Chapter 203 I am a genius (the first 6K chapter)(1/2)
People like Zhao Liangze who have experienced storms were stunned by Wen Yinuo, and forgot to speak for a long time.
It was not until she spread her hands and said, "I don't understand." He came to his senses and laughed and said, "Just just kidding. We believe in 'My destiny is up to me,' and you are the ziwei Doushu, the horoscope, which is not effective for me."
When Lu Jin heard this, he immediately stared at Wen Yinuo with his face saying "Bit him! Bit him" without any wind and waves.
Unexpectedly, Wen Yinuo had no desire to win or lose, but just shrugged, "This is also possible. I am actually very average in this regard. It would be good to have a 30% success rate for people to see the peach blossoms. It is not as good as my uncle, he has at least a 50% success rate."
Wen Yinuo stretched out a white and tender palm, showing a "50%" success rate.
Lu Jin was very disappointed and murmured: "...only 50%? Am I wrong?"
He stood up from the sofa, walked to the long table, pressed the button, and the virtual screen appeared in front of him again.
Lu Jin repeatedly watched the car's route, then watched the double-petaled lotus bloom and disappear, frowned and said, "...I don't believe it's just a coincidence."
Wen Yinuo stretched his neck curiously, looked at the scene of the virtual screen from behind Lu Jin, and felt that he was really amazing.
She smiled and said, "Of course it's not a coincidence. My uncle taught me that I have a formula. After memorizing the formula, I will calculate the direction based on the actual situation, and then drive it over at a certain time."
As the road approached, Xiao Yiyuan and Zhao Liangze looked at her, and the expression on their faces was hard to describe.
Wen Yinuo shrank his neck awkwardly and said, "What's wrong? Don't look at me like this. I'm timid and can't stand the shock..."
Then he pretended to pat his chest and looked like "I'm so scared".
Lu Jin looked at her thoughtfully and said, "...Remember the formulas well? Then calculate the direction according to the actual situation, and drive it over at the established time? - A little girl who knows fortune telling, your position is also calculated, right?"
He was a little thirsty and picked up a bottle of mineral water on the table and started drinking it.
"Yes, it's calculated according to the formula." Wen Yinuo said naturally, "It's not particularly difficult. It was indeed not easy at the beginning, but my uncle and I... used it more."
She originally wanted to say that she was always followed, but suddenly she remembered Zhao Liangze's identity and swallowed that sentence involuntarily.
Unexpectedly, Zhao Liangze was keenly aware of what she swallowed and said with a smile: "...You and your uncle are often followed? Tsk tsk, are you really just showing people Feng Shui? Haven't you done anything else that violates the law, right?"
"No, no!" Wen Yinuo stood up in fear and waved his hand to deny it, "It's really not! It's just that our uncle and nephew are so amazing and talented! Among the Feng Shui masters who graduated from elementary school on average, they are so outstanding that they are inevitably strangled by the flock of chickens..."
puff--!
Lu Jin couldn't help laughing, spewed out the water he had just drunk and poured it all on the virtual screen.
The double-petaled lotus on the screen burst into brighter and more dazzling under the nourishment of the water marks.
Wen Yinuo was very honest at this time, standing with his hands on the trousers, as if he was punished, and then said: "So, when escaping, he always burst into a lot of survival instincts. It was in this way that I learned this set of mantras in the 'near dying' again and again."
Xiao Yiyuan didn't expect that Wen Yinuo followed Zhang Fengqi to see Feng Shui and went through so many things.
He felt both distressed and puzzled, and couldn't help asking: "...Nuo Nuo, is this true? Is there any other kingly law?"
"Isn't there a question of whether there is a king's law?" Wen Yinuo sighed, "The law also stipulates that murders should be paid for their lives. Do you think there are any people who prevent the murderers from appearing?"
"And there are always people who are jealous of the virtuous and capable, especially my uncle and I are so powerful that it affects other people's jobs. As you think, the old saying goes, cutting off people's wealth is like killing parents. If we steal their wealth, they will of course fight back."
Xiao Yiyuan looked at her silently, thinking that she really had to make a lot of money, so that Wen Yinuo would no longer have to go out to show people Feng Shui...
Unexpectedly, this industry is so dangerous. It would be better to close her "family business".
Xiao Yiyuan made up his mind, but said nothing, just stood closer to her.
Zhao Liangze did not respond at this time, but just looked at the road near.
Lu Jin ignored the conversation between Wen Yinuo and Xiao Yiyuan. After thinking for a long time, he couldn't help but ask: "Yinuo, this seamless so-called 'Nine Palaces Lotus Formation' can really be learned by just a set of mantras?"
"Yes." Wen Yinuo blinked in confusion, "Why don't you believe it?"
Her eyes were approaching the road, and Zhao Liangze and Xiao Yiyuan swept around and soon they saw that they were trying hard to hide their disapproval.
Lu Jin sneered and said, "Elementary school students can recite the multiplication formulas of ninety-nine times, but after elementary school students can recite the multiplication formulas, can they build a space shuttle?"
Wen Yinuo: "???"
What a blind metaphor? I forgive her for being stupid and don’t understand the logic between the two.
"Well? Do you think it's impossible?" Lu Jin sneered and waved his hand, turned off the virtual screen, and supported his hands on the long table, and thought deeply: "When you memorize the formula and know how to guide the direction to achieve this effect, the gap between this is just like a primary school student learning to memorize the multiplication formula and then building a space shuttle. - Do you understand what I said?"
Wen Yinuo was embarrassed to laugh, "I understand, you praise me for being a genius!"
The road is near: "!!!"
He was very depressed, but he was amused by Wen Yinuo's words and said with a smile: "You little girl who knows fortune telling is so big-hearted! She is open-minded, and being open-minded is a blessing! - Unlike ordinary girls, she can't help but think about it with just one word from someone else!"
Wen Yinuo said seriously: "Professor Lu, you are wrong. I have more heart than ordinary girls. In a word, they only want seventeen or eighteen round trips, and I can think eighty or eighteen round trips!"
"Oh? You thought about going back and forth so many times, but you didn't feel angry with me?" Lu Jin asked seriously.
"It's because I thought about going back too much, so I finally returned to the original point and returned to the essence." Wen Yinuo said with a smile, "I have learned not to get angry with people for a long time. My uncle said that the girl always sulks, which is prone to breast hyperplasia, and becomes cancer in severe cases."
Zhao Liangze and Xiao Yiyuan both looked away uneasy and wanted to block their ears.
Only Lu Jin is still discussing the academic issue of "women are angry" with relish.
"This is true. Being angry can lead to breast hyperplasia." Lu Jin nodded and said seriously: "The most direct consequence of being angry is endocrine disorders, and endocrine disorders are the number one cause of breast hyperplasia. Therefore, being angry can lead to breast hyperplasia, and there is nothing wrong with it."
Wen Yinuo said "ah" and said in surprise: "Really? I thought my uncle was scaring me... But I really learned not to get angry with people anymore. Anyway, if you have anger, you will suck it. After sucking, it will be over."
Lu Jin smiled and patted her on the shoulder, "Good girl, it's really interesting to talk to you. Your uncle seems to be very interesting too. Can you have the chance to let me meet your uncle?"
"Okay! No problem!" Wen Yinuo agreed immediately, "My uncle envies the cultural people in college the most. I know he also wants to be a university professor, but unfortunately... good fortune is so good..."
Wen Yinuo shook his head and said with some regret.
"Haha, then I'll have a chance in the future." Lu Jin said as he was about to leave.
Wen Yinuo still remembered the delicious seafood fried rice in a certain country and hurriedly called him: "Professor Lu, where are the seafood fried rice you mentioned?"
Lu Jin touched his head, and regretted that he could not successfully slip away, so he had to say, "...Wait, I'll go call."
When he approached Zhao Liangze's office, he took out his cell phone and called Gu Nianzhi.
Gu Nianzhi was looking at the documents in his office. When he saw that it was a number near the road, he hurriedly picked it up and said, "Dad, what's the matter?"
Lu Jin said with confidence: "You tell your husband and said I invited someone to eat fried rice in a certain country. People asked him to cook and asked him when he would have time to make a pot for us today..."
Speaking of it, my voice became lower and lower, and I was obviously not confident.
When Gu Nian heard it, he knew it was "using topics to hype".
With Huo Shaoheng's current status, who dares to "ask him" to cook? - In addition to his family, such as herself and A Sui, there is another one that is near.
However, Lu is close and has always been committed to supporting Huo Shaoheng, so he rarely asks Huo Shaoheng to make food for him.
Today, I suddenly asked Huo Shaoheng to make his specialty seafood fried rice. There must be other reasons.
Gu Nianzhi held his cell phone and said "Oh" long, saying, "Dad, even the three-year-old Asui said, "You don't even believe your words. Do you think I will?"
"My girl is the smartest. I know I'm telling lies at first hearing." Lu Jin was not ashamed, but rather "pleased" Gu Nianzhi with honor, and his tone quickly softened, "...I have no choice but to lose this bet with someone, so I have to ask your husband to help cook..."
Gu Nianzhi was both angry and funny, "Dad, why did you bet with someone else? When did you become so 'very polite' with him'?"
Lu Jin was forced by Gu Nianzhi so much that he had no choice but to touch his nose and "sell" Xiao Asui.
He laughed and said, "You think this idea is good, too? Thanks to our naturally smart little Asui! It was his idea for me!"
Gu Nianzhi: "!!!"
"It's A Sui?! Why did he give you an idea to cheat his father?" Gu Nianzhi was very curious because she knew that although her son was only three years old, he had obviously been "trained" by his father to be very obedient...
"Well... maybe your husband cheated on your son... so your son follows his example..." Lu Jin said with a haha, and finally emphasized: "I really promised others that no one can make the seafood fried rice in a certain country taste like that except for your husband. My friend is very timid. If your husband is not doing it, I'm afraid he won't be able to suppress her."
Seeing that Lu Jin had said everything, Gu Nianzhi had to nod and said, "Okay, I'll call Shaoheng. - When will you treat me?"
Lu Jin was even more disgusted and laughed: "...Is it okay to have lunch today?"
Gu Nianyi looked at the watch, darn! It’s already eleven half past you!
It's only half an hour to prepare at most!
She pulled the corner of her mouth and said, "I can ask you, but I really can't guarantee that this will work."
Lu Jin hurriedly said, "Try it, try it... Maybe you're free?"
Although he said so, he was still cheering in his heart.
Taking advantage of the time when Gu Nianzhi went to call Huo Shaoheng, Lu Jin hurriedly sent a message to Xiao Asui.
Asui is young, and his parents don’t allow him to play with mobile phones and computers now, but he cannot be isolated from these modern technologies. Therefore, Lu Jin added some instant messaging software to his electric toys.
At this time, Asui was dismantling a small telephone with circuit in his toy room.
Suddenly I saw my electric car running to him.
Then the top cover of the car opened, a small display screen stuck out, and a portrait of Lu Jin appeared on it, talking to him: "Asui? I am grandpa!"
A Sui hurriedly threw down the small phone he had dismantled and whispered: "Grandpa, what's the matter?"
"Asui, I've used your method. Do you think your dad will have time to make seafood fried rice today?" Lu Jin's voice was also low.
Asui lay on the ground, holding his fat cheeks with two fat hands, and said with a smile: "Hey! I have time! I know he is on vacation today! But he said he is very busy and is playing with his computer in the study!"
"That's good...this is good..." Lu Jin wiped the sweat from his forehead and said with a smile: "When grandpa brings the guests to your house for lunch later, remember to stay calm and don't let the trouble. Have you heard of it?"
"I know grandpa, just promise you don't let me get it out..." A Sui lazily stretched out his little finger and turned the small display screen on the car.
Lu Jin remembered that he had already "telled" Gu Nianzhi, and suddenly felt a little guilty and felt sorry for Xiao Asui.
To be continued...