Chen Xia went to the night shift today, and the ones who were on the shift were Bai Hua, Wu Shaochen, Tao Lili, and Lao Du went to the internal medicine clinic to help.

The emergency department doctors were almost all night owls. Chen Xia's arrival made everyone get an excitation injection. So while not rescuing the patient, everyone drank Coke and asked Chen Laoshi to tell him some common sense about CT.

Chen Xia was idle too. Since the little doctors wanted to learn, he could teach them. So a group of people gathered at a table, and Chen Xia wrote and painted on paper to teach everyone some knowledge.

Wan Lu came in from outside and saw Chen Xia happily shouting: "The rescue room is so empty today. What are you talking about by Chen Laoshi?"

As soon as these words came out, the four people looked up in horror.

Wu Shaochen lamented: "It's over, it's over."

Legend has it that there is a kind of "night shift god" in the hospital. This god is very dangerous. The more you are afraid of it, the more you will be.

For example, if you say that the duty is so empty tonight, wait and the patients will deliver it to you one after another.

If you say that the patients are safe tonight, waiting, either the blood pressure in the third bed is gone or the respiratory distress in the fourth bed, you will be able to rescue the patients slowly this night.

For example, Chen Xia often encountered it in his previous life. He was always calm in the office, but as long as he had a little takeout and the midnight snack was delivered, the "God of Night Shift" would never let you take a bite, and the patient would suddenly suffer from sudden illness.

There is another unwritten rule regarding night shifts, that is, you must not transfer the shift casually, otherwise your night shift will be very "mold", and you may keep sitting up and going all night.

Don’t ask why you know, Chen Laoshi’s personal test is effective.

The "God of Night Shift" is also particularly good at bullying. Newcomers who have just come to work usually collect several hospitalized patients during night shifts, because their aura is too weak to suppress them. The young doctor is on duty and starts with three serious patients every night shift.

Also, you must not show off, you must not have dangerous ideas such as "Hey, you're not very busy tonight" and "I'm quite idle tonight". Because this idea emerges, you will be immediately slapped in the face by reality.

Even when it is seven o'clock in the morning, you cannot relax. Chen Xia's personal experiences do not count until the last moment. There may be trouble at any time. Only when you laugh to the end will you be the real winner.

When he first started working, he had to take patients every night shift, but when others handed over the shift, he "confiscated new patients, nothing special to explain". He ended in one sentence, and he hated him so much that he was itchy.

In addition, there are taboos to order late-night snacks. For example, if you order Pizza Hut takeout during the night shift in the cardiology department, you will inevitably have ventricular fibrillation, heart rupture, and myocardial infarction patients are waiting for you. The Corians call it "must, win, kill".

As soon as Wan Lu said this, everyone looked at the door of the rescue room in horror, and they thought silently, 1, 2, 3~~~

Bang!

The door of the rescue room was pushed open suddenly, and then there was a miserable roar: "Doctor~~Help~~"

A few men were seen carrying a middle-aged woman with a door panel and running into the emergency room quickly.

Wait, why use the door panel? Isn’t this too unlucky?

I saw the woman on the door panel yelling: "Let me die, I don't want to live, little girl, Ni Zi, Xixi is the end."

The patient was emotionally excited and the family members were even more excited. A middle-aged man shouted loudly: "Doctor, my wife took rat poison, hurry up, help me."

The woman's screams also attracted the attention of some patients' families outside and committed suicide by drinking pesticides. This was a popular farce in the 1980s and 1990s, and it happened almost every village.

People at this time don’t know what’s going on. Men, women, young and old drink pesticides and take rat poison whenever they have troubles. Is this because of the good taste?

It’s better to jump into the river than to die. The problem can be solved in a few minutes, so it’s still a “noisy” idea. Many people who drink pesticides may not necessarily want to die, but they just can’t scare others for a moment.

But you should know that with such medical conditions in the 1970s and 1980s, such scary behavior would cost death, except for eating fake pesticides.

"Rat Poison?"

Chen Xia quickly directed: "Wan Lu, prepare for stomach washing, Wu Shaochen, prepare blue alum water."

At this time, Yuezhou People's Hospital did not have a very common gastric sanitizer in later generations. When you encounter this kind of gastric sanitizer, eating poisonous rats and drinking hair salves, you will forcefully put water on your stomach to wash your stomach.

If you can drink it yourself, drink it yourself. If you can’t drink it, use the tube to manually cleanse your stomach. This process will be painful.

The condition is an order, everyone takes their place. The patient is still making noises and cursing loudly. Even the 18th generation of the ancestors of my husband's family have been scolded, and her husband almost knelt on the ground and begged his wife to cooperate.

Chen Xia walked around this woman twice, and always felt something strange. She took rat poison. Why did she look like she took stimulant? She had no clinical symptoms at all?

But the woman's husband even brought mouse poison specimens, so he basically didn't run away. Chen Xia used his eyes to signal a few families who were accompanying him, and everyone held the patient down like a pig.

Wu Shaochen had a quick physical examination.

The high blood pressure and the accelerated heartbeat and breathing are probably related to the woman's emotional excitement after scolding for a long time. There is no muscle tremor, no consciousness disorders, and systemic paroxysmal convulsions, and all the nervous system is negative.

Chen Xia quickly asked the patient: "Sister, do you feel dizzy and want to vomit?"

"I'll spit your mom, get out, I don't want to rescue me."

The doctor was saliva on his face, Chen Xia closed his eyes and forced himself to hold back his nausea and continued the problem:

"Sister, how many fingers do I have?"

Chen Xia wanted to see if she had blurred vision, but this woman was extremely invincible in combat. She struggled and scolded:

"You guys don't have a good thing, I'll babe, babe, babe, I won't rescue you, let me die~~~~~"

OK, Chen Xia was sprayed again, so be patient. If you beat the patient, you will be fired.

Since the patient could not communicate, Chen Xia directly asked the patient's family, the man who was almost kneeling on the ground, "Are you sure your wife took rat poison?"

"OK, OK, OK!"

"Okay, this sister, now we are going to start gastric lavage. You can think clearly about it yourself. Should we drink this gastric lavage potion yourself or should we force it to be given?"

After saying that, Chen Xia took a thick leather tube, gestured to her mouth, and made a vicious intubation action.

The woman was so clever, "I can drink it myself, so I don't want you to drink it."

Wu Shaochen handed out a bottle of blue alum water, and the woman took a sip and spit it out. The family members next to her were amazed:

"Oh, this medicine is really effective. It can induce vomiting in just one mouthful. There are some things to save."

Only Chen Xia and the others knew that the vomiting was because the taste of blue alum water was so bad and strange. It was like drinking dishwashing liquid, it would be strange if it didn't vomit.
Chapter completed!