Chapter 112 God help me too(1/2)
It was such a thunderclap on the ground!
impossible!
This is absolutely impossible!
This tm must be an illusion!
It makes no sense. I grew up watching meteors make wishes. Everything went against my wishes. Without exception, I was already very lucky to not follow the footsteps of the little match girl. ◎
Han Yi was stunned, motionless, sweating profusely.
Xiao Yun was not much better, his little finger trembled slightly, "Han-Han Yi, have you heard it?"
"I--I heard it."
"Is this true?"
"Pinch your thighs and see if it's true."
"oh."
"Ouch!"
Han Yi suddenly felt a pain in his thigh, woke up, looked at Xiao Yun and said, "What are you doing when you pinch me?"
Xiao Yunmengmeng said: "It doesn't hurt if I pinch you!"
As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly stood up and said, "Isn't this a dream? Oh, is your wish effective? It's over, it's over."
Han Yi said in a daze: "Sister, even if the wish I made is effective, that's a good thing. What does it mean to be finished?"
Xiao Yun said depressedly: "I don't want to make a cow or a horse for you."
It turns out that's all, huh, you woman is famous for not being trustworthy, I will believe you, and you will be a ghost. Han Yi rolled his eyes and said, "It's great, you want it, I don't want it."
Just then, I heard a squeak, and someone said again: "Brother Han, something happened? I seemed to hear the sound of thunder."
I saw Xiaopang and Ono walking out of the house, rubbing their eyes.
It seems that this is true.
Han Yi and Xiao Yun looked at each other again.
"This is true, you didn't lie to me!"
Xiao Yun suddenly pursed his mouth, and seemed to be about to cry.
Han Yi said in surprise: "What am I lying to you?"
"It turns out that making wishes to meteors can really come true." Xiao Yun said: "I have seen so many meteors, but I have never made wishes at once. I---I--."
Losing!
Xiao Yun felt that he had lost a lot, and so many wishes were wasted.
“…!”
Han Yi was speechless for a while. Of course he was a lie, but he was planning for others and accomplishing things. If God wants to accomplish things, he could do nothing! But this joke was a bit big!
"Brother Han, sister, what are you talking about?"
Brother Xiong, Ono walked to them and looked at them with a curious look.
Xiao Yun is not in the mood to speak.
Han Yi rubbed her forehead and said, "We are telling a sad story."
At this time, I heard loud noises outside again.
Han Yi suddenly remembered something and immediately said, "You guys stay here first, I'll go out and take a look."
Xiong Di and Ono also wanted to go, but Han Yi did not agree. He asked them to stay here for a good time, and then hurried out. However, he was not alone. Now he is the key target of protection. Yang Zhanfei arranged ten masters to protect him personally.
When I came outside, I saw rows of soldiers running by on the street.
What happened? It could be that the meteor fell into the city, right? In this case, I will become a sinner for the ages.
Han Yi was about to find someone to come and ask. Suddenly, three or five whistle riders came to him, and one of them said, "Young Master Han. You are the best here. Our second master please go to Nan Wall immediately."
Han Yi was stunned, nodded, and rushed to the south wall.
When we arrived at the south wall, we saw Yang Zhanfei standing beside the wall and staring at the distance.
"Second Young Master. Mr. Han is here."
Yang Zhanfei said: "Brother Han, God helps me, God helps me!"
Han Yi said in surprise: "What does it mean?"
"Come here quickly."
Yang Zhanfei eagerly pulled Han Yi to the wall, then pointed to the distance and said, "Look at that side."
Han Yi looked at it and saw a fire in the distance soaring into the sky. It was a meteorite without thinking.
Yang Zhanfei said happily: "You must not guess that the divine stone descended from heaven just now fell there."
I can't guess because this meteorite was from my wish. Han Yi didn't want to make a sound.
Yang Zhanfei then said, "You can't guess even more that the place where the divine stone fell seemed to be the enemy's military camp."
"It's not like this!"
Han Yi looked shocked. It was already very proud of God's face when he made a meteorite for him, but he didn't expect that God would really fall into the enemy's barracks with such a great face. He couldn't help but think, was God making up for my 365 unfulfilled wishes before?
Yang Zhanfei said: "It's not clear yet. I've sent someone to inquire. I believe there will be news soon." As he said that, he clenched his left fist and hit his right palm hard. "This divine stone can destroy all the enemy, that's great."
Han Yi frowned and said, "Second Young Master, but most of those people are also some people."
Yang Zhanfei was stunned and said, "But who told them to rebel? This is all his fault. He can't blame others. Think about it, before they attacked Yangzhou, they thought that most of them were people here."
Han Yi was stunned and didn't say anything more. After all, he was not a person of the same era, and his thoughts would inevitably be different.
After a while, a whistleman rushed up to the city wall, "Report to the second young master, the divine stone really fell into the enemy camp."
"What?"
Han Yi was shocked and almost bit off his tongue. This was too mysterious. He still thought he was dreaming.
Yang Zhanfei was overjoyed and said, "Will all the enemy troops be destroyed by the divine stone?"
"That's not. The divine stone is not very big. It just destroyed several tents of the enemy's front army, but now the enemy is in chaos."
Yang Zhanfei felt a little regretful and said, "It's a pity that it's late at night and I didn't make any arrangements in advance. Otherwise, if I led the army to attack at this time, I would definitely win a great victory."
This was very, very dangerous in ancient times. It was not as performed on TV. Night battles could be fought at any time. In fact, there were very few night battles in ancient times, and it was necessary to deploy them carefully before, because you could not see the road clearly at night. Even if you couldn't even see clearly, it was very dangerous to rush out rashly.
Han Yi said: "I don't agree with attacking. The second young master thought of it, then Chen Shuozhen must have thought of it too. It was midnight. If Chen Shuozhen set up an ambush on both sides of the road, we will definitely go there but not return."
Yang Zhanfei nodded and sighed: "I missed such a good opportunity so in vain, I'm really unwilling to accept it!"
Han Yi's eyes turned and he smiled and said, "What the second young master said is that God is helping us, we can't waste this opportunity in vain."
Yang Zhanfei said happily: "Do you have a way?"
Han Yi said: "The second young master does not need to send people to attack at all. He just needs to send someone to take the war drum. Hiding near the enemy camp, then hit the war drum and intimidate the enemy. We can also use the trick. Didn't Chen Shuozhen say that she is a disciple of the Taishang Laojun? We just say that she is actually the Taishang Laojun's mount, secretly descending to earth and turning into a fairy. In an attempt to disrupt the world, it has violated the laws of heaven. So the heaven sent gods and Buddhas to arrest her and return to the heavenly court. In this way, her believers will have doubts about her, and this will not only not repel them, but also completely dismantle them."
He has never read a book and has read Journey to the West at other people's doorsteps. This is what it says.
Yang Zhanfei's eyes flashed quickly when he heard this, and said, "Mire! Wonderful! Wonderful! This plan is very wonderful! I will make arrangements now."
Time is tight, so he immediately went down to make arrangements.
Chen Shuozhen is really unlucky. She was fooled by Han Yi's empty city plan during the day and was in such a disaster again at night. She is really unlucky. Drinking cold water will make you feel blocked between your teeth.
Just as the rebels were in chaos, the drums of war suddenly sounded on the two mountains beside them.
This scared the rebels' courage. They had not yet walked out of the shadow of the meteorite bombardment, and saw the Tang army attacking again, and they were in chaos. You must know that they were all people and had not received any training. If they could win the battle all the way, it would be fine. Once there was an accident, it would be difficult to control.
Many people shouted in unison, saying that Chen Shuozhen was just the mount of the Taishang Laojun, who secretly descended to the earth and turned into a demon, trying to harm the mortal world. Now it has caused the heavens to be angry, so he ordered the gods and Buddhas to come down to the earth to deal with the demon.
This shout is amazing, because these rebels only saw the gods and Buddhas coming during the day, and the divine stone fell down that night. It is hard not to believe that if you, Chen Shuo, are really fairy, God should help you, and this divine stone should also fall on the other party's side. Why do you fall on our side? It can be seen that the gods and Buddhas are real, then you, Chen Shuozhen --.
Although I don’t know what was going on inside the rebels, all the rebels retreated before dawn that night.
This battle is really impossible to fight.
The Yangzhou crisis was lifted instantly.
Han Yi was also unexpected. This was really a classic battle and it was probably difficult to replicate.
No matter what, the rebels left, and they retreated without even a single arrow. The city of Yangzhou was filled with joy, and happiness came too quickly. They were really not prepared at all.
It was already dawn.
Han Yi dragged his tired body back to the residence, and saw three people standing inside, including Xiong Di, Ono, and Yang Feixue.
"Brother Han is here."
Accompanied by the Hunter's shout.
Xiong Di and Ono immediately flew out, each of them took Han Yi's hand and dragged him into the yard.
Han Yi smiled and said, "Why are you two so enthusiastic today? Miss Yang is so early!"
To be continued...