Chapter 993
Fu Shiyi smiled contemptuously, gently brushed the ashes on his body, and then stood up gracefully: I read three hundred cold jokes, listened to Deyun Club, and read all the sketches from the 1990s. Do you think I will lose?
But when he walked into the middle, Fu Shiyi coughed: "Once upon a time, there was a duck named Xiao Huang. When he crossed the road, he was hit by a car. He screamed in pain: Gu! Then he turned into Xiao Huang Gu—"
The scene was silent.
Fu Shiyiban thought everyone was deliberately trying to trick her, but after looking around, she was sure: Well, everyone really didn't want to laugh. Not only did they not want to laugh, but they were also confused.
Li Changbo coughed and reminded: "Miss Fu, should you drink water?"
Fu Shiyi drank a glass of water in disappointment - the cup was chosen by herself, and it was a little bigger. After one cup, it would be a little bit too full.
She comforted herself: It doesn't matter, it's okay to have the next round.
In the next round, Liu Dalang won.
But as soon as Liu Dalang walked into the middle, before he could speak, someone suddenly started to laugh, and said, "Why did the little yellow duck call me "gua"? Isn't it Xiao Huanggua~"
So the scene was chaotic.
Fu Shiyi looked at everyone, and even Li Changbo's shoulders were trembling, and he was completely messy in the wind. I shouldn't have told a joke! This reaction was too slow!
Liu Dalang was stunned: He hadn't started yet.
Finally, he said something funny, and no one stopped.
So he passed the test in a daze.
Fu Shiyi:...
The game continued to play. When Fu Shiyi was transmitted for the second time, he simply stood up and made a magical dance: "Seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, like a seaweed~"
This time, I finally made me laugh.
Finally, when it's late and it's time to go back, it's almost everyone's turn.
The bad luck is like Lu Zhichun, who was spread four times and failed to make everyone laugh every time. He was filled with water, and his face was twisted in the end.
Li Changbo also drank two drinks. He was also very conscious. After singing a song, he took the initiative to say, "I don't have the ability to make everyone laugh, so I'll drink it on my own."
After saying that, I did it myself.
It has to be said that these intellectuals are indeed not suitable to be comedians.
One is because he can't shake off his idol's burden, and the other is because he has no information in his stomach.
Look at Zhang Chunsheng, even if you are too impatient, you can fight for imitating cats and dogs - you play a double act by yourself, which is quite lively.
But even so, almost when we went down the mountain, everyone quietly went to the toilet - Man Niang and the others glared at Fu Shiyi several times.
Moreover, in the end, everyone felt water swaying in their stomachs as soon as they walked.
Fu Shiyi can also be considered a cocoon.
It made Li Changbo laugh and then laughed unkindly.
It also made everyone laugh: Although I am in pain, it would be very pleasant to see others in pain! I will have to play next time!
When they reached the foot of the mountain and got on the carriage, everyone almost exhaled a long breath and then sat down.
And on the way back, the carriage was swaying, and several people in the carriage fell asleep.
Even Princess Heyuan, who often rides horses, is tilted on Lu Zhichun's shoulders, and her mouth is slightly opened when she sleeps.
Fu Shiyi couldn't stand it either.
So he took the initiative to snatch Li Changbo and muttered: "I'll just lie for a while, squint."
After saying that, he put his head on Li Changbo's shoulder.
So much so that Li Changbo's whole body became stiff.
Although Lu Zhichun didn't say anything, he started to laugh when he looked at Li Changbo.
Li Changbo's face was bloated slightly because of the joking, but he still said silently: "Everyone is each other."
However, Prince Min next to him was shocked: It turns out that Miss Fu is so proactive?!
Then he looked at Li Changbo's shoulders, Lu Zhichun's shoulders, and then looked at his own shoulders, and it became completely sore: No, I want to get married!
Along the way, Prince Min spent all the time in sadness.
Fu Shiyi completely regarded the number one male god in Chang'an City as a tool man, pillowed on his shoulders, and slept soundly, without any other thoughts.
After arriving at Shiwei Restaurant, everyone parted ways.
Princess Heyuan had not forgotten the matter of the dragon, so she waved to Fu Shi in a daze: "I'll pick you up tomorrow morning."
Fu Shiyi also waved his hand in a daze: "Then come early and have breakfast--"
Li Changbo looked down at Fu Shiyi's confused look, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise, and suddenly he had a little thought of moving: Mrs. Fu is like this, and she wants to tie her to her side and not let others see it.
That night, everyone in Shiweiguan went out to eat mutton, and went home to wash and go to bed.
When they got home, everyone thanked Fu Shiyi: If it weren't Fu Shiyi, how could they enjoy this?
Fu Shiyi smiled and said, "From the future, we will come and go to another restaurant. We may not necessarily go out to play, we can also go to eat in other restaurants."
Everyone is even more grateful.
When he went upstairs, Fu Shiyi called Man's mother upstairs and said that he would discuss with her if he had something to do.
Man Niang initially thought that Fu Shiyi was going to listen to today's account report. Just as she was about to speak, she heard Fu Shiyi say, "It's October. I thought that after the Winter Solstice Festival, our business will not be so good. You can slowly put up the accounts for the year and see how much profit it is."
Man Niang was also thinking about this matter and nodded immediately: "Miss Fu doesn't have to worry about it. I will prepare the account book and come to you again."
Fu Shi nodded and said, "You go out these days, find a silversmith, and go and book a few silver hairpins. Each woman in our Shiwei Restaurant will be one by one."
"Then go to the leather shop and order three pairs of leather boots, three of them, one pair of each of them."
Man Niang was stunned when she heard this: "This costs a lot of money."
"Well, divide the net profit we earn into ten parts and take out two parts to do this. If there is any left, give A Mei and Guo's son a long life lock. Just a little bit smaller." Fu Shiyi rubbed his sore legs and smiled: "After a year, we have worked a lot of hard work. Especially Yan Niang and my brother, how much hardship have they suffered with me."
Man Niang didn't know what to say, but her eyes were a little sore at the end: "Where is the little lady herself? If you say it's hard, it's still the hardest."
"The store is mine, the house is mine, I still have so much money, and my hard work will be rewarded." Fu Shiyi grinned: "I guess our Shiwei Restaurant is at this scale. If it gets bigger, I don't have that ambition. There are only so many people who can give you. Don't dislike it."
"The little lady said this to ruin us." Man Niang's tears fell: "If it weren't for the little lady, we wouldn't even survive."
After a pause, he felt that he could not ask for these things, so Man Niang advised: "My lady should keep the money and marry County Magistrate Li, so she can do her dowry."
Fu Shi waved his hand: "Why do you need so much dowry? I still have a salary, I can't spend much. Besides, there is also the golden cakes that Your Majesty gave me!"
After a pause, she lowered her voice and handed over to Manniang: "I originally wanted to buy the Fu family's old house, but the Fu family's old house is in the hands of Magistrate Li. If I marry him in the future, it will be a matter of left hand turning to right hand. Why should I save money if I have that effort?"
Chapter completed!