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Chapter 68 no zuo no die(1/2)

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Han Yi was very happy to see Xiao Yun and was ashamed, because he felt that if he was Xiao Yun, he would definitely not have the courage to pick up the seemingly light but extremely heavy embroidery needle in his life.

Obviously, Han Yi still underestimated Xiao Yun's face.

Except for "Ah!", Xiao Yun had no intention of shame at all. He was very calm and calmly helped him take off his clothes. Then he said calmly: "It's just a little inappropriate, just repair it."

Is this just a little inappropriate? This should be more troublesome than re-working.

Han Yi was immediately frightened.

It is always so scary for women to be persistent.

Fortunately, she is not so persistent in cooking.

At this point, Han Yi can only comfort herself like this. If Xiao Yun insists on asking him to taste the dark food she made by herself, that would be the most painful thing.

The next day.

Once Han Yi is idle, he will never forget to exercise. He needs a strong body when he is tired from both inside and outside, and at least he can fly over the eaves and walls outside and defeat his wife and daughters inside.

"Hu---Hu-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Han Yi tied two sandbags with her feet, sweating on the path in the fields, and also saw the scenery of Meicun along the way. The quiet life also had a different taste for him.

On the way, when villagers saw Han Yi, they greeted him with envious eyes. They also wanted to exercise, but the cruel life had been booked in advance every minute and every second of their lives. They were not qualified to waste their physical strength and time here like Han Yi.

After running around Meicun for a while, Han Yi was willing to give up, washed his face by the river, took a sip of cold water, and then walked home slowly.

But when he got home, Han Yi suddenly felt that he was in a bad mood because Xiao Yun was sitting on the couch, shaking his slender and plump legs, humming a small song, lowering his head, and focusing on helping him modify the completely incompatible clothes.

"Aren't you?"

Han Yi was really drunk, and the complaints came to his heart.

Xiao Yun raised his head and saw Han Yi standing in front of the door, but he smiled and said, "You are back."

Han Yi walked up, sat on the other side, and said in a tangled manner: "You really want to change this clothes."

Xiao Yun nodded seriously.

Han Yi said: "Why are you going to wear new ones? I can buy them outside. We are not without money."

Xiao Yun shook his head and said, "No, no, that's so expensive. I heard from my second aunt that these finished clothes are five or six times more expensive than making them by themselves. Don't you often advise me to be thrifty and do you?"

Is that persuasion? I'm clearly mocking you!

"I'm wrong. Am I wrong?"

Han Yi danced excitedly and said, "I take back all the words about diligence and thrift. If you make money, I will give you money. Really, you will lose as much as you want. I will never blame you." I thought to myself, anyway, you are just a drop in the bucket.

Xiao Yun looked at Han Yi and laughed, saying: "I know, you are testing me."

I'll test you! Han Yi is almost crazy and said, "I'm full and I have nothing to do, I'm serious!"

"real?"

"It's definitely you."

“That won’t work either.”

"For hair?"

"Ah! Are you swearing?"

"Uh...why?"

Xiao Yun said: "It's not easy for you to make money outside, and it's hard to say that you can't make sure you do it. Of course we have to save some money, but we can't spend it all in one go. Don't worry, this time will definitely work. Last time I just forgot to measure your figure."

You don’t measure your figure when you make clothes, and you still have the face to say it? Han Yi was a little upset, “Don’t you think that life will become boring if you sit at home all day long and sew it like this?”

Xiao Yun said aggrievedly: "I am just alone at home and I feel bored, so I want to make clothes for you."

Han Yi was stunned, that's right. I'm always outside. She's really boring at home alone. It's okay to make clothes. If she gets bored one day, she's thinking about how much money she's going to sell food outside and wants to cook for me, wouldn't it be a disaster?

The more I think about it, the more I become more and more afraid, but in the final analysis, I can’t blame Xiao Yun completely. After all, sitting alone at home is boring enough.

Well. It seems that she has to find some entertainment for her, otherwise she will tinker with this and that all day long, and sooner or later she will come to tinker with me. I don’t know what women these days like to play. If it is a woman in later generations, it will be much easier to arrange it. She can spend a day playing mahjong---By the way, mahjong. Yes, why did I forget this? This mahjong is a woman’s favorite!

Han Yi immediately said: "Whatever you want, I'll go for a walk first."

I said I was bored and didn’t know how to talk to me. I was so ruthless and unrighteous. Xiao Yun was angry, but he didn’t say anything, just said “Oh”.

But at this time, Han Yi had already walked out of the door.

It is said that ten gambling nine thousand, mahjong, poker, pai nine, and dice are all the basic skills of a thousand-door decent master, and it is no different from learning one plus one for elementary school students.

Han Yi, who has been hiding in underground casinos since childhood and helping those gamblers run errands. When the same grader listened to the English songs of ABCD, he was listening to the dice. When the same grader looked at the Chinese textbook, he only had flush in his eyes. Let's put it this way, if Tsinghua University and Peking University have the major of gambling, Han Yi would definitely be admitted with a scholarship, and there would be no suspense.

Originally, Han Yi had very high requirements for the quality of mahjong and poker, but because Xiao Yun's condition was very serious, he might be in danger of his life if he dragged on it. Of course, he was in danger of his life, otherwise he would not be so anxious. He could only keep everything simple, get two large pieces of wood, draw 108 equal parts with ink and ruler, and then start cutting with a saw. After all, he is a master of Thousand Sects, and is very skillful, and soon, 108 small pieces of wood came out.

Then, a rough pattern was drawn on it with a brush.

During this period, Xiao Yun came over and asked what he was doing. He just used the things he had in business perfunctory, because Xiao Yun only knew the "Ten Thousand Character Series" and didn't understand it very well. There was nothing strange about this mahjong, so he didn't ask too much and went back to the house to continue making clothes.

In less than a day, a whole pair of mahjong was released.

With this baby, I no longer have to worry about the stinky woman tormenting me.

“Haha----Wahaha!”

Han Yi, who became happier the more he thought about it, couldn't help laughing.

"Han Yi, Han Yi."

Xiao Yun, who was sitting aside, suddenly laughed. He was frightened and shouted hurriedly.

"ah?"

Han Yi immediately woke up, wiped his mouth and said to Xiao Yun: "Xiao Yun, I remember you said yesterday that it was boring to sit at home."

When Xiao Yun saw him suddenly mention this, he was stunned at first, then "um".

"That's right, it's really boring for you to sit alone at home, but this trouble will no longer exist."

"How do you say this?"

"Wait----Dangdangdang."

Han Yi brought the dustpan that had just dried mahjong to a low table from behind.

Xiao Yun looked at it and said, "This is not something you want to buy and sell."

"No, no."

Han Yi smiled and said, "This is actually a kind of chess and card, called mahjong, it's very fun. Come on, let me teach you, tsk, put your clothes aside first!"

Xiao Yun had never seen Han Yi who interacted with her so actively. Although she didn't know the reason, she was inexplicably happy and put her clothes aside.

After seeing this, Han Yi breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, slowly poured the wooden mahjong onto the low table, and then carefully explained to Xiao Yun the way to play mahjong. Of course, what he said was the simplest way to play, which is the kind that can be made by any pair, but cannot be eaten, and can only touch, and is at the entry-level level.

After hearing this, Xiao Yun felt bored and said, "This is very simple!"

"Simple?"

Han Yi's eyes rolled and said, "Then let's play a few games? If you can beat me within ten games, then you will win. I'll let you do it. If you don't win, haha, you only need to agree to me three conditions. What's going on? You're very cheap."

Xiao Yun immediately shook his head and said, "Don't come."

"Why? Didn't you say it's very simple?" Han Yi said in surprise.

Xiao Yun said: "I think it's simple, but why do I bet with you? If I lose, who knows what conditions you will put forward?"

"I lost and let you send me."

"You are my husband, why did I send you?"

"Then----I'll wear the clothes you made, it's OK."

"You must have worn it."

"Well...!"

This woman is really difficult to deal with. OK, let’s fascinate you first. Han Yi waved her hand and said, “Okay, okay, you can do whatever you want, let’s just play a few of them, you can roll the dice.”

Xiao Yun rolled the dice in his heart, and Han Yi taught her how to see the dice and how to catch the pier. Soon, the thirteen cards got started.

This mahjong sounds easy, but it is not easy to play. The key is that you don’t know how to choose. Xiao Yun is more miserable. Every card seems to be useful, so I can’t help thinking for a long time.

Han Yi smiled and said, "Didn't you say it's simple? Why did you even think about the first card for so long?"

When Xiao Yun heard this, he immediately played a card and said, "I'm just waiting for you."

Wait for me? You really know how to make excuses.

Han Yi smiled strangely and reached out his hand, "This mahjong is not something to be seen, but something to be touched." While speaking, he grabbed a card, rubbed his thumb gently, and his face immediately turned from white to blue, "Oh!"

Xiao Yun said in surprise: "What?"

I fucked, and I actually forgot that the mahjong was made of flat wood. Han Yi bit her lower lip and forced her eyes to stare at her thumb with no tears, just like a cactus shaking slightly by the wind.

This is the consequence of pretending/sex!

"What are you doing! Huh!"
To be continued...
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