Chapter 388 This joke is so funny(1/2)
Sophia Liya said confidently: "When your young eagle is delivered, Laurie will also know it. When the time comes to ask for it from you, will you give it or not? When you gave me gifts before, didn't you all prepare him?
A share?”
"You're so cruel." Xiao Xiao said with his teeth straightened.
Sean suddenly discovered that he had made a mistake. He confirmed his true intention and came up with the crazy idea of marrying the most noble woman in the Byron Alliance.
But Sophia Liya still treated him with the same old attitude, trying every means to get benefits from him, without any problems.
You must try your best to make the other person have the same thoughts as you.
But the difficulty is not that high.
After all, what lies before the two of them is not just emotional issues.
There is also the issue of identity.
Winning the battle in the Swamp of Despair brought the leader of the Eternal Night Army to a new height.
But if Sean wants to marry Sophia Liya, I'm afraid there's still a long way to go.
A woman like Sophia, who is more rational than emotional, will not completely follow her feelings, but will weigh more things.
He must adjust his current thinking. He just decided that he wanted to marry this woman, but she was not his own woman yet. He could not treat his wife with the same attitude, otherwise he would not feel bad if she was sold by the other party.
Sophia Liya showed a winner's smile. She didn't know that her little move made Sean think so much about Xiao Jiujiu.
Now that things have reached this point, Sean will certainly not wait for Prince Laurie to speak on his own.
Instead, he found an appropriate opportunity and offered it as a gift, which really surprised Prince Laurie.
He has been trying his best to find suitable opportunities, but this kind of proactive request is quite challenging for an inexperienced young man. The dinner party is almost over, and he still can't open his mouth.
Everyone got what they wanted and slept soundly.
A night of silence.
The next day, Sean and Sophia embarked on their return journey under the reluctant eyes of Prince Laurie.
After being tricked by Sophia Liya, even the open-minded Sean felt a little knotty in his heart. He was much more depressed than when he came here.
After being treated coldly by Sean for a day, Sophia Liya seemed a little uncomfortable. She couldn't help but push him in the back and said: "What? Are you still angry? When did you become so stingy? A young eagle will kill you."
Are you so distressed? Anyway, you have the hatching method, so just hatch it again."
"No, I'm not that stingy. I would give up tens of millions of gold coins for His Highness's sake, so why would I care about a young eagle?" Sean shook his head, still looking gloomy.
His expression said, "I just remembered a story."
"Story? A story that makes you look distracted? What story is it? Tell it!" Sophia Liya followed the conversation and asked, regardless of whether what Sean said was true or false.
She didn't want her rare trip to become boring. She missed the feeling when she came.
"Okay, as long as you don't mind it being boring, my story-telling talent is not that great." Sean said without sadness or joy.
"It doesn't matter, it's just idle time anyway." Sophia Liya said with a smile.
…
Once upon a time, there was a country farmer's son who went to the royal capital to visit and accidentally met an extraordinary and beautiful princess.
The princess's smile always stayed in his mind, and he couldn't get rid of it.
After he returned home, he became lovesick. He missed tea and food every day, and became increasingly thin. His relatives and friends hurriedly came to visit him, and even invited a doctor to help him see a doctor.
However, the doctor could not find the cause and shook his head to express his inability to do anything.
Relatives and friends thought, maybe he had a heart disease? So they asked him why he was so distracted all day long.
The farmer's son said: "My soul has followed the princess. If I can't marry the princess as my wife, I'm afraid I won't live long."
After hearing this, the relatives and friends were at a loss what to do. The princess was beautiful and noble, how could she fall in love with a farmer's son?
In order to comfort him, they kindly lied to him and said: "We will help you. Don't be sad. We will send people to the royal capital immediately to propose marriage to the king. The king will consider marrying the princess to you."
The farmer's son was very happy, believed it, and hurriedly said: "Go quickly, if you go late, someone else will propose marriage to the king, and the princess wants to marry me."
After that, the farmer's son waited in excitement, and slowly he was able to eat something, and his illness gradually improved.
The farmer's son waits at the entrance of the village every day for people going to the capital to bring good news.
Some days later, relatives and friends came to see him again. He asked anxiously: "Has the princess agreed to marry me? I have been waiting so hard!"
Seeing that they couldn't hide it, the relatives and friends said: "The people we sent brought a message saying that the princess refuses to agree to marry you and asks you to find someone else."
The farmer's son was happy and sad at the same time. He was happy that the princess cared about him, but sad that the princess did not agree to his proposal.
Finally, he said: "The princess must not know who I am. If the princess sees me in person, she will definitely agree to marry me and be my wife."
…
"Haha..." Before Sean finished telling the story, Sophia Liya was already laughing so hard, "Is this guy a fool? A farmer's son actually tried to marry a princess? Haha... This is
This is the best joke I have ever heard in my whole life."
The storyteller, Sean, has a black eye and really wants to tell the other party a story about playing the piano against a cow. The other party's reflex arc is really different from what he expected.
Fortunately, Sophia Liya was not a fool. She could clearly feel the negative message coming from Sean as her laughter became stronger and stronger. She suppressed her smile and said, "Okay, okay, I won't laugh anymore."
Isn’t it enough? But before that, let me laugh for five minutes, three minutes will be enough...haha..."
Perhaps because she is a princess herself, she is particularly sensitive to the word princess.
She didn't think deeply about the deeper meaning of this story at all. She was only attracted by the absurdity and illogicality of it, and regarded it as an out-and-out joke.
However, in Sean’s story, the farmer’s son has a different metaphor.
Sophia Liya's laughter naturally became the biggest irony to Sean.
"Okay, serious, serious, let's tell a story, tell a story." Sophia used infinite perseverance to restrain her smile, "Let's put aside the possibility of this story first, let's talk about it first
Is it possible?”
"When a princess travels, she will be accompanied by a special guard. Even ordinary lords and nobles must keep an appropriate distance, let alone a farmer's son. He must kneel on the ground as soon as he sees the princess's motorcade.
A big ceremony will be made, and until the princess’s motorcade leaves, not to mention before the princess gets married, she will wear a veil when she comes in and out.”
"There is also the matter of proposing marriage in front of the king. Those relatives can just lie to him. If they really dare to do this, what awaits them will be the massacre of villages and towns, because this kind of proposal is contempt for the royal family and an insult to the king and the king.
The greatest insult to a princess."
Sophia Liya's eloquent comments made Sean's face darken even more.
Is this his real intention in telling this story?
"I know that an unmarried princess doesn't need to wear a veil when she goes out or in." Sean grasped the loophole in Sophia Liya's words and said.
"Who?" Sophia Liya didn't react for a moment.
"You!" Sean replied.
"Me?" Sophia was stunned, then said with a wry smile, "I am different. I am the regent first, and then the princess. Before Laurie ascends the throne, I cannot get married, or in other words, I
After getting married, you can no longer serve as regent."
"Is there such a thing?" This time it was Sean's turn to be stunned. This was the first time he heard this statement.
"This is an unwritten rule of the Lancelot royal family." Sophilia said calmly, "The Lancelot royal family once had a regent queen a hundred years ago. The royal power almost failed to be handed over smoothly and fell into the hands of someone with a foreign surname. From then on,
Since then, there has been this unwritten rule, and the existence of this Queen Regent has been artificially erased from history, and few people know of her existence."
"A palace struggle? No wonder!" Sean nodded in understanding. It's not surprising that once entanglement with power arises, weird rules will emerge.
After all, people have selfish motives.
Suppose Sophilia is married and has a son of her own.
When the time comes, will she hand over her throne to her younger brother? Or to her biological son?
For most women, this multiple-choice question is not a multiple-choice question, but a single-choice question.
A biological son always comes first in a mother's heart.
It is a common problem for every mother to want the best for her son.
It is probably because of this that the Lancelot royal family has just introduced the unreasonable rule that the princess is not allowed to get married while serving as regent.
Sean also understood why other members of the Lancelot royal family always made fun of Sophia's marriage. They were trying to save the country and drive her out of office.
"Fortunately, Laurie will be an adult soon." Sophia took a long breath and said, "My mission will be completed soon."
Sean didn't say anything, but he didn't think so in his heart. This kind of thing is not something you can let go of if you want.
But for me, this is quite good news. I still have nearly a year and a half to win the other person's heart.
Before that, it is estimated that the other party will not take the initiative to consider personal issues.
After a moment of silence, Sophia Liya asked abruptly: "The story you just told doesn't have any metaphors, does it?"
"Sister, you finally came to your senses!" Sean thought to himself. He could no longer complain about Sophia Liya's reflex arc.
A strong woman who is usually smart and powerful, when it comes to this aspect, she is as stupid as the stupidest pig, even the thick lines of Wendy can't compare.
Sophia Liya murmured to herself: "There must be some metaphor. You never do anything meaningless. What's more, you said you were depressed because you thought of a story. It's obviously a very funny story.
To be continued...