305. Shame Again(1/2)
Zhou Dalin parked his car into the parking lot of Linshui Commercial Building, and suddenly he thought of another question: Meng Xier was too eye-catching.
She is 1.8 meters tall, even among Chinese people, even if she is a man, she is still a woman. She is not only a woman, but also a blond and blue-eyed foreign woman, and has a great figure, which is comparable to those of the models on the runway.
Will such a big girl suddenly run into a boutique clothing city where ordinary people gather. Will it cause a commotion?
"You wait in the car first," he said to Mengxier, "I'll buy you a hat and a mask."
"Why do I have to wait? Are foreigners allowed to enter here?" Meng Xier asked.
"We don't discriminate against foreigners," he said, "but you are too alternative, do you understand alternative?"
"I understand, I'm as good as German in Chinese." Mengxier said unconvincedly, "Where am I a different person? I don't have many arms and legs. If you have a head, I'm the same."
"Don't you argue? Have you ever been to the zoo? Do you know why people go to the zoo?" he asked.
"Look at animals?" Meng Xier still didn't understand.
"By the way," said Zhou Dalin. "In the zoo, everyone is watching animals. Have you ever seen everyone visiting each other without watching animals?"
Meng Xier made him confused again and looked at him and shook his head.
"Think about it again, for example, there is a circle of people outside in Monkey Mountain. It can be surrounded by Sundays. What are they doing?" he asked again.
"Look at the monkey." Meng Xier replied without thinking.
"By the way," he said, "If you just go into the clothing city like this, everyone will definitely not look at the clothing, they all look at you."
Meng Xier suddenly realized.
"Zhou Dalin! You said I am a monkey!"
"Oh, gentleman doesn't act."
"I'm not a gentleman! I'll let you scold me in different ways!"
"Hi, hey! I'll buy you a hat and a mask, just to make everyone unable to recognize you as a monkey."
"You said I was a monkey!"
Zhou Dalin simply hugged his head with his hands on the steering wheel, without saying a word or resisting, leaving his back to Mengxier.
Anyway, he wears thick clothes in winter and he still wears a velvet hat on his head, so she can't hurt him.
Finally, Meng Xier stopped.
"Have you played enough? Wait in the car!" He finished speaking and got out of the car and left.
Mengxier grinned and laughed silently as he watched him walk into the brightly lit street through the car window.
It's so fun to be with this guy!
Ten minutes later, Zhou Dalin came back and got Mengxier a dark blue velvet hat and a thick black cotton mask.
Mengxier held the hat and said, "Why buy such dark colors? I like light yellow ones. If it's really not possible, purple ones are fine. Is there no other color for the mask? I saw that many girls on the street wear it, such pink ones and flowers, I like that kind."
"There are many problems, just put it on." Zhou Dalin was impatient. Seeing her put on her hat and mask, he said to her again, "Put her hair into the hat, try to wear it down, try to move the mask up as much as possible, and just leave your eyes to see the way. It's broken, these eyes are blue, not black, why did I forget this? You should just buy sunglasses. Hi, that's it. Anyway, it's dark, no one will pay attention to what color your eyes are."
"Am I a gangster? Isn't it more alternative to wearing sunglasses at night?" Meng Xier asked him.
"Hey, you are really a Chinese master. You even know the underworld. But that's true. It's really wrong to wear sunglasses at night. I don't know that you are blind. If you don't know, you can't see the road, and you hit the wall and hit it. After all, I can't afford to pay for the eldest princess of Simon's consortium."
"Zhou Dalin, can you nag less? I made you nag this night and my head was too big."
The eldest princess was about to lose her temper again, so Zhou Dalin quickly shut up. The two got out of the car and walked towards the Clothing City.
Mengxier took a few steps to catch up with him, then hugged his arm.
"Hi, let go, go!" Zhou Dalin shouted.
"Why? You little couples here go shopping like this." Meng Xier didn't let go.
"Then do you see a little couple half a head taller than a man? Not a good match!"
Dream Hill laughs.
"Don't you say I'm blind? Isn't it necessary for a blind man to take you when he goes shopping?"
"I'm a guide dog, right?"
"You said it yourself. But you can speak, which is better than a guide dog."
emmm... This foreign woman is too vengeful.
This time, one monkey and one dog. The monkey is a blind monkey, and he is pulling a guide dog...
"If you buy a flat-heeled shoe later, our height difference will not be so obvious. Alas, I have seen it online that there are men's shoes with height-in-length in their belts. You can buy them and wear them. Maybe we will be almost tall."
This time Mengxier started nagging again.
"Have you heard of a ten-centimeter-high inner height? How about buying you a big robe, how about you squatting and walking in the robe?"
The two of them entered the clothing market with verbal lawsuits.
It is also difficult for a girl of 1.8 meters to buy clothes in this market. Buy a duck down coat, the largest one. When others wear it, they turn into half coats when they wear it. It just covered her butt. It’s nothing to wear as a half coat, but it’s too thin to zip it up.
The little foreigner looked very slim alone. The slimness was compared to her 1.8 meters tall. Compared with ordinary girls, she still had to make a lot thicker.
What's even more fatal is that when trying on clothes, the Northeast aunt who sold clothes was surprised to see such a tall girl. Meng Xier took off her mask and hat, and her blonde hair and blue eyes were revealed. The aunt shivered, looked at Meng Xier and Zhou Dalin.
Judging from Zhou Dalin's expression, it was obviously wrong.
If you can afford to marry a foreign woman, this man should be very rich. But how can a rich man come here to buy clothes? The aunt has been selling clothes here for three years, and she has never seen a foreign woman come here to buy clothes.
Zhou Dalin asked his aunt to show it, and he was uncomfortable all over.
He quickly pulled Mengxier out of the aunt's shop and got angry at her.
"Buy clothes when buying clothes. Why do you take off your mask and hat? I'm afraid that others don't know if you are a monkey?"
"You are the monkey! No, you are a dog, a guide dog!"
"If you enter the store again, don't take off your mask and hat, does it sound?"
“It’s hot inside, it’s uncomfortable to wear it!”
"Hold on the uncomfortable side! You can't see the look of the aunt looking at me? I guess they treat me like a human trafficker!"
After visiting several stores, I didn’t buy a duck down coat suitable for Mengxier to wear. In the end, I could only buy a blue coat for her to wear. The shoes were not easy to buy, Mengxier had to wear a size 42. After switching to several stores, there were no such big women’s shoes. At least I found a sold one, but Mengxier still didn’t like it and refused to wear it.
"Are you feet?" Zhou Dalin complained, "Is there any woman wearing 42?"
Meng Xier was still not convinced.
"My height is 42, isn't it big? I know two Beijing volleyball teams, and they are wearing 44."
Finally, I found a family with 42 women's sneakers. Mengxier insisted on buying a pair of high-end wears in the inner height, otherwise she wouldn't want those sneakers.
"Okay, please satisfy you." Zhou Dalin said gritting his teeth. His natural disaster made Meng Xier talk about it for a night.
Even if he was wearing it, he still wanted to shorten Mengxier half a head.
Walking on the street with him, Mengxier deliberately squatted down and walked, which made people on the street look at them.
"Stand up and walk for me!"
He hated Zhou Dalin. He was so old and was still like a child, and he was willing to make a fool of himself.
Mengxier giggled.
"Didn't you ask me to squat and leave? I'll satisfy you, are you still not satisfied?"
This time Zhou Dalin didn't be polite to her, and grabbed her arm very much.
Mengxier called out "ah" and glared at him.
"What are you doing?"
"If I make a fool of myself again, do you believe it if I catch it even more ruthlessly?" he said viciously.
Mengxier finally straightened her legs.
The two of them bought all the equipment and came out of Clothing Street. It was half past ten, and the pedestrians on the street had become scarce.
This time, Meng Xier finally became bloated and rustic after the clothing chosen by Zhou Dalin for her, and it was not very conspicuous. But at this time, it took about half an hour to drive back and forth, and there was almost nothing on the street. Not only Meng Xier, Zhou Dalin also gushed with hunger.
"Let's not ride a bike, go with your legs." He said to Mengxier, "I originally took you to a few old alleys to let you taste the real food in Linshui. It's too late, so let's go to the alley across the street to see if the snacks are closed there?"
Meng Xier looked indifferent.
"It's okay, you can just ride your bike to take me out tomorrow night."
"I have nothing else to do, I'm doing this with you every day?" He murmured, "Let's talk about it when I have time."
Meng Xier didn't dare to say anything else. She was really happy to be with this guy. All her friends, including the stubborn masters in the capital, could not give her such happiness.
When she heard that he was going to the alley opposite, she looked over there.
In Linshui in 2007, the renovation of the old city was only halfway through. The streets looked very generous. There were many old houses in the alleys behind the streets, and the alleys were dark and they looked a little scared.
However, Meng Xier was not afraid of having a native of Zhou Dalin. He stepped on his long legs and first walked towards the alley with big strides. She was also hungry.
The flat sneakers she wore were comfortable walking, but Zhou Dalin was in a bad mood. He had never worn high heels before. Now he was good. He didn't dare to walk fast, and he sprained his ankle when he walked fast.
"Hey, wait for me, wait for me!" He had no choice but to call her from behind.
To be continued...