Chapter 708: Brother Monkey! Brother Monkey!(1/2)
This shock is really extraordinary!
Never underestimate Xiaopang and the others' status in Han Yi's heart.
"Little fat!" Han Yi rushed over immediately without caring about everything.
"Brother Han!"
When Xiong and the others saw Han Yi, they screamed in surprise and jumped around and couldn't help but speed up.
When they arrived at Han Yi, Xiaopang and Andy Lau immediately hid behind Han Yi, while Ono protected Han Yi.
Han Yi looked at it and found that it was all the princes in the capital, and there were many trainees from the training camp, Murong Zhouhang and Shangguan Yun were among them. The most conspicuous one was Yuchi Xiuji, a bastard with a tall figure and holding a huge stick. He looked scary enough, but why did this defeated general? Han Yi pointed at Yuchi Xiuji, "Yuchi Xiuji, what do you want to do?"
But I was curious, huh? Why are they here? Is it a holiday? Oh, by the way, it seems like a night market will be opened today.
Before Yuchi Xiuji could answer, Ono said angrily: "Brother Han, they want to force Xiaopang to talk about monkeys."
When Han Yi heard the word "pil", he was immediately angry and said, "It's outrageous. How dare you push Xiaopil in broad daylight." But halfway through his words, he immediately stopped again, turned to look at Ono, and said, "Ono, what did you say just now?"
Ono glared at Yuchi Xiuji and the others with his big eyes, and said, "They forced Xiaopang to say the monkey."
"Tell me about the monkey?"
Han Yi blinked in confusion and suddenly shook, "Sun Wukong?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a head appeared on both sides of his ribs, one fat and the other was thin, and he nodded together.
"Isn't that true!"
Yuchi Xiuji said carelessly: "Second Inspector, we just want Xiaopang to tell us the monkey, what do you think we want to do?"
Han Yi pointed to the thick stick in Yuchi Xiuji's hand and said, "Don't do this with me. You are trying to force people to talk to the monkey with the stick. Is there any reason?"
Yuchi Xiuji looked at the giant stick in his hand, was stunned for a moment, and then said, "This stick has nothing to do with Xiaopang. This is my Ruyi Golden Cudgel. I specially brought it to my door to listen to the monkey."
"What! Ruyi Golden Cudgel?"
Han Yi was so amused and laughed and said, "I think you're a dog-beating trick."
Yuchi Xiuji said in surprise: "What is a dog-beating stick?"
Linghu Erlang laughed and said, "Xiuji, I just said that your stick doesn't look like Ruyi Golden Cudgel at all, and you still don't believe it." As he said that, he handed the stick in his hand with a flattering look on his face and said, "Brother Han, does my stick look like Ruyi Golden Cudgel?"
"And me!"
I heard a loud voice.
In an instant, more than twenty sticks suddenly appeared in front of Han Yi, with great size and length. They looked so spectacular that Han Yi and the others were so scared that they took a big step back at the same time.
"Min is Ruyi Golden Cudgel."
“Mine is.”
"It's mine."! You are not monkeys, they are obviously a group of beggars! Han Yi finally figured it out, raised his hand, and said, "You guys put away your stick first, Ruyi Golden Cudgel. Let me tell you one by one."
When everyone heard it, they heard a burst of sounds and put away the stick.
Han Yi let out a sigh of relief, turned his head and said to Xiaopang and the others: "You go first."
Ono glanced at Han Yi worriedly.
Han Yi smiled and said, "Don't worry, they have no malicious intentions."
"Then let's go first."
The frightened bear brother whispered.
The three little guys looked at Yuchi Xiuji and the others cautiously first, and then slowly retreated into the alley. Seeing that Yuchi Xiuji and the others did not chase after him, they couldn't help but speed up, but before they could take two steps, someone shouted next to him: "Little Fat!"
"Don't call me, I won't talk about monkeys now."
Brother Xiong and the others were like frightened birds, yelling, while burying their heads and running wildly into the backyard.
Han Yi rolled his eyes, turned his head and saw twenty or thirty pairs of eyes looking at him nervously. He was stunned at first, then reacted, coughed lightly, and said simply and clearly: "It all looks like!"
Yuchi Xiuji was not willing to believe it, and said, "How is this possible? There is only one Ruyi Golden Cudgel. Our sticks are different. How can they all look like it? Deputy Inspector, you are too perfunctory to us."
The others expressed strong protests to Han Yi.
Han Yi glared at Yuchi Xiuji and said, "You also know that it is the Ruyi Golden Cudgel. Of course, it can be big, thick, thin, and curved and straight. The sticks in your hands can be said to be the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, but they are just various forms of the Ruyi Golden Cudgel. Please don't insult the weapons tailor-made for the monkey, okay?"
"It's reasonable!"
Linghu Erlang was fooled and stunned.
Yuchi Xiuji scratched his head and said, "That's right, Ruyi Golden Cudgel can be placed in his ears."
The others had nothing to say, and the answer was acceptable.
Han Yi said again: "In addition, don't force Xiaopang and the others to say monkeys. They will naturally say it at night. If you scare them, you can't listen to this monkey."
“Yes, yes!”
Yuchi Xiuji's mind flashed. It was about to stop the update. It was really a loss of life. He decided not to be arrogant. He smiled and said, "Second inspector, this monkey is so attractive. And he also said that the monkey became the Monkey King. What kind of trade exchange meeting are you going to do in the North Alley in the middle? Until today, you don't know that these days with Shangguan and the others were really living like a year in the training camp. I just looked forward to today. I didn't expect that when I met Xiaopang and the others on the road, I wanted him to get some air flow, not to force them."
Han Yi said in a daze: "Where are people talking about the Monkey King?"
"Isn't that true?"
Yuchi Xiuji said excitedly: "The monkey was talking about the monkey disturbing the Queen Mother's Peach Banquet and slipped away. The Jade Emperor was about to send someone to capture the monkey, but it was gone. It was so anxious."
Han Yi really doesn't know that he was so busy lately that he was dizzy and there was no time to care about these things. Today, he was making a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace. He thought to himself, no wonder they all came with sticks, it turned out to be cheering for the monkey. But this was really just right, and it should have been arranged by me. He smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I will say tonight, you guys wait patiently, and make sure it's exciting."
Yuchi Xiuji said, "Second Inspector, I think this Ruyi Golden Cudgel is quite suitable for our Royal Police. Otherwise, it should be used as a weapon for our Royal Police. What do you think?"
Han Yi suddenly glared at Yuchi Xiuji.
After all, Yuchi Xiuji had a shadow in his heart and said guiltily: "I'll just talk about it."
"No!"
Han Yi smiled and said, "Your advice is really great! It can be seen that you really want to be a Royal Policeman."
"Yeah?"
Yuchi Xiuji immediately turned his worries into joy, haha, "Where, where, but as the captain, I have to think more than others. This is my duty, haha!"
"Okay, okay!"
Han Yi nodded and cursed inwardly. This guy was becoming more and more shameless and said, "I will consider your suggestion seriously. OK, you can go ahead and spend more money. I'll arrange the monkey's business."
"The deputy inspector walked slowly, don't miss the monkey."
"Yes. Of course."
Han Yi turned his head, sighed softly, thinking to himself, these lunatics.
When I got to the alley, I suddenly heard a burst of cheers. I turned around and saw a person dancing with sticks. It was so ordinary that he would turn around a few circles, but there was a group of people watching around. It was definitely caused by monkeys. I also saw many children playing in the streets and alleys, but the places where they played were all the places where they told stories at night, with the names of "monkey", "Bimawen", and "Qi Tian Dasheng" endlessly.
This surprised Han Yi a little because he has not cared about these days. Even when he was telling stories, he was running and talking to Xiaopang and the others while running, and he didn't pay much attention. It turned out that before he knew it, he had already started to shave a while of "monkey madness", and it became more and more intense, and his momentum was far better than the voice of the Tang Dynasty. Even the white life and death love was not so terrifying.
This is really a shameless way to plant willows!
Han Yi originally took out Journey to the West, mostly to make up for the loss of the voice of the Tang Dynasty, but he did not expect that Journey to the West would become the guest, suppressing the voice of the Tang Dynasty.
A famous book is a famous book!
Han Yi stared at the children, frowned slightly, and showed a thoughtful expression. After a while, he realized until someone greeted him and walked to the backyard. However, after walking two steps, he turned around again, glanced at the children, and nodded slightly.
When we arrived at the backyard, we saw Brother Xiong, Andy Lau and Ono sitting at the stone table, with a large teapot next to each other. Brother Xiong and Du Zuhua were still breathing, as if they were still scared.
"Brother Han, you are here, are you okay?"
Brother Xiong suddenly saw Han Yi walking in and said nervously.
"I'm fine!" Han Yi smiled and said, "I know how hard it is to be a celebrity."
Brother Xiong was depressed and fat.
Han Yi said: "You are still lucky. When Sang Mu and the others played the life-and-death love, they were chased and chopped with a knife!"
They couldn't remember this and they all laughed.
Han Yi smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, they won't hurt you, but you must have the skills to answer them instead of just running away. This is the time to show your wisdom."
Brother Xiong nodded and said, "Brother Han, we understand."
Han Yi nodded and said, "I will teach you this later, but now I have to change your appearance. By the way, Xiaopang, do you still remember the song about monkeys I taught you."
Brother Xiong said, "Of course I remember this, I'll be singing it long ago."
Han Yi said: "Then do you dare to stand on the stage and sing later."
"What's not to dare to do this?"
Brother Xiong said proudly: "Ono always says I sing well."
Ono nodded.
Khan! When did he say you are bad? Han Yi certainly won’t hit Xiong’s confidence. He hit his palms with his hands and said, “Very good! Then let’s start quickly.”
Although this is unintentional, no matter whether as a businessman or a liar, there is a principle, that is, there is no principle.
When facing customers, both businessmen and scammers have no principles at all. I do whatever customers like, not what I like, and then impose them on the customers and say things are good. Later generations had many self-righteous businessmen. If the customers didn't like it, they were dependent on the customers' level too low and did not know how to appreciate it. Such shorts that merchants don't have to wear, and that's where people are on them.
To be continued...