Chapter 866 This is not a joke(1/2)
Yuan Mudan has seen many bragging people, among which Yang Menghao is representative, but Yuan Mudan is really the first time to see him, and he can't help but look at Han Yi.
Han Yi said, "What? Do you think I'm more handsome?"
Yuan Mudan was stunned, and immediately said speechless, "You are really speaking without saying anything, and you dare to humiliate the saint like this."
"humiliation?"
Han Yi rolled his eyes and said, "I think you are humiliating me. Why did Confucius become a saint? Isn't it because he fooled him? He was able to fool him from Qilu and become a saint, so why can't I, Han Yi?"
Yuan Mudan said in surprise: "Are you still serious?"
Han Yi nodded and said, "Of course I'm serious. A hundred years later, the people's homes will be like my Han Yi."
This is a fantasy.
Yuan Mudan felt that there was no need to continue talking about this topic.
Just then, a knock on the door suddenly sounded.
Yuan Mudan's conditioned reflex seemed to bounce from Han Yi's arms, blushing.
Han Yi likes to see Yuan Mudan’s shy look, smiles hurriedly, and hears someone outside say, “Uncle, are you here?”
It's Yuanjie's voice.
Han Yi said: "Here is there, is there anything wrong?"
"Uncle, are you here?"
"exist."
"Then can you come out?"
"Well."
Han Yi glanced at Yuan Mudan, and Yuan Mudan said lightly: "I'll go back to the house first."
She is not a very gossipy woman.
Can Yuanjie say something obscure, making me and him seem to be planning something shameful? Han Yi was depressed and stood up, came to the door and opened it. He saw Yuanjie standing in front of the door with a thief head and asked, "What's the matter?"
Yuan Jie first glanced into the yard and laughed, "Uncle, I plan to have a banquet tonight. Are you here?"
Han Yi said angrily: "It's just a meal, you need this!"
"How can I just eat!"
Yuan Jie's eyes turned and he smiled, "Recently, a group of beautiful young ladies from Jianghuai came to our house. Tsk tsk, all of them are gentle and charming, both talented and beautiful. We are all exhausted recently, so it's good to be happy."
Damn! It turns out it's *******. It's messy.
Han Yi's eyes lit up and said, "Do you often hold such banquets?"
Yuan Jie said: "We usually gather once a year, so how can we open it often!"
That's true! Han Yi's prodigal heart began to be beating, and there was no doubt that he liked that atmosphere.
Yuan Jie said, "Uncle, are you interested?"
Of course I have some interest, but--! Han Yi thought about it and said, "Forget it, I won't go."
Yuan Jie said anxiously: "Don't let go, I came here to invite you. Could it be that you are afraid of my aunt or Princess Yuncheng?" After speaking, he raised his eyebrows.
Han Yi snorted: "What a joke? I am the head of the family. How could I be afraid of my own wife? Haven't you seen your aunt before?"
Yuan Jie said in surprise: "Of course I've seen it."
Han Yi said: "You have seen you and asked, your aunt is so beautiful, how can ordinary women catch my eyes?"
Yuan Jie waved his hand and said with a demeanor to everyone: "You can't say that. This woman has her own charm and charm, and each has its own uniqueness. How can she break it with one beauty?"
Do you think I don’t know? The problem is that I am still in the inspection period now. If you ask me to go, aren’t you harming me? Han Yi said: “Next time, I really have something to deal with this time, but I really don’t have time.”
Yuan Jie said contemptuously: "Uncle, you are really boring, just having fun."
"There are opportunities, let's forget it today."
Han Yi felt extremely regretful and thought, giving up the entire forest for a tree. This has always been something I taught a lesson to others, but I didn’t expect this situation to happen to me.
Yuanjie was very disappointed and said, "Since my uncle has something to do, then let's make an appointment next time. I'll go back to regain my energy first."
"Retain your energy?"
Han Yi shook his head and said, "At a young age, you have to accumulate energy. It's really a waste of time. I have always been arriving at it."
Yuan Jie looked at Han Yi suspiciously, obviously not believing in his nonsense, so he left after saying a few words.
When he returned to the room, Yuan Mudan was holding a cup of hot tea, while savoring it, looking at the information on the table. When he saw him coming, he looked down at the information.
Han Yi sat down and said curiously: "Why don't you ask Yuanjie what he is looking for me?"
Yuan Mudan said: "What did he ask you for?"
"Well."
Han Yi was speechless. Yuan Mudan and Xiao Wuyi were really two extremes. If it were Xiao Wuyi, he would have been hiding there and eavesdropping just now, but Yuan Mudan didn't even want to ask questions, and he felt bored: "He said he had a banquet tonight and invited me to attend."
Yuan Mudan asked, "Then are you going?"
Han Yi said: "If I just have a simple meal, then I don't care. Uh, but I won't go either. After all, I still want to have a candlelight dinner with you. What's even more hateful is that Yuan Jie actually found a lot of Jianghuai women. You know how could I go to such a banquet with such a dedicated man? I refused very decisively."
"Um."
"Um?"
Han Yi frowned and said, "What does this mean?"
Yuan Mudan said: "I understand."
Han Yi said in surprise: "Don't you criticize their dirty behavior?"
Yuan Mudan said: "This is their business, and I don't care."
Han Yi tentatively said: "If I go--?"
Yuan Mudan said: "Just go."
"Really or not?"
Han Yi dared not believe it.
Yuan Mudan said: "Why did you ask like that?"
Han Yi said: "Did you not hear it clearly? He also invited some Jianghuai women. It is said that they are all charming and seductive. Are you really relieved to go there?"
Yuan Mudan said: "If you want to go, I can stop it once, and I can't stop it even if you don't want to go, then I don't need to say anything. Since that's the case, why should I ask more questions?"
"You are so enlightened."
Han Yi held it in for a long time before he said something, thinking, if it were to be Wuyi, Yuan Jie would probably have become a pig's head now.
But in his eyes, Yuan Mudan was not indulging indulgence, but playing with trying to get, because he had no idea at all.
Yuan Mudan suddenly stood up and said, "I have to go to the garden."
Han Yi originally wanted to go with him, but suddenly remembered that he had something to do and said, "Okay, you go first and ask someone to get some pen, ink, paper and inkstone."
"Print, ink, paper and inkstone?"
Yuan Mudan looked at Han Yi in surprise.
"What kind of eyes are you?"
Han Yi felt insulted and said, "I can play with ink too."
Yuan Mudan was stunned, nodded, and walked out without saying a word.
"After all, I want to be Confucius' man!"
Han Yi shook his head, dissatisfied with all kinds of dissatisfaction.
An hour later.
Yuan Mudan came to the house with the fragrance and sweat on her forehead. This house suddenly burst into laughter.
Han Yi raised his head and said, "You are back."
Yuan Mudan covered her lips and giggled.
Why did he look like a fool when he went out? Han Yi was stunned at first, then he was stunned at first, because of Yuan Mudan's laughter, and then he was stunned at first, because of Yuan Mudan's violently undulating breasts, he couldn't help swallowing and began to rack his brains to recall the lingering night. Unfortunately, it was blank, and only the erotic touch on the next morning was deeply imprinted in his mind.
Yuan Mudan suddenly noticed Han Yi's hot gaze, and couldn't help but blush on her face, frowned slightly, and said angrily: "What are you looking at?"
Han Yi was stunned and said, "Why are you laughing at?"
Yuan Mudan pursed her lips and said, "Don't you look in the mirror by yourself?"
"Look in the mirror?"
Han Yi subconsciously touched his face.
Yuan Mudan chuckled again.
Han Yi suddenly realized something, looked at his hand, and saw that his hands were full of ink. He, a person who rarely used a brush, basically made him wear ink every time he wrote it back. He himself didn't know why this happened. He could only say that he wrote too much, but said, "Look at you, you dare to despise me if I can't play ink in the future. I feel scared when I play!"
To be continued...