Selling abduct?

What does this mean?

The audience below was stunned. There was no prop on this table, which was too unprofessional and could not feel the atmosphere of the drama.

Just as the audience was suspicious, he saw a man walking out of the stage first. He was not easy to judge his age. He had an extremely ugly beard, a piece of ragged cloth on his head and a pair of crutches in his hand. He was just shouting, with his face slanted, looking like he was not flat.

This man is Du Zuhua.

"Big fool, big fool."

At this time, a woman chased her out, and her appearance could not be said to be beautiful, but she could only be said to be special.

The woman's name is Xu Youyou. She is not considered a singer. She was originally a female maid in Hu Laoer's family. It is said that she is young and looks good. So Hu Laoer bought her to train her to be a singer, but when she grew up, she went a little bit off and could only become a slave. She couldn't even be a singer, which was more miserable.

But Han Yi chose her at a glance. First, her name is suitable for being an artist, and second, she looks funny and has a bit of joy. After all, the Tang Dynasty was very open and did not rely on her appearance to make a living. The four courtesans in Huayue Tower only had half of their faces.

"What a big fool to call me? I'm going to sell this thing. Don't call me the stage name?"

Du Zuhua said with dissatisfaction.

The new drama that people circulated above are sketches.

The above is also the classic work of Lao Zhao, and everyone is familiar with the classic sketch "Selling Killing".

Han Yi has watched it many times, and it can be said that it is an enlightenment drama he entered the industry, and he can definitely memorize it.

In fact, there is no word fooling around these days, and Han Yi once wanted to change it, but think about it, this art is important to create. I can't say that without this word, I don't need it. It should be that since there is no, let's create it for him. This is art.

Combining the plot, it is not that difficult to understand.

When Du Zuhua said, "Don't you understand me yet, you still call me a big fool. I can fool the right one, live the dead ones, and be good at fooling the bitch. I can fool the couple well, so I will fool him. Today I will sell my kidnapping, and I can fool him with a pair of good legs!"

Everyone instantly understood the meaning of "scam", and at the same time they were laughing, and they were even more looking forward to it. They wanted to see how he sold the kidnapping.

After the couple shouted.

At first, I heard a "Go!"

I saw a fat little man riding a fake donkey and walking out from the right side of the stage. The donkey knew it was fake at first glance, but he also knew it was a donkey. It was composed of two people, a wooden rack on it, and it was dressed in donkey's skin, and it was made of a very stylish one.

This little fat man is Brother Xiong.

In "Selling Killers", Fan Wei plays a chef, but Han Yi thinks that fooling an honest person is not his style, nor is he a person who is single-minded. So he changed this role to a poisoned rich second-generation, who is just a kind of person who can't do anything but is very arrogant.

Many people like this in the Tang Dynasty, because many noble children opened their mouths and clothes to reach out and could not do anything. If they threw them outside, they would definitely starve to death.

Anyway, it's not the first time he has created such a role.

"Ah, I've been crooked, I've been crooked! I've been crooked! I've been crooked!"

"Wow---!"

Brother Xiong tied the reins, "I said, Auntie, why are you directing me? If you know where I want to go, you will let me kidnap you?"

He did not use Chang'an dialect, but had a little Yangzhou accent.

For sketches, dialect book is a major feature.

When everyone heard this, they saw the cute and cute brother Xiong again and laughed.

But no one expected that this was just the beginning.

"Should sell."

"Sell it! Sell it!"

"What are you selling?"

"Breaking!"

"Connect."

"Traders! Trading!"

"Yeah? What's going on? Who wants to abduct you?"

"No, he's abducted~~~"

"You want to abduct?"

"What are your eyes? Trading. I can trafficking like this. Can I buy it?"

After hearing this series of conversations, the audience was about to laugh and the whole building was trembling.

The previous "White Life and Death Love" just put a little joke in, and the audience couldn't laugh. This was just funny, that's not bad. Many people laughed so hard that they burst into tears.

"Ah----------------------------

"Brother Yunshan, Brother Yunshan, what are you?"

Suddenly, there was a scream from the audience.

Many people have heard of the reputation.

"What happened?"

"It seems someone fainted."

Brother Xiong, Du Zuhua and Xu Youyou on the stage were also disturbed and couldn't help but stop. This was just the beginning!

"Give it, let it go. Everyone let it go."

Han Yi, who was in the backstage, hurried over when he saw something happening. He originally thought that someone was secretly making trouble, but when he opened the crowd, he walked up and saw a man lying on the ground, with his eyes bulging, his mouth opened, and from his neck to his face, he made a burst of uh uh uh sound. He couldn't help but feel shocked and said hurriedly: "Everyone let me give me, everyone let me."

There was a person around him, and he hurriedly moved away, and he began to suspicion. This was not a ghost that was causing trouble again.

Han Yi did not worry so much, so he hurried forward, picked up the young man, hugged the man's abdomen with both hands, first lifted it up, and then swung it down violently.

Everyone was stunned.

After several times, I suddenly saw an unknown object flying out of the man's mouth and hitting a man's forehead, tightly sticking to him.

The man was so scared that he almost lay down. When he touched his hand, I pulled it away. It was a big chestnut, which was so disgusting that he wiped it with the lotus leaves.

"Ahem!!"

The man suddenly coughed violently.

Han Yi breathed a sigh of relief, gasped slightly, and slowly placed the man on the chair.

"Brother Yunshan, are you okay?"

The man who came with him hurried forward and asked with concern.

The man shook his head and said, "It's okay, it's okay, I was accidentally stuck by chestnut just now."

When everyone heard this, they suddenly realized.

Han Yi frowned slightly. This is not OK. Your laughter is so low. If you still eat and watch, something might happen. This is too dangerous. So he stood up and said loudly: "Everyone, please be careful. Remember not to eat anything while watching this drama, otherwise there may be very serious consequences."

This fact is in front of you, and it is unbelievable that the guests nodded. Put the food in their arms and put it in their hands, and they can't help but eat it!

After everyone returned to sit, Han Yi suddenly appeared. Brother Xiong, Du Zuhua, and Xu Youyou were still standing on the stage. He couldn't help but worry. He made a gesture to them and asked them to continue acting, but he was still upset whether they could continue acting.

Because the most feared thing about this stage play is to be interrupted. This will seriously affect the status of the actors on the stage.

Fortunately, Du Zuhua was smart and pointed his hand at Brother Xiong and said, "You are the cook-making chef--"

The brother Xiong was still stunned and subconsciously said, "What?"

It just happened to be connected.

This is really a mistake!

"That's impossible."

This time, Brother Xiong woke up, poked his fat lips, stretched out his fat flesh, and patted the donkey with a arrogant look: "Nonsense, is there any guy who rides this guy?"

Du Zuhua said: "There are houses and fields at home."

Xu Youyou also entered the play, "How did you know that his family has a house and a field?"

"Didn't you see that there is such a big jade pendant hanging on his belt? Can anyone without a house or a field bring this thing?"

"There are houses, fields and fields---what is there anything strange? Too many people have it."

"Landlord, right?"

“Huh?”

“Is it true?”

Xu Youyou said again: "Oh, how do you know he is a landlord?"

Du Zuhua said proudly, "The head is big and the neck is thick. It's either a mate or a landlord! Can the poor eat like this - is it? Is it a landlord?"

As the three of them entered the state, they brought the audience back to the play, and laughter continued for a while.

Especially when hearing "Try two steps!" and the exaggerated acting skills of Xiong Di and Du Zuhua, the audience laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt, and they all leaned forward and backward, their faces flushed.

"No, no."

Zheng Shanxing waved his hands repeatedly and said, "I'm so laughing to death. This new drama is so funny."
To be continued...