Chapter 430 Unforgettable Wedding Night
When the fat-headed fish saw Min Weixiu coming back, she threw the wine cup and her little face blushed and rushed over, "Weixiu Weixiu! The good cabbage was urged by the pigs. This sentence is really correct! If you want to marry the three kings, why don't you invite me to drink!"
"I was angry at first and didn't want to come, but I saw that your guests left early, for fear that no one would waste the banquet. I called all my relatives and friends."
Jiang Yanyi jumped three feet high, "What does it mean to be a good cabbage huddled by a pig!"
If this fat-headed fish spirit doesn’t know where to learn it, I will just talk nonsense!
Jiang Yanzhi is obviously a beautiful tree, so he is not like a pig!
The fat-headed fish touched the head, "Isn't it right? My mother asked me, what kind of sperm is Weixiu? What kind of sperm are you? I said Weixiu's waist is thin, and she shakes when walking. My mother said it was either cabbage or aquatic plants. Besides, you are white and fat, my mother said it was definitely a pig!"
"I said no, you are human beings. My mother said that there are many monsters who have experienced in the world who say they are human beings!"
Jiang Yanzhi covered his feet and was so angry that he was so angry that he jumped, and his foot was like breaking!
The fat-headed fish smiled and took out a brocade box, "This is a gift I specially prepared for Weixiu. A box of pearls was prepared by me; that duck-feather fan was prepared by my cousin duck spirit, and the gift was light and affection was heavy! And this, this was prepared by my father, a small sword! Have you heard of the carving boat and asking for swords? That's that!"
"My father often tells me about this! He said, there was a master in the previous dynasty who took his students out for a trip one day and talked about "Lüshi Chunqiu" on a small boat, mocking the Chu people for carving boats and asking for swords. He deliberately threw his sword into the river and then carved a mark on the boat. Tell his students that carving boats and asking for swords is something that a fool does!"
"Unexpectedly, my father happened to swim by, and the sword almost cut off its head. My father was very angry and wanted to teach the master a lesson, so he carried the sword and ran with the boat. When he arrived at the center of the river, the master proudly reached out to snatch it. Haha, my father handed the sword to him, and he was scared at that time!"
Fathead Fish’s cousin is a duck? How did you get married?
Carving a boat and asking for a sword... What the hell? Are you sure you learned to make a fool of yourself after listening to the story of the snake spirit told by Wei Xiu?
Min Weixiu smiled and took it, "It turns out that I am wrong, I should have invited you here. Thank you so much."
When the other guests saw it, they all gathered around, "Yes, the three kings, we are all kind-hearted. Look at your wedding, it's okay if there is no one to celebrate. How can there be no ghosts? That's not enough!"
Jiang Yanzhi twitched the corner of his mouth and bowed, "Everyone, you don't know any of you kings..."
When the man with an arrow on his head heard this, he shouted, "It doesn't matter if he doesn't know the three kings and three kings. He will always know each other in the future. We are waiting in line for you to clear your grievances and then reincarnate..."
Jiang Yanzhi looked at the man wearing a Wei and Jin robe over there, "What about you? You have been dead for many years, and you are not under the jurisdiction of this king. Why are you so unjust..."
This is definitely here to eat and drink!
The man smiled and stretched out his hand, and saw a scroll in his hand, "I know you now! I'm an antique, I'll pick any of the funeral objects, hehe."
Jiang Yanzhi's face looked a little better. Alas, he was really crazy and brave. He even dared to accept the gift of ghosts!
He glanced at Min Weixiu quietly, and saw that the corner of her mouth was much more energetic than before, and he felt relieved. Just be a ghost, just be a ghost. Just Weixiu is happy. It is useless to collect money from the underworld. Maybe he can still be rich if he goes to the underworld in the future!
At that time, I will use it to bribe the King of Hell, and will be reborn in the future, and will be a husband and wife with Weixiu!
Jiang Yanzhi felt so happy.
After three rounds of wine, the fat-headed fish wiped the oil from its mouth, "Three kings, there is something strange to say. Recently, I often stayed at the bottom of the lake and soaked a corpse, which was smelly. The man was soaked, just like a steamed bun. Can you do it well? Let's ask someone to take him away... Otherwise, I'll have to take three baths a day and I'll still smell it."
As soon as the fat-headed fish opened its mouth, the man with an arrow on his head immediately shouted, "Why do you little fish demon still lead the line? I got up early and went to queue up late, so I was ranked first and squeezed into the three royal palaces. Is it easy for me?"
The fat-headed fish hugged Min Weixiu's arm and looked at the ghost with arrows on it...
The ghost lowered his head, forget it, the backer of him is Madam Min Wu... All three kings must kneel down!
Jiang Yanzhi covered his eyes and knew that it was difficult to collect money from ghosts! Most of these people did not come to have wedding banquets!
"Which lake have you been in lately? When did people throw them in? Is no one here to look for it?"
Jiang Yanzhi asked, if the case was involved, it was within the territory of Kaifeng Prefecture, which was his duty.
Fathead Fish thought for a while, "I don't know the specifics. The body is in the Cai River, near Yiqiao. I often hear a woman crying, and I don't know if she is here to find someone."
Min Weixiu sighed a little, "Is there no one in Kaifeng Prefecture to report the case?"
Jiang Yanzhi frowned, "I haven't heard of this case. I'll go to Caihe until tomorrow to take a look and pick up the person first. That Arrow Brother..."
Jiang Yanzhi said, and turned around and hugged his head speechlessly.
I saw the ghosts who had been having wedding banquets lined up one by one. The four treasures of the study that Wei and Jin brothers didn't know where they were taking out. They were writing and writing, while shouting, "Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, we will register one by one. We are talking nonsense, and the three kings can't hear clearly, so they have written them down. When he has time, they will come to check them one by one. Everyone has been dead for so long, and it's not too long for a day or a half, just wait..."
It was a mess until midnight that these people left behind a messy cup...
Jiang Yanzhi held the thick booklet and returned to the main courtyard with the help of Min Weixiu.
The whole house became quiet.
Min Weixiu and Jiang Yanzhi looked at the red candles shining in the room, and then they felt a little nervous.
What to do? She just remembered now that today is the wedding night...
"Weixiu, do you eat jelly? I just drank a lot of wine and I was sweating hot and sweating. Eating jelly will make you feel more comfortable..."
Min Weixiu smiled and felt relaxed. That was Jiang Yanzhi, Jiang Yanzhi who was with her every day. What's so nervous about her?
"Eat! But let's treat your feet first. You can't ask me to carry you to Caihe tomorrow, right?"
Chapter completed!