Chapter 151 The Jade Emperor is Approved
Underworld honey jelly? Dukang’s beer?
These are the two most effective things in Ji Yang's hands that can relieve fatigue and enhance physical fitness.
According to what the mountain god said, Ji Yang couldn't help but think of these two things. Ji Yang had also tried these two things and tried them on other people. The effects were good, but he didn't know if they had any effect on the mountain god.
But when Ji Yang mentioned these two things, the mountain god rejected them, saying that they were useless to him.
This thing is useless? Then what is useful?
"Relieve physical fatigue, relax the muscles and bones, the general rule is no pain, the general rule is no pain, relax the muscles and bones, the muscles and bones..."
Thinking of relaxing his muscles and bones, Ji Yang suddenly felt his eyes light up. He was studying Chinese medicine, so how could he forget about flower massage?
Tuina massage is based on the theoretical knowledge of the viscera and meridians of traditional Chinese medicine. It uses techniques to press the meridians and acupuncture points on the human body, and uses methods such as pushing, holding, lifting, pinching, and kneading to smooth blood circulation in the body parts, improve back pain, and relieve pain.
Physical therapy methods for physical fatigue and improving physical health.
Although this massage is not a new thing, and the mountain god is no stranger to it, Ji Yang still gave the other party this suggestion.
"Xiao Bai, I have thought about the massage you mentioned, but I am just a little mountain god with a very low status in heaven. I have no fairy boy or slaves. I can only massage my hands and feet myself, but my body
Most of the locations are inaccessible for massage!”
The mountain god still approves of the massage method, but how can he massage himself?
If you can't give yourself a massage, and you don't have a fairy boy slave, then think of a way to do it yourself without anyone else.
"Massage chair."
Can't a massage chair be used for massage? Although the effect is not as good as a human massage, it is still a massage.
Ji Yang also laughed when he thought of the massage chair, and then he told the mountain god about the principle of the massage chair. The mountain god was very satisfied with the massage chair Ji Yang said.
The mountain god promised Ji Yang that he would report to the Jade Emperor that Ji Yang wanted to buy century-old wild ginseng and century-old wild ganoderma at a low price.
Ji Yang also promised that as soon as the matter is settled, the massage chair will be given to him immediately.
The mountain god was looking forward to and curious about the massage chair Ji Yang said. He didn't care about the livestock that were still eating wild ginseng and Ganoderma lucidum, and hurried to the Lingxiao Palace to find the Jade Emperor.
"Xiaoxian has met the Jade Emperor."
As soon as the mountain god arrived at Lingxiao Hall, he bowed to the Jade Emperor and said hello.
"Mountain God, if you are not patrolling the mountains and feeding livestock, what are you doing here?"
When the Jade Emperor heard the mountain god's greetings, he nodded first, and then asked with a majestic look.
When the Jade Emperor asked, the mountain god told the Jade Emperor that Ji Yang asked him to buy wild mountain gods and wild Ganoderma lucidum with low merit.
When the Jade Emperor heard the mountain god's report, there was no special change in his face. He just asked the mountain god.
"Shan Shen, do you think we should give Xiaobai a low price? What is the appropriate price?"
It was obvious that the Jade Emperor was being playful when he said this. As soon as he saw the drama, the Mountain God also hurriedly spoke, saying that if the price could not be negotiated, he would not have his own massage chair.
"Jade Emperor, since you asked Xiaoxian to say it, Xiaoxian said it. I think we can give it to Xiaobai at a low price. It is best to adjust the prices of all goods."
The mountain god observed the changes in the Jade Emperor's expression as he spoke. After seeing that the Jade Emperor was not angry after what he said, he continued.
"Wild ginseng and wild Ganoderma lucidum are as abundant as weeds in Heaven. They can be seen everywhere. Now just a piece of wild ginseng and Ganoderma lucidum costs hundreds, thousands or even tens of thousands of merits. The price is too high. Even the ones used before
Most of the Supreme Lords have changed the materials to make elixirs."
"Although the livestock fed with wild ginseng and ganoderma are good, there is no need to use so much ginseng and ganoderma. The warehouses where ganoderma and ginseng are stored have long been full. Now I use 500-year-old wild ginseng and ginseng to feed the pigs."
Ganoderma lucidum, because there are too many of them, will grow hair if you don’t use it anymore.”
The Jade Emperor frowned when he heard this. When he saw the Jade Emperor's unhappy look, a trace of cold sweat flowed from the mountain god's forehead. He seemed to have been a little too loud just now and talked too much.
What I said just now felt like blaming the Jade Emperor. When I thought that I, a little mountain god, would blame the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor was really angry and didn't know how to punish himself.
"Jade Emperor, what Xiaoxian just said..."
"Okay, I know what you want to say. What you just said is not wrong. It is indeed my fault this time. There is something wrong with the decree I issued."
"From today on, the price of wild ginseng and wild Ganoderma lucidum will be reduced to ten percent of the original price. As for Xiaobai, you can decide the price."
As soon as the Jade Emperor said these words, the mountain god was extremely excited. Although the Jade Emperor did not directly revoke the order that wild ginseng and wild Ganoderma lucidum cannot be picked at will, he still had to buy it from himself, but the price was reduced by 90%. It was completely
At 10% off, this is a price that at least many gods can accept.
"The little immortal led all the immortals to thank the Jade Emperor."
The mountain god thanked the Jade Emperor excitedly, and the Jade Emperor waved his hand, indicating that he could go down.
As soon as the mountain god left, the Jade Emperor couldn't help but yawned.
Don't think that he is easy to be the Jade Emperor. Although the three realms are blocked by laws, there are many things in the mortal world that heaven and earth cannot control, but there are many things in heaven and earth themselves, and he, the Jade Emperor, is also very tired.
In fact, the Jade Emperor wanted to revoke the decree he had made before, but after thinking about it, he decided to keep it for the time being. The salary distributed every month was quite large, which was also an income.
"Erlang Shen."
The Jade Emperor shouted outside the Lingxiao Palace, and Erlang Shen quickly walked in.
"God Erlang has met the Jade Emperor. I wonder why the Jade Emperor called me?"
Erlang Shen came to the Lingxiao Palace and asked the Jade Emperor softly.
"Go and call Taishang Laojun and Zhang Tianshi over. Yesterday, we fought with them in a landlord fight. These two guys won me more than 30,000 merit points. I have to get it back from them today."
The Jade Emperor also needed entertainment. Playing poker has become popular in heaven recently, and the Jade Emperor also felt good about this pastime.
Hearing the Jade Emperor's words, Erlang Shen felt itchy in his heart.
Yesterday, the Jade Emperor fought against Taishang Laojun and Zhang Tianshi for a whole day. He also fought against Kui Mulang and Li Tianwang for a whole day. Although he did not lose as much as the Jade Emperor, he still lost four to five thousand merits.
Now the Jade Emperor asked himself to call Taishang Laojun and Zhang Tianshi. These three people didn't know how long they would fight. He was also planning to call Kui Mulang and Li Tianwang to have a good fight and win back the merits they lost yesterday.
Get it back.
"Yes, I'll go right away."
After saying that, Erlangshen walked quickly outside the Lingxiao Palace. Who told him to be in a hurry to play too.
At the same time, the mountain god also went to Ji Yang and told Ji Yang that the Jade Emperor had allowed him to lower mountain ginseng and Ganoderma lucidum.
When Ji Yang heard the news, he naturally clapped his hands and applauded.
Chapter completed!