Chapter 857 Who is more shameless?(1/2)
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Han Yi sighed deeply. This really gave him a headache. In fact, it was a bit abnormal to not marrying a few more people in ancient times. People like Emperor Wen of Sui, Yang Sixun, and Fang Xuanling are alternatives and are worthy of praise in later generations. However, they are all monogamous and have multiple concubines. If the concubine is born, they are naturally not as good as the wife. This is certain, so there is only one mistress in the family. Han Yi’s problem is that the three women around him are all daughters of top families, and they are very self-centered. The key is not the three of them themselves, but the family behind them. This is really tricky to deal with.
So a good man always has some unimaginable distress.
"You can't even deal with a mere Yuan Mudan. It seems that you are right not to read military books!"
Xiao Wuyi raised the corner of her mouth and continued to sarcastically.
This woman is really a good at taking advantage of the situation. Han Yi said angrily: "Isn't it all your fault?"
Xiao Wuyi glared and said, "Why blame me?"
Han Yi said aggrievedly: "If you hadn't bullied me at home every day, I would have been so afraid of women. My man's masculinity was suppressed to nothing, and the family rules of my Han family were also true." I thought to myself, after all, my buddy was considered a love prodigal son back then. Since I met you, I have become more and more restricted in this regard, and I can't let go of it at all. I don't go to brothels and go to the boudoir instead. It's really a failure.
Xiao Wuyi almost vomited blood when she heard it. In the past, she could not take advantage of her mouth and could use her power to intimidate her. But since she got together in Chang'an, she has been "bullying" by Han Yi in terms of force. She immediately said anxiously: "Who bullies who, from the beginning, you bullied me. Now that you are flirting with things outside, I haven't even said anything about you, you even turned around, you - you go back to sleep tonight."
"No, no!"
Han Yi was immediately frightened. The biggest punishment between husband and wife was that his wife refused to let her husband go to bed. He smiled honestly: "I'm just kidding. Wuyi, you are a lot of people. I have always been very grateful in my heart, haha!"
"Virtue!"
Xiao Wuyi gave him a blank look, passed a moment, and asked again, "What did Sister Mudan say?"
Han Yi sighed: "You know her so well, I'm afraid you've guessed what she would say long ago."
Xiao Wuyi giggled and said, "If I had known today, why would it have been the first one?"
Han Yi was stunned and hurriedly said, "Hey, you are wrong. I remember you encouraged me to come."
Xiao Wuyi said with a straight face: "I regret it now, can't it?"
"OK!"
Han Yi scratched his hands and said, "You are now standing on the commanding heights of morality. Whatever you say is what I have, I have no say."
Xiao Wuyi blinked and thought to himself, yes, I could never talk about him before, but now as long as I tell you this, he has nothing to say, hehe.
Han Yi saw her eyes rolling around and couldn't help but feel a little scared, saying, "What are you thinking? You're so treacherous with a smile."
"No—nothing."
Xiao Wuyi was determined and said, "I just said I had to come forward."
Han Yi said: "I didn't say I wouldn't let you come forward. I just think that I have to tell Mudan about it in person."
Xiao Wuyi said gossip: "Then did she beat you hard?"
Do you think she is you! Han Yi said half-jokingly and half-seriously: "Does she hit my head with her head count?"
Xiao Wuyi said with a mouth: "It's so terrible."
You are too modest! No matter how scary it is, it is not as good as you! Han Yi wiped a cold sweat and said, "What's so scary about this? I would rather let her bump into it a few more times than let her get two big furry men rush into my bathroom to see me take a shower."
Xiao Wuyi chuckled, then pursed her lips again, but when she thought of the howl, she couldn't help but burst into laughter.
Wow! I'm so happy to laugh! Are I really afraid of you?
Han Yi immediately shook his body and blocked it with his lips, and his hot tongue rushed straight in.
Xiao Wuyi opened her eyes and her body became soft. She almost fell into Han Yi's arms. This was a killer move. Although Han Yi was not romantic, her skills were still there. After a moment, she realized and pushed Han Yi away with force. Her cheeks were burning. She looked around and said to Han Yi: "You are trying to die. If someone sees me, I-I don't have the face to see people."
"Who told you to laugh so happily?" Han Yi laughed and said, "I have decided that I will not be a gentleman from today."
Xiao Wuyi said, "When did you become a gentleman?"
Han Yi thought about it and was a little unconfident and said anxiously: "Then - then I won't be a villain anymore, this is OK."
Xiao Wuyi said curiously: "If you don't even do villains, then what else can you do?"
Oh! You took it seriously! Han Yi smiled wickedly: "Rogue!"
Xiao Wuyi's pretty face turned red and she spat: "Vague!"
Han Yi snapped his fingers and said with a smile: "Miaoji! Miaoji! The essence of this hooligan is vulgarity."
Xiao Wuyi spat, "I don't bother to pay attention to you, a hooligan." After that, he got up and left.
"Wait, I haven't started to be a hooligan yet! This woman is really, it's not too late to play after taking a shower."
The bathroom was filled with heat.
"Oh! This Wuyi is really. How could I mess with such a dedicated man? Even if you don't arrange two girls for me, you can give me two fat girls - press it! Auntie, it's just a massage. Ah - it's really boring if no one presses the wooden bucket bath a few times! Boring -!"
Han Yi sat alone in a large wooden barrel filled with hot water, tilted his head back, and complained about the world and was covered in clothes. After a while, he suddenly found that he seemed to be standing in the heat. This scared him so much that his hair stood up immediately. He immediately turned his butt and turned around, "Who?" Seeing that the figure was thick and majestic again, he couldn't help but curse: "Damn! You dare to come! Get out, otherwise I will kill you."
"Then try it!"
Only a low voice could be heard.
The sound is so familiar! Han Yishou waved the heat, looked at it carefully, and exclaimed: "Master Yuan Castle!"
The person who came was Yuanjiu.
"You're finally willing to show up."
When Han Yi saw Yuanjiu, he was so angry that his eyes were inflamed. He stood up and felt a chill under his crotch. He immediately squatted down again, put his hands on his chest, thinking, "Damn! This guy is so powerful that I am alone, it's so inconvenient. If you go to trouble him at this time, it's not an excuse to torture me. I have to endure it. Then he said, "How did you come in?"
Yuanjiu raised his head and said proudly: "There is no place in the world that I, Yuanjiu, cannot go to."
When Han Yi heard what he said, he immediately snorted: "That's what he came in by climbing over the wall."
A hint of embarrassment flashed across Yuanjiu's face and said, "I will not do such a despicable thing anymore, I jumped in."
Han Yi was stunned for a moment and said curiously: "What's the difference between it and Feng?"
Yuanjiu said anxiously: "One is jumping and the other is turning. How come there is no difference? I don't care about you because you have never read a book."
That's right! The difference is that one is you and the other is me. Han Yi forced himself to suppress the anger of chopping Yuanjiu, thinking, I'm inconvenient to move now, and this is not a good place for negotiation. He said: "Master Yuanbao, I'm taking a shower, I'll talk about anything when I finish washing."
Yuanjiu immediately said: "You are guilty of being a thief."
Han Yi could no longer hold it back and said, "I am guilty of being a thief. Then I'll ask you, where have you been going these days."
Yuanjiu blinked and said, "I'm going to find my confidantes."
"Confidant."
Han Yi snorted and said, "The Lord of Yuanbao is such a busy person. He doesn't even have time to drink the tea of Mudan and me."
Yuanjiu thought about it and was indeed very regretful. He glanced at him and said with a hint of jealousy: "Who will I give that cup of tea?"
"No one drinks."
Han Yi said lightly: "My mother and I have stolen three incense sticks for you."
"Pooh!"
Yuanjiu said angrily: "You are cursing me to die!"
Han Yi said: "This is what your little sister suggested. I am just a woman singing along with her husband."
"Nonsense! My little sister wouldn't treat me like this." Yuan Jiu argued angrily.
Han Yi shouted and said, "You are so embarrassed to call me, I feel blushing for you!"
Yuanjiu said: "Why am I embarrassed? I am so nice to my little sister."
Han Yi said with a wow, "Master Yuanbao, I am willing to give up the disadvantages of my younger generation. Humph, you know what you have done yourself."
Yuanjiu argued: "What did I do, please come up with evidence."
I knew you wouldn't admit it. Han Yi knew there was no way to deal with him for the time being, so he let out a sigh and said, "No matter what, I still have to say thank you. If you don't put that aphrodisiac, I'm afraid I will regret it for the rest of my life."
"You know what - what does it mean, what aphrodisiac, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand at all?" Yuan Jiu was shocked, it was so dangerous! He almost came to the boy's words.
Damn! This is not fooled! But it's fine, I have to let him put aside my guard. In this way, I will be able to beat him up in the future. In short, if I don't take this revenge, I, Han Yi, will withdraw from the thousand gates and convert to Buddhism. Han Yi shrugged and said, "Just understand it in your heart."
"I understand what."
Yuanjiu snorted, suddenly remembered something, and said, "By the way! Don't turn the tables, you kid, I'm here to make a crime today. If you don't give me a satisfactory answer, I'll let you go out naked."
Han Yi felt a stern in his heart. This is so scary. This is my father-in-law's house, but he said, "Where do you start with this?"
Yuanjiu said with a gloomy face: "You still want to hide it from me. Now everyone knows that your wife is Xiao Wuyi."
It turned out that he came for this matter. Han Yi breathed a little relieved and said, "I did hide this from you. I apologize to you for this, but I didn't tell anyone before that. Master Yuanbao, you are so smart, you should know why I kept it hidden, and I had explained it to Mudan as soon as possible."
Yuanjiu said angrily: "Since that's the case, why do you want to marry my little sister?"
Han Yi almost blew his blood and said, "Damn! Master Yuanbao, it seems that this matter was caused by you, and you know I have a wife, so I didn't hide it from you."
"I--!"
Yuanjiu's tongue was a little knotted and said, "But I don't know that your wife is actually Xiao Wuyi, and Xiao Wuyi actually helped me to help you and your younger sister. With Xiao Wuyi's personality, she would never do this. You must be planning to be ill."
After all, he has become suspicious and has developed a suspicious mentality. The key is Han Yi, Xiao Wuyi, who are both very cunning, which makes him a little scared. He didn't want to come, but if he didn't come and ask, he couldn't even sleep. However, he was still very cautious. With his force, Han Yi is just a rooster, but he would still choose when Han Yi was the weakest.
I'm going to think of your sister, uh, I'm really going to think of his sister. Han Yi thought to myself, this guy has been too much, and he is more cautious than who, let alone Wuyi and I. If I say no conspiracy, he will definitely not believe it. He sighed: "At this point, I might as well tell you frankly. Wuyi is of course unwilling to do it, but she also understands that my alliance with the Yuan family has great benefits for me. Therefore, when she cooperates with you, she is actually hesitating. She wants to stop you from coming. Until later, Mudan took the initiative to propose a plan for a real marriage. The three of us thought it was very good, so we agreed, but we didn't expect it. Someone put medicine in the wine, which really happened."
Yuanjiu frowned and thought for a while. There was nothing wrong with it. It was reasonable and then said, "Take it serious?"
"You are so embarrassed to be suspicious. I have always been passive in this matter. If you hadn't made a fuss, how could it have developed to this point today? Could it be that Wuyi asked you to drug it?" Han Yi said furiously.
To be continued...