Chapter 283 You are not two at all(1/2)
Han Yi, Zheng Shanxing and others rarely discuss political matters. Moreover, he was the first time he met Lu Shigua. Everyone was not very familiar with him. He really didn't know much about it. Most of them were all about business matters. Moreover, there was a performance of "White Life and Death Love". Therefore, the three of them returned to the building without talking for a long time.
At this time, "Selling Killing 2" has ended. The building is full of miserable things. Almost no one is no longer awesome. She smiles too hard. Until now, there are still people laughing foolishly. Don't think about it. They must be recalling the sketch just now, but it's not a big deal, it's enough to be happy.
"Brother Han, Brother Han, come out quickly."
Yuan Liehu was too tall, and Han Yi was hiding beside him, and he could still see Han Yi at a glance.
Han Yi had no choice but to come out again.
Yuan Liehu jumped forward and said, "Who thought of what intelligence problem did you think?"
Many people also surrounded them.
Han Yi nodded and said, "I am not talented, I am just going to do it."
"Yeah?"
Yuan Liehu said in surprise: "Your intelligence questions are so interesting. They are much more interesting than those poems and articles. You can just write another one and let me wait and guess."
Everyone agreed and asked Han Yi to give another one.
Seeing that they were still unsatisfied, Han Yi couldn't think of one, and was afraid that it would be difficult to get out, so he said, "Let's do this, I'll give another one. If someone answers, there's no need to queue up next time. You can enter the venue in advance. What do you think?"
"Okay! This is a good idea! You can come out quickly."
Yuan Liehu probably didn't hear it clearly. Not to mention queuing up, he wouldn't hesitate without hesitation if he asked him to give money.
Han Yi pondered for a moment and said, "Why can a frog jump higher than a tree?"
As soon as these words came out, there was silence around them.
Yang Menghao said: "How is this possible? How can a frog jump higher than a tree?"
Yuan Liehu's bead that looked like a bull-eyed person turned and said, "I understand."
Everyone looked at him one after another.
Yuan Liehu said, "Because the tree is shorter, right?"
If it was that simple, could it be called a brain teaser? Han Yi shook his head.
"idiot!"
Suddenly I heard a faint scolding.
Everyone looked at the sound and saw Wang Xuandao standing beside him.
Yuan Liehu said angrily: "You are awesome turtle man, then you can answer it."
Wang Xuandao glanced at him slightly and said, "Because the tree can't jump, frogs naturally jump higher than trees, and pigs jump higher than trees."
When everyone heard this, they suddenly realized and looked at Han Yi again.
Han Yi nodded and said, "That's exactly what it is."
"I knew it was like this, but it's a pity that Brother Xuandao took the lead." Yang Menghao said immediately.
"Ouch! That's so simple. I didn't expect that I was not as smart as that turtle man?" Yuan Liehu covered his head with both hands, lowered his head and stamped his feet, looking extremely upset.
Isn’t it just a brain teaser? Do you need this? If you continue like this, I will not dare to play like this again in the future. Han Yi felt guilty when he saw Yuan Liehu’s exaggerated expression!
Wang Xuandao said lightly: "How could you think of it if you are so silly?"
"Um?"
Han Yi looked at Wang Xuan in surprise, could this guy have traveled through time? Impossible, oh, I remembered it. This guy just mentioned this paragraph in the sketch. This guy is quite amazing. He learns and sells it now. Okay, I created another swear word.
Everyone also looked at Wang Xuandao one after another.
Yuan Liehu suddenly strode towards Wang Xuandao, opened his eyes wide and said, "What did you say?"
Wang Xuandao was not afraid of him and said, "How could I think of you like this?"
"Puff!"
Many people laughed out loud.
"Xuan Dao, your statement is really interesting!"
Wei Ji laughed.
"Um?"
Yuan Liehu glared again, his eyes turned and his hands raised.
I'll go! Han Yi, who was caught again, really wanted to curse. When he looked up, he saw Yuan Liehu's face gloomy. The scattered cold light from the corners of his eyes shot towards Han Yi, and another very low voice said: "Han Yi, in order to prove that I am good, you must have another one."
Damn! This is OK, why don’t you die! Han Yi struggled to squeeze out.
"Don't run!"
Yuan Liehu's big hand suddenly stopped him.
"Let's wait!"
Han Yi hurriedly raised his hand and said, "Okay! I'll just give out another one."
Yuan Liehu immediately turned angry and said, "Get out quickly, come out quickly."
Han Yi's eyes turned and he quickly said, "Under what circumstances does one plus one equal three?"
Yuan Liehu immediately said: "When the calculation is wrong."
"Bingo! Look, you're not bad at all."
Han Yi said quickly.
Yuan Liehu was stunned and said to himself: "No, isn't this what I said in the sketch just now?"
The tall and mighty version of the little fat man.
"Ha ha!"
The people around him could not hold it in, and they burst into laughter.
"It's really two." Wang Xuandao shook his head and sighed. Suddenly, a black shadow floated by in front of him, and hurriedly whispered: "I won't queue up next time."
“Required.”
Then the dark shadow left a sentence and disappeared.
Yuan Liehu immediately reacted when he heard everyone's laughter and said furiously: "Okay, Han Yi, you actually teased me. Huh? Where is that guy? Damn, do you think you ran away?"
As he said that, he acted as he wanted to chase him.
Suddenly, someone stood in front of him and looked at him with anger and amused, "Okay, okay, this is just for entertainment, why do you have to be serious?"
It is the Lu Master’s hexagram.
Yuan Liehu said anxiously: "Shi Gua, you don't know. That kid is so hateful. I can't spare him."
Having said that, Yuan Liehu didn't chase him
"call--!"
Han Yi, who ran to the backstage, took a breath and heard a clattering sound, just like a pig's archery. When he turned around, he saw Xiaopang sitting alone on a small stool, with a large bowl full of rice. There were eggs, jerky meat and vegetables on it. Xiaopang looked down on it and started eating it in big mouthfuls.
On the other hand, Du Zuhua and Xu Youyou were sitting opposite each other, staring at Xiaopang blankly.
Han Yi was curious and walked over. He patted Du Zuhua and said, "Andai, I'll prepare the meal for you."
Du Zuhua was stunned and nodded.
Han Yi said: "Did you all finish eating?"
Du Zuhua and Xu Youyou shook their heads one after another.
Han Yi said: "Then why don't you eat, just watch Xiaopang eat?"
Du Zuhua smiled and said, "Youyou and I can't eat it for a while, but after watching Xiaopang eat it, we have a good appetite. The food is also more delicious."
Xu Youyou also nodded with a smirk.
"It's true that Xiaopang has this effect when eating!"
Han Yi smiled and looked at Xiaopang again. He saw Xiaopang still burying his head and not realizing that Han Yi was coming.
After a while, Brother Xiong shouted loudly and put the bowl on, and there was nothing left.
“It’s really delicious.”
Brother Xiong poured a large glass of water in, wiping the sweat on his forehead, and still feeling unsatisfied.
Han Yi said: "Do you want another bowl?"
"Okay, OK--!"
Brother Xiong said, suddenly raised his head and said in surprise: "Brother Han, when did you come?"
Han Yi said with a dark face: "One hour ago."
Brother Xiong was stunned for a moment. He hehe, "Brother Han, you lied to me."
Han Yi said depressedly: "I said Xiaopang, it's really not that big brother is stingy. You can't get fatter and fatter with this way of eating!"
To be continued...