Chapter 1465 Happy cooperation
high!
It's really too high!
Li Zhi, Li Ji and the others were so eager to give a thumbs up immediately. This was even more sophisticated than the previous words of Li Yi Mansion.
Han Yi is the prime minister, and he comes from the water and goes from the fire every day. Why do you ask more than Han Yi? Han Yi has never even called an official prostitute once. Usually, he is too busy to treat him to a banquet. He is so innocent that he can't be clearer.
The key is that you are embarrassed to say, who dares to say in front of the emperor that our department must be held by everyone every day, Yingying Yanyan, if you go on a business trip, you won’t give me 180 beauties, I will never go. You are treating the official office as a brothel!
The ministers remained silent.
Han Yi said with a tweet, "Everyone, don't do this, okay? Since Your Majesty has come up to discuss it, that means that Your Majesty has some reservations about my memorials. I hope everyone can speak freely. I think so too, because I don't understand this industry very well. Probably how many official prostitutes each official office needs. Dear colleagues may as well propose it. If you really need it, of course you have to be satisfied!"
As Han Yi said, how many people are needed to dance a dance, a few singing girls can meet a large number of officials. Of course, there are other needs, and it is definitely not for official business, but for private reasons, so thousands of official girls are needed to meet them.
The ministers were still silent. This was a condom, and the emperor was still sitting on it.
Li Zhi waited for a long time and said, "Do you guys have no objection?"
The ministers remained silent.
Of course they had an objection, but they were embarrassed to say it.
Pretending to me, he pretended to be deaf and dumb! Li Zhi nodded and said, "Then let's settle it."
"His Majesty!"
A burst of grief sounded in unison.
Li Zhi just wanted to laugh when he heard this, and forced himself to say, "You may as well raise it if you have any opinions. I asked you to discuss it, so of course I won't blame you."
The ministers were silent again, and I was embarrassed to say it. It was so lewd to talk about the issue of several p in this sacred hall.
Originally, he couldn't support Li Yifu's personality, so he was very good at this, but now he is very happy because many people attacked his son at the beginning, and a feeling of revenge came to his heart.
"Your Majesty, this memorial also says that the Women's Federation will be established. Since ancient times, women cannot be an official, and this cannot be done." It is still because Xu Jingzong is smart and knows how to save the country in a curve. If he can't win, let's start with the following.
This was amazing. The ministers were angry and all kinds of saints said that the words of secular ethics came again. A large number of spurted out.
When they were breathing, Han Yi slowly stood up and said, "Xu Shizhong, you are old and can't see clearly. I won't blame you for this. The memorial is clearly written. It is clear that the Women's Federation Bureau is an unofficial institution and is not a formal institution of the court. It is mainly because the queen sympathizes with women and hopes to establish a Women's Federation Bureau to protect women all over the world from harm.
Moreover, this is also a good thing for you! In fact, I understand that you are all gentlemen. They are very caring for women. I hope they can find confidantes from them. This is human nature. After all, this beautiful lady is a good gentleman. But have you ever thought about a question, that is, the status of an official prostitute is humble. Most of them are not talking about true feelings with you, but false feelings. There is no way or helpless behavior - I know everyone is unhappy when they hear it, but this is reality.
Although you are free now, there is no regulation. Since the good official prostitutes cannot talk to you, you can still pursue them, but they must rely on their own abilities. In this case, if you can fuck, oh no, you can pursue them, that is the true relationship, true ability, showing off your official power to pick up girls, no no, no, pursuing women, isn’t this a cheating thing? What kind of ability is this? This is a deception."
It's over! It's over! This meeting cannot be continued.
Seeing that Han Yi started talking nonsense again, Li Zhi had already given up stopping her, and lowered her head slightly and remained silent.
As Han Yi said, these ministers are gentlemen, and this gentleman is not the opponent of hooligans. Regarding the way to pick up girls, although Han Yi is far away from flowers, he has not taken these people seriously yet.
Li Ji really couldn't stand it anymore. Why did it happen like this? He was standing on Han Yi's side, which damaged his reputation. He stood up and said, "Your Majesty, the country is on the rise now, and the development of the country should be the priority. These official prostitutes are just trivial matters. The old minister really doesn't understand. What's worth discussing about? Does the civil and military officials in the court all go to the official prostitutes? In order to protect women, the queen set up a Women's Federation Bureau, which shows the queen's mother's moral integrity in the world. What's wrong with it? According to the old minister's opinion, there is no need to discuss this anymore. If this is spread, it will make people all over the world laugh at."
"Your words are very consistent with my wishes."
Li Zhi slapped the table and said, "This matter is settled, and it is left to the full responsibility of Han Shangshu to handle it, with the help of the Censorate and Taichang Temple."
Xu Jingzong immediately stood up and said, "Your Majesty, this is a matter of the Ministry of Rites. How can I leave it to Shangshu Han to handle? This is not in line with the rules!"
Han Yi said: "Xu Shizhong, this is obviously the power of Taichang Temple, why has it become a matter of the Ministry of Rites again?"
Because it is now a transitional stage of power, the nominal prostitute is still under the jurisdiction of Taichang Temple.
As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Dejian immediately stood up and said, "Your Majesty, I think it is very appropriate to leave this matter to Shangshu Han to handle. After all, this was proposed by Shangshu Han."
Xu Jingzong looked at Wang Dejian in surprise. Why did women's faces become faster than anything else when they talk about it? And it was inexplicable. Li Yifu supported Han Yi, and now even his nephew has to support Han Yi. Wang Dejian kept winking him. After all, Xu Jingzong still believed in Wang Dejian, so he stopped talking.
Li Zhi was as clear as a mirror, but did not answer this, and said, "In addition, I have another thing to announce that the queen has not returned home to worship her ancestors for many years, so I plan to go to Wenshui County with her to worship her ancestors after the autumn harvest."
This is filial piety, and of course the ministers don’t have anything to say, they just feel a little sudden.
After Li Zhi finished speaking, he got up and flashed.
After a while, the weak "Long Live" sounded. The woman was gone, and she still called you long live, you're thinking too much.
Just as Li Zhi flashed, the civil servants silently surrounded Han Yi. You, depriving us of our spiritual food, it’s really better to be humiliated by a soldier than to kill him!
"Hey, hey, everyone, everyone has something to say!" Han Yi saw so many people surrounding him, subconsciously felt a little weak. The key to the support of him, he ignored him and walked straight out of the hall!
"Shangshu Han, what are you doing? Where did we offend you?"
“No—no—!”
"Shangshu Han, this official prostitute has always been in peace. Why do you have so many problems when you get to you?"
"How can we say that we are peaceful? It's not because of the case of Ci'en Temple--!"
"The Ci'en Temple case must also have something to do with Gu Qingcheng from Fengfei Tower, and what does it have to do with the official prostitute. Oh - I understand, you want to use Gu Qingcheng from the official prostitute to be a scapegoat. You are so despicable!"
"Why!"
Han Yi suddenly frowned and said, "Don't go too far. Since you are talking about this, I will just say it to you directly, two words, there is no money."
"Just! Now that my Tang Dynasty's national strength is increasing, how can I have no money?"
"Hmph! You only see the increase in national strength, but not the increase in officials. You go to the Ministry of Personnel to check how much officials have increased in the past two years. In addition, such a large piece of land in the northwest and so many prefectures and counties are set up, and all of them are made of farts? You really don't have to speak when you stand and speak without a headache. If the finances are not good, your Majesty blames me. If you want the official prostitute business, everyone will reduce their salary together. As long as you are willing to reduce your salary by half, I promise that there are not many official prostitutes. If you are not willing, don't say anything. Damn, I get up early every day, come in the water and fire, and don't get your salary. You hold beautiful women and drink and have fun all day long. I really don't know what you are wearing to shout in front of me. If the country is over, your wife and daughter will have to be palace prostitutes and the family members of the criminals. Don't do to others what you don't want to do to others. Has this saint never taught you? What are they all!"
Han Yi glared at her eyes, snorted angrily, pushed away the people in front with one hand, and walked out strode.
Left a group of civil servants with no power to tie a chicken were stunned.
It's so domineering.
In fact, Han Yi’s principle of being an official is very simple, that is, don’t mess with him, and allow him to mess with you.
"Haha! Shangshu Han, you are so majestic!"
When he left the hall, Qi Heli and Gao Kan clamped him from the left and right.
Han Yi looked at the two of them at the left and right, and said guiltily: "Two, you don't want to teach me a lesson again."
He is not afraid when facing civil servants, but he is really a little weak!
Gao Kan said, "I don't have the courage."
Qi Heli glanced left and right and said, "How did you convince Sikong to support you?"
Of course, these generals also opposed it, but when Li Ji spoke, they naturally couldn't speak out, so the boss said.
Han Yi said nothing, looking at the east with a serious expression.
Qi Heli and Gao Kan also turned to look east, and there was nothing to see except the white clouds and blue sky.
"Can you--!" Gao Kan suddenly shook all over.
Han Yi coughed a few times.
Bang!
"Well!"
Gao Kan suddenly slapped Han Yi on the back, "Shangshu Han, don't worry, I will definitely support you."
Are you supporting or revenge! Han Yi was photographed straightening his back.
Qi Heli looked at Gao Kan with a confused look on his face. Gao Kan opened his mouth.
Qi Heli immediately understood and slapped Xiang Han Yi's chest with a palm, "Oh! If you want to say it earlier, I will definitely stand up and support you just now. Why do you need to say that for so long?"
Isn't it just a woman? For generals, they still need to be fucked? What a joke? How many beauties are there in a war? Although the women of Goguryeo are not good, the royal family can still do it! Moreover, the generals of the Tang Dynasty want to fight Goguryeo, which is the only enemy that has not been defeated. The key is that it is such a small place. In order to fight Goguryeo, official prostitutes are nothing. The singing prostitutes in their family are all the wives and daughters of foreign dignitaries. As long as they fight Goguryeo, nothing is a problem.
These two bastards! Han Yi grinned in pain. When he saw their big slap with palm-leaf slaps, he thought about it and decided to let them go. He forced himself to breathe a sigh of relief, "It's easy to say! It's easy to say!"
After saying that, he quickly stayed away from these violent elements.
Just as they broke free from these two people, Tang Lin and Zhang Daxiang surrounded each other again.
"Shangshu Han, what are you doing? What else can you get except offending all the civil and military officials of the court?" Tang Lin said with a puzzled look on his face.
Han Yi rubbed his chest and said, "Two, our Ministry of Revenue and the Ministry of Personnel are the busiest government offices in today's government offices. You have no time to play with singing girls. We work hard and make money for the country. But those civil servants do nothing all day long, and they know to arch into the pile of official girls. Oh, it turns out that we are so tired, just for their enjoyment. Do you think it's fair?"
Zhang Daxiang thought about it and said, "That's true. Since Shangshu Han, you came to the Ministry of Revenue, our officials of the Ministry of Revenue have not taken a vacation for a long time."
"Isn't that all--hee hee hee hee, what do you mean?"
"Haha! It's not interesting, it's not interesting."
"Hmph! Yes, you're right, but you can't deny that everyone is very passionate, not as dead as before."
"That's right, that's right."
Han Yi said to Tang Lin again: "Shangshu Tang, you might as well think about it. Those ministers came to you all day long to find a good job for their son, but have they understood your situation? They just knew that they wanted to do it, and they couldn't find anyone when they were doing things."
Tang Lin is Changsun Wuji's favorite student. Not only is he excellent in administrative skills, but he has always been diligent. Although Changsun Wuji is powerful and has committed many unjust cases, the people promoted by Changsun Wuji are still talented. Changsun Wuji never needs mediocre talent. Tang Lin was fooled by Han Yi and nodded and said, "You have a reasonable point."
"Okay! Let's talk about this later. I still have something to do, let's go first."
After Han Yi said that, he walked forward quickly and caught up with someone, "Wei Zhongcheng, please stay."
Wei Siqian turned his head and stopped, and smiled and said, "What advice does Han Shangshu have?"
"I dare not, I dare not!"
Han Yi walked up, bowed her hand, then led her hand forward, and said, "Speak while walking."
"please!"
"Wei Zhongcheng, you also know that this official prostitute is very good at hooking up with officials. I think they will definitely interfere in secret. I hope the Censorate can provide me with support." Han Yi was straight to the point.
Wei Siqian was also straightforward, "If you don't say it, I will stare at them. Our Censorate hasn't established his authority for a long time, and it's almost forgotten."
Han Yi smiled and said, "Happy cooperation."
Chapter completed!