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Chapter 19 The Dionysian Contest

The circle of friends is all about today's party, but it seems that the gatherings in heaven are very frequent, and these gods are tired of gathering.

Taishang Laojun: "Since the laws of the three realms control and balance the three realms, and gods cannot descend to earth at will, the Jade Emperor has been so bored that he has a small gathering every three days and a big gathering every five days. Doesn't he know that I am very busy, old man? It's a boring party.

End it soon, otherwise my alchemy furnace will explode."

Lu Dongbin: "The world is vast when you are drunk, and the sun and moon are long in the pot. If I hadn't heard that the Jade Emperor asked Du Kang to brew new wine, I would have communicated with He Xiangu."

Nezha: "Keng'er's father, it was his father's turn to come to the party today, but he refused because he had diarrhea and asked me to take his place. It's so abominable."

Sun Wukong: "Ink marks, real ink marks. Today I asked the Supreme Master for elixirs as snacks, but I was dragged to some party by the old man. Seeing the Jade Emperor's saliva flying around, I wanted to give him a stick.

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Looking at the circle of friends among the immortals, Ji Yang also smiled faintly. You were complaining even though you were eating and drinking at the party. You really don't know how blessed you are when you are in the midst of blessings.

In the past, there were no checks and balances in the laws of the three realms. The gods could still go to the mortal world if they had nothing to do. But now they can't. They are idle every day after they can't come to the mortal world. When the Jade Emperor first started organizing gatherings, everyone was arguing.

Use your brain to participate.

But as the number of visits increased, the immortals became tired of it. They only had the same things to eat, drink, and play, and no one wanted to come if there was nothing new.

It is precisely because of this that the Jade Emperor thought of asking Dukang to brew new wine for everyone to taste.

"God of Cookery, bring up the dishes you prepared."

The Jade Emperor also knew the thoughts of the immortals. In order not to annoy everyone, he simply spoke for an hour and then ordered the God of Cookery to serve the food with a smile.

Half an hour is still simple. How long does it take to be complicated? No wonder Sun Dasheng has the urge to beat the Jade Emperor with a stick.

The God of Cookery, who had been waiting at the side for a long time, heard the words and obeyed, and then asked the fairies to bring the dishes he had prepared.

The immortals looked at the God of Cookery's dishes, but no one tasted them. They had been eating just these dishes for thousands of years, and they were really tired of eating them.

"Bah, it tastes so bad. I eat these every time. God of food, can you order something fresh next time?"

Sun Wukong took a piece of boiled cabbage and put it into his mouth, then spit it out and said loudly with an unhappy look on his face.

"You bastard monkey, don't act so rude here, but God of Cookery, what this bastard monkey said makes sense. You should serve some new dishes at the next party. Everyone is tired of eating these."

"Yes, Wei Chen knows."

The God of Cookery felt depressed. Even if he was the God of Cookery, you would get together every three days or five days, but he couldn't go down to the mortal world to find inspiration. He had already exhausted everything.

"Jade Emperor, no one wants to eat this dish. I heard that you asked Du Kang to brew new wine. Please let him bring it quickly."

Lu Dongbin suggested with a calm smile.

As soon as they heard about the new wine, the other gods also spoke up and urged Du Kang to serve the wine quickly. Now the only things that can arouse the interest of the gods are new things.

"Du Kang, you heard it too, please bring out your newly brewed wine."

The Jade Emperor said loudly to Du Kang, who was already waiting outside.

When Du Kang heard this, he was about to ask someone to bring the beer he brewed, when Yi Di suddenly spoke.

"Jade Emperor, Du Kang has been responsible for the wine work for so many years. I'm afraid he won't be able to brew any new wine."

The expected thing happened, Yidi really came out to cause trouble.

"In order to prevent Dukang from running out of new wine for everyone to taste, I have also specially brewed some new wine. Please allow your majesty to give it to the immortals to taste?"

When the Jade Emperor heard what Yi Di said, he wanted to question Du Kang, but before he could ask, Yi Di said that he had brewed new wine for everyone to taste.

"Last time, your drinking gave everyone a splitting headache. Your drinking shouldn't be a problem this time, right?"

Thinking of the last time he drank Yidi wine, the Jade Emperor was still a little scared. His head hurt so much that it was about to explode.

"Don't worry, Jade Emperor. Last time, Wei Chen's fairy boy put the wrong materials. This time, Wei Chen will do every step personally, so I guarantee that everything will be fine."

Yi Di had said this, and when the Jade Emperor thought that he had not let the other party take charge of drinks for many years in a row, his heart softened and he agreed.

"Well, since you are so thoughtful, bring your wine."

Upon hearing the Jade Emperor's agreement, Yi Di was delighted. She glanced proudly at Du Kang beside her, and then asked a group of fairy boys to walk in carrying several wine jars.

As soon as Yidi's wine was brought up, a burst of aroma wafted out, and the immortals couldn't help but take a deep breath.

"Well, it's good wine. It's indeed good wine. Give me a bowl quickly."

Lu Dongbin's body flashed and he arrived at the wine jar. He immediately poured out a bowl of wine and took a big sip.

Watching Lu Dongbin take a big sip, the other gods also felt a thump in their hearts. They were also worried about the side effects of drinking Yidi wine last time.

"Good wine, not bad. This is the best wine I have drunk in recent years. Give me another bowl, hahaha..."

All the immortals knew that Lu Dongbin was a good drinker. He said it was a good drink, and he didn't have any side effects like the splitting headache he had last time. The immortals started to drink it with confidence.

"Soft entrance, thin throat, good, good."

"Well, it has a refreshing fragrance, a mellow taste, and it tastes good. It tastes great."

"It's the same as Lu Dongbin said. This wine is the best wine I've had at recent parties."

After hearing what the immortals said and seeing that everyone had no side effects after drinking, the Jade Emperor drank Yidi's wine. As soon as the wine was in his mouth, the Jade Emperor also looked satisfied and praised loudly: "Yidi, you performed well this time.

, good wine, good wine.”

Hearing the praise from the Jade Emperor and the immortals, Yi Di felt very proud. She glanced at Du Kang beside her, and a sneer appeared on her lips.

"Dukang, I'm so sorry. It seems that you will be unemployed in the future, hahahaha."

However, after hearing Yi Di's words, Du Kang smiled calmly.

"Although your wine is newly brewed, it is just a few more ingredients added to increase the aroma. It is not really innovative."

Hearing what Du Kang said, Yi Di was obviously not convinced, but before she could speak, she heard a voice of disdain echoing among the immortals.

"Bah, this is called good wine. I just added a few more drops of fruit juice and some more flower liquid. It tastes weird. There is nothing new at all. It doesn't taste good. It doesn't taste good."

Who dares to speak like this in the heavenly court? Who else but us, Sun Dasheng, can be so presumptuous?

Upon hearing what Sun Wukong said, the Jade Emperor frowned and said unhappily: "Small Monkey, you're being rude again, aren't you? Why is this wine bad? You said this wine doesn't taste good and has no new ideas.

Do you have new wine in Huaguoshan that you can drink?"

"Tch, my monkey wine from Huaguo Mountain is several times better than this wine. I said to Du Kang, didn't the Jade Emperor ask you to be in charge of the new wine? I can't drink this Yidi's wine, Old Sun. Please take your wine quickly."

Come on, if you can't bring out good wine, I don't need the Jade Emperor to punish you. I, Old Sun, will give you a stick first."
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