program started normally. The community director pretended to be smiling and greeted the leaders of the district committee, but his face turned dark.

This time, the couple became embarrassed. Aunt Zhao would probably be embarrassed to go out for several days.

Wu Ying was watching from the backcourt gate. This time she was so happy that she grinned and deserved it! Let you bully me! I know this time that you and your husband can't do it without me?

Lao Cheng kicked Wu Ying from behind.

"Who do you think you are called? You are so happy when you make a fool of yourself!"

Wu Ying is quite reasonable.

"Everyone is happy, it's not me alone. If you have the ability, do you care about them?"

Finally, it was their turn to appear.

The appearance of the three people immediately calmed down, and the audience suddenly became quiet.

This is a perfect battle of wits. Both appearance and singing skills are perfect. It can be said that it is amazing and overwhelmed all the programs performed in the previous performances. Until the three of them bowed and stepped down, the applause in the auditorium was still warm.

"This is good!" said the district mayor to the community director, "You can choose this and enter the performance program in our district."

The community director was directly flattered. Their community has not been included in the performances in the selection area for two years.
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