Chapter three hundred and sixty first spray your face
There are no poor families at the top, and there are no aristocratic families at the bottom!
It is precisely because of this sentence that everyone can expect Han Yi to have a hard time at the Censorate. Do you want to see?
Therefore, when Han Yi returned from office on the first day, his harvest was not about congratulations, but about care and comfort.
But Han Yi was not surprised because it was the case in later generations. In society more than a thousand years later, every corner of this land was filled with relatives, even if they were buying a bun.
In comparison, it is quite good now, at least it won't make people sulk because it has clear regulations. Although it is unfair, it can at least be considered legitimate. Unlike later generations, it is all transactions behind closed doors and is not allowed by rules, which is even more unfair.
The next day.
Han Yi arrived at the Censorate on time.
At this entry, Huo Yuande and others were already standing in the hall to discuss matters. Since many censors went out to patrol, only a few of them stayed here.
Why did Han Yi like the Censorate instead of the three-study? It was because the three-study had to write these and that all day long, and look at this and that. The Censorate didn’t need it at all. On weekdays, it all depends on one mouth.
When Huo Yuande saw Han Yi entering the door, his face suddenly changed, and his body shook, but he almost shocked himself after emptied his body. He said unhappy with a deep eyebrows: "Han Yi, why are you always the last one to arrive?"
Han Yi seemed very frightened and hurried over and bowed, saying, "Sorry, sorry, junior, I ow."
Halfway through this, a sneeze came out and Huo Yuande immediately squirted.
Huo Yuande was dripping with Han Yi's snot and saliva, and he was stunned, while Ding Mao, Luo Wen and others were also stunned.
Han Yi said in extreme panic: "Hug."
"ah!"
Huo Yuande suddenly screamed, jumped around on the spot, smearing his face with both hands.
Wow! It’s so exaggerated, and there’s nothing wrong with the information. Huo Yuande really likes to be cleaner. Han Yi almost laughed out loud when he saw it.
"Han Yi, you dare to spit on my official's face. I can't spare you."
A good manly word, from Huo Yuande's mouth, can be said to be sissy no matter how you hear it.
Han Yi was so aggrieved that he was almost crying. He wiped his nose with his sleeve and said, "Chief Huo.? I'm so sorry. In order to live up to Zhang Zhongcheng's expectations, I read the roster at night with the lights at night. I accidentally caught a cold."
"Farting. You clearly did it on purpose."
Huo Yuande pointed at Han Yi and scolded.
Han Yi said: "It's unfair! I really didn't mean it. I'll wipe it for you." As he said that, he raised his sleeves.
Huo Yuande saw the wet stain on his sleeve, and was so disgusting that he was almost vomiting. He was so scared that he hurriedly hid behind Jiang Xian and roared, "Don't come over."
Just then, I suddenly heard a foreigner saying, "What's wrong?"
The few people turned around and saw Zhang Ming standing outside the door, looking at them with an angry look on his face.
"Zhongcheng, you are here just right."
When Huo Yuande saw Zhang Ming, he ran over in panic and pointed at Han Yi and said, "Han Yi, this kid, openly teased me and deliberately spit on my face. Yu Shi Luo and others can testify."
When Zhang Ming heard this, he was furious and stepped forward and shouted, "Han Yi, I know you are from a market and your slutty is hard to get rid of, but you have to see clearly. This is the Censorate, not your dirty north alley. If you dare to make trouble here, I will not forgive you."
Just because of you? You have the courage. Try it! Han Yi panicked and said, "Misunderstanding, it's such a big misunderstanding. I'm really not A Yeny!"
He sneeze and hit Zhang Ming's face directly.
Zhang Ming's expression at this time was exactly the same as Huo Yuande's expression just now. No one would disbelief of it if he was a brother.
The sneeze hit Zhang Ming's face, but Han Yi's face was so painful that it was twisted. He said with tears in his eyes: "Zhongcheng, you know now that I didn't do it on purpose."
Zhang Ming was stunned. Before he could speak, Jiang Xian rushed forward, grabbed Han Yi's collar with one hand, raised his head and said, "You are so bold in the field. You dare to hit Zhongcheng. I have to teach you a lesson." He is a martial artist, with a bad temper, and he is a fierce god.
But Han Yi was scared.
Brother, I am helping you revenge! Han Yi cried and said, "Censor Jiang, I am me!"
When Jiang Xian saw Han Yi open his mouth, he was so scared that he jumped back.
But Han Yi didn't type it out again. He raised his hand and wiped his nose. Suddenly, he heard a slight sound, and saw a white cloth full of words falling on the ground.
Han Yi was shocked and hurriedly bent over and picked up the white cloth and put it in his sleeve, looking very panicked. When he saw it??
The Censorate is very sensitive to some words. When Zhang Ming saw it, he immediately forgot about the sneezing and pointed at Han Yi and said, "Han Yi, what are you hiding?"
Han Yi hid his hands behind his back, retreated in panic and said, "Nothing, nothing."
"nothing?"
Zhang Ming snorted: "I have seen it all, but you dare to hide it, take it out quickly."
"No, no, I can't give it to you."
Han Yi said nervously.
After seeing this, Zhang Ming was reluctant to give up. Maybe it was just a report of impeachment and gave a wink at Jiang Xian.
Jiang Xian rushed forward immediately and captured Han Yi with one hand.
Han Yi shouted in panic: "No, no, I will call you."
Luo Wen and Huo Yuande also rushed forward and forced a piece of white cloth from Han Yi's sleeve, and handed it to Zhang Ming, "Zhongcheng, please check it out."
Zhang Ming looked at Han Yi and snorted coldly, shook the white cloth, but was stunned. It seemed that it was not very similar to a report. He couldn't help but recite: "Take ginger tablets and angelica once a day for seven days to recover. He reminded that this disease is a highly contagious disease and should avoid contact with others. He reminded that this disease. Important things are written three times."
Zhang Ming was stunned for a moment and looked at Huo Yuande again.
Huo Yuande blinked, and then everyone's eyes looked at him, not Han Yi, but Jiang Xian who hugged Han Yi, with admiration in his eyes.
Jiang Xian frowned, looked at Han Yi, and said with a confused look on his face: "What do you mean?"
Han Yi shook his head and said, "Censor Jiang, don't believe it. This is all written by the ghost Taoist priest to cheat me of money. He also said that any physical contact will be contagious. How is this possible? I won't believe it even if I die!"
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Xian was already five steps away.
It’s not a shame that he was born as a martial artist, and his skills are indeed agile.
A moment later.
"Zhongcheng, Zhongcheng, you must believe me. This is really a lie written by the Taoist priest. I am just an ordinary cold. You can't erase the determination of an aspiring young man to work while sick. Zhongcheng Zhongcheng, your sister, hahahaha, if you can sleep tonight, I won't believe it anymore. Go and buy medicine quickly. Unfortunately, Master Lu is so principled. If he can write his name on the signature, he wouldn't scare them to pee their pants."
Han Yi laughed while taking out a veil and wiped off the sick look on his face. He was full of energy. He didn't have any symptoms and walked towards the north alley agilely.
After learning about the Censorate, Han Yi was too lazy to come here to make others unhappy, and maybe it would delay them impeach him, but he also knew that if he asked for leave, they might not agree, and maybe they would use it to teach him a lesson. He really doesn't have time to be fooled with them now. The best way is to be driven out by them, kneel down, and cry and beg him not to come to work. It's like this now
Today is the last day of the lottery day, and Beixiang is still crowded, but the number of people who draw on the lottery on the second day has shown a significant downward trend.
But this is not surprising, because the popularity of the past two days was because everyone thought it was novel, and most of them were supported by the noble children.
But it doesn't matter. After doing this, everyone has a new understanding of Beixiang. It can be seen from the number of people today that they have already liked to come to Beixiang to shop.
Because Han Yi was a little shy when wearing official uniforms, he went around Fengfei Tower to change his clothes and then went out to patrol.
But I didn't expect it. I just walked the path and was still blocked by someone.
"Brother Han, Brother Han."
Just as Han Yi was about to walk to the back alley of Fengfei Tower, the Qian Dafang suddenly appeared like a ghost.
"Who?" Han Yi was shocked, and when he looked at it, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, saying, "So it's Brother Qian, why are you here!"
Qian Dafang walked up to Han Yi and said with a smile: "Brother Han, you have hidden us so badly."
Han Yi said curiously: "How do you say this?"
Qian Dafang looked at Han Yi's official robe.
Han Yi said, "Can I hide this? Hasn't this been a long time ago?"
Qian Dafang was a little embarrassed and said, "No matter what, this is a great thing, so I have to say congratulations to Brother Han!"
I think it was just a scare. Han Yi bowed and said perfunctorily: "Thank you, thank you."
Qian Dafang said again: "Brother Han is really a real person. He is so young that he became the censor. I, Old Qian, admire him very much."
Han Yi said modestly: "Where, where."
Qian Dafang suddenly glanced left and right and whispered: "Brother Han, do you know if you want to ask about something?"
Han Yi said: "What's the matter?"
Qian Dafang said: "That's right. I heard that someone from the Ministry of Revenue impeached you to open the market without permission?"
Han Yi was slightly stunned. It turned out that he wanted to ask me about this in the name of congratulations, but how did he know? Oh, I understand. Many of these people are nobles, and it is not surprising that they receive the wind. It seems that I have to spend more time stabilizing the morale of the army. I smiled and said, "I am planning to tell you about this, let me do this, I'll bother Brother Qian, and I'll go and inform everyone. I'll go and hold a council in Fengfei Tower later."
Qian Dafang waved his hand and said, "No trouble, no trouble, I'll inform you now."
"Then I'll thank you Brother Qian."
After leaving Qian Dafang, Han Yi arrived at Fengfei Tower, but as soon as he entered the door, Liu E came up and said, "Brother Han, why are you here?"
Han Yi said: "Didn't I say that I'm going to ask for leave today."
Liu E was stunned and suddenly remembered, saying, "Are you really going to ask for leave?"
Han Yi said: "Of course, why am I lying to you for this? Now that Beixiang is busy with so many things, I will certainly put this side first."
Liu E said, "Then what will your boss agree?"
"Is this a matter of saying?"
Han Yi snorted, there was no need to draft a lie, and said, "I just went to sneeze, and our Zhongcheng agreed, and said when I would go after finishing my work."
Liu E looked at Han Yi skeptically. Seeing Han Yi's face was arrogant and as if she had done something amazing, she believed it. She could only say that Han Yi's expression was too lying, and suddenly she thought of something again and said, "By the way, Brother Han, Zhao Sijia and the others came over to ask if you were at home just now. And I heard that you offended the Ministry of Revenue this morning. Isn't this true?"
Han Yi said angrily: "I said to Sister Liu, don't listen to the wind or the rain. Think about it. Of course, this is not true. The Ministry of Revenue, what a big department, if I really offend me, can we still afford to open the North Lane?"
"That's true." Liu E nodded and said, "Yes, I'm quite curious about this, but they all said that."
Han Yi said carelessly: "They also heard rumors from others, and this sentence changed when they changed their mouths. But you don't have to worry about this. I have asked Qian Dafang to inform those merchants and ask them to come to Fengfeilou for a meeting. I will explain to them."
Chapter completed!