Chapter 207 Sleeping by mistake
Chapter 207: Sleeping by mistake
A split headache!
Zhang Yang finally woke up, feeling his whole body numb. It seemed that he had just fought with hundreds of people and could not feel the existence of his body. He felt like firecrackers were setting off in his head, and the roar was constantly echoing. When his eyes opened a crack, he immediately closed because of the dazzling light.
Damn, how many times are you drunk?
Zhang Yang lay motionless, soothing the uncomfortable spirit of his whole body.
It’s so damn. Why did you drink so much wine yesterday? You must never get drunk again in the future. This is purely self-abuse!
By the way... How did I go home yesterday? A question suddenly popped up in Zhang Yang's heart, and memories surged like a tide: Last night, I went to the class reunion first, and then went to KTV to sing together, but I met Yu Li, who was almost abused. He angrily took action, fucked a team of security guards, entered the *** bureau together, and later sent Yu Li home...
Why didn't it happen?
He had no impression of it. How did he get home? Strange!
Bang!
Just as he was wondering, a palm suddenly landed on Zhang Yang's chest. Zhang Yang was shocked and quickly opened his eyes. The dazzling light immediately made his already groggy head even more uncomfortable. After a long splash, he finally saw clearly that there was still someone lying on the bed, a sexy woman with long hair and a hot figure, and only a cotton T-shirt and thong on her body - Yu Li!
And he himself was barely covered in his body, and his left hand passed through the other party's neck and grabbed her proud and upright weapon, round and solid.
No, no!
Did you have a relationship with the other person while drunk again like in the previous life?
Zhang Yang looked at himself as he was bound to be full of things when he woke up every morning, and wanted to feel if there were any signs of "doing it". But yesterday he drank too much, not only was he numb, but even that place didn't seem to belong to him, and he didn't feel anything at all!
Did it? Or didn't do it?
What surprised Zhang Yang was that he didn't feel much guilt! Lin Yu... Zhang Yang was silent. He didn't know if he still loved her. The betrayal spike had deeply hurt his heart. Zhang Yang really didn't know what kind of feeling he felt about Lin Yu now.
"Well, my head... hurts so much!" Yu Li hummed, her long eyelashes trembled slightly, and slowly opened them, but like Zhang Yang, she immediately felt the dazzling light and immediately closed it again. She twisted her snake-like body and stuck it tighter to Zhang Yang's body, muttering, "Fefei, when did you come back?"
Zhang Yang didn't move at all, and tried hard to think about the safest response strategy!
Slap, Yu Li slapped Zhang Yang's weapon, and reached out to hold it and touched it, murmured: "Feifei, what are you bringing, hard, long, princess, a bit like a man's thing! Little girl, you really have to buy that thing, right?"
She barely supported her upper body, drooped her black hair, and looked at Zhang Yang.
Hey, when did Feifei have plastic surgery?
No, this face seems to be quite familiar, yes, yes, it is my former student, Zhang Yang!
Yu Li was frightened and her hands suddenly tightened!
"ah--"
Two screams came out of the bed at the same time, one was frightened and the other... was pinched and hurt!
"You, you--" Yu Li was so scared that she was disgraced, "Rogue, beast, animal!" Two clear tears rolled down immediately.
Zhang Yang didn't care about the pain in the heat, and quickly threw Yu Li, who was struggling to get up, reached out and pressed the other party's mouth, because the other party was obviously going to run out and shout for help! He said seriously: "Teacher Yu, think about what happened yesterday first!"
Yesterday... a series of shots emerged in Yu Li's mind: she was invited to go to KTV to sing, but was drunk and half awake. When she saw Hou Bihua and the fat man named Qian, she struggled to escape from the box and ran into Zhang Yang, a former student, and then...
All the memories were replayed in Yu Li's mind, including her shamelessly trying to keep him, and remembering that the two of them were drunk and finally climbed onto the bed and went to bed for some reason.
Seeing Yu Li gradually calming down, Zhang Yang breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I let go of my hand now, you won't scream again, right?"
Yu Li blinked repeatedly, and Zhang Yang let go of his hand. The two looked at each other, both embarrassed and didn't know what to say.
"Zhang Yang-" Just a few seconds later, Yu Li spoke and said, "What I said yesterday was serious! If I were not so drunk, I would never say those words, but since I have lost all my face, I don't want any self-esteem! Give me money and I will be your mistress!"
"Teacher Yu, you don't have to do this. I will pay for your mother to treat her illness. Don't give it back, really!" Zhang Yang said sincerely.
Yu Li smiled and seemed to have completely let go, saying, "I am not you, why should I take your money for nothing? That may be a debt that I will never get rid of in my life. With such a burden on my back, I will go crazy! Take away my body, this is the only thing I can give you!"
There have always been only bad people to be beautiful women, why is the situation going backwards now? Zhang Yang had a faint voice in his heart and said, "Idiot, please agree quickly! Didn't you always want to hold her in your arms when you were in college? Now the opportunity is right in front of you, you can do whatever you want to do to her!"
However, because Zhang Yang liked Yu Li, he couldn't accept treating a woman he loved as a mistress!
Besides, he was stabbed by Luo Xinyan and Lin Yu in a row. At least for a short period of time, he would never want to have any involvement with any woman.
He shook his head and said, "Can't you think I'm showing love?"
"If you didn't use the thing below to push me, maybe I would believe you!" Yu Li said calmly.
Zhang Yang couldn't help but blush. Somehow, the weapon that had turned into a soft snake was raised again by her before, and in order to stop Yu Li from running out and shouting for help, Zhang Yang pressed his entire body against the plump and charming body of the other party. The weapon was now pressing straight against the other party's smooth and satiny belly.
Now that I jumped into the Yellow River, I couldn’t wash it clearly!
"Accident, it's really an accident!" Zhang Yang argued, but he didn't expect the other party to believe it.
"It's really just an accident?" Yu Li let go of her heart and immediately showed the freedom of a mature woman, saying, "Isn't it a man's dream to get her former teacher? Otherwise, how could so many of her uniform temptations be in the teacher profession?"
Zhang Yang was speechless and thought for a long time before saying, "Did we do it yesterday?" This is very important. He really didn't want to have the closest relationship with the person he once loved.
"What have you done?" Yu Li asked back.
"Just...you know?"
"I don't understand!"
“…”
"Did it!" Yu Li suddenly answered again.
A bolt from the blue, Zhang Yang was stupid, and actually had sex with Yu Li while drunk again! But when his eyes swept over the messy sheets, he suddenly said: "We didn't do it yesterday! There was no blood on the bed!"
Yu Li was stunned and said, "Do you think I am still ***?"
"You said yesterday that your boyfriend wants to have sex with you and make up for his losses! This means that you have never had a relationship before!"
"He is not my first boyfriend!"
Zhang Yang shook his head, and thought to himself, "Since she has to be my lover to accept my help, let her do it well! Sun Xinyu's words, I'm still afraid that she will force me to *** with a gun, and she can't get the gun, so what am I afraid of! What the hell is this? I rarely do a good thing, how could it turn out like this? Also, what am I afraid of? I didn't have sex with a woman in my previous life!"
"Okay, we didn't do it yesterday, I'm still ***. You should be satisfied with it. ***. What about ***? This is what men want to do the most, right?" Yu Li looked at the ceiling buzzingly, "Five years, I'll give you five years of youth, and you should be able to pay off your debts owed to you!"
"teacher--"
"Isn't it enough? I'll do it with you. My old classmate said that if you sell it with my appearance, you can sell it at least 2,000 yuan a night. It will take about 3 million yuan to completely cure my mother's illness... You have to do it with me 1,500 times before you can make it back, which is a bit of a loss!"
"Yu Li!" Zhang Yang suddenly roared and said loudly, "Don't fucking mean you anymore! I won't tell you anything like dirty body and clean soul! If you feel uncomfortable, just cry and stop talking in such a sarcastic tone!"
Yu Li looked at Zhang Yang blankly, her eyes slowly turned red, and she also shouted: "Which woman wants to be a ***? But what else can I do besides selling meat? I am just an ordinary woman, not a strong woman. Apart from being a teacher, I don't know how to make money! I also want dignity, but I am a mistress for someone, so what else should I pretend to be? If I pretend, I am still a *** who sells my body!"
The two of them fell silent again in an instant.
"Card!"
There was a sound of unlocking outside, and then a woman walked in and closed the door with a "slap". She changed her shoes at the door and said, "Yu Li, you lazy woman, haven't you gone to school yet? You're going to be late!"
She took off her clothes and walked to the bedroom, saying, "It's so exhausting to work night shifts! Alas, why can't I find a good husband to marry and be a family cook every day?"
Pushing open the empty door, she also took off her clothes to a dark red thong, holding a fierce cover that she had just taken off in her hand, lowered her head and raised her eyes. She suddenly saw that in addition to Yu Li, there was a naked man on the bed!
"Ah--" She screamed in fear immediately, and quickly grabbed the sheet on the bed and wrapped herself around.
"Hey, it's you!" In a panic, she still glanced at Zhang Yang's appearance and immediately exclaimed.
Chapter completed!