Chapter 246: There must be an elegant and high-end way to troll people!! (Please subscribe~monthly ticket!)

The battle of tearing B apart was very exciting.

Fans of Brother Jie always feel that they seem to already know the strong ability of Brother Jie to talk.

But today after the First World War, my three views have been refreshed.

It can be said that Li Shaojie's rich vocabulary and knowledge in boxing and the variety of tricks completely exceed the imagination of netizens.

Facing the logical Gang Jing, Li Shaojie's knowledge and logical ability were unparalleled. When distracted, he could even use different professional knowledge to fight back against Gang Jing from different angles.

Just like before, from the perspectives of literature, music, Buddhist philosophy, etc., I used my strong writing skills to leave people speechless.

And when faced with trolls, he showed unparalleled qualities.

No matter how dirty and dirty the words of these netizens were, Li Shaojie showed an astonishing vocabulary.

Those vicious words made even passers-by feel their blood pressure rising.

But looking back at Li Shaojie's reply, it seemed like he was on a wonderful journey.

Fans can't help but feel that they are worthy of being the composer who scored "JOJO". This wonderful metaphor has been engraved in their bones.

[Yes, yes, I am shit, but you are just that soft roasted sweet potato that was accidentally thrown into the toilet and smashed. The unfed troll next door to you came smelling the sweet potato scent.

, glanced at the ground, and stuck out his sinful little tongue, and then it made the front page headlines the next day. Some people said that he was eating me in the toilet, but in fact I knew he was licking you.]

[Forget about your fighting power. The logic of the preface and the follower is like using Xi'an's Tongguan steamed buns with Changsha's stinky tofu. It looks golden and crispy on the outside with unique texture, but in fact it breaks when touched.

All the exposed stuff is black, and it smells a bit bad.】

Anyway, the complicated emotions of those who have been blessed by Brother Jie are like receiving freshly baked Spongebob pants on their birthday morning.

And if you are an unreasonable and troublesome type of bully, Li Shaojie can shut you up with three clicks.

No matter how extravagant you are, as long as you are making trouble unreasonably and trying to make people miserable by being a scoundrel.

Many people look at those outrageous words that are completely confusing and feel that something is wrong, but they don’t know how to fight back.

Li Shaojie doesn't know how to fight back. Some people just can't understand what they say and are making trouble unreasonably. If you want to refute, you may have to write a long paper to analyze his ingredients and logic.

This method is not suitable for this kind of one-on-one scolding battle with a large group.

So Li Shaojie would only ask questions about three souls.

"What breed are you?"

"Can you speak human language?"

"Have you finished your homework?"

If the opponent is bad, so is Li Shaojie.

Anyway, it's useless to write ink. Just tell me if you can speak human language and that'll be it.

This isn't even the most outrageous.

The most outrageous thing is this person

After cursing and cursing, he actually started singing?

"I seemed to vaguely [hear] someone being [teaching] me, telling me not to show off [the horns] like this. Unfortunately, you didn't [fulfill] your human responsibilities, and you still have some [sickness] in your mind.

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"Cynically criticizing [Luck], taking [poison] and [fainting] on the spot, and trying to grab other people's [feet], I have doubts, what kind of light can make you [embrace]?"

Yes.

In the beginning it was just an ordinary text battle.

Later, Li Shaojie even opened the microphone directly.

The rhythm is not difficult, and you can tell that you have prepared it right away.

Play a few piano chords as a loop.

The wild show began.

"You can use a little [rhyme] and a little [roar] when speaking, otherwise it will sound not only [boring] but also very [boring]."

"What? You said I can only double-bet?"

"Where are you [chirping] [seventy-seven-eighty-eighty] [cracking] [chirping] [chirping] without a head and a shameless [laughing]? The one lying down is called [all swiping]."

Don't tell me, there are really trolls trying to divert attention.

Blaming Li Shaojie, "Ning Ning only knows the simplest rhymes" and so on.

But Li Shaojie, a senior accompaniment expert, naturally thinks about the problem in a flawless way.

He directly sent a voice message and started talking to himself, which made the fans feel numb.

[Good guy! Brother Jie is so cruel that he even beats himself up!!]

[I was just about to say it, but the words haven’t been typed yet]

【Great birthday! Brother Jie is on the mic!!】

"Forget about four guarantors, I'll give you sixteen guarantors, twenty guarantors, or a hundred guarantors."

"You're screaming quack quack quack quack."

"I slap slap slap slap on your face."

"You're screaming so miserably."

"Crying so loudly wow wow wow wow wow."

"It amused the audience hahahahaha"

"Waving flags and shouting, kill, kill, kill, kill."

"The tomb is filled with flowers."

In fact, he directly demonstrated what it means to be a "professional troll" on the spot.

The level of professionalism is outrageous, even a ten-year-old YY pentathlon athlete can feel inferior to him.

"Yes, yes, you are awesome. You dare to race in the third ring. You drive a go-kart. Not only do you carry a big iron pot on your back, you also drift and read novels with one hand."

"Bah bah bah."

Li Shaojie's firepower is super fierce.

But the enemy's vitality is also very tenacious.

I don’t know where they came from, so many P talkers suddenly appeared.

Chen Run directly doubted life after watching it.

Putting down the phone, I couldn't help but want to ask Brother Jie.

If you continue to scold me, will you really release a song?

Looking at the horrific "battlefield", and then looking at the army of oral pleasure that seems to be a little defeated

Chen Run, who originally planned to pay attention to the incident at any time and prepare for work, stopped doing so at that time.

Netizens have always targeted public figures online.

When have you ever seen a public figure pick out a group of people to troll online?!

What should we do about this PR?

Thinking of this, Chen Run quickly called.

".Brother Jie, this"

After a pause, Chen Run scratched his head.

"Should I make a statement about this matter?"

Chen Run couldn't help but complain.

"It doesn't matter if you say you drank too much."

"Pull me down, do you think I'm doing drunken boxing here?"

Li Shaojie rolled his eyes.

“What’s the publicity about this thing?”

It was probably because Chen Run had never seen such a scene before, so he felt a little incomprehensible for a moment.

For normal celebrities, public relations will definitely come into play at this time.

But Li Shaojie didn't think he was going too far.

Right, let's talk about things, we are all reasonable people, if these people can't reason, they can't blame me.

"Do you really think that I am incapable of fighting if I am engaged in serious music?"

Li Shaojie rolled his eyes.
To be continued...