Chapter 899 The storm caused by a pig (2)
As soon as the company commander asked, everyone looked at the big soldier who was more than 1.80 meters tall.
Not only was the soldier tall and straight waist, but his military posture was also particularly standard.
Although the company commander asked, he was secretly applauding the big man in his heart, thinking that just this head could destroy the two Japanese!
If one person can destroy two Japanese devils, that means one person can surpass two Japanese devils. Of course, this is just an exaggeration to praise oneself and criticize the enemy. Who said that Japanese devils are short?
"Report to the sir, I went out to shit in the middle of the night!" The soldier thrust his chest, and the answer was particularly loud. But the content of this answer was, perhaps the Northeastern people could answer such a stinking sir in the middle of the night.
The originally serious atmosphere at the scene was a little more relaxed because of the content of the soldier's answer.
The company commander felt that his commander was offended by his majesty. He frowned and cursed: "Mom, aren't you just going out to shit? Why are you so passionate about answering? It seems like you are going to the battlefield!"
The big man answered a little badly, and the company commander was also a little humorous, and the soldiers following him laughed.
Logically speaking, this company commander is really just a joke, but unfortunately he didn't know that there were really tiger people in this group of Northeast Army, the kind of tiger people who really don't know how to make trouble!
"Don't you shit?" At this time, another soldier in the Northeast Army, who was shorter and stronger than the big one, was still victorious.
Otherwise, sometimes speaking is very important. Just what the tiger man said is called a stinky and stinky smell. At that time, the company commander's face changed color.
"Damn it, Huzhuzi, you are a tiger pussy!" Before the company commander could speak, the old captain had already cursed loudly, and he jumped out of the queue and ran to the tiger man.
"You hit me again? I'll beat you to death!" The tiger man also jumped up.
Although he didn't react slowly, he reached out and grabbed Wang Laomao and slapped his big mouth in time.
"Fuck, how dare you fight back? Forgot last time?" The old man shouted.
As soon as Wang Laomao shouted, the team of about 30 of them standing neatly was in chaos, and the Northeast soldiers surrounded him in an instant.
"How can you be a soldier?" At this time, the soldiers of the Northwest Army on the periphery shouted.
But at this time, the Northeast Army and other individuals were besieging the tiger man, and who would pay attention to the words of a soldier?
Some soldiers from the Northwest Army were called "Company Commander", but at this time the company commander calmed down.
Logically speaking, these Northeast Army soldiers were not their own subordinates, but now, hehe, he was so happy to watch the fun.
If the tiger man who talked back to him just now was really powerful, he really stunned two soldiers.
But the problem is that the tiger can't hold back the wolves. In the midst of a mess of "Oh, Ma Erhuzi, you're going to kill me again." "You're a tiger pussy to throw it away." "If Shang Zhen is not at home, no one will care about anyone." Amid the messy shouts, the tiger man was finally cut to the ground by the Northeast soldiers!
It was raining last night, and the yard was muddy again. When a group of Northeast Army soldiers stopped fighting, they saw that the tiger man was covered in mud, even his face was covered with mud. He was pressed into the mud by the soldiers.
There is no way to do this, who is the tiger man who is powerful?
It is difficult to press his strength, and the strength used by his soldiers is also great. If he doesn't put his face in the mud, he will still be doing it!
In the end, the tiger man was also pulled up from the ground, and two soldiers grabbed his arm from behind and carried it over. This was also considered to be the one who caused trouble.
And the reason why I could hold it was the company commander of the Northwest Army who heard it, just because a soldier said to the tiger man: "No matter how blind you are, no matter how blind you are, everyone will beat you together!"
It seems that the tiger man is not as good as the tiger, but he still knows that he will be beaten if he can't control his words.
"Du Te's mother has made enough trouble? Look at you, you are all veterans, and I heard that they are quite capable of fighting, but look at your current moral character! There is a bit of military discipline?" The company commander teased when he saw a group of Northeast soldiers standing.
Seeing that this group of Northeast Army soldiers did not look like a soldier, the company commander naturally had to say a few words.
Unfortunately, he underestimated the tiger man.
As soon as his sentence came to the ground, the tiger man whose face was all made of muddy face opened his mouth and spoke again: "I--"
Fortunately, Qian Chuaner, who had a small nose, small eyes and small mouth next to him, had foresight, so he stretched out his hand to cover him as soon as he saw him open his mouth.
"Tie him up and stuff his mouth!" Old Wang scolded in anger.
This tiger man is a real tiger, and the soldiers are not good at it. But when the soldiers really move, the tiger man said, "Don't stuff your smelly socks, I won't say anything again, right? Whoever says something else, will you be so grandson!"
It seems that although the tiger man is a tiger, he still attaches great importance to his oath. Other Northeast Army soldiers obviously also know his temper and nature very well, so they did not tie him up.
"Okay! No one looks at you Northeastern people here. What's the name of Northeastern dialect? Oh, it's called 'Dogtuozi'. Yes, Dogtuozi, No one sees you playing dogtuozi here. Let's talk about the serious business!" At this time, the company commander lost the interest of watching the Northeastern army making trouble and remembered the main topic.
Although the northeast dialects are different in the northwest dialect, it is normal to know some dialects of each other because of the adjacent regions.
The dog-taught and playing with the Northeast dialect means playing with the treasure.
Seeing that the company commander was about to talk about the serious business, the Northeast Army soldiers stood up and walked straight and looked at them with a look of scrutiny.
This time, there was no such tiger man causing trouble, so the company commander could finally ask questions: "You said that your shoes were so wet when you shit out? It didn't rain heavily last night." The company commander then asked the big man he was asking at the beginning.
Of course, the company commander asked this, just because the shoes this big man looked soaked.
Even if he shitted against the wind and rain, he would have finished pulling it out quickly and ran into the house. How could those shoes be so wet?
"Report to the sir, I have diarrhea. I ran out three or four times in one night. Everyone had their stomachs. They all knew that it was - yes, it wasn't something I could lift up just by trying to lift my pants." The big soldier replied in a passionate voice again.
What is funny art? Those who use your hands to make people laugh are funny, but that really cannot be called art. That real art is a joke that a person tells everyone laughs, but he just doesn't laugh!
And the big man in front of him was exactly like this, with his straight mark, his chest raised and his head raised, his words were bright, and he looked like a soldier rushing to the battlefield, but what he said was-
Although he has already said it is very subtle, no one has ever had a stomachache. What he said, "That's not something you can lift up just by just wanting to lift your pants." Isn't that the feeling of being unable to fulfill your feelings when you have diarrhea?
Chapter completed!