Chapter 1816 Laojun, you said it was a coincidence
"It's hard to be a good person, and it's hard to be a good person. In order to help Huangdi solve the drought problem these days, old man, I seem to have aged hundreds of years. I am physically and mentally exhausted. I am always sleepy. I am so tired!"
This is what Taishang Laojun posted in WeChat Moments.
Chatting with Huangdi two days ago, Ji Yang already knew that Taishang Laojun was helping Huangdi expel the hostility in Hanba's body.
This process of getting rid of hostility is far more difficult than imagined, otherwise Taishang Laojun would not have posted such a post on Moments.
There are also many messages below Taishang Laojun’s updates.
Queen Mother: "Old Master, you have so many elixirs in your hand, just take one and you will feel refreshed and energetic immediately."
Sun Wukong: "Old man, you are just too smart. You have refined so many elixirs by yourself. If you take a Qi-boosting pill or a strength-boosting pill, you will gain strength all of a sudden!"
Mountain-moving warrior: "Tai Shang Laojun, do you want me to help? I am strong and powerful. I only need one Nine-Revolution Pill. Is the price good?"
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Some of the messages sent by the immortals to Taishang Laojun came with ideas, and some were to take advantage of the situation.
Regarding these messages, Laojun also gave some replies.
Taishang Laojun: "Old Lord, I have a lot of elixirs in my hand, but they are not jelly beans. The refining of each elixir requires a lot of heavenly materials and earthly treasures, and it consumes your mind. How can you eat it casually?"
Taishang Laojun: "Those who want to help earn elixirs, if you think you are higher in cultivation than me, then come and give it a try. My body is almost empty, old man. Are you sure you can do it?"
If Taishang Laojun is generous, that will be a real big deal.
But once you pick it up, it becomes famous in the Three Realms.
But what he said is correct. Taishang Laojun does have a lot of elixirs, but the value of each one is not low.
According to his cultivation level, even he is almost exhausted, and ordinary elixirs will definitely be useless.
Therefore, it is understandable that he does not take the elixir to replenish himself.
This result is exactly what Ji Yang wants, because the coffee he wants to upload has the ability to eliminate fatigue and sleepiness.
The caffeine in coffee has a particularly strong bitter taste, which can stimulate the human central nervous system, heart and respiratory system. An appropriate amount of caffeine can reduce muscle fatigue and promote the secretion of digestive juices.
People who stay up late and work overtime like to drink coffee, not because of the taste, but because coffee can refresh them.
Taishang Laojun's current situation is that he needs to be refreshed.
It's just that we're not sure yet whether coffee has any effect on gods.
But now you can do an experiment with Taishang Laojun, and you will know the effect.
"By the way, I drink Dongpeng when I'm tired and sleepy. It just so happens that in addition to coffee, I can also get some energy drinks this time. The taste of energy drinks is easier to accept than coffee. It's good to pay attention to this."
Although Ji Yang has sold carbonated drinks in WeChat stores, he has never sold functional drinks.
There happened to be two bottles of Dongpeng in Ji Yang's refrigerator, and they just happened to be taken out for Taishang Laojun to taste.
Dongpeng is a domestically produced energy drink that is rich in taurine, lysine and a variety of B vitamins. It can provide humans with sufficient nutrition and quickly replenish energy.
ps: Whether it is coffee or energy drinks, children should try not to drink them. It will have an impact on physical development and can easily lead to obesity and dental caries. Adults should also drink as little as possible. Normal rest is the key to good health.
Coffee plus Dongpeng, I hope it will have some effect on Taishang Laojun. Once it works, I will be able to show off my signature.
Thinking of this, Ji Yang quickly went to the refrigerator, took out the two bottles of Dongpeng inside, and then contacted Taishang Laojun.
"Laojun, what are you busy with?"
"Xiao Bai, I just wanted to sleep for a while. Later I have to continue to help Hanba expel the hostility from my body. I thought it was a simple thing, but I didn't expect it to be so energy-consuming. My body is really going to be empty.
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"What do you want from me? If nothing happens, I'll take a break."
Ji Yang sent a WeChat message to Taishang Laojun, and Taishang Laojun quickly responded to Ji Yang's WeChat message.
It seems that Taishang Laojun has just finished his work.
Now it should be Huangdi who is trying to maintain the power of Nuwa Stone.
"Laojun, don't make trouble. You have so many good things in your hand. If you just take two elixirs, won't you replenish the immortal energy consumed by your body?"
"Xiaobai, haven't you looked at my WeChat Moments? I've already told you that the elixir is not a jelly bean, so how can you eat it casually?"
"Moments, I didn't look at it."
Pretend to be confused, pretend to be confused.
I obviously came to see the Supreme Laojun after reading his friend list, but now I am pretending not to know.
However, Taishang Laojun did not pursue these matters because it was not important at all.
"Xiao Bai, don't talk nonsense. Are you okay? If nothing happens, I will go and rest. It would be great if there is something to replenish my strength at this time and make me feel less sleepy. I am so tired!"
Taishang Laojun dragged his tired body and talked so much with Ji Yang, which was pretty good.
Taishang Laojun is now urging Ji Yang to ask what happened. It seems that his patience has run out and he is really too tired.
However, Ji Yang smiled when he saw Taishang Laojun's reply this time. Taishang Laojun's words about "sleepy, tired" played right into Ji Yang's wish.
"Laojun, you say it's a coincidence or not, you say it's a coincidence, right?"
"What a coincidence, what a coincidence, tell me what you have to say, if you delay the old man's sleep, he will be struck by lightning."
Ji Yang continued to lie, and Lao Jun looked a little angry.
There were even lightning strikes, but would Ji Yang be afraid?
I haven't been struck by lightning very often.
"Laojun, I am preparing to launch two new mortal drinks. The point is that these two drinks can relieve people's fatigue and reduce their sleepiness."
"A mortal drink that relieves fatigue? Reduces sleepiness? Real or fake?"
"Quick, bring it to me to taste."
Taishang Laojun, who looked like he didn't want to talk to him just now, now took the initiative to ask Ji Yang for something.
This reaction brought a wicked smile to Ji Yang's face.
My goal has been achieved, and it has aroused Taishang Laojun's curiosity.
"Laojun, don't worry. Considering our relationship, can I not give it to you?"
"But gods and mortals are always different. I can't guarantee whether it will have any effect if you drink it, so you have to be mentally prepared."
"It's all the same for gods and mortals. Don't you want to give it to me? Why don't you give me a price and how much merit do you want?"
Ji Yang did not directly give the things to Taishang Laojun. Taishang Laojun thought that Ji Yang was waiting to ask for the price.
"Laojun, I don't plan to sell it to you."
"Xiaobai, are you kidding me?"
"Why are you in a hurry? I won't sell it to you, but I can give it to you."
This time, Ji Yang actually planned to give coffee and Dongpeng to Taishang Laojun for free.
However, since the Lord of the Ethereum knows Ji Yang well, Ji Yang should not be so kind.
"You are a man who will not suffer any loss. Tell me, what is your purpose..."
Chapter completed!